I Don’t Have Sex with My Sister

     fidgeting.

    The cloud has been gone for a while, Shang Can only feels more and more restless in her heart, and looks out the door frequently.

    There is a carefree Ban Shao by her side, this demon has just returned from the kitchen, and she can't stop expressing her words of admiration: "Yun Zhongjun really knows how to cook. Incredible!"

    Indeed, it was difficult for Shang Can to draw a picture of cooking in the cloud in his mind anyway, and he frowned unconsciously.

    "...what is she wearing?" Although she didn't really want to show her concern for the clouds, Shang Can asked Wan Shao slowly, driven by inexplicable emotions, "No Still the white clothes, right? Don't get dirty, you go and help her."

    "Oh, you're right." Ban Shao stood up as if he had just woken up from a dream, but he was in trouble again, "But Yun Zhongjun just drove me back. Say yes. 'Go accompany A Can, it doesn't matter to me here' and so on—speaking of which, how is Yun Zhongjun's craftsmanship?"

    “…”

      Forget about eating."

    "..." Ban Shao was stunned, and after a while, he stammered out a sentence, "... That means, I saw Yun Zhongjun cooking before you? I-I didn't do it on purpose, so don't take revenge on me for this."

    Is it the time to say that!

    There is nothing that can be done about Hua Yao's ingenious brain circuit, Shang Can gritted his teeth and patiently replied: "Don't worry, even if I want to retaliate against you in the future, it will definitely not be because of this... Isn't it good-looking?"

    "Nice."

    The honest Ban Shao answered without hesitation, leaving Shang Can speechless for a while. But she soon fell into pragmatic troubles again, and lowered her voice sadly: "...We should be able to eat tonight, right?"

    "No matter what she brings out," Shang Can's voice was unprecedentedly solemn, "you can only say it's delicious."

    “Delicious!”

    The voice of the flower demon echoed on the dining table, but not out of obedience to Shang Can's orders, but a genuine compliment.

    "It's incredible, Shang Can!" Ban Shao hurriedly put a chopstick of tofu into the Shang Can bowl, and strongly recommended, "Yun Zhongjun's craftsmanship is so good! Hurry up and eat Yun Zhongjun's tofu!"

    “…”

    What she said made people unable to move chopsticks.

    Shang Can was in a dilemma for a while, but Yun Yun silently took the tofu out of her bowl, and brought another piece of fish belly, explaining to Wan Shao: "A Can I don't like tofu very much."

    "Oh, Shang Can, you are too hard to support yourself. You can't grow taller if you are picky eaters."

    "You want me to be so tall to be satisfied."

     Muttering, "Can't you stop your mouth when you have food?" Shang Can carefully ate the fish and was stunned for a while.

    “How about…?”

    There was a nervous voice from the cloud coming from the side, as if she had been staring at Shang Can all this time. Shang Can hurriedly swallowed the food in his mouth, turned to her and said with a smile, "It's delicious."

    It's not a compliment, the fish tasted tender and juicy, and it was really well-done. What made Shang Can more concerned was that the taste was a little familiar.

    "It smells like Lantau."

    She said these words without end, and Ban Shao on the opposite side was already puzzled, but Yun Yun immediately understood what she meant, nodded and replied, "I learned it in Qingyu."

    "Great." Ban Shao put down the bowls and chopsticks, applauded sincerely, and sighed, "I heard that your cultivators advocate the realm of bigu, and I scoffed at that time. What's so good about bigu? I can’t eat so many delicious meals, what’s the point of living—it seems like heroes see the same thing, and a cultivator like Yun Zhongjun is still learning how to cook after cultivating!”

    I guessed that Yunyun's opportunity to learn to cook was mostly irrelevant to what Wan Shao said. Shang Can just finished the meal in silence and thanked Yunyun in a low voice: "Thank you."

    The craftsmanship of the cloud was learned at the canteen in Lantau.

    The cafeteria in Lantau is called "Shi Bu Yan", as the name implies, it means that the disciples should abide by the etiquette when eating. The dining hall in Qingyu is really quite good, but unlike Xianmen, which has many disciples and is quite involved in the WTO, the number of disciples in Qingyu is small, and it is far away from the world. Therefore, only a few people go to the cafeteria to eat when it is time to eat.

    But Shang Can is different, she has come through, and attaches great importance to the desire of the monks in Lantau to avoid the food and drink of the beasts. The chef in charge also made good friends. That is a disgusting and kind old man, always calling her a business girl, laughing and scolding her for coming to eat supper again.

    After getting started in the cloud, Shang Can will naturally not leave her only junior sister. She always felt that Yunyun was too thin and weak, and she only wanted to make Yunyun fatter, so she always brought Yunyun with her when she went to dinner. Yunyun has a small appetite, but every time he obediently accompanies her to finish the meal, the old man sometimes can't see it, saying that Shang Can forced others to eat, Yunyun shook his head quietly, saying that senior sister was eating with me, I am very happy.

    In the days when she was still in Lantau, except for some trips down the mountain, she always dined with the clouds.

    It's almost ten years later, Shang Can just thought that she would never be able to eat Lantau's food again, but suddenly she tasted the familiar taste, and she had the illusion of going back in time.

    Everyone in Lantau just thought she was dead, but Yunyun was reluctantly sealed by Mochizuki and her memory was forgotten. So when Yunyun suddenly went to Shibuyan and proposed to learn to cook, what did the old man think? Now Yunyun's craftsmanship is similar to what he learned. This is by no means a day's work. In the whole process, the most Silence or sigh.

