I Don’t Want To Catch Monsters

2021-12-16

Chapter 99 Rheumatism and Bone Pain

At noon, Zhuge Kongfang returned to the council hall to resume his life, his expression was like a great enemy .

Zhuge Fei looked at himself, Heaven Blessed Genius’ nephew, and couldn’t help but feel a little surprised, and asked, “Is there any trouble in this trip?”

Zhuge Kongfang gently nods, and sighs with emotion : “This Wu Jun is highly skilled in medicine. He can see that my body is flawed just by taking the pulse, and his wisdom is extraordinary. He can see through our purpose at a glance. No wonder Your Majesty will send him to the Western Regions to find medicine.”

Zhuge Fei’s eyes lit up: “Your Majesty is really seriously ill?”

Zhuge Kongfang asked: “If Your Majesty was not seriously ill, how could he be willing to leave him with such a life-saving doctor? Yi Xiao It seems to my nephew that our Your Majesty’s life-saving diving medicine should be on this Doctor Wu.”

Zhuge Fei brows slightly wrinkle: “If Wu Jun is burdened with such a heavy burden, how could it be? I am not afraid of delaying Your Majesty’s illness?”

Zhuge Kongfang smiled faintly: “This is his brilliant place, he On this road, he acted ostentatiously and made no secret of his whereabouts. Who would have thought that his life in the Monarch of the entire Country would be in danger.”

Zhuge Fei sucked in a breath of cold Air, his eyes immediately cooled down: “This child’s scheming is so deep, if you don’t get rid of it now, it will become a big problem in the future!”

Zhuge Kongfang laughed and said: “In the past, Xishu was the Li Family’s. We just need to release the news, and someone will do it for us.”

Zhuge Fei showed a gratified smile and praised: “Kong Fang’s plan is very in line with my heart! The mountains are isolated, the location is convenient, the advance can be attacked, the retreat can be defended, let the Li Family go to the outpost, we can wait and see what happens.” We still have to continue, with the information we have now, I’m afraid we still won’t be able to impress the Li Family.”

Zhuge Fei looked at the smile on his nephew’s face and suddenly smiled: ” It seems that you have already come up with an idea.”

Zhuge Kongfang said in a slyly manner: “My nephew accidentally rescued a Grandmaster who was in the realm of Grandmaster during his training in Mount Shu. With her help, Wu Jun can tell if he has divine medicine. “

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At the time when the uncle and nephew were conspiring, Wu Jun’s legs were almost numb while sitting in the pharmacy, and he said with a frown: “” Shu is hot and humid, and rheumatic bone pain is the most common disease. It stands to reason that my rheumatic bone formula should be sold well, but it has been a long time, how come there is no one buying it? “

Zhuge Gang said with a speechless expression: “You ancestral Old Fang can even turn bones into people, and rheumatic bone disease can naturally be completely cured. I think they probably haven’t learned it.” The kind of immortal art that can grow bones, I’m afraid that I won’t be able to grow new bones…”

Wu Jun gave him a stern look: “My medicine recipe turns into bone spurs, not bones! As long as you strictly follow my doctor’s advice, control the dosage, and take the medicine, it will take effect on the spot, completely cure rheumatism and bone pain, and never recur! “

While speaking, a beautiful and alluring woman with a plump figure walked in with a gust of fragrance.

The woman has pretty eyes and spring, with a charming face, a bright red face. Outside the bust, she was covered with a layer of emerald silk gauze, her breasts were half exposed, and she looked overwhelmed.

After the woman came in, she looked at Wu Jun and made a With a shy look, he whispered, “Little doctor, you know how to look at gynecological diseases…”

Wu Jun’s eyes lit up, and he took out the cursive script given by Emperor Zhenyuan from the medicine box. With a serious face, he said, “Your Majesty, the current emperor, personally wrote the title – the holy gynecology doctor! When the Third Princess had gastrointestinal disorders and couldn’t eat the old problem, it was cured here! “

Zhuge Gang looked towards the silk book, looking at the four characters “Poison Doctor with Spicy Hands” clearly identifiable on it, his eyes revealed a deep shock—

How is this a holy gynecology doctor?

Dr. Wu, if you talk nonsense with your eyes open like this, will your conscience not hurt!

At the same time, the beautiful and The eyes of the alluring woman quickly glanced at the medicine box. The multi-colored medicine bottles in each grid quickly flashed past her eyes, and even the small characters on them were clearly engraved in her mind.

