I Don’t Want To Catch Monsters

2022-03-30

Chapter 303 The Key of Doom

As night falls, the imperial city street gradually quiets down.

Wu Jun is working hard under the lamp, writing four of his unfinished masterpieces.

A gust of fragrant wind came, and a beautiful silhouette with a graceful figure appeared at the table, bowed slightly, and added some new oil to the oil lamp.

Wu Jun looked up at Niannu, who was half-breasted, and said, “It’s getting cold, so it’s time to prepare a set of autumn clothes for you, lest someone say that I am abusing nurses in Benevolent Heart Hall.”

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“I’m not cold.”

Niannu’s beautiful face stiffened for a while, she turned around with lotus steps, and lay on her side on the hospital bed opposite Wu Jun, revealing a section of sheep- Fat white jade calves.

In the past, Qin Yue’er was there, she didn’t dare to tempt Wu Jun with her beauty. Now that the beast swarm is coming, Qin Yue’er was sent to the front line, finally giving her a chance to show her charm.

Although I don’t want to use this method, but…she really doesn’t have much time.

Looking at the coquettish Nian slave on the hospital bed, Wu Jun noticed that there was something unusual about her today. He looked at her bumpy body for a while and wondered, “What are you doing…”

Niannu winked and sent out a charming look, and his red lips lightly opened: “Lonely man and widow, living in the same room, what else can you do.”

Wu Jun After a moment of silence, looking at Niannu, who had a high buttocks, his eyes suddenly lit up: “Lonely man and widow, no one else… I understand, you want me to cut your hemorrhoids for you!”

Niannu was stunned, and then burst into anger: “Mother, I don’t have hemorrhoids!”

Wu Jun showed a regretful expression and sighed: “Ai, I haven’t had surgery for a long time, and I have a little handicap. It’s itchy…”

Niannu felt that his wink was thrown at blind, and he gritted his teeth secretly in anger. When he turned back to the house, he suddenly noticed Wu Jun’s waist, and there was an extra eyelid. Take the jet black key!

Is this the key you are looking for!

Niannu, heart trembled, walked out of the lobby without looking, and entered the bedroom with some disordered breathing.

“Don’t you like her?”

The voice of the layman in the middle of the mountain sounded on the beam, with a hint of curiosity in his voice: “Such a beautiful woman is rare in the world, You are not at all tempted?”

Wu Jun rolled a dead fish’s eyes and said, “This woman has ulterior motives when approaching me, if she hadn’t volunteered to stay in the hospital to work for free like you, I would have I kicked her out.”

Layman Banshan: “…”

I said I volunteered to stay and work? or free?

The Layman Banshan widened his eyes and looked towards Wu Jun with a dull expression, as if he saw something worse than the sea hanging upside down.

On the other side, Wu Jun sorted out the manuscript and paced to the yard.

Glancing at everyone’s room, he tiptoed into Niannu’s wing.

In the darkness, Nian Nu noticed Wu Jun’s footsteps, and immediately felt a joy in his heart.

What’s going on!

Is this kid suddenly enlightened?

If this is the case, isn’t the key to the gate of heaven at your fingertips!

Niannu closed his eyes and pretended to be asleep, letting Wu Jun approach silently.

When I was ecstatic, suddenly a cold light flashed, Niannu suddenly opened his eyes, only to find that Wu Jun had run out of the house at a high speed.

Niannu sat up and looked suspiciously at the door that Wu Jun had just closed, suddenly feeling that something was wrong on his face.

I picked up the mirror and saw that Wu Jun just… cut her double eyelids!

Looking at Wu Jun who didn’t play cards according to the routine, he said that he didn’t know whether to cry or laugh for a while, and finally sighed helplessly.

At this moment, Jiuying came out from the shadows in the room, holding a black key in her hand, and said proudly: “The key is already in hand, I really don’t know what you were doing before.”

Niannu squinted at Jiuying, persuaded: “You’d better go and verify this key, it’s not too late to be happy if it’s real. There used to be a Demon King, and I wanted to come here to steal it. Thing, the Human Demon who has been trapped by Wu Jun now has nowhere to stand, so you must not follow in his footsteps.”

On the other hand, Wu Jun returned to his room excitedly, a freshman in high school. Leaping straight onto the bed, the quilt covered his head, and he hid in the quilt and laughed.

It’s so exciting to run after surgery!

After a sweet dream, Wu Jun finished washing, picked up the sleepy little succubus, put it in the schoolbag, and sent her to the academy to go to school.

The little succubus’s head was exposed outside the schoolbag, and Wu Jun held it in his hands, dozing off and saying, “Wu Jun, why did you send me to school today…”

Wu Jun yawned and said, “I lost the key you picked up yesterday. I searched for a long time and couldn’t find it. After I find the owner, I will help him open the lock.”

Little The succubus snorted, his head retracted into his schoolbag, and he fell asleep.

Not long after, Wu Jun came to the Egret Academy outside the East City, passed through the mountain gate, and saw Lu Li at the foot of the mountain who was reading and nourishing his energy in the pavilion.

Seeing an acquaintance, Wu Jun greeted him: “President Lu, why are you here?”

Lu Li raised his eyes to see Wu Jun, and was also puzzled for a while: “I also serve as an egret. The dean of the academy, come and have a look when you are free, but what are you doing here?”

Wu Jun recounted the little succubus’s admission and picking up the key. After hearing this, Lu Li couldn’t help frowning. .

“If I’m not mistaken, the key you mentioned should be the key of doom from one of the seven legends of the White Deer Academy.”

“The key of doom?”

Wu Jun said in surprise: “Why does it sound like a ghost story?”

Lu Li’s facial expression grave: “It’s more like a curse than a ghost story. This key was obtained in an ancient tomb by the predecessor of the White Deer Academy, the hobby, who kept the ancient book. When he was digging the tomb to find the book, he dug up the key by the way.”

“He dug the grave only for ancient books, nothing else, but when he returned to the ground, the key accidentally appeared on him. After that, he discarded the key many times. , but never lost it.

Since then, he has been plagued with bad luck, and finally choked to death by drinking water in front of everyone during breakfast.”

Wu Jun sucked in a breath of cold air: “Such an evil sect!”

Lu Li nodded: “Even Emperor Zhenyuan’s seal of destroying evil can’t break its curse, and finally I will bury it with that mountain chief. , this strange thing was quelled.”

Wu Jun heard clicking one’s tongue in wonder, and suddenly realized something was wrong, and said doubtfully: “No, if this key is so evil, it will definitely die. It’s right to pester me, how could it be lost by me?”

Lu Li looked at Wu Jun and said hesitantly, “Maybe the key is afraid that you will treat it and be scared away by you. Is it?”

Wu Jun gritted his teeth angrily: “…”

This is old fogey, and it’s still as bad as ever!

On the other side, Jiuying, who got the “Key to Heaven”, was flying at high speed above the clouds. Suddenly, a black cloud floated over, and the infinite coercion hit him instantly, covering him. go in.

Jiu Ying stopped suddenly and looked at the purple thunder rolling in the dark clouds, with an extremely panicked expression on his face: “Heavenly Lightning Tribulation!”

(End of this chapter)