I Don’t Want To Catch Monsters

2022-02-06

Chapter 258 extraordinary natural talent

Seeing Wu Jun coming back with a hen, Qin feeding the pig Yue’er regained his energy instantly, his eyes bright and said, “Eating chicken today?”

Before Wu Jun could complain, the Roc Demon King in his hand shook violently.

When Wu Jun saw this, he looked at the little guy who was pretending to be dead in his hands with interest, said with a smile: “An interesting little guy, injured, let’s take care of it at home first. .”

Qin Yue’er pondered for a while, and suddenly realized: “I see, you want it to lay eggs, and then the eggs give birth to chickens, and the chickens give birth to eggs, and we will have chickens that can’t be eaten in the future. And eggs!”

The Roc Demon King pretending to be dead was about to cry without tears.

The world is really too dangerous, he wants to go back to Demon Realm!

I was first calculated by traitors, and then besieged by several Old Guys. I finally escaped alive, and my cultivation base was banned again.

Now another terrifying woman has appeared, not only wanting to eat him, but also wanting him to lay eggs!

It’s really impossible for him to lay eggs!

Qin Yue’er took the Roc Demon King from Wu Jun like a baby, cautiously stuffing pig food into his mouth.

Roc Demon King choked, opened his eyes and looked up at the sky, his eyes gradually losing their luster.

At this time, Yan Jun came out of the house with a medicine pestle, saw Roc Demon King step one stopped, and approached him in astonishment.

“Master, this is…”

“Oh, it fell from the sky and I picked it up. I don’t know what this bird is called, I’m picking it up What’s the name?”

Qin Yue’er raised his face and said, “It’s called fried chicken, if it lays less eggs, make it into fried chicken!”

Yan Jun looked at it The desperate Roc Demon King squatted down with sympathy and said, “I hope you can lay more eggs…pu!”

Roc Demon King quickly noticed that he seemed right But actually isn’t the Demon Race vibe, and looking at the way he’s deserving a beating taking pleasure in other people’s misfortune, he couldn’t help but look up and peck at the back of his hand.

Yan Jun flipped his hand and pinched his beak deftly, teased: “It’s quite fierce, I have to put a muzzle on this guy.”

Qin Yue ‘er patted his hand in dissatisfaction and said, “How can you eat if you keep your mouth shut, you won’t have the strength to lay eggs if you don’t eat, Wu Jun, watch it, don’t let Ah Wei and the others scare it, I’ll go and catch it. .”

Roc Demon King stared wide-eyed in horror: “…”

The ghost wants to eat the insect you caught, hurry up and put the muzzle on me!

It turned out that he was still too naive.

The lucky Qin Yue’er went to the forest to catch five or six catties of Golden Cicada, which Wu Jun fryed in oil until it was golden and crispy.

Roc Demon King smells the tempting aroma of fried Golden Cicada, I want to say that I can eat this, but unable to move even a little bit, I can only watch Qin Yue’er and them Eat deliciously…

The kind-hearted Yan Jun mixed out a Golden Cicada from his bowl, stuffed it into Roc Demon King’s mouth, and said with concern: “Eat it, just now When I came, I was hungry nine times in three days. So don’t worry about any food, just eat it as soon as you feed it, or with your current strength, I’m afraid you won’t be able to withstand my Master’s treatment.”

Roc Demon King: “…”

Listening to this, there are more terrifying things waiting for you? !

…

I’m Roc Demon King, on my way to steal eggs.

A few days ago I was beaten and seriously injured, and I was taken in by two demons without demonic energy.

One feeds me medicine every day, and the other feeds me insect every day, forcing me to lay eggs!

On the third day of being taken in by them, after taking the medicine, I felt that my body recovered a little, but for some reason, all the feathers all over my body fell off, and I became like a shedding hen.

What was even more terrifying was that the female demon looked at me with a change in her eyes and became very terrifying. She even ran to the kitchen and asked the little girl named Song Cai what ingredients she needed to use to make fried chicken!

