I Don’t Want To Catch Monsters

2022-01-02

Chapter 221 fooling around

In the kitchen where the night is dark and windy, and you can’t see your fingers.

A dark shadow silently came to the table, pointed like a gust of wind, and reached out like lightning, moved towards a bone and grabbed it!

In a flash, one hand grabbed the meat and bones in a mysterious posture.

The shadow shot like electricity, grabbed the wrist and exclaimed: “Mother!” , reflecting the similar faces of Qin Yue’er and Zhao Lan.

The mother and daughter looked at each other without saying a word. After a moment of silence, Zhao Lan scolded: “How many times have I told you that eating at night is not good for your health!”

“So you want to eat up the supper first so that I can’t eat it?”

Qin Yue’er stared at mother without flinching, his eyes flickering with terrifying dive light, and the whole People are like enemies.

Zhao Lan coughed dryly, and calmly picked up a meat bone and stuffed it into his mouth, inarticulately said: “That’s it, pity the hearts of parents in the world! Today, you can finally I understand that I have worked hard for my mother, everything my mother does is for your own good…”

Qin Yue’er said with a tangled face: “But tomorrow I will go and have sex with you. Wu Jun is fooling around, you have to make me full, or where would you get the strength to fool around?”

Zhao Lan gasped, swallowed the meat and bones with a grunt, and said in panic. : “What did you say? Are you going to fool around with Wu Jun tomorrow?”

Qin Yue’er un’ed, pitifully said: “Well, I’m going to Snow Mountain with Wu Jun tomorrow, go to Seeing Snow Mountain ghost doctor, I may have to hang out with him for a long time.”

Zhao Lan: “…”

What kind of shit is this? !

After a while of silence, Zhao Lan sighed helplessly, didn’t know whether to cry or laugh: “Ai, daughter, it’s your mother’s fault that you didn’t raise you well…”

Qin Yue’er looked at the mother’s annoyed expression, comforted: “Mother, you don’t have to blame yourself, Wu Jun told me, the so-called father’s love is like a mountain, mother’s love is like the sea, I eat when you die The seats are full of delicacies from mountains and seas, all of which are the love that was cultivated in the past five hundred years!”

Zhao Lan: “…”

Is it too late to kill Wu Jun now? ?

Looking at mother’s messy expression, Qin Yue’er lifted her long hair on her temples and said softly, “Mother, don’t worry about me, I’m an expert in the Grandmaster realm, there won’t be any surprises this time. What’s so dangerous!”

Zhao Lan was angry and funny in her heart, looked at her silly daughter with a tangled heart, and complained: “Yes, you are indeed a Grandmaster, or the weakest Grandmaster in the world. , To be honest, I have lived for so many years, I have never seen such a weak Grandmaster realm as you…”

Qin Yue’er stomped angrily: “One day, I will make you impress!” After he finished speaking, he picked up the remaining meat and bones in the pot and moved towards the door angrily.

Xia Kui leaned against the door and said, “Don’t listen to your mother, you are now much stronger than your father…”

Qin Yue’er did not stop, Holding the meat and bones, he ran to his room.

Zhao Lan glared at Xia Kui angrily and complained, “That’s how you persuaded your daughter?”

Xia Kui smiled and said, “Haha, if you really want to stop him Can she walk out of this yard?”

Zhao Lan sighed depressedly: “Ai, you are not stupid at all…”

Xia Kui was stunned for a moment, then immediately His brows were deeply wrinkled, and he said with a puzzled expression: “If I wasn’t stupid, how could I have married you back then?”

Zhao Lan: “…” Just a fool!

Xia Kui looked at Zhao Lan’s depressed expression and said with a smile from the bottom of his heart: “You know me, I never lie.”

Zhao Lan was stunned After a while, he looked towards the door in disbelief, and said in surprise: “Yue’er… she is really better than you? How is this possible!” After getting up, I was brushing my teeth in a daze.

Suddenly, Wang Cai ran to Wu Jun with his tongue out, panting, and panicked: “Master, the major event is not good, and my flesh and bones have been stolen again!”

Wu Jun spit out the foam in his mouth, rolled his eyes and said, “Steal it and steal it, anyway, you won’t starve to death if you don’t eat two meals…”

Wang Cai was so angry that he rolled on the ground, his black and white coat was dyed with a layer of khaki, and he wailed: “My life is so bitter, who has ever seen a dog that is hungry three times a day, even if it is vegetable water? Let’s save some for the dog…”

Wu Jun picked up the towel and wiped his mouth, then squinted, “Then I’ll make it up to you, let’s have hot pot tomorrow.”

Wang Cai stood up, shaking the dust on his body, sticking out his tongue, and eagerly asked: “What hot pot to eat!”

Wu Jun said gloomily: “Donkey meat hot pot is not enough to eat Add another dog.”

Wangcai disappeared with a whistle, and there was only the mourning sound of the earth lin beast making money in the yard.

Master, you should eat dog meat, that dog is heavier than me!

Meanwhile, Land of Extreme North, above Great Snow Mountain.

Fire Spirit stood in the wind and snow, with hair fluttering in front of his handsome face, holding the Demon King, who was seriously injured by Xia Kui, and said: “We can rest assured when we come here, Wu Jun It shouldn’t be chasing us here with Xia Kui.”

The corner Demon King looked at the snowflakes flying in front of him, a white scene, and sighed: “Ai, we are here for the Demon King. Sovereign has been exploring the way, but now nothing has been accomplished, not only did he fail to find out the details of Wu Jun, but also made the King of Hell betrayed, really ashamed and unable to show one’s face…”

The fire spirit eyes rolled. Turning around, he said, “We’ve all explored the way to Snow Mountain in the Land of Extreme North, and we haven’t completed the mission of Demon Sovereign Your Majesty?”

The corner Demon King expression congeals immediately showed a smile: “Fire Spirit, you are right, we have completed the mission of Demon Sovereign Your Majesty by Perfection, and we can pass the message!”

Said, both of his hands parted, and a mirror was condensed in front of him.

A majestic young face appeared in the mirror, with a square face, earlobes to shoulders, a strange magic pattern between the eyebrows, sitting cross-legged on the futon, solemn appearance.

As soon as this person appeared in the mirror, the Demon King lowered his head and said respectfully: “Your Majesty, your subordinates have already inquired about the situation in all parts of the world. The person you are worried about is dead. There are some dangerous people, but don’t worry about it!”

The man in the mirror closed his eyes, and his lips had not opened, and he made a majestic sound: “Clean up the filth in the world, and wait for me to come!”

The corner Demon King hurriedly bent down and bowed: “Congratulations to send my emperor!”

After sending the Demon Sovereign away, the corner Demon King let out a long sigh of relief and said to Fire Spirit: “Fire Spirit, Xia Kui really won’t pose a threat to the Demon Sovereign?”

Fire Spirit nodded confidently: “Please don’t worry Demon King, Xia Kui won’t enter Saint Realm for a day, let the Demon Sovereign handle it!”

The corner Demon King was completely relieved, looking at the lush and green grassland at the foot of the mountain through the stratus clouds, his eyes also burst out with greedy dive light: “The atmosphere here is abundant, It’s a great place for Cultivation!”

(End of this chapter)