I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

"Hello Professor Xu!"

"Professor Xu!"

morning,

On the way to the office, Xu Mang encountered a lot of new faces. In fact, he could not recognize a few students, but from the faces of these people, Xu Mang still saw the greenness that had not faded.

As soon as he opened the door of the office, Xu Mang received a call from Xiaoman. He was told that he could go to the port to pick up the car in the afternoon, but he didn’t have time in the afternoon, so he finally gave the task to the driver of the old man and asked him to mention it. Get out of the car.

sit on the chair,

Xu Mang took out a stack of white paper from his shoulder bag, which was filled with various numbers and words. This was the result of half an hour’s labor yesterday. Xu Mang has some doubts about this, but he usually has no inspiration. After the baptism of the Zuan people, this inspiration rushed upward.

With a general framework, the reasoning behind is much easier. It only took one morning and Xu Mang solved half of the theory, and the rest... naturally finished in the afternoon.

Take out three lunch boxes from the bag. This is a lunch made by Mother Yang. Although I don’t know what the specific dishes are in it, considering the exquisite craftsmanship of Mother Yang, I guess it will not be too bad, it is quite substantial. !

One box... scrambled eggs with leeks, Xu Mang frowned, feeling that things were a bit awful, and the two boxes... were full of stir-fried cashews. At this time, Xu Mang was a little panic. The third box, as expected. .. All oysters.

All this down,

Another world war at night!

Going to the cafeteria to have a bowl of rice, and returning to the office, Xu Mang began a happy journey of food supplements.

"Hey?"

"Um... for dinner!" Xu Mang turned on the hands-free phone while eating lunch, and talked to Xiaoman on the phone, and said: "Don't mention it... It's so bad luck, I let your dad My driver helped me pick up the car, and I still have things to do."

"how?"

"You haven't woken up yet?" Xu Mang shrank his head and said with a smile: "How does it feel to play games all night?"

"Hey!"

"I'll hang up first... I still have work in the afternoon." Xu Mang took a bite of leeks, and then he heard a very excessive request and kissed Xiaoman on the phone. Faced with such unreasonable behavior, Xu Mang The method is very decisive, and he just hangs up without saying anything.

Dear?

Kiss the wool!

I'm a very good old husband and wife, and I had a nightmare for several nights.

After eating,

Xu Mang went to the office of Professor Li Aimin. Hu Jie has returned to her normal student status. Although the exercises in the past few months have greatly improved Hu Jie’s ability, she is a student after all, and students should study hard. .

Bang bang bang,

After an invitation to enter, Xu Mang pushed in.

"..."

"Xu Mang?"

"Just two days after school started, you...you found me?" After seeing Xu Mang, Li Aimin said helplessly, "What's the matter?"

"Are there any more capable masters?" Xu Mang sat in front of Li Aimin with a humble expression: "This is not Hu Jie's return to class, just vacated a place, I want to give us this opportunity In the Department of Physics, select a so-called genius to jointly explore gravitational waves."

Hearing Xu Mang's words, Li Aimin's expression was serious. He hurriedly turned on the computer and found all the students majoring in optics, including graduate students. A few minutes later...Li Aimin gave Xu Mang a list of five people.

"I am very optimistic about these five." Li Aimin said seriously: "Especially this Ren Panpan, who has participated in many research projects. If you need a helper, this Ren Panpan is absolutely capable!"

"Ren Panpan?"

Xu Mang glanced at the senior student’s information, let alone... Indeed, as Professor Li Aimin said, Ren Panpan’s qualifications are particularly perfect, two of which are national key scientific research projects. .

"Not bad!"

"I'll talk to her in the afternoon." Xu Mang nodded and said solemnly: "That's right... the gravitational wave detection project is about to start, Professor Li... do you think if gravitational waves are detected, how likely is it? Can I get the Nobel Prize in Physics?"

"No need!"

"The previous Xu Yang structure is enough to win the Nobel Prize." Professor Li Aimin glanced at Xu Mang, and said seriously: "Xu Mang...how sure are you that you can find gravitational waves? How long is this project? It's almost half a year, right?"

"Yes indeed!"

"It's been almost half a year." Xu Mang smiled and said, "I can't help it... I encountered an unsolvable problem, which was solved just a few days ago, but the price was that my previous theory was completely overturned and then renewed. do it again."

Words fall,

Xu Mang took out a USB flash drive and handed it to Professor Li Aimin, and said, "Professor Li, you are an optical expert. It is estimated that the same is true for equipment problems. Please help me solve the problem of this equipment? Laser interference equipment, how to prevent How does seismic noise affect it?"

about this issue,

Xu Mang has not figured it out. Exploring gravitational waves is actually looking for noise and ways to suppress noise. The way to find noise is found. Light has crests and troughs corresponding to the maximum and minimum values ​​of electric and magnetic fields. When gravitational waves pass through the laser Later, it will be detected to record the location of its wave crest.

