I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

December 8th,

Xu Mang got on the plane to Sweden. This time he missed the appointment again. He wanted to complete the mission assigned by the space agency. He could go back to Magic City and spend a few days with Xiaoman, but he never expected that things would be so many. .

"Wife..."

"Actually, you don't need to accompany me." Xu Mang glanced at Xiaoman, who was sitting next to him, and said helplessly: "You are so busy at work...and you take time to accompany me to Sweden for awards. I...I really Ashamed of you, if it were not because the cabin door could not be opened, I would jump down and commit suicide."

"..."

"Humph!"

"Is it ready now?" Yang Xiaoman pouted his mouth and said angrily: "Fortunately, the uncle called me and told me that you won't return to the demons, otherwise... I don't know you are pretty. Qiao Fei Sweden, bastard... you lie to me all day."

Xu Mang smiled awkwardly. He saw through the window the scene of the sky thousands of miles outside the plane. Suddenly Xu Mang lost all his motivation. He asked himself again...what was this for?

truth?

The sea of ​​stars?

Dream of the rejuvenation of a great country?

"Ugh?"

"Do you eat ice cream?" Yang Xiaoman flipped through the first-class snack list, frowning and said, "Actually, I really want to eat it, but I'm worried about getting fat... If you get fat, you must be an idiot. Will laugh at me, and then I will beat you again."

"Forget it..."

"Don't you like to eat Haagen-Dazs? Then come to Chocolate Haagen-Dazs." Yang Xiaoman said to himself a lot, and then pressed the service button, the stewardess who rushed forward said: " Bring us a Haagen-Dazs, chocolate-flavored...can it be a big bowl?"

Xu Mang looked at Xiaoman and the short and flat woman next to him, until Xiaoman handed the ice cream to his hand, and the coldness passed from his palm made him recover.

"what happened?"

"What are you in a daze?" Yang Xiaoman glanced at him and said calmly: "Hurry up and eat, and then take a good rest. I heard the uncle said that you are very tired recently, and I brought you melatonin. One pill."

Xu Mang did not speak, and freed his hand to hold Xiaoman's Qianqian hand. Although he was an old husband and wife, Yang Xiaoman still trembled and looked at him curiously.

"Little Man..."

"Thank you for being by my side." Xu Mang suddenly said softly: "By the way, I always owe you a confession, right?"

Hearing Xu Mang's words,

Yang Xiaoman was so angry that he only gritted his teeth and said angrily: "Are you embarrassed to mention it? How long have I waited for your confession? How long has it been since we were together until now, you have no conscience. Confessed to me."

"Ahem..."

"I'm thin-skinned... can't say that kind of thing." Xu Mang smiled bitterly: "Anyway... I will give you the most memorable picture in your life, really... Xiaoman, I am seriously."

Yang Xiaoman opened his mouth, and finally did not speak. He sighed and said, "Forget it...you are about the same as my dad. You never said "I love you" to my mom. You men are really speechless, God is not afraid I am not afraid of the land, I am afraid to say "I love you" to my lover. Is it so difficult?"

suddenly,

Yang Xiaoman held Xu Mang's cheek and said solemnly: "Say! Tell me...I love you!"

"..."

"I..."

"I..." Xu Mang opened his mouth. No matter how hard he tried, these three words couldn't be said. It was too difficult... It was too difficult. I would rather solve the BSD conjecture than say these three words. .

Yang Xiaoman, who was angry, gave Xu Mang a fierce look, and said seriously: "Idiot...Do you have other women in your heart? Otherwise...Why don't you tell me these three "I love you" Words? If not... why are these three words so hard to speak?"

Xu Mang pondered for a while, looking at the beautiful face in front of him, and said calmly: "These three words, some people understate, some people run out of life, if you say too much, you will get bored, and if you listen too much, you will get tired. Every word can say..."

"Little Man..."

"I hope to prove it by action, rather than by simple three words." Xu Mang sighed through the window, "Don't force me anymore..."

Suddenly,

Yang Xiaoman's heart melted and completely melted away in Xu Mang's words. If it weren't for being on the plane, she would like to hug Xu Mang's head and kiss him cruelly!

Yang Xiaoman stared at Xu Mang with his big watery eyes, and said softly, "Husband...I love you!"

Xu Mang: o(￣▽￣)d

Hehe,

It's gone again!

No idea,

Really... I can't say it.

soon,

Yang Xiaoman fell asleep. After all, she was very tired during this period of time. Managing two companies made her a little exhausted. Seeing her sleeping soundly, Xu Mang was fascinated for a while. He used to be a man who broke away from low-level tastes. , But with the passage of time, finally can't escape the rouge dust.

"Little Li!"

"Give me the notebook." Xu Mangchong said to a young woman next door: "Is the battery full?"

"what?"

"Oh... it's full!" The young woman hurriedly took out the notebook, got up and sent it to Xu Mang's hand. When she returned to her seat, she couldn't help but asked curiously: "Professor Xu... Working?"

"Ok!"

Xu Mang turned on the computer, answered absently, and began to write 700,000 program codes for the sky crane landing.

[Trigger task: become stronger]

[Explanation: After writing 700,000 pieces of program code, the young man... only when he is bald can he become stronger! 】

[Reward: Upgrade Card*25]

Xu Mang:? ? ?

