I Don’t Want To Catch Monsters

2022-01-02

Chapter 213 I Killed Me

Since leaving Eastern Sea County, Wu Jun immediately felt the love Great Elder” attitude change.

Although Wu Jun was warmly entertained when he came, he found that everyone who met the “Great Elder” was overly enthusiastic, as if he was a god of wealth, and took care of him in every possible way.

Coming to Azure Dragon County, Wu Jun came to the most famous restaurant dragon scales in the area.

The Hall Master of this dragon scales pavilion is named Xu Wen, the direct descendant of Xu Family Third Elder lineage and Xu Yanran’s cousin.

Hearing that the “Great Elder” came to eat, Xu Wen personally served him, filled Wu Jun with wine, and said, “Grandpa, this is a thousand-year-old drunk that grandson brought from Xishu, please. Grandpa tasting!”

Wu Jun sniffed the fine wine in the glass and said, “Good wine.”

Xu Wen said with a smile on his face: “If Grandpa drinks If you are happy, then give grandson a pair of calligraphy, and grandson can frame it for the guests who come to dinner to watch.”

Wu Jun nodded and smiled: “It’s not busy, my grandson, grandpa. As soon as I entered the city, I saw Sugu all over the city, who is the funeral that held such an exciting event?”

Xu Wen awkwardly smiled, cautiously said: “This… if the grandfather is not happy, I will This is to order people to withdraw!”

Wu Jun nods: “It’s not advisable to labor the people and hurt the wealth, distribute those white silk to the people in the city, and I can take it back and give the child a pair of open-crotch pants to wear.”

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Crotchless pants?

Xu Wen’s cheeks twitched fiercely, thinking that this Great Elder is really like the legend, his stomach is full of bad water, patriarch will not miss the opportunity to humiliate him when he is dead, but his face is said to be lost. with a smile: “grandson knows, I’ll do it now!” After speaking, he turned and walked out of the private room.

Wu Jun watched him go downstairs, then changed his face instantly, shot like electricity, and held Qin Yue’er’s hand: “Leave me some sea cucumbers!”

Qin Yue’er snorted, took his hand back from the sea bowl, turned his face and took away the Sea Beast meat in front of Chang Jin Princess.

At this time, Deng Jiuxi’s silhouette ghost-like appeared in the private room and said to everyone: “I have inquired clearly, the patriarch of the Xu Family, Xu Fengshan, died, and the Xu Family ordered that all the people in the Eastern Regions I want to wear filial piety for three days!”

Wu Jun pu’ sound sprayed out the sea ginseng soup, and his face immediately became extremely ugly: “Xu Fengshan died? He died sooner or later, why did he die at this time? , this time I might fall into the Yellow River and I won’t be able to wash it out, so we have to leave quickly, or I’ll have this black cauldron on my back!”

Just when I didn’t know what to do, a steward was holding the Four Treasures of the Study. Walking in, he said flatteringly with a smile: “Great Elder, please give me a calligraphy treasure for the shop!”

Wu Jun got up and picked up his pen, shua shua wrote a few big characters and said, “Okay. Now, this Elder still has something to do, so I won’t stay here, my good grandson will come back and tell him.”

The steward nodded and bowed, sent Wu Jun and the others out of the restaurant, and waited for them to leave. After that, he took time to look at the calligraphy that Wu Jun left behind.

When he saw the big characters like dragons flying and phoenixes dancing above, he was stunned: “Big show yellow picture?”

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In Wu Jun felt bad. While speeding up to escape from the Eastern Region, a dignified team of hundreds of people slowly came to the gate of Eastern Sea County.

The leader of the team is a gorgeous carriage, and the rest are guarding on both sides.

As the carriage stopped, the door curtain was opened, and a middle-age person in his fifties with a brown complexion stuck his head out, it was the patriarch Xu Fengshan of the Xu Family!

Seeing the white silk hanging on the pass, Xu Fengshan frowned and asked: “Who is this dead, why didn’t I receive the news?”

A swordsman heard this and immediately Urging the horse to go to the city gate, shouted loudly: “patriarch came to Eastern Sea County, came to investigate the garrison in the county, what happened in the city, the steward stepped forward to answer!” The voice fell, and the soldiers guarding the gate All of their faces changed color, their eyes widened, and they looked towards Xu Fengshan and the others in horror.

An adjutant was the first to come to his senses and hurriedly ordered someone to inform Second Elder of the matter.

Soon, Second Elder climbed up the city gate building and ordered someone to set up the crossbow arrow with the spell written on it.

Seeing that the city wall was on the defensive side of the enemy, a trace of anger flashed on Xu Fengshan’s face, and he came to the city gate in a flash, staring at the Second Elder on the wall, scolded: “Second Elder, are you going to rebel?”

Second Elder looked at the lifelike “Wu Jun” in front of him, who was indistinguishable from patriarch’s appearance and voice, Sensen said with a sneer: “It’s very similar, He killed our patriarch, and he actually dared to run in front of me to swindle and deceive me. How dare you!”

Xu Fengshan was immediately blinded and dumbfounded: “Wait, you said I killed the patriarch? Second Elder, you What are you crazy, you mean…I killed myself?”

Second Elder raised his eyebrows in anger: “Well you Wu Jun, you still want to deceive me now, you should be Am I a fool? Let go of the arrows! Avenge the patriarch!”

The voice fell, and the falling arrow rain hiding the sky and covering the earth, moved towards Xu Fengshan swiftly attacked!

Looking at the rain of arrows pressed down by Wu Yangyang above his head, a thought flashed in Xu Fengshan’s mind that made him puzzling: “How did I become Wu Jun?”

Amid the chaos, Xu Fengshan waved his right hand and took the rain of arrows to the side.

The next moment, a golden light flashed on Xu Fengshan’s surface, and his whole body seemed to be plated with gold, turning into a golden man.

A little under his feet, Xu Fengshan climbed the city wall. After three moves, he easily subdued Second Elder, and finally learned the whole sequence of events from him.

After the misunderstanding was resolved, Xu Fengshan looked at the funeral held for him in the city, and was so angry that he was so angry, gnashing teeth said: “This funeral was a good one, no living person has seen his own in history. Funeral! Humph, I am the first one this can be considered splitting heaven and earth apart, enough to leave a mark in the history books!”

Second Elder keep quiet out of fear standing aside, low Taking a peek at Xu Fengshan, he asked in a low voice, “Fengshan, what should the Great Elder do?”

Xu Fengshan took a deep breath and said, “This kind of dog that eats the inside and the outside is still kept for him. What. This time the entire Xu Family has been played around. If I can’t handle it well, how will my Xu Family get a foothold in Great Xia in the future? To save the face of my Xu Family!”

At the same time, Dongrae Kansai City.

After several nights of sleepless nights, the Great Elder finally managed to break Deng Jiuxi’s ban. After he forced Wu Jun’s poison out of his body, he broke through the secret room and escaped.

Under the sun, the Great Elder greedily breathed the free fresh air for a while, and said with resentment in his eyes: “Wu Jun, wash your neck and wait for me! I won’t chop you up ten-thousand times by a thousand blades, it’s hard to get rid of the hatred in my heart!”

After he finished speaking, he didn’t even bother to change his clothes, he walked through the streets in sour dirty clothes, and ran towards the east.

(End of this chapter)