I Don’t Want To Catch Monsters

2021-09-03

Chapter 31 Red Sleeves and Fragrance

“Guardian, hurry up and kill those two people, I can’t stand it anymore. …”

In an elegant yard, with red sleeves carrying a vegetable basket, he stood in front of Destiny Religion Guardian Sima Yuan excitedly, with tears in his eyes, as if he was about to collapse.

Sima Yuan looked at Hong Xiu’s face a few times, saw her eyes were red and swollen, and described as haggard, looking at the Saintess candidate who had been away for three days, he couldn’t help showing a teasing smile: “Is that Wu Jun a liar? Hungry ghost, has you been unbearable?”

There was a hint of sadness in Hongxiu’s voice, and he complained: “If he is a lustful ghost, I have a hundred ways to cure him, But he… but he’s simply not a human being! At the beginning, he suspected me as a liar, and deliberately put valuable things where I could easily get them, trying to test me!”

Sima Yuan tapped the palm of his hand with the folding fan, and said with a smile: “Well, it seems that this kid is still a bit scheming, you didn’t steal his things, did you?”

“Who would take his stuff? What the hell!”

Hongxiu burst out with a resentful roar, gnashing teeth said: “I used radish to pretend to be ginseng, and the radish seeds on it were not cleaned… The silver note on the table looks very tempting, but Imperial Court has never issued a silver note of 10,000 taels!”

“And there is actually one in his study. The holy scripture “Destiny of Destiny” in the teaching, and cheating me with something that even a three-year-old child can’t deceive, this is obviously taking me for a fool!”

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Hearing Hong Xiu’s bloody and tearful complaint, Sima Yuan couldn’t help laughing out loud, and then even seeing her unkind expression, he quickly restrained his smile, comforted: “This kind of temptation won’t last for a few days, just endure it and it will pass. I’m done.”

Hongxiu said with red eyes: “If it’s just like this, of course I can bear it, but he actually asked me to pour Yexiang, saying that my name is – Hongxiu Tianxiang! Dharma protector, replace it with It’s you, can you bear it?”

Speaking, there was a thin layer of mist in the bright and moving eyes of Hongxiu, and Sima Yuan felt a little distressed by the pitiful appearance.

Sima Yuan glanced at her sympathetically, and sighed slightly: “Ai, it’s really hard for you. Let’s try to come here first. In the afternoon, you trick him into coming here, and you can catch him in the future. You deal with it.”

A gleam of light erupted in Hongxiu’s eyes, and he immediately responded: “Okay, when the time comes I will definitely make his life worse than death, and regret coming into this world!”

When Hong Xiu secretly went to see Sima Yuan, Wu Jun and Qin Yue’er also met while she was out shopping in Benevolent Heart Hall.

Wu Jun analyzed with a trace of sadness on his face: “What the hell is this red sleeve thinking? Hundreds of thousands of taels of silver bills were placed in front of her, but she only glanced at it, and even thousands of Young ginseng doesn’t even move in front of her eyes, ordinary liars don’t have such patience…”

Qin Yue’er thought about it: “Maybe she really escaped from marriage?”

Wu Jun rolled his eyes: “Have you ever seen a rich lady who can lift a 50-pound bucket from a well?”

Qin Yue’er said with a puzzled face: “Have you seen it? Oh, my mother is. My mother said that when she was ten years old, she could lift 500 pounds of stone locks with one hand.”

“Your mother is really Innate Divine Strength…”

The corners of Wu Jun’s mouth twitched slightly, and some doubted that her mother grew up on hormones, but after a moment of helplessness, he groped his chin and continued: “I’m sure, there is definitely something wrong with this red sleeve, I just don’t know. What exactly does she want…”

“Is she greedy for my body? With her appearance and body, if she really wants to seduce me, I may not be able to grasp it…”

Qin Yue’er’s eyes changed slightly, and his expression suddenly became cold: “This bad woman can’t be kept.”

Wu Jun un’ed, said: “I have to find a way. To drive her away, only those who are thieves for thousands of days, and those who prevent thieves for thousands of days, are still driven away.”

Qin Yue’er’s expression was slightly relieved, and he said decisively: “Then Just leave it to me, no matter how she seduces, I can grasp it!”

Wu Jun: “…” She is crazy to seduce you!

When she was speechless, Hongxiu walked in with a vegetable basket on her shoulders, her mouth twitched and a bright smile appeared: “Young Master Wu, I have bought all the vegetables you asked for.”

Wu Jun saw her smiling so happily, and said strangely: “What good things happened, the aunt who sells vegetables today confiscated your money?”

Hong Xiu smiled and said: “When I was shopping for vegetables I met an acquaintance who said that my cousin became an official in Beijing, and now I can finally stop worrying about the forced marriage of County Magistrate’s son.”

Wu Jun was slightly startled and said, “Then Congratulations, when are you leaving?”

“You’re leaving after this lunch.”

Hong Xiu looked at Wu Jun expectantly and said, “Little girl There is also a presumptuous request, can I ask Master Young to take me to the Liu Family compound in the east of the city after the meal, which is my cousin’s house.”

Wu Jun glanced out of the corner of his eye. Qin Yue’er over there, saw her nodding slightly, and said, “It’s fate to meet, I’ll give Miss Hongxiu a ride.” : “many thanks Young Master Wu, my cousin will definitely thank you very much!”

After a meal, Wu Jun headed towards the east of the city with the red sleeves under the scorching sun.

Walking on the road, Wu Jun could faintly feel that Qin Yue’er was guarding secretly, but he was not nervous, but he was a little curious about what the red sleeves were thinking, and asked tentatively: ” Hongxiu girl, which yamen is your cousin working in the capital?”

Hongxiu laughed and said, “My cousin is working in the Imperial City Department, and he was promoted to the head of the appraisal department not long ago. He is a Grade 9 official. Although his grade is not high, he is in Beijing after all, and the County Magistrate does not dare to offend him.”

Wu Jun said in surprise: “Your cousin and Young Lady Qin are Colleagues!”

Red sleeves shook the head: “No, the Imperial City Department has seventy-two yamen, most of which perform supervisory functions. The status of the monster hunter yamen is extremely special, and each monster hunter is directly affected by When the commander is in charge, when talking about the Imperial City Department yamen, the monster hunter is usually listed separately.”

Wu Jun heard this and was more and more surprised by the origin of this red sleeve.

Even the Imperial City Department’s internal affairs are so well known. It is definitely not something that ordinary swindlers can do. This time… I may have been targeted by a powerful liar organization!

Thinking of this, Wu Jun couldn’t help but groped carefully, making sure that he only had five cents on him, so he relaxed slightly.

Seeing his strange behavior, the brows slightly wrinkle looked over and asked, “Young Master Wu, what’s the matter with you?”

Wu Jun replied relaxedly: “It’s okay, check. I didn’t bring my lifeblood.”

Hong Xiu stopped in shock: “???”

(End of this chapter)

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