I Don’t Want To Catch Monsters

2022-02-12

Chapter 263 The Devil Falls into the Human World and is Bullied by Dogs

Putting the dishes on the table, Wu Jun, who lost his memory, finally saw this group of people The expression on his face changed from astonishment to shock gradually.

Seeing that a table of dishes was eaten up by the strong wind scattering the last clouds, Wu Jun slowly woke up from the shock, let out a long breath, and the expression on his face calmed down.

Song Cai separated two pieces of rapeseed into Wu Jun’s bowl, smiled and said, “Master, you’ve been busy for a long time and didn’t even eat a single bite of the vegetables, aren’t you angry?”

Wu Jun said plainly: “There’s nothing to be angry about, I can’t commit it. My future is a medical saint, your future is a rice bucket, and we all have a bright future.”

Hearing Wu Jun’s mystifying sarcasm, Chang Ding glanced at him and raised his eyebrows proudly: “I don’t need the future, I am already the emperor now.” “

Changyu was choked for a moment, and said depressedly: “You are even more irritating when you are young than when you grow up.”

Qin Yue’er put a piece of oil in his mouth Fried tofu, he said inarticulately: “I seem to be better at cooking than when I grew up…”

Song Cai smiled and said: “It may be because there is no medicine in the dish.”

Wu Jun rolled his eyes at Song Cai and complained, “Who would put medicine in a dish!”

Everyone was slightly paused and looked at Wu Jun with strange eyes.

Wu Jun frowned, feeling that things were not simple, and then no longer paid attention to them, took a few bites of the food from the bowl, and ran to the desk to write.

As Wu Jun wrote more and more words on the paper, gradually, a faintly discernible strong will seemed to be awakened and shrouded the sky over the capital.

The will is strong and gentle, and a ray of light descended on Wu Jun, expelling the light spots from Wu Jun’s body, pulling the light spots to slowly fly out of the roof.

Feeling that powerful and familiar will, Wang Changgeng’s face changed suddenly, and he whispered: “Confucianism!” Jun asked, “Wu Jun, what are you writing?”

Wu Jun nibbled his fingers while writing, “The summer homework assigned by Master Chen is the same in the world.”

Song Cai was stunned for a moment, then hesitantly said, “Master, you should have completed this summer homework for more than ten years.”

Wu Jun was stunned for a moment, then reacted with excitement. Throwing away the pen, the paper crumpled into a ball and threw it out: “Yes, I’m an adult now, so I don’t need to worry about being spanked by the master!”

After finishing speaking, I ran away with my ass bare. Catching crickets in the yard.

Chang Jin stretched out his hand to wipe off the ink marks drawn by the brush on his face, and couldn’t help but complained, “What kind of adult is this.”

Before the words landed, suddenly It was found that Xia Kui also went to the yard, and squatted side by side with Wu Jun and picked up the grass.

Changyu: “…”

Second day Early in the morning, Xia Kui, who had lost the fight all night, woke up from meditation.

Looking at the succubus at the head of the bed, she saw that she had already climbed up.

In a trance, Xia Kui noticed that her body seemed to have grown a little bigger. Upon closer inspection, she saw that she had become two or three years old, and her heart sank immediately.

Oops, Awei’s Divine Ability is slowly failing!

Looking at Wu Jun next to him again, he found that he had also woken up, and he had changed back to his original age, only then did he sighed in relief and asked joyfully: “Virtuous nephew, you restore your memory. Is it?”

Wu Jun took the dried apron from the chair, went up to tie it on the succubus, and said, “It’s recovered, I said you guys are really good at throwing the blame. , if you can’t handle the baby, just push it to me?”

Xia Kui coughed dryly and said, “Among us, you are the only one who knows how to seal.”

Wu Jun Looking at the two or three-year-old succubus, she saw her staring at him with wide eyes, her eyes were full of mist, she sucked her fingers pitifully, and sighed, “Ai, this is a child…I She has already sealed her cultivation base, wait for her memory to recover, and then seal her completely.”

A smile appeared on Xia Kui’s face, and said: “Virtuous nephew is indeed a benevolent doctor, but Virtuous nephew, before you sigh… can you put on your pants first?”

Wu Jun was stunned and looked down, only to realize that he was wearing no strands. Yue’er’s eyes were rounded, and his mouth was open enough to shove an egg.

Zhao Jianping showed the appearance of a female hooligan, raised her eyebrows upwards, and whistled from her mouth.

Niannu blushed and covered… Qin Yue’er’s eyes.

Glancing at the crowd in the lobby, Wu Jun’s expression froze, he turned around quickly, and a gust of wind ran towards his bedroom.

A moment later, Wu Jun’s room remembered the banging of ding ding dong dong.

Seeing this, Xia Kui knocked on Wu Jun’s door with a frown.

At this point, Wu Jun had already dressed and was squatting on the ground playing with a pile of wood, as if he was about to make furniture.

Xia Kui glanced at the messy wood on the ground, and curiously asked: “Virtuous nephew, what are you doing?”

Wu Jun tapped the hammer mechanically, his face expressionless. Said: “It’s Uncle, I’m making a time machine, the kind that can travel through time by opening the drawer…”

Xia Kui looked at Wu Jun who was escaping reality and couldn’t help but complain: ” How could there be such a thing in the world, hurry up and cook, Little Demoness is already hungry and crying.”

Wu Jun hung his head un’ed, stood up and moved towards the kitchen.

While cooking, Wang Cai ran in with the bald Roc Demon King in his hands, let go of his mouth and threw the Roc Demon King to the ground, flatteringly said: “Master, I brought the fried chicken back with me!”

Wu Jun saw that the mount he had reserved was not lost, his mood improved immediately, and he praised: “Nice job, I’ll give you extra food later!”

Wang Cai stuck out his tongue in excitement, then picked up the Roc Demon King and went to the yard to have fun.

The Roc Demon King failed to escape, hung in Wang Cai’s mouth, and there was a loveless emotion in his eyes, and a few tears fell involuntarily.

I think his Roc Demon King is also a region’s Overlord of Demon Realm, but one day he will be bullied by dogs…

If people from Demon Realm find out, I’m afraid not It will give birth to a shameful reputation of “the devil falls into the human world and is bullied by dogs”!

When the sadness was flowing against the river, a little girl wearing a bellyband ran out and saw Wang Cai running towards her wagging her tail, she was so frightened that her face changed color and ran around the yard in horror. stand up.

Roc Demon King stared at the little girl who kept running away in front of him, with a trace of incredible emotion in his eyes.

The succubus was also caught?

It turns out he’s not alone!

Looking at the succubus running around the yard with tears in his eyes and being chased by wealth, Roc Demon King rekindled hope in his eyes.

It’s not that he is too incompetent, it’s that the enemy is too powerful!

The dog who bullied him and the succubus must be the mighty Monster Race who could traverse Heaven and Earth in ancient times – the dog saint!

Yes, absolutely!

(End of this chapter)