I Don’t Want To Catch Monsters

2021-10-04

Chapter 156 When the sky is full of white

When the sky will be dark and not dark, twenty miles away from Tiannan Pass In the open space, the torch torches illuminate the four fields as if it were daytime.

The five thousand black armored guards stood neatly like javelins, their armor lanced brightly, and they were ready to fight, exuding a solemn killing aura, filling the four fields.

On the temporary wooden platform, Wu Jun dishevelled hair, dressed in a white moon robe, sat in front of the piano bed, playing melodious ancient songs.

“There is a girl in the village named Xiaofang, who carries a big bamboo basket, bare feet in the early morning, thick and long braids…”

In Wu Jun’s singing, the misfortune Tian accompanied a thin young man in a purple robe to face him, followed by two hundred Demon Soldier, Monster Qi soaring to the sky, with great momentum.

After passing by a wooden token with the words “feast at hongmen” written on it, Wo Tian heard Wu Jun’s singing clearly, smiled slightly, and said to the purple robed youth beside him, “big brother, on stage. The person who plays the piano and sings is Wu Jun, the military advisor of the Zhennan Army in charge of this alliance.”

This purple robed youth is the Eldest Prince of Monster Race, the cultivation base of the extreme realm. Five hundred years ago, they challenged Monster Sovereign, which ended in a draw.

However, he is obsessed with cultivation, and has been retreating in the mountains for many years, ignoring the world.

In this Monster Race civil strife, he was persuaded by the calamity. As soon as he got out of the mountain, he immediately attracted countless Monster Races to take effect and became one of the strongest Three Great Influences in Monster Race.

Seeing Wu Jun, Mi Tian’s stern face showed a puzzled look, and said, “This person is cultivating… Longevity Emperor Ji Jing?”

Hu Tian smiled slightly : “Imperial Father likes to play chess and cook cold stoves. This person was born in golden flower. It happened that our Imperial Father also died in golden flower. Maybe he is also one of our Imperial Father’s backers before he died.”

“That’s why I don’t like Imperial Father. Playing tricks with Human Race, we can’t beat them. Only by being strong and possessing absolute strength is the natural way of Heaven and Earth. !”

Mi Tian shook his head, stepped onto the wooden platform, took a seat in front of the table by Wu Jun’s right hand, and said, “Straight to the point, how can we form an alliance?”

Wu Jun held down the trembling strings, looked at him curiously, and said, “Eldest Prince is really quick to talk, then I won’t go around in circles, how about we send troops together and attack the sky before and after?”

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As soon as Mi Tian was about to speak, Wo Tian took the lead in opening the mouth and said: “The crusade against Jue Tian will be unhurried for a while.”

Wu Jun turned to look at him and asked: “What’s your opinion of Ninth Prince?”

Wo Tian shook the feather fan in his hand and said, “Now that the cold winter has come, our army is in a hurry. Besides coming to form an alliance this time, the other thing is to borrow food.”

Wu Jun asked with a puzzled look: “You Monster Races also eat food?”

The troubled nodded: “Ai, some monsters are vegetarians…”

Wu Jun thought for a moment and sincerely suggested: “It’s better to treat them as food and distribute them to the meat-eating demons. In this way, wouldn’t the problem of food be solved?”

Misfortune Tian: “…”

What a great idea!

In this way, not only the problem of food and grass has been solved, but also their tens of thousands of Demon Soldiers!

When Tian Tian was speechless, Mi Heavenly Dao said: “200,000 stone grains and grass, let us help you eliminate the 8,000 Demon Soldiers over there.”

Wu Jun said to the civilian next to him, “How much food do we have?”

The civilian said in a low voice, “This year’s harvest is bumper, and Imperial Court is not short of food, but the Zhennan Army can’t provide so much, at most. We can only give them 100,000 stones.”

Wu Jun nods, and Chao Mi Heavenly Dao: “You heard that, we can only take out 50,000 stones at most.”

Mi Tian Slightly stunned: “I heard it seems to be one hundred thousand stones?”

Wu Jun looked towards the civil servant in surprise: “How much did you say?”

The civil servant was blank. The expression said: “Fifty thousand stones!”

Wu Jun nods “50,000 stone.” He smiled at Heavenly Dao: “It’s Prince Eldest who heard the wrong thing.” , but Wo Tian waved his hand to interrupt him and said: “Five thousand is fifty thousand. Let’s show our sincerity first. If your army is satisfied, this business can continue to cooperate.”

Wu Jun satisfied Nodding his head, he picked up the glass and said, “Come on, let’s drink this glass of wine that I personally prepared, and we are allies!” : “Why is this wine so bland, it tastes like boiled water?”

Wu Jun slapped his forehead angrily: “Oh, I’m too strong to drink, maybe I forgot to mix it with wine when blending. It’s gone.”

Wicked: “…”

Is it still wine then?

Under the eyes full of speechlessness, the military musicians played the music, and the two Swordsman came up with their swords and danced their swords to add to the fun.

Mi Tian only glanced at the two Swordsman, then closed his eyes and cultivated with lack of interest.

Wu Tian swept over him with a smile on his face and said to Wu Jun: “My big brother is obsessed with cultivation, don’t take offense to Mr. Wu.”

Wu Jun smiled He waved his hand and said, “It’s normal, not all monsters are as humane as Fourth Prince.”

Wu Tian smiled and said, “Mr. Wu seems to be scolding me around the corner, doesn’t it?”

Wu Jun was about to defend when suddenly, a Demon Soldier ran up and said, “Report! Seventh Princess led people to attack Xanthian Mountain, and the Tiger Commander and the others were besieged on the top of the mountain, please Eldest. Prince and Ninth Prince come back quickly!”

The Heavenly Eye lit up: “Seventh sister will be a surprise, we just left on the front foot, and she went to copy our nest with the back foot!”

Mi Tian opened his eyes and asked, “Are you going or I’m going?”

Wu Jun smiled faintly: “I have a plan, I can solve the siege of Cang’er Mountain without bloodshed!”

Mitian said suspiciously: “What is Mr. Wu’s plan?”

Wu Jun said confidently: “We just need to wait quietly for one hour and let them occupy Cangshan. Now, the siege of Xanth’er Mountain will be solved naturally! This is the 36 Stratagems of waiting for work!”

“…”

Mi Tian was stunned for a moment, and then suddenly became big. He got up in anger and left the seat with his two hundred Demon Soldiers angrily: “All the generals obey the order, follow me back to the mountain to rescue!” In the middle, he turned his head and waved to the stopped band: “Why did you stop, then play music, then dance!” Feeling that his mind was unpredictable, he asked: “Ninth Prince, what do you want to do?”

Wo Tian ate a grape and said proudly: “I want to form an alliance, since the birth of Monster Race , has never formed an alliance with the Human Race, this Imperial Prince has done something that has never been done before, and it should be a big deal!”

Wu Jun glanced at him and saw that he was sincere and did not lie at all. Traces, could not help but a burst of toothache.

With this attitude of fearing that the world will not be chaotic, I am afraid that I have encountered a lunatic…

Looking at Ninth Prince, Wu Jun, who looks up at the moon and looks contented He let out a long sigh, then picked up the wine glass in his hand and toasted: “Then float this glass of boiled water!”

The smile on Wo Tian’s face froze suddenly: “…”

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It’s really just boiled water!

It’s much better today, and it will be updated as normal tomorrow~

(End of this chapter)