I Don’t Want To Catch Monsters

2021-12-16

Chapter 50 Wu Jun’s work notes

monarch does not go back on his words, Emperor Zhenyuan finally fulfilled his promise, Let Wu Jun become an imperial physician as he wished, and also gave him an exclusive consultation room.

The consultation room is located in the monster hunter yamen. After the room is properly arranged, Wu Jun goes to the yamen to commute to get off work on time every day, regardless of wind and rain Come.

The first day of May is sunny.

Today is my first day at work. The officials of the monster hunter yamen are very kind, but they look at me strangely.

But I don’t blame them, after all, a handsome man like me is not something you can meet casually.

In the afternoon, he came home and made hot pot for Qin Yue’er. He invited Xia Kui to eat together. He glanced at the seasonings on the table, said that he wanted to practice the exercises, and then ran away with saliva. .

5/2/2022, light rain.

Today, I dyed Wangcai’s hair into yellow, and brought it with roast chicken. In the future, I will lead the yellow on the left and the blue on the right. It should be very majestic.

After I got home in the afternoon, I made hot pot for Qin Yue’er, but Xia Kui still didn’t eat it together.

On the third day of May, sunny.

There are mice in my consultation room. It’s really abominable. I put some mouse medicine and started a rodent eradication operation!

I came home in the afternoon and made hot pot for Qin Yue’er…

The fourth day of May is sunny.

I don’t want to eat hot pot anymore, so I made barbecue for Qin Yue’er…

The fifth day of May is cloudy.

BBQ for Qin Yue’er.

The sixth day of May is sunny.

My grilling skills have improved again, Qin Yue’er was almost overwhelmed. In addition, Changzhen Princess came to eat rice today, and she was overwhelmed.

May 7th…

In the consultation room, Wu Jun suddenly stopped the brush in his hand and noticed something was wrong.

He suddenly realized that he was a doctor, not a super chef! What the hell is practicing cooking all day!

Wu Jun stared and walked out of the room with a depressed look, and then saw Qin Yue’er catching fish in the lotus pond.

Qin Yue’er saw Wu Jun come out, his eyes immediately lit up with rays of light, he raised the carp that weighed ten pounds in his hand, and said, “Let’s eat grilled fish today!”

Wu Jun rolled her eyes at her and complained, “I didn’t see that you were still an expert in fishing. By the way, I’ve been at the monster hunter’s yamen for several days, and there is no one patient. It stands to reason that the monster hunter has been working all day. Fighting and killing, injuries should be frequent, right?”

Qin Yue’er explained: “Monster hunters usually go wherever there are monsters, and usually only come when they return to Beijing to report their work. Yamen reports that I am the only monster hunter in the entire yamen, and of course no one seeks medical treatment from you.”

“So, you are the only potential patient I have now?”

Wu Jun found out that the emperor had arranged a spare job for him, and he couldn’t help feeling a little depressed.

With his medical skills, which are highly praised by Xia Kui, even if he can’t be an imperial physician, he is still more than enough to be a medical officer!

To actually arrange an idle job for myself is really overkill!

Glancing in the direction of the Imperial Palace, Wu Jun decided to eat the poor idiot. He went down to the pond and found two big fish. He and Qin Yue’er grilled lotus leaf fish on the edge of the pond. Come.

Soon, only the heads of the three big fish were eaten, and they were thrown to the ground in a mess with their bones. The clean and elegant lotus pond was messed up by the two of them.

At this time, a woman in blue clothes walked into the backyard and saw the two of them leaning against the banyan tree to enjoy the cool air. The fish in the pond!”

Qin Yue’er jumped up, glanced at the woman with dodging eyes, and whispered: “teacher, why are you here.”

Wu Jun moved towards azure clothed woman After taking a few glances, she saw that she was in her thirties, her hair was tied behind her head with an azure headband, and she had a capable temperament.

Hearing Qin Yue’er’s name, Wu Jun immediately learned her identity, Xie Yurong, one of the five commanders of the monster hunter yamen.

Seeing her slightly angry expression, Wu Jun stood up and folded his hands, and explained solemnly: “Xie Commander, you may not believe it, these fish have just suffered from heat stroke in the pond. , as a doctor, of course I can’t wait to die, so I fished them out and rescued them. It’s a pity that I was a step too late and couldn’t save them.”

“You should be Am I a three-year-old child?”

Xie Yurong glared at Wu Jun viciously, and continued, “You are the new doctor, right? I happen to be looking for you, you two come with me.” Said After that, he turned around and moved towards the outside of the yard.

Qin Yue’er and Wu Jun followed side by side, whispering: “Next time you find a better excuse…”

Wu Jun looked confident Said: “What excuse, the two fish I caught really suffered from heat stroke. Didn’t you see that they were all cooked.”

Qin Yue’er covered his mouth and smiled, but Xie Yurong looked back Glancing at him, he quickly restrained his smile, closed his mouth and stopped talking.

Not long after, Xie Yurong brought the two to the morgue of the monster hunter Yamen.

The morgue was gloomy, and the temperature plummeted as soon as he entered, so Wu Jun couldn’t help shivering, feeling that there must be ice cubes hidden here.

Several simple wooden beds were placed in the room, and on one of the beds lay an orange civet cat, the size of an adult.

An old man with gray beard was standing in front of the bed, he had already cut open the civet cat’s belly, and looked at the civet cat’s body carefully, with a deep doubt on his face.

Xie Yurong brought the two of them to the bed and stopped, pointed to the civet cat’s body, and said, “This cat demon is Qian San, the yamen servant in our yamen, and he sneaked into the monster hunter yamen ten. In 2018, we didn’t know anything, if it weren’t for his accidental death this time, I’m afraid we would have been kept in the dark, and I don’t know how many secrets were stolen by him!”

Qin Yue’er startled, no Unbelievably looked towards the civet cat’s body.

When she was studying in the yamen, she saw Qian San almost every day, and even ate his peanuts.

Looking back now, I can’t help but feel a little scared, opened the mouth and said: “Who sent him, and how did he die?”

Xie Yurong looked towards the old man.

The old man bowed his hands and said: “little old man has experienced corpses, and the preliminary judgment is that he was poisoned to death, but this poison is very strange, little old man has never seen it in his life. .”

Xie Yurong looked towards Wu Jun: “You are a doctor, do you know this poison?”

Wu Jun glanced at the undigested mouse and couldn’t help revealing A strange expression: “The poison he was poisoned was the rat medicine I made, this cat demon ate poisoned rats…”

Xie Yurong looked towards Wu Jun with a surprised expression: “This is The cat demon turned out to be your poison to death!”

Wu Jun shook the head: “Although the cat demon ate a poisonous rat, he did not die of poisoning.”

Xie Yurong was stunned for a while, and asked, “Then what was the real cause of his death?”

Wu Jun looked at the civet cat’s body for a while, and said with a firm expression, “Died from dissection!”

Xie Yurong: “???”

(End of this chapter)