I chased the corpse maker and rushed the corpse to a blind date

355: Happy New Year
Time flies,
blink,
Half a year has passed.
On the streets of Samsara Town, the lights were festooned and beaming. Even in this dead and depressing world, the residents of the town still can’t forget the custom of “Spring Festival”.
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Big red lanterns hang high,
Spring couplets with blessings written on them are pasted on both sides according to the door.
on the street,
A figure in a black robe hurried past.
passers-by along the way,
He seemed to be very familiar with this young man and greeted him one after another.
“Jiang Xiao!”
“Going to the market so early?”
“It’s not even New Year’s. You can’t buy all the big fish and meat. Our medical center has several foodies. Aunt Liu, I wish you a Happy New Year! Auspicious Year of the Tiger!”
“whee!”
“Your mouth is so sweet, I wish you a Happy New Year!”
“Come on! Auntie will give you a big red envelope!”
“I wish Xiao Jiangxiao from Samsara Town will grow taller and taller. In a few years, my aunt will match you and marry the daughter of the restaurant owner. At that time, it will also add vitality to the town.”
“Uh….”
“Aunt Liu, then I’ll go first! Bye!”
“�G!”
“Don’t want the red envelope? Brat…”
Jiang Xiao’s legs are soaring so fast,
smoke,
I ran away and disappeared. As for Aunt Liu’s red envelope…let’s get it when I return.
After half an hour.
Jiang Xiao reached a market in the southwest of Samsara Town.
The market is crowded,
A lot of people gathered.
Jiang Xiao pondered for a moment, and felt that it would be difficult to squeeze in like this, so he simply threw a Poké Ball into the air, and with the white light flickering, a Gengar of a different color suddenly appeared in his eyes.
“Hahaha….!”
“This king wants to conquer the entire Samsara Town!”
“Step on the pink devil again! Don’t feed it!”
Gengar’s wild laughter,
It attracted many people below to look up.
When they saw that it was the ShinyGengar from the medical hall, everyone was relieved.
Then shrugged,
Continue to haggle with the stall owner.
“what!”
“A spring couplet is going to sell 10 units of dead soul crystals? Who do you think you are! Grab it!”
“The old man’s name was Guangningzi during his lifetime, and he is a recognized expert in the calligraphy and painting circles of the alliance! I sell you 10 yuan for this handwritten Spring Festival couplet, which is already cheap, so don’t be ignorant.”
“No! It’s too expensive!”
“You are an expert in calligraphy and painting, and the stalls next door are all famous calligraphy and painting teachers!”
“It only sells for 5 yuan!”
“It means that the old man is not as good as him? Then you must be optimistic about the young man, Smeargle! Use [Sketch]!”
….
“Whoosh!”
over the market,
Suddenly there was a burst of sonic boom, when I looked again.
Jiang Xiao, who was standing behind everyone, has disappeared without a trace.
mid-air,
Jiang Xiao looked down,
Suddenly his eyes lit up.
in the crowded crowd.
He saw a place where there was a stall selling bacon. The owner of the stall was none other than Aunt Sun, whom he knew well. In addition to selling bacon, Aunt Sun’s stall also sold wine.
“That’s it.”
“Gengar, put me down.”
“okay!”
Gengar, with his porcelain white teeth grinning behind him, did nothing.
Safely landed Jiang Xiao on the ground.
The crowd spread out below,
Subsequently,
The people who were very familiar gathered together. There was more than one Pokémon flying over the market, Gengar, and the crowd was used to this kind of ups and downs.
“Little devil!”
“Buy more bacon, this king loves to eat it!”
Gengar, who was behind Jiang Xiao,
kept urging him,
For fear that Jiang Xiao only buys wine, not meat.
Fortunately, the latter did not spoil it. With a wave of his hand, he directly mentioned half of the bacon from Aunt Sun’s stall, and even bought hundreds of bacon from the next stall.
Looking at Jiang Xiao’s wallet that seemed to be a waste of money,
Aunt Sun’s eyes lit up,
He kept promoting his home-brewed rice wine to Jiang Xiao.
“Little Jiangxiao!”
“Come and see the rice wine made by your aunt’s house, I’m sure you like it.”
“I don’t drink, ma’am.”
“�G~!”
“In this reincarnation town, what kind of man doesn’t drink the rice wine made by your aunt’s house. The rice wine has a low degree of content, which is very suitable for a handsome guy with a long body like you.”
“Auntie quietly told you a little secret, don’t tell anyone else.”
“you say.”
Jiang Xiao looked suspicious,
I don’t know what trick this Aunt Sun is playing.
“The rice wine made by my aunt’s house can promote male development.”
“The bustard from the south comes to order every day.”
“You try it.”
Aunt Sun said,
He scooped a spoonful of milky white rice wine and handed it to Jiang Xiao’s mouth.
The latter resisted at first,
But under the warm reception of his aunt, he couldn’t refuse. He took a sip. Suddenly, a stove seemed to be set up in his chest, steaming hot, even his crotch,
There were also changes.
Is it possible….
What the aunt said is true!
Can this rice wine really have a Helping Hand for men? !
After some consideration,
Jiang Xiao raised his eyes and looked directly at his aunt’s smiling Su eyebrows, and then nodded solemnly.
“Come on a cylinder!”
“Row!”
“My aunt will pack it for you, and I’ll send you to the hospital later.. ”
“Walk slowly! Jiang Xiao!”
Aunt Sun counted the baskets full of dead soul crystals, smiling from ear to ear.
….
after an hour,
It was Jiang Xiao who was shopping at the market again, and then took Gengar to the center of the town.
Soon,
The eaves of the medical hall gradually revealed a corner at the end of the field of vision.
A look of joy appeared on Jiang Xiao’s face.
He kept waving towards the front,
shouted:
“Happiny!”
“Come here to help with the move!”
in an instant,
Blissey, who was on tiptoe at the entrance of the medical hall, who was posting the word “Fu”, turned his head suddenly. When he saw the figure of his master approaching, he just showed a silly smile.
open your arms,
run towards him.
“Buku!”
(Owner!)
Blissey hugged Jiang Xiao and rubbed his chest intimately.
“Okay, okay~”
“Go and help Gengar, it’s about to be crushed into a dog by the New Year’s goods.”
from afar,
Gengar, who was following behind Jiang Xiao, was carrying a mountain of New Year’s goods, and was struggling to float here. The purchased New Year’s goods were piled up like a mountain, so that most of Gengar’s body was covered.
It was panting,
Sweat dripping from under the body is flowing all the way.
“quick….!”
“Come and help this king!”
“I can’t take it anymore!”
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At the moment when the hill-like New Year’s goods slanted to the ground, a pink light curtain passed by Jiang Xiao’s eyes, and then, the scattered New Year’s goods miraculously settled in the air.
“Buku!”
(Anti-Gravity!)
Blissey raised his little hand,
The New Year’s goods suspended in the air also floated towards the door of the medical hall.
Gengar breathed a sigh of relief,
slumped on the ground,
Unstoppable chest ups and downs.
“Bang!”
“Damn little devil!”
“I actually used this king as a donkey cart! Don’t help the handle, what do you mean by just taking a plastic bag! Ah…! This king wants to break up with you!”
“brush!”
Facing Gengar’s complaints,
Jiang Xiao immediately handed out the prepared red envelope.
The latter was stunned,
Some people asked in disbelief:
“This, is this for this king?”
“Happy New Year!”
“Buku!”
(Auspicious Year of the Tiger!)