I Don’t Want To Catch Monsters

2021-09-16

Chapter 123 Curly Hair Happy Buddha

Facing Wu Jun who wanted to kill himself, Holy Lord gnashing teeth for a while.

However, he now has a request from Wu Jun, so he can only persuade him with good words: “After the medical saint, there is no second person to step into Saint Realm above the medical way, not even the cultivation technique for promotion. Stay. Therefore, I suspect that Cultivation medical Tao simply cannot be sanctified, and even the medical saint himself is a Saint Realm who has been promoted by other methods.”

“It is still possible to turn a stone into gold, but I think there will be a second in the world. Being a medical saint is even more difficult than heavenly ascension.”

Wu Jun calmed down the anger in his heart slightly, gave him a sidelong glance, and said, “Who sealed you in this jar? Tell me honestly. Otherwise, I will throw you into the cesspool.”

The Holy Lord glared at him, then sighed helplessly, and said, “I was sealed by the mysterious Taoist, and the Peacock King that I founded was with him. The Great Zhou Dynasty where I belonged fought, and the country was finally defeated. I was killed by him and sealed in this magic altar.”

Qin Yue’er said: “The Taoist Xuanji is the Disciple of daofather, He created the current Mystery View.”

Wu Jun nods, then looked towards the jar that sealed the Holy Lord, looked at the rune above it, and suddenly noticed Yin Mountain Sect’s Ancestor Master Divine Idol.

On the soleplate of Ancestor Master Divine Idol, the seal script of densely packed is engraved. If you look closely, it is actually the cultivation technique of Cultivation!

Wu Jun took two steps forward, stared at the seal script on his left foot and said: “The principle of Heaven and Earth’s rise and fall, take the number of the sun and the moon… Refine the shape and live in the world to obtain immortality, which is used to make Earth Immortal?”

Seeing this, Wu Jun’s expression became weird, and then he looked towards the seal script on his right foot, which recorded many cultivation methods, such as collecting qi, collecting yin, and collecting qi. The laws of God and fetal breath are complete, but in the end, they are all denied in one sentence.

“It is easy to see the merits of the side door, and you want to get more. , Wu Jun had a look of enlightenment on his face, and sighed with a sigh: “These cultivation techniques are all the cultivation techniques that Yin Mountain Sect Ancestor Master learned before his death. In the end, he gathered the strengths of hundreds of schools and summed up his own. It’s an obscure cultivation technique, but unfortunately his disciples have insufficient Disciple perception, so he switched to cultivation techniques that are easier to understand, and finally went the wrong way.”

Holy Lord stared at the cultivation technique After taking a few glances, he said with some confusion: “This is all a mess. I know every word, but I can’t understand what he is talking about when they are connected together.”

Wu Jun turned over Rolling his eyes, he said, “This cultivation technique uses a lot of slang words unique to Daomen. If you haven’t learned it, you will naturally not understand it.”

Holy Lord said with contempt: “These old facetious will deliberately mystifying, I was beaten by them with a strange Formation. Later, after a hundred years of research, I found that the Formation was just a bluffing thing. I was too concerned about the Formation at the time, and I lost my mind, which led to it. The ultimate defeat.”

Wu Jun hearing this Yile: “It took a hundred years to see it out, it seems that you died not wrong at all.”

Holy Lord’s face Showing a little anger, Wu Jun glared at him, snorted with hatred, and put his thoughts back into the jar.

Wu Jun transcribed several cultivation techniques, then pulled out the Qingshuang sword from behind, swung it at random, and chopped on Divine Idol.

One hour later, a reclining Buddha with a cigarette and permed hair appeared in the great hall.

Qin Yue’er stared at the Buddha statue for a while, and asked with a strange face: “What kind of Buddha is this?”

Wu Jun retracted his sword and looked at his masterpiece with satisfaction , said: “This is the infinite curly-haired happy Buddha! It is said that curly-haired people give black-haired people. There are too many people who died tragically in the mountains, and their grievances condense, so that their soul of a deceased has not yet dispersed, so I specially invited the curly-haired Buddha. Save them!”

Wu Jun said, the right hand clenched the relic in his hand, and used the zongqi to stimulate the Buddha power, and then used the secret technique inherited from the great wisdom to instill it. into the Buddha statue.

Not long after, a Buddha Dharma image covering the heavens, shielding the sun appeared on the Yin Mountain.

Feeling the strong Buddha power, the ghosts in the mountains were frightened and fled around, making a sound of wail like ghosts and howl like wolves.

Immediately, the curly-haired Buddha slowly opened his eyes, spit out the cigarette, and recited the mantra: “Fuck you!”

The next moment, the Buddha’s Thousands of Buddha’s radiance blooms on the body, rays of light illuminate the earth.

Under the illumination of Buddha’s radiance, a joyful and peaceful atmosphere enveloped the entire Yinshan Mountain, and the ghosts had nowhere to hide, the resentment evaporated from the body, turned into a transparent soul, and finally slowly disappeared between Heaven and Earth.

At the same time, above the cloudy mountains, the wind and rain stopped suddenly, and a golden-bright and dazzling sunshine fell in front of the great hall of never seen the daylight.

As the clouds in the sky dissipated, the sun showed its head and poured it down without hesitation.

Wu Jun walked out of the great hall, stood on the top of the mountain and looked down at the Yin Mountain, which showed its true colors. Well.”

“The only regret is that although this mountain has been cured by me, no one has paid me the consultation fee…”

Qin Yue’er He patted the jar in his palm, made a muffled sound, and said with a faint smile: “This jar of fines should be counted as a consultation fee, right?”

Wu Jun’s eyes shined and said: ” It can indeed be counted, when I find a way to make him spit out the treasure of the Peacock King Dynasty!”

Holy Lord couldn’t bear it any longer, angrily roared: “Even if I die, even if I am killed by you If you drop it from the mountain, it will never tell you where the treasure is!”

Wu Jun squinted at the jar and said, “If that’s the case, then you can only pickle the sauerkraut.”

Holy Lord: “…”

After working for a long time, by the time Wu Jun and the two returned to the boat, the sun had already set in the west.

Li Zui looked at the dragon meat on the table drooling in the hall, biting his fingers, wanting to eat but not daring to eat it, appearing on the face of a five-year-old and three-thick adult, which was very funny.

Seeing Wu Jun’s return, Li Chu was slightly relaxed and stepped forward two steps: “Did Yin Mountain Sect promise to let us go?”

Wu Jun shook the head: “No. “

Li Chu said, taking pleasure in other people’s misfortune: “I expected they would not agree, so let’s turn around and go back to Weinan!”

Wu Jun smiled slightly: “It’s not necessary, I have already killed the people on the mountain, so that no one will disagree.”

“!!!”

Looking at Wu who was smiling in front of him Jun, Li Chu’s eyes almost popped out.

The Yin Mountain Sect, which the Six Great Sects of the Daomen could not encircle and suppress, was eradicated so easily?

This is too cruel!

Wu Jun walked right in front of him, grabbed a handful of medicine ingredients on the table and put them in the pot, saying, “It’s almost time, it’s time to make porridge for you, eat it. It’s time to hit the road.”

Li Chu eyelids twitched, looking towards the casserole without tears.

It seems that this devil is determined to send himself to Yellow Springs Road!

(End of this chapter)