I Can’t Be The Sword God

Chapter 97

2021-11-22

Chapter 97 Do you think it is an update? It’s actually a testimonial!

Tomorrow noon, for the first time in my life.

This is my first time writing a testimonial, and I plan to write more. If you are too lazy to read it, you can directly drag it to the back to see the update arrangement.

at first I’m still a little bit empty, after all, I’ve never written about this before. Later I heard that the testimonials on the shelves are to sell miserably.

I laughed.

Too bad, if I could sell it for ten dollars a pound, I would be a millionaire tomorrow.

(Who can be worse than me.jpg)

The worst part about me now lies in a very real problem.

First, I don’t like to withdraw money. Second, I really need money now…

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The opportunity to write this book was two months ago, when I quarreled with the stupid manager X of the department. Just quit. Leaders and colleagues persuaded me, saying that she was about to retire, and she would pass.

But I’m right, I don’t think it’s necessary for me to spend a few more months with silly X.

After that, I was not in a hurry to find a job, and I opened this novel when I was bored.

At the time, I was watching “I’m a Monk in Tokyo” and “The Great Doctor Ling Ran”, and I always liked Immortal Sword. I thought the stalk of Ten Mile Slope Sword God was very interesting, but it didn’t seem like there was a novel. Well written this thread.

So, stitching it up, an invincible, handsome, and a bit confused protagonist was born in Ten Mile Slope.

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I have written a few openings before, basically about 300,000 to 50,000 words, so I cut them all.

Because I have a very serious contradiction.

As a reader, I am experienced and picky. At this stage, I cannot see the second page of the overwhelming majority of web articles, so I just abandon the book.

But as an author, I am naive and jerky…

This leads to, every time I read something I write, I feel like, worthy, rubbish, rubbish.

This serious difference between aesthetic ability and creative ability has always troubled me.

Why is this book not cut?

I really want many thanks. My editor has a big brush. He started recommending it from 20,000 words, and gave it all the way to more than 200,000 words without breaking.

Thank you very much.

In the middle of every recommendation, I just go to a class.

Of course, I am most grateful to the readers who have been following, voting, commenting and supporting. You are the fundamental reason why I can persevere.

You have given me a lot of confidence.

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During this period, it may be because of irregular work and rest and diet.

I have both pharyngitis and gastritis.

Coughing incessantly, and then having a stomach ache as soon as I coughed and suffering.

I went to the hospital several times, but they were all chronically ill and did not improve quickly.

Coupled with the lack of income, people are a little anxious and insomnia is getting worse.

It often takes daybreak to fall asleep.

In order to maintain a stable update during the recommendation period, I am in Shanghai and have not moved. The rent, water, electricity, clothing and food…the minimum monthly consumption is very scary…

Type this At that time, my hands were shaking, because I suddenly thought that I could not pay the rent for next month.

But.

In this state, I have always insisted on using a full state to spread joy (huang) and joy (se) between the lines to spread love.

The moved brothers put the move on the public screen.

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Two months, two full months, you don’t know how I came here? !

Finally, wait until today.

It will be on the shelves at 12 noon tomorrow. It may be directly updated with five chapters, or three chapters may be published first, and then two chapters may be published, it depends on the situation.

Then there is the question of adding more, which I thought about for a while.

Now there are more than 30,000 books in the collection. According to the 20:1 rule of the rivers and lakes, it is not too much for me to order 600,000 first?

(Just kidding, crossed it out)

Let me set two lines, which is my real psychological expectation.

One is the bottom line.

Let’s set the first order of 1000. As long as it is higher than this number, I can stabilize 6000-8000 words three times a day for a period of time.

To be honest, this is already considered to be generating electricity for love. No matter how low it is, I really have to find a class… Continue to collect a hundred kinds of stupid X ways of leadership…

One is the addition line.

The first order is 3000, because the follow-up data given by the editor is not bad, so I dare to set a higher value.

To 3000, add one more update. If it exceeds this number, every 100 more, add one more update.