After going through the message, the woman’s eyebrows slightly frowned, she glanced at the treasure bag that Wu Jun slanted across her waist, pupils shrank, blushed, and said with a shy look: “Little doctor, There are many people here, can you find a secluded room to diagnose the little girl? “

Wu Jun’s face was excited, his eyes lit up and he said, “Young lady, come with me.” “After that, she moved towards the backyard with the woman.

Seeing Wu Jun’s anxious look, the woman hooked the corner of her mouth in disdain, and then followed along.

Her name is Cui Yi, and she is a well-known female snitch. People from all corners of the world have given her the nickname Jinghong, and even the Imperial Palace has left her silhouette.

Years ago, I washed my hands with gold and became a rich man.

But this time, in order to repay Zhuge Kongfang’s favor, he had to go out again and came to Benevolent Heart Hall to steal Wu Jun. The most valuable medicine pill on her body.

Soon, she followed Wu Jun to a wing room.

Wait for Wu Jun to close the door and turned to look , but found that Cui Yi was already leaning on the head of the bed, her fragrant shoulders were half-exposed, her eyes were narrowed, her cheeks were flushed, and she moaned heavily.

“Little doctor, the little girl is so hot, hurry up. Come and take a look…”

Wu Jun startled, stepped forward and put his hand on her pulse gate, brows slightly wrinkle and said, “Your pulse is stable, although there are some old wounds, but It’s unlikely to cause such symptoms…”

Cui Yi looked at him pretending to be serious, and threw herself towards him, brushing her hands over him, while moaning: “It’s so cold, my body is so cold all of a sudden…Little doctor, I’m so uncomfortable…”

Wu Jun listened to her energetic voice and felt her steady heartbeat. She ripped off herself, untied the treasure bag, and took out a gold needle: “Girl, I probably know what’s wrong with you. “

Cui Yi was stunned for a while and said, “What’s wrong with me? “

Wu Jun brows tightly knit: “Have you met a handsome man recently, and you can’t help but want to get close to him and comfort your empty body and mind? “

Cui Yi smiled charmingly, opened her clothes and said, “The doctor really has bright vision like a torch, so what are you waiting for, come and comfort others~”

Wu Jun He shook his head and said, “Girl, your illness is a mental illness that requires long-term treatment. I’ll give you an injection to calm down your emotions first. “As he spoke, he found a needle in the sky and moved towards Cui Yi’s eyebrows.

Cui Yi suddenly felt a Death Aura approaching, pupils shrank, and quickly drilled through Wu Jun’s armpit, After getting dressed, she said with a smile: “The little doctor doesn’t understand the style, so your servant had to reluctantly leave. “After saying that, he pushed the door open and walked out quickly.

Wu Jun froze for a while, steadied his body, turned around, and found that the woman had disappeared.

Look When another patient slipped out of his hands, Wu Jun couldn’t help but let out a helpless sigh: “Ai, it’s a taboo to avoid doctors…”

Wei Wei looked at the head, he opened the treasure bag and retracted the gold needle, but suddenly I found something abnormal.

The Longevity Pill that I had sealed in the talisman bag actually disappeared!

Noticeable, Wu Jun immediately shouted loudly: “Moon Son, stop that woman! “

Qin Yue’er’s silhouette quickly flashed into the courtyard, looked all around the courtyard, and moved towards the east with sharp eyes: “Her breath has gone far, the movement method is very fast, I can’t catch up. “

Hearing Wu Jun’s shout, Zhuge Gang also walked in quickly, and said with concern: “What happened? “

Wu Jun turned blue with anger, gnashing teeth said: “I met a female snitch, this hateful female thief stole the Wanshou Wuji Dan that I made for the Old Sovereign Emperor!” “

Zhuge Gang heard this and immediately became nervous: “Is that medicine pill important? “

Wu Jun looked at him helplessly, and sighed: “This is the immortality medicine that I made from suffering untold hardships, nine deaths and still alive, at least it can prolong people’s life for a hundred years. unimportant? “

Zhuge Gang shivered suddenly, and said with a panicked face: “This is troublesome…”

immortality medicine!

At the same time, Cui Yi, who was lying hidden outside the wall, suddenly lit up her pupils and touched the talisman bag on her waist. She finally understood the reason why Zhuge Kongfang let her steal Wu Jun at all costs!

A hundred years of life extension , there are not many people in the world who can withstand this kind of temptation?

If it wasn’t for the Zhuge Family’s great power, she would have wanted to eat the Immortal Pill alone!

Listening to the anxious discussions of several people in the yard, Cui Yi forcibly put away the greed in her heart and moved towards the Zhuge Family ancestral hall with regret.

(End of this chapter)