Snapped!

Xu Mang was so scared that he hurriedly closed his notebook, I...what did I just see? After writing 700,000 pieces of program code, will...be bald?

Damn it!

No one told me this... this thing!

"Professor Xu?"

"You...what's the matter with you?" Seeing Xu Mang's horrified expression, Xiao Li couldn't help but nervous, and said: "You...have you been in trouble? Did I forget to charge? Xu The professor is sorry...I...I obviously plugged in."

"..."

"The laptop has electricity." Xu Mang smiled awkwardly: "Forget it...you are still a postdoc and don't understand my sorrow."

Xiao Li was speechless for a while, even an academician of the Academy of Sciences would not say such things to himself. After all, he has led many major scientific research projects. However... Facing Professor Xu Mang, it seems that he has this point. Achievement is not on the stage at all.

"Ahem..."

"Yes, yes." Xiao Li smiled bitterly: "By the way, Professor Xu, don't you rest?"

"what?"

"Oh..." Xu Mang hit Hatch, took out a blindfold from his side, and said calmly: "Call me when you get off the plane."

"Ok!"

...

for a long time,

The plane landed at the Swedish airport. With the assistance of the embassy, ​​Xu Mang and his party finally came to the hotel, but never thought that this hotel is still the property of Xiaoman's family, but Xu Mang is also used to it. Hotels are all owned by Xiaoman.

"Idiot?"

"Ok?"

"I want to eat yellow berry parfait..." Yang Xiaoman sat on the bedside and couldn't help but leaned to his side, and said softly: "You help me buy a yellow berry parfait?"

"You're so fat, and you still eat yellow berry parfait?" Xu Mang said irritably, "You are not fat!"

Yang Xiaoman: (#￣～￣#)

although...

The words are true, but they sound very disturbing.

When you come to an unfamiliar country, the most direct and easiest way to understand the country is through local cuisine. Sweden is geographically close to the coast, so there are many seafood products, such as salmon, perch, and bamboo skewers. Fish etc.

seafood...

Don't eat too much, it will cause skin allergies.

The most important dish in Sweden is Swedish meatballs. This is even more uneatable. If you eat too much, your body will look out of shape. After thinking about it... I chose one of the Swedish desserts.

unfortunately,

This **** won't buy it.

"What are you doing?" Yang Xiaoman glanced at Xu Mang and asked curiously: "Write code?"

"Ok!"

"The seven hundred thousand program codes for the sky crane landing." Xu Mang said seriously: "I want to write them one by one, and then carry out the relevant simulation experiments."

"Seven...700,000 codes?" Yang Xiaoman frightened one, glanced at Xu Mang's lush hair, and said, "What do you do if you are bald? If you are going to be bald, I will divorce you, my mother! I don't want my future child to be bald."

"..."

"Don't make trouble!" Xu Mang said with a black face, "It's not that I haven't written any code, but this time there are more."

Of course Yang Xiaoman was joking. He got into Xu Mang’s arms. The two postures were strange. The violent airport put their arms on Xu Mang’s neck, and the whole person hung on it, while Xu Mang struck earnestly. While holding the keyboard, he turned a blind eye to the tricky little fairy.

But only for one minute,

A faint red glow appeared on Xiaoman's pretty face, and he leaned into Xu Mang's ear, and said angrily: "Big bad guy!"

Xu Mang: (ノへ￣,)

Ugh,

Young man,

You have fallen!

Although it is daylight hours, daylight can't stop what will happen to the two of them next, maybe...this is the young man.

young people,

Just desperate impulse!

Two hours later,

Yang Xiaoman was lying on the bed, sliding her phone, and suddenly saw a piece of news that made her blushing pretty face even more rosy. This was completely the result of anger.

The official website of the Swedish TV station published a report on the upcoming Nobel Prize ceremony the day after tomorrow. It was not a big deal at first, but the title was annoying, "Ten Geniuses and a Clown's Nobel Journey".

What do you mean?

Why is my husband's picture on it?

What about the rest?

Yang Xiaoman endured the intense nausea, clicked on this report, and it exploded in an instant.

"Damn it!"

"He...they are so deceiving!" Yang Xiaoman said angrily, "husband... let's go back!"

Xu Mang:? ? ?

This...

What's wrong

Suddenly going back?

however,

When Xu Mang saw this report, he couldn't help but fell into silence. I have to say...In recent years, Western reports have been full of extreme ignorance and full of prejudice, but like what we see today The undisguised, slanderous and insulting reports ~www.readwn.com~ are simply unheard of.

con man?

clown?

robber?

Xu Mang smiled bitterly, and said calmly: "Xiao Man...Do you know which two countries Europa is made up of?"

"what?"

"Which two kinds of countries?" Yang Xiaoman frowned: "Developed countries and very developed countries?"

"Do not!"

"Europa is made up of these two countries, one is a small country, and the other is a small country without knowing that it is a small country." Xu Mang smiled: "I want to change my strategy. I used to stare at the United States and ignore the Europa continent."

Words fall,

Xu Mang looked at Xiaoman and said seriously: "I will go back a few days later, I want to sweep the entire Europa!"

......