It may be difficult for a newcomer to order a boutique for the first time, but…at my speed, it is also difficult to add more…

It’s fair to think about it this way.

(Yes!)

Yes, there is a tip.

Alliance Leader or something… I didn’t think there would be.

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Let’s talk about piracy again.

In fact, I don’t have that much contempt for piracy in my heart.

Because we, this generation, grew up watching pirated copies. I have been in that kind of bookstore since I was in elementary school.

At first, I watched Jin Guliangwen, and then I saw the 800-page web article, and it felt amazing.

I still remember that I could rent for a week for five yuan and pay a deposit of ten yuan.

Later, I got a mobile phone and started to download the “e-book” of txt. Until high school, I didn’t know what Qidian Chinese was.

When I was most obsessed, I remember when I was just in junior high school, when I watched “Zhu Xian”.

It’s not just for reviewing before the exam, I start to read it halfway through the exam after answering the paper.

Although the invigilator didn’t find it, I was told by the second or fifth boy next door to the head teacher after leaving the examination room…

The head teacher took me to the door of the class, like training SB Trained for half a day.

As a result, I got the first place in my class.

It was also the first time I experienced the fun of “pretending to be slapped in the face” at a young age.

Off topic. (I do it on purpose)

Anyway, I actually know that both pirated and genuine habits are deeply rooted and won’t change because of what I say.

But.

Back to the beginning…

I really need support now…

brothers…

me The book is really interesting to read in the original chapter. Until now, the stalks I buried in the previous article are still being discovered by readers.

If you can, at least make a first order. Or if you are happy with the pirated version, come to the book review area to write a heartfelt praise, and give five yuan or ten.

Together, I can eat more instant noodles and sausages.

The brain is flexible when the stomach is full.

It’s a bit of an exaggeration, but it’s true.

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Tomorrow’s results are really, really, really important, important.

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Finally, let’s talk about ideals.

In fact, aspiring readers should be able to find that I have always disliked writing with a routine and rhythm. Since the book has more than 30 chapters, I have been trying new writing methods, trying to use a few lines to meet. Write a big climax…only to fail.

One is my lack of ability, unable to come up with a complete plot in a hasty time, and the other is the drawback of the invincible flow itself.

At the beginning of about sixty or seventy chapters, I changed my mind again. Perhaps the most suitable mode for this book is simple short, flat and fast.

Tell some clever and interesting stories with a shorter plot and a faster pace, making it look like a sitcom. The rhythm that gives people is relaxed and happy, with a touch of positive energy.

This is what I want now.

Of course, each volume must meet these storylines at the end, and it will be perfect to end together. Previously in First Volume, I didn’t do much, and I promise to do better in the new chapter after that.

The plot aspect will also be more carefully crafted (after all, the money is charged).

Before my advantage may lie in the spoofing between the lines, driving, and shaking the bag, but I know very well that these are condiments.

The real key ingredient is the story.

High-end cooking can often use the most common ingredients… (cross out!)

I will work harder to sweep the list, read other people’s stories, and learn rhythm and Architecture… keep going.

As a person who despises his own words all the time, you really don’t have to worry that I have been using old routines and playing bad stalks all the time…

Because of myself Just can’t accept it.

I’m ashamed to say that, in fact, I haven’t read an online article for several years, and I can’t find one that I like very much.

Because I think a good writer must have good writing and story spirit at the same time, such as Butterfly Blue, Three Days Two Sleeps, Cats, Angry Bananas…

I will also list my favorite Jiangnan separately…

But the authors I like often face a strange problem…

So I can only hope that one day , I can be them and be a writer who makes myself recognized. (But not pigeons)

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To sum up, in one sentence, the latter part of this book is definitely better than the former.

As long as you like this book, you are my best friend.

As long as you pay for the book, that’s my good brother.

If you’ve ever had a shred of joy from this book, and would like to give a shred of joy back to the poor author.

Tomorrow at noon, it’s time!

Bah. huh. huh.

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(I accidentally put more testimonials on the shelves than the main text, or is this also an update?)