I chased the corpse maker and rushed the corpse to a blind date

228: Death Table
Apartment building, room 777.
living room.
Several people sat around the long table without moving chopsticks.
Luo was serving the table with an unknown charred substance beside him.Dong’er urged enthusiastically:
“Quick!”
“Try Miss Ben’s craftsmanship!”
“This is my first time cooking, and I didn’t expect the finished product to be so good! It’s full of flavors and tastes! Do you think I would pass the Pokémon nutritionist exam easily?”
“Hmm~”
“It’s delicious!”
Luo Dong’er took off her apron, sniffed the charred meat patty in her hand, and made a sound of intoxication.
“Uh….”
“Throwing poisonous food and abusing Pokémon is punishable by a sentence.”
Wei Shan couldn’t help twitching the corners of his mouth when he heard her boasting and muttering.
Luo Donger’s earlobes moved slightly.
It seems that these “slander” sounds are heard.
She narrowed her eyes slightly, and looked at Wei Shan with a bad look. The latter’s tiger body was shocked, and the cold sweat on the back was frightened, and he almost wet his coat.
See him sitting there stiffly.
Luo Donger snorted coldly.
pouting.
He walked towards Jiang Xiao angrily.
To be approached.
She suddenly changed her face, grinning with two small porcelain white tiger teeth, smiling eyes and eyebrows, lovable, Luo Donger gently tugged at the corner of Jiang Xiao’s clothes, her eyes full of anticipation.
“Jiang Xiao, try it!”
“…”
Jiang Xiao frowned, and the hand holding the chopsticks trembled.
But as soon as he saw Luo Donger’s smile hiding the knife in his eyes, he felt guilty and remained silent for a moment. As soon as he gritted his teeth, Jiang Xiao bit his head and picked up a piece of charred meat pie on the plate.
Luo Donger’s smile grew brighter.
like a little sun.
Very proudly shaking the quirky little head.
“Just out of the pot.”
“Eat while it’s hot.”
“It has beef, onion, pepper, pepper, spring onion and ginger…”
“I learned to make it step by step according to the recipes on the Internet. I can eat it with confidence. It is very nutritious and healthy!”
Luo Donger urged again.
“Guru~”
Jiang Xiao moved his chopsticks tremblingly.
Putting the meat patty with a strange smell into his mouth, he resolutely closed his eyes, like a soldier who looked at death.
“Crack!”
The patty took a small bite.
Everyone was staring at him nervously, and his good brother Wei Shan even took out his mobile phone from under the table, once he found out that Jiang Xiao had any discomfort.
He would call the doctor immediately.
———————xxx———————

At this time.
Jiang Xiao’s chewing has stopped.
He put down the tableware in his hand.
He got up from the seat with a calm expression, and then said softly:
“…I’m going to take a bath, you guys eat.”
“?”
The three of them looked at Jiang Xiao, who was stiff, and walked towards the bathroom step by step. The wooden door was slammed shut, and from time to time they heard a heart-rending vomit.
As if life was short.
“this….”
“It’s time, I’m going to feed Magikarp, bye!”
Wei Shan scratched the back of his head in embarrassment and got up from the seat with a smile.
At the moment of turning around.
He ran for his life into his bedroom.
“Bang!”
The door is closed.
There is even a sign that says “boys’ bedrooms, girls don’t disturb”.
Luo Dong’er stared, turned her head stiffly, and looked at Xiao Lin’s seat, only to realize that Xiao Lin had disappeared without a trace with Charmeleon at some point.
The seats are empty.
Only Lucario, who was holding his chest with both hands and holding a dog’s tail grass at the corner of his mouth, still lowered his eyebrows silently.
Suddenly.
The silent Lucario stood up abruptly.
It’s still that cool look.
“Luca!”
(It’s a good night tonight, it’s a good weather for a night run!)
talking.
It also got up from the seat like the others, and symbolically cleaned up the tableware in front of it. The squid fried rice in the bowl was still the original appearance, not a single grain.
vaguely.
You can also see purple skulls spilling out of the fried rice.
Just as it turned away, Luo Donger, who had been cold-faced, stood up slowly, her eyes narrowed slightly, her eyes were like poisonous snakes dormant in the dark, staring at Lucario.
The latter was sweating with fright.
But seeing the door to happiness is not far in front of him.
It gritted its teeth.
Biting his head, he walked over.
Lucario’s claws were already on the doorknob, and with just a swipe, he could leave this hellish fiendish restaurant.
“Crench!”
The door opened.
The fresh air replaced the burning smell in the living room. Lucario took a few deep breaths greedily and burst into tears. The breath of freedom is so wonderful!
Just when it wanted to step out of the dormitory.
A cold voice came from behind him, which made him stunned in place, trembling all over.
“stop!”
“….for dinner tonight!â€
The corners of Luo Donger’s mouth evoked a strange arc, almost grinning to the back of her ears.
She was carrying the dinner plate.
With a sneer, he walked towards Lucario at the door.
Scary smile.
It looks like the scalp is numb.
….
After half an hour.
Jiang Xiao, who walked out of the bathroom, turned his head and went into his bedroom without stopping.
Just opened.
I saw Wei Shan holding a paper cup tightly against the wall.
Overheard bursts of choking in the living room.
Lucario sat alone on the long table, swallowing plate after plate of food with a painful expression on his face, facing Luo Donger with his arms crossed and Erlang’s legs crossed.
He was staring at it with narrowed eyes.
“Why are you crying?!”
“eat fast!”
Luo Dong’er’s scolding made Wei Shan, who was listening to the wall, tremble with fright. His feet slipped and he almost fell on his back.
Fortunately, Jiang Xiao, who had just entered the door, reached out his hand to stop him.”Boss! You are still alive!”
Wei Shan opened his eyes wide in surprise.
Thinking that the boss is gone forever, I almost called the emergency center.
“nonsense!”
Jiang Xiao’s mouth twitched.
Rolled his eyes.
If I’m not alive, are you still in hell?
But when I think about the tragedy outside.
He shook his head helplessly and let out a sigh of relief.
The living room really can’t stay any longer.
The hellish death table is still roaming the world, and the devil’s cook will use her sauce-soaked hook to force everyone to eat hopeless dark dishes.
“Buku…”
(horrible….)
At the foot of the bed, Blissey, who was chewing on a pack of fruit gummies, also sighed helplessly. Rao was never a picky eater, and it was the first time he met his opponent.
Those things Luo Donger made.
Is it really something Pokémon can eat?
After Jiang Xiao washed up, he lay back on his bed. He rummaged through the system’s prestige mall and put the daily limited purchases of [Training Sandbags] and [Double EXP Cards].
There was a big sweep.
Just as he waved his hand to close the system page.
Jiang Xiao, who was lying on the bed, suddenly froze as if he had remembered something.
He glanced sideways at the trainer e-card on the nightstand.
Immediately, he muttered to himself:
“One of Xiaolan and Happy is level 40, and the other is level 30.”
“…Damn!”
“How could I forget about this!”
“It seems that I have to go back to Luohai City tomorrow to be promoted to the trainer level…”