I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

cousin?

Cousin?

Are you crazy?

Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman were so angry that their faces turned green, especially Xiaoman...they were all green to the point of blackening, but after thinking about it, they understood one thing. Is this compliment in disguise? Explain that you are very young and beautiful.

"This is my girlfriend, from the School of Economics and Management." Xu Mang said with a green face and angrily: "You people want me to be sent to the orthopedic hospital, right?"

what?

This is the legendary Professor Xu's girlfriend?

like...

Earn blood!

"Have you finished eating?" Yang Xiaoman asked blankly: "After eating...I'm leaving."

"Ok."

"Should I send you?" Xu Mang asked.

"My driver brought me here." Yang Xiaoman packed the takeaway box and said calmly: "You can continue to work."

After Xiaoman left,

The office began to lively.

Regarding the love story of Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman, everyone carried out an artistic rendering. Soon Xu Mang and Xiaoman made a cross-dimension journey, because only gravity and love can travel through time and space.

Xu Mang, who was regarded as a joke by everyone, asked the anger in his heart silently.

"Which of you is a PhD student?" Xu Mang asked.

"I!"

"me too!"

"And I."

Of the ten people present, there are almost six PhD candidates.

Xu Mang nodded and said with a smile: "Next year, I will take you, to put it simply...If you do not satisfy me, it will be difficult to get a PhD."

"???"

"???"

"???"

seriously?

What...what about this special?

Several Ph.D candidates looked confused. Although they are four or five years older than Xu Mang, how can they... academically, they will never be able to surpass them in a lifetime. His impact factor exceeds 120, which is enough for him to graduate. Hundreds of times.

In short, age is not a problem, people speak with strength.

"Professor Xu?"

"You are not joking, are you?" A PhD student asked in horror: "This joke is not funny at all."

"Do you think I'm a joke?" Xu Mang said with a smile: "Director Fang talked to me. When the spring starts next year, he should bring a few PhD students. I think you six are pretty good."

"I am...you are all in charge of invigilating exams. Know the difficulty of the high-number papers for this semester?" Xu Mang showed a smirk: "I understand!"

"..."

"..."

"..."

The six Ph.Ds students closed their mouths silently and responded to Xu Mang with silence.

soon,

Xu Mang completed all the work, but only one student interested him, Hu Jie from the sophomore year. Her idea is very interesting. Although there are some theoretical errors, it can be compared to others. This student is a rare genius.

but...

This computing power is worrying.

Xu Mang found that Hu Jie's high mathematics score was only at the lower level in the middle and upper reaches of the class. If he wants to develop at this level, it is estimated that it will be difficult. After all, Da Vinci said that mathematics is the foundation of all natural sciences.

"I go first."

"You count the scores."

Seeing Xu Mang's leaving figure, several people present let out a sigh of relief.

The devil is finally gone...

...

night,

Always come so fast.

Xu Mang and Xiaoman are playing games in the dormitory. The noble single players naturally don't play online games together. Xu Mang is lying on the bed and playing flame emblems.

"Ugh?"

"Big fool." Yang Xiaoman turned his head and said to Xu Mang, "Is it a history test the day after tomorrow?"

"Ok!"

"What's wrong?" Xu Mang asked.

"Aren't you reviewing?" Yang Xiaoman asked: "If you don't want to grind your gun before the battle, it's okay."

Xu Mang said with a disdain: "Cut...Do I need to review?"

"It's okay if you don't review it, but at least you need to know the name of the professor?" Yang Xiaoman said: "If the trick is repeated again, isn't this a tragedy?"

"..."

finally,

With the help of Xiaoman, I found the list of professors in the history department, and then it took a minute to remember that Xu Mang solved a major problem in his life.

"Then what..."

"It seems that the water is going to be stopped today." Yang Xiaoman squeaked: "The water will be stopped in half an hour."

Xu Mang said in horror, "What should I do?"

"or..."

"Let's go together." Yang Xiaoman raised his head and looked at Xu Mang, and said with a smile: "Well, OK?"

"..."

Thinking for a long time,

Xu Mang finally agreed to this method, and said calmly: "Then take a Phoenix bath together."

"Pooh!"

"That's a mandarin duck!" Yang Xiaoman gave a white glance.

"it's the same."

"The phoenix in the phoenix is ​​the male, and the phoenix is ​​the female." Xu Mang said with a smile: "The phoenix is ​​much better than the mandarin ducks, listen to my tone...Wow, the phoenix! Then...oh, the mandarin ducks."

Suddenly Xu Mang said solemnly: "The former is shock, the latter is plain."

Words fall,

Yang Xiaoman's iron fist smashed over.

(￣ε(#￣)☆╰╮o(￣絲￣///) What the hell!

In the bathroom,

Xu Mang and Xiaoman took a shower, and then started fighting...until they both lost energy.

"Ugh!"