If I can’t lay any more eggs tomorrow…

Roc Demon King dare not think about it any longer, he came to the chicken coop and eye shows the ominous light, with his strong fleshy Body hit the chicken coop, grabbed an egg, and then quickly crossed the streets and alleys and ran back to his coop, only to let out a long sigh of relief.

At this time, the sky was already bright.

Qin Yue’er pushed open the door sleepily, reached out and touched the chicken coop, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he shouted loudly: “Eggs are laid, fried chickens are laid!”

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Wu Jun was woken up by her voice. As soon as she went out, she saw an egg in her hand, and the Roc Demon King beside her was a well-behaved mother who said “gu gu gu da”. Chicken crows.

Looking at the scene in front of him, Wu Jun rubbed his eyes and said with a suspicious expression on his face: “It shouldn’t be, I saw it clearly yesterday, the fried chicken is obviously a male bird. !”

The hen crowing in the Roc Demon King’s mouth stopped abruptly, and the yard fell silent.

Qin Yue’er startled and looked towards Roc Demon King with wide eyes: “Maybe… maybe fried chicken is extraordinary natural talent?”

Roc Demon King’s eyes were full Tears: “…”

Gan!

Then you made it clear to her yesterday!

The Roc Demon King who avoided a catastrophe was full of grievances, went back to the chicken coop and fell down, and fell back to sleep with peace of mind.

As the sky gradually brightened, Wu Jun and the others got busy after breakfast.

Wu Jun scrutinizes Roc Demon King’s stolen eggs and feels a bit unfathomable mystery.

At this time, three silhouettes walked in from the door, the first one wearing a sheepskin jacket and a goatee, it was Shopkeeper Liu who Wu Jun had not seen for many days.

The man on the left is wearing a golden monk’s robe and a colorful cassock. The left half of his face wears an iron mask, and the right half of his face is unparalleled.

On the right is an old-fashioned white hair white beard, with divide poise and sagelike features, with a misty atmosphere.

Seeing the three of Shopkeeper Liu, Wu Jun couldn’t help showing a kind smile: “Lao Liu, are you bringing a friend to see a doctor?”

Shopkeeper Liu squinted: “I’m going out to visit. Friends don’t forget to introduce you to the business, it’s interesting.”

Wu Jun gave a thumbs up and moved towards the half-faced Buddha, and said, “Don’t worry, you are not a friend. Is it disfigured, I promise to treat him as perfect as ever!”

Half-faced Buddha: “…”

Shopkeeper Liu rolled his eyes at him, and pointed at the mystery watcher: ” The patient is him.”

Wu Jun paused slightly and waved his hand as usual: “Our Benevolent Heart Hall has always been a buy-one-get-one-free deal, and I will treat these two together!”

The Xuanji watcher looked at Wu Jun apprehensively as he approached Wu Jun, feeling an unreliable aura, assaults the senses, and involuntarily figured out the good and bad for this visit.

After a while, he took a deep breath and asked Shopkeeper Liu calmly, “How much is your Inn’s table?”

Heaven and Earth However, after so many years of divination, he has never seen such a fierce hexagram!

At the same time, a door creaked open, and Zhao Jianping, holding the hilt of the sword, stepped out, his sharp eyes fixed on the half-faced Buddha’s face.

“Long time no see, Demon Monk – Debate!”

Half-faced Buddha nodded slightly: “Donor Zhao, I trust you have been well since we last met.”

Wu Jun looked towards Zhao Jianping in surprise: “You know each other?”

Zhao Jianping said with a vigilant look: “The one in front of you, but the one who pushed the Great Zhou Dynasty eight hundred years ago I don’t dare to forget the people who have been destroyed. Now I am swaying in the Great Xia wind and rain, and the new emperor is more incompetent than the Zhou Ai Emperor of the year. Master Debate, do you want to change the dynasty again?”

Changyu:……

You scold again!

(End of this chapter)