I chased the corpse maker and rushed the corpse to a blind date

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Dad opened the tin box where he hid his private money. . . .
“Worthy!”
“Where’s my money!?”
“Bah! Where’s my badge? Why are all my gym badges gone? Could it be that I put them somewhere else?”
“No, I clearly remembered to put it here, in a small wooden box.”
Just when Dad was at a loss,
Jiang Xiao, who was playing with mud on his feet, dragged the Slowpoke he caught by the river and walked into the gate of the gym.
The young trainer was stunned.
Dad looked at Jiang Xiao’s figure dragging Slowpoke, and seemed to think of what was possible. He quickly put down the empty iron box in his hand and chased after Jiang Xiao who returned to his room.
And stretched out his hand and shouted:
“Son! Did you see what I put in the tin box?”
Jiang Xiao stopped, scratching his head as if he had a memory: “Are you talking about money? The stack of private money you hid was found by my mother when she was cleaning this morning, and she said it was going to be added to us tonight. meal.”
“Worthy!”
“That’s the money I’ve saved for two months! I’m still thinking about buying the latest PS10!”
“This is a special for 2122!”
Dad hugged his head in pain, his face extremely annoyed.
I thought to myself, the iron box should be in Kangaskhan’s pocket, it should not be in the utility room behind the training ground.
“that….”
“Where’s my gym badge?”
The young trainer behind him smiled awkwardly.
“right!”
Dad patted his head, stretched out his hand and kept gesturing.
“Son, apart from money, have you seen anything else? For example, a square wooden box with a lot of small iron pieces in the shape of a hexagram?”
Jiang Xiao was stunned.
Putting down the Slowpoke’s tail, he took out the small wooden box Dad said from his muddy trousers pocket.
“That’s right! That’s it!”
“Give it to me!”
Dad took it excitedly, hugged it in his arms, and let out a long sigh of relief.
He even forgot why his small wooden box containing the Gym badge appeared in Jiang Xiao’s trousers pocket, which was highly suspicious in itself.
“If there’s nothing else, I’ll go take a shower first.”
Jiang Xiao caught the Slowpoke who wanted to take the opportunity to slip away again, dragged its tail, and walked to the room.
The old man who came back to his senses behind him blinked his eyes twice, and said with a puzzled expression:
“Why are you catching that thing?”
“Stupid, not easy to raise.”
“Oh, you said this, I said on TV that the tail of Slowpoke is a top ingredient, and it can regenerate and grow again and again.”
“Didn’t this happen to be by the river, picking up a lost Slowpoke and going home.”
“Don’t worry, Dad.”
“No one knows that our family stole Slowpoke’s tail.”
Jiang Xiao smiled and waved his hand.
Under the astonished eyes of the young trainer and the old man, he dragged the struggling Slowpoke and walked back to his room.
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Bang!
The door slammed shut.
The two in the living room looked at each other.
“Cough cough!”
Dad coughed twice in embarrassment and laughed:
“Tong Yan Wuji, that kid in my family is talking to you, making you laugh, haha, how could we possibly eat Slowpoke’s tail, you say yes.”
At this time,
The mother who went out to buy vegetables also came back with Jigglypuff.
She shouted towards the old man who was about to explain something in the living room:
“husband!”
“Our family has dinner tonight and move the back kitchen table to the living room!”
“Guess what our son picked up outside.” The mother waved her hands excitedly, holding a thick stack of hundred-yuan bills.
“Worthy!”
“That stinky boy actually lied to me!”
The old man reacted immediately and understood something.
The private money he hid in the iron box was found by Jiang Xiao and later handed over to his mother.
But the couple’s singing and harmony, combined with the words Jiang Xiao said when dragging Slowpoke before, came together and fell into the ears of the young trainer, but there was something else.
Slowpoke tails, top ingredients, snacks tonight, my son picked up outside….
“…”
“I’m going to call the police.” Young Xun Jiajia secretly took a few steps back.
The Tianwu Gym family in his eyes were clearly extrajudicial fanatics who stole Pokémon.
see,
Dad quickly explained:
“Don’t don’t…”
“How could it be! We are good citizens of Tianwu City who abide by the law!”
“Oh yes! Gym badge!”
“I haven’t given you the Gym badge, have you, come on, lad, I’ll put it on for you.”
Dad smiled awkwardly,
He waved at the retreating young trainer and wiped the sweat from his forehead.
Under the suspicious gaze of the other party, he opened the wooden box in his hand, and a piece of scales shining with colorful luster came into the sight of the two of them.
What a gym badge!
The young trainer’s complexion changed greatly,
exclaimed:
“Grass! [Prism Scale]! You kidnapped a Milotic!”
“No, I’m going to report you to the police!”
The young trainer looked horrified and ran out of Tianwu Gym in a panic.
Dad kept chasing behind him and stretched out his hand to explain something, but the other party seemed to have recognized him as normal, and he kept rushing through his teeth, not giving him too much chance to explain.
finally,
The farce ended with the coordination of Officer Jenny.
at dusk,Several people stood at the entrance of Tianwu Gym, facing Officer Jenny’s questioning, making simple notes.
“Kid, where did you get this [Prism Scale]?”
“I picked it up by the river.” Jiang Xiao said bluntly.
Officer Jenny blinked, thinking that he was lucky enough to pick up such a rare Evolution item.
Then she asked:
“Then why did you catch the Slowpoke? And drag it home roughly.”
Jiang Xiao shrugged, still speaking bluntly:
“I heard that its tail is delicious, so I just… um!”
Half way through,
The old man who was sweating on his forehead hurriedly covered his mouth, and he quickly explained with an embarrassed expression:
“Just kidding, kidding!”
“This kid is just playing, don’t believe it, he has a bad mind, haha~”
“…”
Jenny looked at the father and son suspiciously.
Didn’t say anything in the end.
After releasing the aggrieved Slowpoke back to the river, she rode her motorcycle and drove away from the gate of Tianwu Gym.
at sunset,
The mother in front of the gym folded her arms and held a rolling pin in her hand. After sending Jenny and the young trainer away, the father also looked at Jiang Xiao with a bad expression.
The latter’s eyelids twitched,
I thought to myself, tonight will be a fight.