"Chinese New Year is coming soon...you..." Yang Xiaoman said with a blushing face lying in Xu Mang's arms, "When are you going to become a beast?"

Xu Mang glanced at it and said calmly, "What are you doing so urgently? Anyway, I have a bold plan."

Ok?

plan?

Is there any plan?

Yang Xiaoman asked curiously: "What is the plan?"

Xu Mang smiled: "I plan to start ten minutes before the new year. Do you know what this means?"

Yang Xiaoman shook his head, looking confused.

At this time,

Xu Mang quietly leaned into Yang Xiaoman's ear and said a unit of time.

Suddenly,

Xiaoman's face became blood-red, and he patted Xu Mang's chest, and said, "I hate it... you know to tease me."

…

Finally, when it came to the examination of the History Department, Xu Mang got up early and headed to the History Department building.

but,

After arriving at the building, Xu Mang realized that he could not find the examination room.

After all, they are non-staff personnel, and each examination room does not have their own names.

"what?"

"Isn't this Professor Xu?" A young woman found Xu Mang with a worried face and asked curiously: "Professor Xu, why are you here?"

"what?"

"Oh..." Xu Mang said, "I'm here for the exam."

"Professor Xu?"

"You don't have a fever?" The woman asked helplessly: "You still need an exam?"

Xu Mang: 囧

This makes sense,

You ate dinner yesterday, does that mean you don’t have to eat today?

Xu Mang said, "Where is the dean's office of your department?"

"On the left on the third floor."

"Oh..."

"Goodbye."

Saying goodbye to the young woman, Xu Mang hurried to the department head's office on the third floor.

quickly,

Xu Mang saw an old man with pale hair, but he was quite energetic. Xu Mang didn't want to explore why he was so energetic. Anyway, the senior intellectuals he met were all in this situation.

"Professor Xu?" the head of the history department asked curiously, "what are you doing in our history department?"

"I'm here for the exam." Xu Mang said with a smile: "Can you arrange it for me?"

"Director Fang mentioned it to me. I thought it was a joke." The head of the history department said, "You really came, so let's go to the freshman history examination room."

"Achievements..." Xu Mang asked, "What about the results? Is it to be announced?"

The head of the history department said: "You can not publish it or you can publish it. After all, you are special."

Xu Mang thought for a while, and hurriedly said, "Then announce it!"

"..."

"Are you sure?" the head of the history department said in surprise: "If this is a poor grade... you know."

"will not!"

"I'm afraid that no one in the History Department is my opponent." Xu Mang said with a smile, "This time I won the first place."

Hearing Xu Mang's words,

The head of the history department didn't care. Xu Mang belonged to the physics department. Although his academic level was very high, physics and history were completely unrelated. Even if Xu Mang's level was at the top, it was almost impossible to play a role in history.

"It's up to you." The History Department nodded.

"I'm leaving..."

leave the office,

With the help of a kind student, Xu Mang successfully found a freshman examination room for history.

When Xu Mang just walked into the classroom, many students present saw him.

"???"

"???"

"???"

Huh?

Isn't this Professor Xu Mangxu from the Department of Physics?

Why is he here?

Xu Mang walked silently to the corner of the last row of the classroom. Xu Mang didn't care about the students looking at him like monkeys.

"Professor Xu?"

"Are you here for the exam?" a girl asked curiously.

"Yeah." Xu Mang nodded.

All the people present were taken aback for a moment, and they all showed expressions of astonishment.

"Professor Xu?"

"You..." The girl didn't know what to say for a while, and thought for a long time before saying: "You came to experience life, right?"

Not to mention,

It's really possible, after all, Professor Xu doesn't play cards according to the routine.

Xu Mang said seriously: "I'm serious, so please take your exams. I just talked to your department dean about ~www.readwn.com~ students who rank lower than me, indicating that they are not serious in class and will deduct a little credit. ."

cut!

Ranked lower than you?

how is this possible!

The students don't care about the so-called deduction of credits, to be reasonable...Although Xu Mang is a professor, he is a professor in the physics department. Physics and history are completely irrelevant. How could it be lower than Professor Xu.

Not to mention deduction of credits, expulsion is fine!

at this time,

There are still twenty minutes before the exam,

The two invigilators came to the examination room and saw Xu Mang in the corner.

"..."

"..."

Professor Xu?

Is he crazy?

An assistant teacher hurried to Xu Mang's side and asked respectfully: "Professor Xu, what are you?"

"examination!"

"Huh?" The teaching assistant asked in surprise: "Exam... exam?"

Words fall,

The teaching assistant smiled bitterly: "Okay..."

soon,

The exam officially begins,

The moment Xu Mang got the papers, a familiar feeling rushed over his face. It has been too long... it has been too long for the exam! This time you must take a good grasp, after all, it will be the last test of life.

Taking a look at the students who were answering the question seriously, Xu Mang sighed with guilt.

Sorry,

You all have to die!

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