I didn't intend to be a Fairy

"Why is there a horse here?"

"Why is there a Taoist priest inside?"

"Hey! And a cat!"

"Did you pass by here to rest?"

"Sir, why are you here?"

Someone approached Song You and asked.

Song You also got up quickly, and pushed the futon under him back to the front of the statue, so as not to disturb others, then he looked at these people, saluted and replied: "I passed by this time, and saw a temple, so I came in to take shelter from the wind and rest. For a while, did it delay or disturb you?"

"Not at all."

That person was also very kind: "It's just that we're going to worship the Frog God here soon, and it's very noisy. If you want to rest, sir, go two miles over there. It's Zhou Leigong's temple. It's not small. Usually there It’s quite clean, you can go there to rest.”

"Zhou Leigong's temple?"

"Yes, that is a family with you."

"I see."

Song You thought it was interesting, but couldn't help shaking his head.

Then he didn't leave immediately, but asked humbly again: "I heard that this frog god is also very effective. I don't know which god it is?"

"This is our local god." The man was enthusiastic and introduced him, "The Frog God can bless you with no disease and disaster, a long life, and many children. If you want, you can also stay, and Let's sacrifice to the Frog God together, and take care of your feet, legs, and waist after walking for a day, and the pain will be gone immediately, and you are more comfortable than a god."

"So amazing?"

"If you don't believe me, try it, but you have to be sincere."

"That's probably not going to work."

Song You smiled and walked outside.

At this time, a tanned middle-aged man in the crowd looked left and right, looked at the bay red horse, then at the three-colored cat, and then at the Taoist. It seemed that he finally recalled the memory of this Taoist It was the rather strange Taoist whom I had carried last year, whose eyes lit up, and said:

"It's you, sir!"

Song You also stopped immediately, and saluted with a smile: "I've seen the boatman, but I haven't seen him for a year, but the boatman has lost his appearance, and I almost didn't recognize him."

"Why are you here again, sir?"

"The scenery is great."

"Aren't you traveling around the world?"

"Not far."

Song You replied honestly, not lying, and then said politely: "I didn't expect to meet the boatman again, it's really a destiny."

"There is a destiny..."

"Isn't the boatman going to ship today?"

"No ship."

"Is it because you are coming to worship the Frog God today?"

"I haven't been on a boat for almost a month."

"Why? Changed your livelihood?"

"What's the point of going out on a boat? I'm uncomfortable!" The boatman waved his hand, unwilling to elaborate, and then looked at him again, "Sir, you are really a master, I haven't seen you for a year, and almost haven't changed!"

"The boatman has lost a lot of weight."

"We poor people, how can we not be thin? Having a big belly is something that officials and rich people have."

"rational……"

Song You glanced at the boatman's emaciated and frail face, with yellow eyes and black eyes, and said politely, "I heard people say that when you get older, it might be better to be thinner."

"real or fake?"

"But not too thin."

"Haha too."

"I won't disturb you any more."

"Go sir, we are about to begin."

"Farewell."

Song You returned the salute to him and left the temple.

Just now I saw that they seemed to be old friends meeting each other, and no one disturbed them when they were talking, everyone was waiting for them, when they finished chatting and Song You left, the sacrifice began.

This process is not serious, more casual.

First, take turns offering incense and kowtow to pray.

The incense burner was sincere, but the rest of the people were not serious and quiet, but chatted in low voices. It can be seen that this sacrifice is very casual, and there are no formal and obvious rules.

Song You stood at the door, watching and listening quietly.

I heard some of them said that they encountered strange things last night. Someone came down from Yunding Mountain and asked them what year it was and what month and day it is today. Like a lunatic, someone immediately stood up and said that he also met that person I asked him about the disappearance of the magistrate of Shizu County last year, and after listening to him, he seemed to lose his mind and muttered to himself about gods or something.

I also heard that last year, wild beasts gathered at the top of Yunding Mountain. It has been a long time since no one planned to climb Yunding Mountain. Most of the people who planned to climb to the top came here because of the name, and they were persuaded to return. I don’t know about the wild beasts at the top of Yunding Mountain. Why do we get together, and when will we leave.

As soon as one got up, someone immediately took over to offer incense.

Some people talked halfway, and when it was their turn, they immediately knelt down in front of the statue, prayed devoutly, and once they stood up, they joined the small talk again.

By the halfway point, the idol had a glow.

All the smoke from the burning drifted towards the statue, sinking into the statue, as if there was a bottomless pit inside.

After burning the incense, the incense has not been burned yet.

Taking advantage of this time, a leader began to preach to everyone about the Frog God, the Underworld and reincarnation. Most likely, if you believe in the Frog God, you will have a good pregnancy in your next life. Some people have committed crimes and entered the Underworld. Those who deserve to suffer, if you believe in the Frog God, you don't have to.

It is a small means of strengthening the faith.

After the preaching was over, everyone’s incense was burned out, and a wonderful thing happened—there was a little bit of grease oozing from the statue, which reflected colorful brilliance under the sky, which looked like a freshly blown statue. The surface of the raised bubbles, and these people immediately went crazy when they saw this, rushed forward, and licked these grease-like things.