    Shang Can actually didn't know what she was thanking for, but she always felt that it was time to say it, either for today's food, or for every meal in the past that failed A meal with the cloud.

    And Yun Yun didn't know if she understood Shang Can's complicated feelings, she just quietly accepted Shang Can's tableware and said warmly: "If you like to eat, I will always make it for you in the future. "

    "I can't even see you."

    Shang Can did not give face at all, and said coolly: "The demon master is very interested, and it is really a great authority to watch the moon and have someone to accompany you."

    "The official prestige is the official prestige." When you are full, you have nothing to fear, and replied lazily, "You are my subordinate in name, what's wrong with accompanying me? As for Yun Zhongjun - can someone come to accompany me? Don't you have any idea of ​​who it is?"

    “…”

    Shang Can was exhausted and didn't want to talk to her, so she turned to the cloud and said, "If you don't want to stay, you can go back to your room first. The wind is still a little cold at night now, don't blow it."

    Yunyun didn't answer, he heard Wan Shao quietly ask: "Can the cultivator hurt Ye Feng?"

      "

      Bar."

    "Yun Zhongjun can still speak, Shang Can, learn a little bit!"

    I was very satisfied with this arrangement. The demon master happily drank tea and admired the moon that could not be seen in Biluohuangquan. Suddenly, he was shocked and turned to Shang Can like an enemy.

    "Hot bath!"

    “…what.”

    She almost broke her voice, Shang Can was inexplicable, and sarcastically said: "Your brain is jumping too fast, you are thinking of going back to take a bath in less than ten minutes of viewing the moon?"

    "Oops, no!"

    Ban Shao sounded very excited, and lowered his voice like a thief, it always sounded like a schadenfreude.

    "You can't see, how do you wash it?"

    “…”

    Shang Can trembled, almost spilling the tea in the cup.

    Ban Shao's sudden cold shot really made her unprepared, Shang Can had no idea for a while, so he could only calmly say: "It's just a bath, and I don't need eyes."

    "What nonsense are you talking about?" Ban Shao had the upper hand at this time, and said proudly for some reason, "If you slipped your feet when you came out of the tub, it would be extraordinary. Danger! You don't want to end up with a tragic end like 'Charming drowned in a tub'?"

    …It would be a shame to say it.

    Shang Can was speechless, and knew in his heart that he was arguing just now. But she knew exactly what kind of intention was behind Ban Shao's words, and she absolutely couldn't be succeeded by this flower demon who didn't think it was a big deal, so she racked her brains to think about how to convince the other party.

    She wanted to say that she will not wash today, but thinking about yesterday at the inn, she simply wiped her head and face, and it is really uncomfortable not to wash today, so she hesitated. But this moment of hesitation allowed Ban Shao to take the lead, and he turned to the cloud with joy and said, "Otherwise, Lord Yun Zhong can help Shang Can!"

    "No!"

    At the moment, she didn't care about any words, Shang Can hurriedly put down the teacup, and despite the slightly loud collision, he repeatedly refused: "I can do it myself, don't bother the clouds, I-"

    "Hey, you're welcome."

    Yunyun didn't speak yet, but Ban Shao persuaded Shang Can for her first: "I also know that you should...cough, a little shy, but think about it carefully, everyone is a woman, you have Yun Zhongjun also has it, and Duan Duan will not take advantage of you. We are also thinking of your safety!”

    Shang Can only felt that her face was getting hot, for fear that Yunyun would really take care of this errand out of good intentions, it would really be fatal - mainly for herself, being caught by Yunyun The psychological pressure of watching the bath was so great that just imagining it made Shang Can feel breathless.

    "Wait, wait a minute, this is a house in the cloud, she just finished cooking, she can't be so **** her, I mean..."

    She scolded Ban Shao a hundred and eighty times in her heart, but she really didn't dare to let Yunyun speak. When she felt that she was going to the end of the road, she suddenly had an epiphany and stood up suddenly.

    "—you're right, I can't see it, it's a little dangerous."

    Shang Can's tone suddenly became much calmer, Wan Shao secretly clenched his fist in his heart, but responded with a smile on his face: "Well, then let Yun Zhongjun-"

    "But I've already eaten other people's employers right now, and I always trouble the cloud. It's inevitable that I'm a little embarrassed."

    She spoke calmly, but Wan Shao suddenly felt something was wrong. Before she could figure out the problem, she heard Shang Can continue: "Look at you now Appreciating the moon here, I must have nothing to do in a while, why don't you come and help me."

    “…”

    Ban Shao almost forgot how to speak for a while, and after a long time of stammering, he said in a trembling voice: "...what?"

    "I mean," Shang Can, who was still in a panic just now, seemed to be very at ease, showing her a warm smile like a spring breeze, "Just ask the demon master to help me take a bath. ."

    Ban Shao was speechless, his first reaction was not to respond to Shang Can, but to look at the cloud beside Shang Can. Seeing that the beautiful woman who had been silent and tacit attitude since the beginning of the topic paused for Shang Can to add tea, and the tea overflowed from the cup.

    She pursed her lips and put the teapot silently aside. There was no turbulence on her delicate face, she only lowered her brows and did not raise her head, so that Wan Shao could only see a few traces of unhappiness in her long eyelashes that were lightly trembling.

    It's over.

    Ban Shao cast a resentful look at Shang Can, who knew nothing, and complained secretly in his heart.

    …I may have to go to sleep in the bridge hole tomorrow.

    The author has this to say:

    Ban Shao, angry and heartbroken, hated that iron cannot become steel.

    Thanks to the little angel who threw the landmines: 1 Fuzhen, 54544873, Baaer;

    Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!