I Can’t Be The Sword God

2021-12-03

Chapter 500 Naturally Bad Temper

“Isn’t this a jerk!?”

Three Imperial Teacher Treasures Black Dragon suddenly slapped his thigh in the back: “This old fellow has something, they have discovered the only shortcoming of the big brother!”

Before he finished speaking, the big Imperial Teacher in front suddenly turned his head, his eyes flashing. With the blazing fierce light: “What did you say? How do you know where I am short of?”

Thinking about a knife alone can’t hide his eyes.

“Hey, this…” The three Imperial Teachers immediately sucked in a breath of cold air, never thinking that he was in a hurry to say something, scratched his head, and then gritted his teeth for a while: “Okay, in fact, we When you were studying art in the mountains, it was rumored that the same sect senior and junior brothers would secretly watch it every time you were peeing… After all these years, no one has seen it clearly…”

“It’s too much, I’m hiding far away, you guys still have to…” The Great Imperial Teacher’s right hand couldn’t hold back and began to grasp in the void.

The third Imperial Teacher felt a chill on his neck, and hurriedly said, “Not only did I read it, but also the second…”

Before he finished speaking, the second Imperial Teacher was quick with his eyes and hands. He covered his mouth, and then said: “Don’t listen to Third Brother’s nonsense…big brother is not afraid, I have a solution.”

“What?” The anger in the big Imperial Teacher’s eyes suddenly turned to hope. Because he knew that this Second Brother never said anything insecure, so his voice trembled a little, “Quick… Quickly say it!”

I heard Second Brother slowly say: “If they If it has to be compared to this size, then let’s… just change people. Third Brother has quite an innate talent in this regard, and he is very majestic, so let’s let Third Brother compare.”

“Ah… You said there is a way to refer to this.” The light in the big Imperial Teacher’s eyes went out instantly.

“Otherwise? I’m just a monk, how can I solve this…” The second Imperial Teacher shook his head.

“Yes, I was delusional.” Great Imperial Teacher sighed said.

“Anyway, big brother doesn’t need to think too much. We are all monks. This thing is not useful.” Second Imperial Teacher comforted.

The big Imperial Teacher’s eyes are red: “Second Brother, you don’t understand, some people can’t use it because they become monks, and some people become monks because they can’t use it…”

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The second Imperial Teacher patted his shoulder, “big brother, I understand.”

The third Imperial Teacher also came over and patted the big brother’s shoulder, “I understand too, big brother. “

The Great Imperial Teacher glanced above him, then below him, and said angrily: “You know the shit!”

Opposite.

Several members of the mission and Daoist Yonglin looked at the gloomy and gloomy atmosphere here, and they all showed a confused expression for a while.

“?”

What program are these big bald-headed Liang performing over there?

Daoist Yonglin couldn’t help but take a deep look at Yu Qi’an, thinking that this Old Daoist Priest is worthy of being Li Chu’s master, it’s really something of a mystery. Just saying this, the opponent’s morale dropped instantly.

After a lot of tossing, the big Imperial Teacher over there wiped the corners of his eyes, then rearranged the dharma and stood up: “Okay, then let’s compare the size!”

“Okay Daoist Yonglin bowed his hands to Guojun Bailang and said, “Please also ask Your Majesty to take out eighteen dice from the palace, nine of each of us, and we will separate them into threes and threes. After throwing them in the dice cup, put them together. , isolate it with the True Qi charm, and then open the number of comparison tests in three rounds. Your Majesty randomly decides whether the competition is bigger or smaller in each round. Only in this way can someone use Divine Ability to cheat, which is absolutely fair.”

The monarch looked towards the Great Imperial Teacher, “Can you?”

“So…” The Great Imperial Teacher was somehow absent-minded, hearing this suddenly relaxed, “You said it was bigger than a dice. ?”

Daoist Yonglin looked at him strangely: “What do you think?”

“ah ha ha…” The Imperial Teacher smiled: “I thought it was Pai Gow Well, haha…”

He smiled and wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.

…

When Vermilion Bird slowly woke up, it was with anger.

He was born with a bad temper and was famous for his viciousness.

Among the four elephants, the one who has entered the WTO the most is probably the Divine Beast who was born in the fire. There have been many times in history that Vermilion Bird destroyed the city in one breath.

For it, it’s just a breath. Is it not normal to have a bad breath?

Especially in recent years, Vermilion Bird has become more and more uncomfortable.

Because it is the Divine Beast bred by flames, a family actually appeared in the world to compete with it.

The people of that family have been cultivating for generations and want to use their own gods to conquer the Divine Beast of Vermilion Bird. They tried every means to suppress themselves, and the dignified Divine Beast Vermilion Bird failed to kill them over and over again.

After a few battles where even it felt threatened, Vermilion Bird decided to hibernate for a while in the Secret Realm. It just doesn’t know it yet, the new location of Vermilion Bird Secret Realm has been discovered.

It was woken up by a chicken.

Anyone who wakes up and suddenly sees a chicken will not be in a good mood.

Even if it is a golden rooster, the hegemon of chickens.

Then Vermilion Bird stood up and spread out a pair of huge flame wings covering the heavens, shielding the sun, and the Vermilion Bird fire wave of scarlet gold spun around it, adorning this divine body.

If Vermilion Bird could speak the human language, it would probably also say, “I’m so angry right now!”

Then the chicken knelt down.

That’s right, he fell to his knees under the pressure of Divine Beast.

The golden-bright and dazzling golden rooster claims to be able to fight Vermilion Bird, but it is only in groups, and the fighting intent is not lost. In the duel, facing the imposing manner of Vermilion Bird, it can’t have any idea of frying.

But… can I be forgiven by kneeling?

Obviously not.

Boom——

Vermilion Bird didn’t even look at it, but with a slight flick of its wings, dozens of flames flowed out from the bird’s feathers, like a meteor shower. He shot at the golden rooster below.

Kill!

Boom boom boom boom…

This blow also shows the fiery temper of Vermilion Bird. To send out dozens of lines is to smash the ground upside down before it can vent its anger!

I’m a Vermilion Bird with a bad temper!

Anything else is killing!

It was a blatant humiliation to Vermilion Bird that these filthy little creatures dared to enter their Secret Realm!

So it exhaled one mouthful of impure air fiercely.

Phew——

This is the surging tide of the entire Flame World.

So Vermilion Bird fluttered its wings, and it went to kill all the ants that dared to invade this world, and not a single ash was left!

Unlike Li Chu, he knows his own world like the back of his hand, but in an instant, he finds the next golden-bright and dazzling target.

Another golden rooster.

I found you.

Boom——

Vermilion Bird’s figure, covering the heavens, shielding the sun, instantly fell in front of this golden rooster.

Kill…

Just when Vermilion Bird was about to vent his anger again, he suddenly felt a strange breath, raised his head, and saw a small silhouette .

Although he is small, but…he circulates around him, the breath from that world…

Why would such a person appear in his own world?

So it restrained its wings in an instant. After carefully looking at the person, it made a decision in an instant, and passed a message of goodwill.

“Hello.”

(end of chapter)