Just one lick, then narrowed his eyes.

Another lick, revealing the color of enjoyment.

After licking a few more mouthfuls, he was already in a euphoria, but he retreated backwards, sat down against the wall or lay down in a mess, his expression was already in ecstasy. Some seem to have hallucinations, either talking alone, or laughing, or reaching out to grab things in the air.

Seeing this, Song You just shook his head.

"Let's go."

Turn around and walk away.

Behind him the bell rang.

The three-flowered cat also took small steps, feeling that every step was jumping up and down, and turned to look at him: "Did that toad make a mistake too?"

"yes."

"Is it the same as Empress Sanhua before?"

"no the same."

"Why is it different?"

"Miss Sanhua is doing her own thing. It was mortals who erected a statue for Mistress Sanhua, burned incense for Mistress Sanhua, and finally moved the statue to the big temple. Mistress Sanhua and the believers are yours. I would like to be exchanged at equal value, relying on hard-working claws to exchange for incense. Mistress Sanhua did not make a mistake, it was Tiangong who made a mistake." Song You said as he walked, his voice was calm, "But the toad in the temple is different, this temple is not the same. Originally it wasn’t his, so he occupied this empty temple, which is fine, but now using this evil method to cheat people’s beliefs and gather incense, it’s really harmful.”

"Occupying other people's temples? This is the most abominable thing!"

"..."

Cats and humans have different concerns.

Song You smiled and didn't correct him, but added: "Using harmful methods to cheat people's beliefs and gather incense is also very hateful."

"I have a way to deal with him!"

"any solution?"

"We found a lot of Maojuzi and Xanthium, and put them on him."

"...It's a good idea." Song You pursed his lips, and said after a few seconds, "But toads don't have hair, so Mao Juzi and Xanthium can't stick to them."

"right!"

Sanhuamao seemed to have just remembered.

Immediately he couldn't help but say something——

"It's ugly!"

"What's so ugly?"

"No hair, so ugly!"

"Is it ugly to be hairless?"

"..."

Sanhuamao looked up at Song You silently, then lowered its head silently, and didn't speak any more.

Song You pursed his lips tightly.

The silence was deafening.

After a few seconds, the three-flowered cat raised its paw, touched his trousers lightly, and looked up at him.

"..."

This comfort is also uncomfortable.

Walked a few steps silently, looked back, the frog temple was still there, no one came out, but people entered one after another.

Song You couldn't help but feel a little strange.

The wonder lies in the boatman.

I just climbed a mountain, and it took me three days. Everything was just three days ago, but in the eyes of others, it was already last year. Since this year, my life has changed a lot.

The wonder lies in the frog god.

When I came last time, although the frog god didn't have the ability to bless people with health, longevity, and many children, he could also exorcise people from evil spirits. Although he was greedy for incense in the world after all, he didn't do anything else. Some Taoist priests might take care of him, but Song You didn't want to take care of him. I didn't expect that he would be regarded as an evil god when he came again this time.

It's embarrassing to think about it.

And people can't help but feel that chasing fame and fortune is never something that talents will do, and goblins, ghosts, and even gods cannot be exempted.

But that toad must be a stupid goblin, too.

Incense is a fatal temptation for mountain goblins, and incense is the life of gods. It is the instinct of ignorant spirits to occupy empty temples. Absorbing incense is also what all gods do. It can be tolerated, and it can also be said that it is intolerable by Shinto and humane.

Even if he doesn't come, unless the magistrates in Changsheng County are incompetent, corrupt and incompetent, and there is no spiritual power in the area, after a while, either the Heavenly Palace or the imperial court, someone will come to deal with him.

It's just that this may be the responsibility of Tiangong, the imperial court, and Taoist priests, but not the responsibility of Fulong Temple.

If no one is in charge of this place, it's fine, Song You might make a move, but since Lei Gong Temple is two miles away, this kind of evil spirit should be under his control, but Song You intends to ask first, look at this Is there another mystery in it, or this famous Lei Gong is eating dry food.

Just past the small village and a tree, there is a small temple in front of it, which is smaller than the frog temple.

Song You walked over.

There is still a sub-menlian at the door:

so bold to come to see me;

Turn around and don't hurt anyone!

Go in and take a look, there is a statue of a god sitting in the middle of it, tall and tall, with a righteous face and angry eyes, but wearing a soap suit, it is Zhou Leigong. There are also a few small statues beside him, which are small gods such as the local land gods and other gods offered by the villagers at will.

"Taoist priest……"

"Um?"

"What are we doing here?"

Song You looked down, Sanhuamao was a little uneasy.

This temple was obviously not as big as the Frog Temple, and it was not as well-built as the Frog Temple, but she obviously felt guilty, and she kept quietly aiming at the statue sitting in the main seat, and her voice became quieter.

Lei Gong is indeed Lei Gong.

So I asked Lei Gong to come out and see him.