Simply put...Using the volatility of light to measure the change in pulse arrival rate.

of course,

The specific content does not end in one sentence.

but,

Such a precise detection will inevitably be interfered by the outside world. For example, Xu Mang has no way to deal with this solution. Although he is special to optics, he still has not reached the level of theoretical knowledge on the equipment.

Insert the U disk,

Professor Li Aimin read the above carefully, frowned, and then said: "Give me a week..."

"okay!"

...

in the afternoon,

Xu Mang dialed Ren Panpan's phone in his office.

"Hey?"

"Hello there!"

"I'm Xu Mang...Are you Ren Panpan?" Xu Mang's tone is a bit serious. After all, this is looking for a researcher for the gravitational wave detection project. There is no problem in taking it seriously. Unfortunately, God did not give Xu Mang had an opportunity to take it seriously.

"..."

"con man!"

"You said it's not good to pretend to be Professor Xu? Hehe... can even the number be simulated as the other party?" The other party's tone was full of contempt, and he directly hung up.

Xu Mang: (￣△￣;)

what?

what's the situation?

Buddy... Buddy is a liar?

"Safety awareness is very strong, not bad..." Xu Mang just smiled and dialed the number again. Then Xu Mang couldn't laugh anymore. He found that his number was blacklisted by the other party. .

at the same time,

Ren Panpan was staying in her dormitory and was angry about what she had just encountered. Xu Mang was the object of her admiration. As a result, a boring liar impersonated him and used virtual dialing software to simulate Professor Xu's number.

"what happened?"

"I answered a phone call and made you angry?" Seeing Ren Panpan's angry look, a girl with short hair asked with an annoyed look: "You found yourself wearing a green hat? Your boyfriend is more than you. Friend, he has a wife and a child?"

"..."

"what!"

"It's not that you thought of it." Ren Panpan said helplessly: "I received a call from a liar, claiming to be Professor Xu... almost didn't **** me off, Professor Xu is my idol, Xiao Ai... .You said that liars have such a big heart these days? Even Professor Xu imitates?"

"Is there anything like this?" The short-haired girl named Xiao Ai thought for a moment, and then said: "You show me the number, how do I think...this may be a misunderstanding? Are you sure you are a liar? ?"

Ren Panpan nodded and said solemnly: "Although I have not contacted Professor Xu, it is rumored that Professor Xu is an unscrupulous person. The voice just now was too serious. "

Words fall,

Ren Panpan's phone rang, and it turned out to be his mentor.

"Professor Li?"

"Do you have anything to do with me?" Ren Panpan asked respectfully.

"Professor Xu Mang, majoring in theoretical physics, have you ever called you?" Li Aimin said with a smile: "At noon, he asked me for someone to do research on his gravitational wave detection project, and I pushed you. Give him a good chance."

Hearing what Professor Li Aimin said, Ren Panpan's mind went blank, trying hard to speak, but found that he couldn't say anything at all, so he swallowed his mouth automatically when the words reached him.

No way?

Just... is really Professor Xu?

Not a liar?

"I..."

"He..." Ren Panpan squeaked for a long time before organizing some words: "Call... call me."

"That's good!"

"You are up to him for specific matters." Li Aimin said.

moment,

The call was dropped,

However, Ren Panpan was still at a stage of panic. He...he actually hung up Professor Xu's phone, then scolded him as a liar, and even...drew him into the blacklist?

This...

What is this operation?

"what happened?"

"How do I feel that your life is ebb and flow, it seems very exciting?" The short-haired girl Xiao Ai smiled: "What did Professor Li tell you?"

"I..."

"Then what... the liar who just called me... he is... he..." Ren Panpan said with a look of irresistible expression: "He is Professor Xu, the real Professor Xu!"

Little Love:? ? ?

what's the situation?

How come all of a sudden the liar that everyone shouted was upgraded to the beloved Professor Xu?

What happened to this?

"Little Love!"

"I...I'm done!" Ren Panpan said with a tragic look: "I scolded Professor Xu as a liar~www.readwn.com~ and pulled him into the blacklist. I guess...he Must be crazy!"

Although I didn't know it happened, Xiao Ai hurriedly came to Ren Panpan and comforted him: "Actually...you don't have to worry at all. According to what I know, Professor Xu is laughing and joking. There is no positive type... .He won't be angry."

Ren Panpan frowned and said seriously: "Tomorrow I will go to Professor Xu!"

...

The next day,

Xu Mang took a relaxed step, and just walked into the office with his front foot, a **** the back stopped him.

"Professor Xu, please stay!"

......