I Don’t Want To Catch Monsters

2021-09-03

Chapter 23 Monster King

After saying goodbye to Hui Ke who needs to supervise the construction of the temple, Wu Jun and Qin Yue’er enter together Mountain, climbing gasping for breath to a sheer cliffs and precipitous rock faces.

The top of the mountain is shrouded in clouds and mist, and looking down is a rolling sea of clouds, and it is impossible to see what is under the cliff.

Looking back from the steep mountain wall, Wu Jun took out a blueprint and handed it to Qin Yue’er, warned repeatedly: “The blue scorpion grass looks like this, the flowers are blue, there is a kind of It has a strange aroma, usually a few scorpions will gather in the place where the blue scorpion grass grows, you should be careful when you collect the herbs, don’t get stung by the scorpions.”

Qin Yue’er took the blueprint and inserted it into his belt Inside, he asked, “Is there anything else to pay attention to?”

Wu Jun thought for a while, then suddenly dived light flashed, and said, “Oh, if you see something like the Millennium Spirit Mushroom, Ten Thousand Years Vermilion Fruit, etc., you can also pick it up, and I can give you an extra basket of buns as a reward!”

Qin Yue’er’s eyes twitched slightly, and he turned away not to say a word, and threw himself away. Jumped off the cliff.

Wu Jun looked down at the rope around his waist, and said in a daze: “It doesn’t seem like the rope has been tied yet…”

Qin Yue’er’s voice came from under the clouds and mist : “No!” Then there was a clanging sound, as if a sword had been inserted into the cliff.

Wu Jun was slightly relaxed, and praised: “It’s a pity to be a boy with such a good skill.”

After finishing speaking, he stayed at the High Level of the cliff with peace of mind. , while studying the weakness of the cat demon, preparing for life-saving countermeasures in the event of an emergency.

Time passed minute by minute. After more than half an hour, Wu Jun woke up from his thoughts and looked around. Seeing that Qin Yue’er hadn’t come back, he couldn’t help but feel worried. Before reaching the cliff, he shouted loudly: “Young Lady Qin, come up if you can’t find it!”

“I promise to give you one steamed bun!”

“I’ll add another Farewell My Concubine, it’s better than duck stuffed with rice!”

In the valley, Wu Jun’s shouts echoed.

Waiting for the sound to dissipate, there was still no response, and Wu Jun’s face immediately turned ugly.

Qin Yue’er couldn’t even respond to the temptation of the meal, this should be… something happened!

Wu Jun didn’t dare to neglect, he tied a rope around his waist and tied the other end to a boulder, little by little slid down sheer cliffs and precipitous rock faces.

About 200 meters down, Wu Jun suddenly emptied his feet, snorted, suddenly fell two meters, and fell to the ground.

Wu Jun was startled, stood up in shock, and found himself falling into a hole, behind sheer cliffs and precipitous rock faces, the front was dark, deep and invisible, and there was no way to where.

At this time, a gust of wind blew from the depths of the cave, and it turned out to be hot wind…

Feeling the oncoming hot wind, Wu Jun was confused for a while.

In his impression, there is no lava around here.

The hot wind is obviously weird, Qin Yue’er probably noticed this and went into the cave to check.

While he was hesitating, suddenly two jade green lights came on, and a monster with a slumped chest and a hunched back and a dog-headed body walked out, moved towards Wu Jun, grinned wide, revealing a sharp fangs.

Looking at the sudden appearance of the dog demon, Wu Jun body trembled, he shouted worriedly, “Where’s the girl just now?”

The dog demon seemed to be very hot and vomited. Tongue out, and said, “You said she was caught by our king. You came by coincidence. You happened to make a pair with her and cook for our king!”

Wu Jun glanced at her. Looking at the ten thousand zhang cliff behind him, and looking at the dog demon glare like a tiger watching his prey in front of him, he couldn’t help showing a contemptuous expression and said, “Can you monsters who have never seen the world cook, do you understand? Frying, frying, frying, do you know how to boil, rinse, steam, and stew?”

The dog demon looked surprised and stared at Wu Jun with a strange expression: “It’s gimmicky, then you will Is it?”

Wu Jun nodded arrogantly: “Of course!”

The dog demon immediately grinned and narrowed his eyes, revealing a very funny smile: “Then Exactly, I took you back to cook for our king, the king will definitely be happy!” Then he stepped forward and grabbed Wu Jun’s arm, for fear that he would run away.

Wu Jun was escorted by him to the depths of the cave, and he said, “Don’t be so nervous, I will rely on the king in the future, maybe the king will reward me when he is happy after eating the dishes I made. How about a leader!”

The dog demon was hearing this, slightly loosening his strength, and said with disdain: “Don’t dream, there are only three leaders on the mountain, including Lord Dog. I can’t even take my turn, let alone you.”

Wu Jun sighed and continued to talk: “Why is it so hot in our cave, it’s like a stove.”

The dog demon couldn’t help laughing when he heard it: “Hey, our king got some phoenix blood and a Phoenix feather ten years ago, and we are pill concocting in the cave. When Immortal Pill is made, we will have a good day. It’s here!”

“Wait until the king dominates Jiangnan, we can eat whatever we want, and we will eat every bone and lose one!”

Wu Jun said with admiration on his face : “God is so arrogant! But listening to what Gou said, you don’t seem to have eaten people before, right?” I have eaten people because the king wanted to gain time for pill concocting, and reached an agreement with the local humans ten years ago that all monsters will no longer eat people. Lord dog, I only cultivated success monsters nine years ago, and naturally I have never eaten them. Human.”

“But don’t underestimate me because of this, Lord Dog, my mana can even be ranked in the top 50…”

” The dog is mighty!”

Wu Jun praised this silly dog with a smile, and already got the information he wanted.

There is a powerful Monster King on the mountain, and there are three monster leaders. It really pokes the goblin’s nest.

Wu Jun was worried for a while, thinking hard about how to rescue Qin Yue’er, said without thinking: “By the way, Lord Dog, what is the name of our king?”

The dog demon proudly puffed out his collapsed chest and said, “Our king is the famous Great Demon in Jiangnan, Wan Monster King Bi Fang!”

Wu Jun looked frightened, repeatedly Nodded and said: “Wang Bifang, this name is very loud!”

The dog demon stumbled under his feet and almost fell into a dog’s feces, looking towards Wu Jun with a depressed expression: ” It’s Wan Monster King, Wan Monster King Bi Fang, not Wang Bifang! I’m stupid enough, didn’t expect you to be stupider than me!”

Wu Jun said with a look of grievance: ” Stupidity is innate, what can I do, I’m also desperate…”

The dog demon shook his head slightly, looked at Wu Jun in front of him, gave birth to a sense of sympathy, and then He patted his shoulder with pity, and sighed: “Ai, work hard on the mountain in the future, Lord Dog, I’ll cover you.”

(End of this chapter)