I Don’t Want To Catch Monsters

2022-02-14

Chapter 265 I can’t buy it and suffer

Being blasted out of the Magic Pavilion, Wu Jun sighed helplessly: “I kindly give it to him The discount actually kicked me out, it’s really a trend of the world, people are not ancient.”

The little succubus tilted his head and said: “It’s because we didn’t pay for the sweet-scented osmanthus cake, we bought candied fruit before. Sticks and windmills, those people were very kind when they gave money, and said they would come again next time.”

Wu Jun rolled her eyes at her and said, “Eat yours, go to the tailor and buy you two In two days, you should grow into a big girl.”

The little succubus said excitedly: “I want to wear a skirt like the elder sister of Niannu, with embroidery! “

Wu Jun didn’t bother to pay attention to this brat, asked which tailor had ready-to-wear, and walked towards the next street.

As he turned the corner, Wu Jun saw a group of people lined up in front of Returning Spring Hall, looking listless.

On closer inspection, this group of people seems to be sick and have nothing common with each other, most of them are well-dressed rich people.

Wu Jun stepped forward in confusion, found the fat man at the end of the line, and asked, “uncle, what’s going on today, how come there are so many more patients in Returning Spring Hall?”

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The fat man wiped the sweat on his forehead outside and said, “I don’t know, it’s weird. It was fine this morning. After noon, the shopkeepers of several nearby stores fell ill together.”

Wu Jun glanced at the long queue of patients, and said regretfully, “With so many patients, Returning Spring Hall will not be able to keep up with it. By the time you arrive in the queue, I’m afraid your body will be cold. Come on.”

The fat member glared at Wu Jun viciously: “Don’t talk nonsense, I asked Mr. fortune-telling, and the fortune-teller said I would live a hundred years!”

Wu Jun looked aggrieved and said, “I’m telling the truth, you see you’re soaking wet, and if you don’t stop sweating, I’m afraid something will happen.”

The fat man licked and cracked I felt that what Wu Jun said was reasonable, and said anxiously: “What can I do…”

Wu Jun suddenly clapped his hands, showing an expression like waking up from a dream, loudly said: ” Go to Benevolent Heart Hall, Doctor Wu of Benevolent Heart Hall is brilliant, and even Doctor Li Divine of Returning Spring Hall was cured by him!”

“Benevolent Heart Hall is also in East City. , walk three blocks north and you’ll be there!”

The fat man seemed to have caught a life-saving straw, and he turned around quickly, let a man support him, and staggered moved towards the north.

Several patients in line nearby looked at each other, followed along, and soon passed the fat man in front.

At the same time, Wu Jun walked fast and ran back.

The little succubus tucked Wu Jun’s hair in dissatisfaction: “I don’t want to go back, I’m going to buy beautiful clothes! Buy small skirts!”

Wu Jun raised his hand and slapped him , slapped her ass fiercely, scolded: “Don’t make trouble, how can I buy you clothes if you don’t make money!” Stop making a fuss.

In the next moment, Wu Jun returned to Benevolent Heart Hall with a gust of wind. Amidst the strange expressions of everyone, he took out his fake beard and put it on, and said, “It’s business! Song Cai, you help me to get the medicine, and the others are in charge. Greeting the patient!”

After he finished speaking, he turned into a middle-aged gentleman wearing a scarf and sat at the consultation table with a feather fan.

Soon, the first place patient came to the lobby, found Wu Jun at a glance, stepped forward and said, “Are you Dr. Wu?”

Wu Jun nodded lightly , swept towards the patient’s face: “sallow complexion, lack of energy, kidney yin deficiency, Song Cai, go and cook a bowl of Liuwei Dihuang soup for this patient.”

Song Cai un’ed, go Get medicine from the medicine cabinet.

After a while, the patients arrived one after another, Wu Jun concentrated attention completely to treat these people, Niannu, the former oiran of the Huancai Pavilion, greeted the patients with ease and comforted them easily. down.

Time it takes to burn a stick of incense, Wu Jun finished diagnosing more than a dozen patients, frowned slightly, and asked a few patients who stayed for acupuncture: “How many of you? Are all onset at noon?”

Several patients nodded in unison, Wu Jun frowned even more, and continued to ask: “Where do you all eat at noon?”

The fat man said: “I ate it in the Rivergazing Tower.”

A man dressed as a shopkeeper heard this, showing a surprised expression: “I’m also in the Rivergazing Tower!”

“I am Rivergazing Tower too!”

“Me too, are we sick from eating?”

“When I get better, I have to go to Rivergazing Tower to find it. They have theories!”

“Count me in, there is still a problem with the high price of vegetables!”

Wu Jun listened to the patients’ complaints one after another, and shocked the head: “No, It shouldn’t be a problem with the food, you can’t get so many diseases by eating food, but there must be a problem in the Rivergazing Tower.”

Wu Jun said, looking towards the idle Xia Kui: “Uncle, you Go to the Rivergazing Tower and ask for a table of food to bring back.”

Xia Kui nodded, got up and walked out.

One hour later, Wu Jun sent off the last patient, counted today’s income, and showed a satisfied smile.

The little succubus was lying on the table, staring at the pile of silver with shining eyes and asked, “How many skirts can I buy with this money?”

Wu Jun said with a slight smile: “One piece a day is not heavy, at least you can wear half a month.”

The little succubus took a deep breath, with a shocked expression on his face, and then his eyes firmly held it Fist: “I have decided that I will be a doctor when I grow up. From tomorrow, I will follow you to study medicine!” After one injection, Primordial Spirit has not yet fully recovered. Hearing the succubus’s ambition, the corners of his eyes twitched slightly, and he said, “It’s nothing to learn medicine, but learning from Dr. Wu…it’s not necessary!”

Wu Jun immediately became angry and said with wide eyes: “What do you mean by that, my medical skills are not worthy of a discipline?”

Niannu covered his mouth and smiled: “Your servant doesn’t mean that, It’s just that Dr. Wu, your medical skills are too proven, not everyone can learn it.”

Wu Jun’s expression improved a little, he took out a piece of paper from the treasure bag and said, “You can speak. , this is your deed of betrayal, and I have redeemed it. The Huancai Pavilion has withdrawn its pursuit of you, and you can take to the streets just and honorable in the future.”

Niannu was slightly surprised , took the deed of prostitution and glanced at him, pretending to be moved, and said with tears in his eyes: “Doctor Wu spent a lot of money to redeem me, right?”

Wu Jun showed a pair of flesh. Painful expression: “I paid a lot of money to redeem this deed of sale. In the future, you should work in Benevolent Heart Hall to pay back the money. In the past few days, the hospital was busy, and there was just a shortage of chores.”

The little succubus also imitated Wu Jun’s appearance, and said with a painful expression: “For two cents, I can buy five bunches of candied fruit sticks!”

“?? ?”

Niannu was immediately stunned.

She, the famous Huancai Pavilion oiran in the capital, is worth two cents… a lot of money?

Two cents of money really can’t buy a loss, can’t be fooled!

Isn’t this the price of a piece of rice paper!

Co-author Wu Jun bought a piece of paper. Did he get it as a gift?

After messing around for a while, Niannu looked towards Wu Jun with a smile on his face, gritted his teeth and said, “It turns out that Niannu is actually worth so much money, your servant really doesn’t know how to thank Dr. Wu. Good!”

Wu Jun calmly waved his hand: “No thanks, just work hard in the store in the future!” After speaking, he narrowed his eyes and stared at the little succubus.

Those eyes seemed to say…

Your little skirt is gone!

(End of this chapter)