I Can’t Be The Sword God

2021-11-18

Chapter 487 The Hospitality of Zeeland Village

“Our people in Sealand Village are the most hospitable.”

The old man, dressed in simple gray cloth, smiled and greeted everyone into the village. A stone tablet stands at the entrance of the village, with the words “Western Orchid Village” inscribed.

“It turns out that Xilan Village is the abbreviation of Orchid Village in the Western Regions.” Lao Du whispered with a smile: “Why not just call it broccoli.”

Wang Longqi said with a smile: “Why don’t you just call it cauliflower.”

Lao Du said with a smile: “Then just call it…”

Before he could say anything, Wang on the side Longqi and Yu Qi’an extended the hand to cover his mouth at the same time and said, “Don’t talk about this stuff, ominous.”

“Okay…” Lao Du hurriedly raised his hand to surrender and was released After opening, he muttered: “I’m not afraid.”

Yu Qi’an and Wang Longqi said fiercely at the same time: “I’m not afraid!”

After saying a few words After kung fu, the old man led the entire group to the largest courtyard in the village. Although it can’t be called very grand, there are also a few small courtyards and masonry mansions, which are rare in this village.

“This is our village chief’s house, and only his house can accommodate a few people for the night.” After the old man finished speaking, he turned around and called for the door, “Village chief! Look, I brought it to you. What a good thing! Hurry up and open the door!”

Everyone: “…”

Although I think the old man’s words are a bit inappropriate, but if you say that you are not a good thing, you can’t say it. , in short, it’s hard to refute…

Not long after, a stout farmer who looked like a family member opened the door, led a few people in, and saw a fat old man sitting in front of the hall in slightly rich clothes man child.

“Aiya, the guests came to the door, old man excuse me for not going out to meet you hahaha.” The village chief smiled and got up to greet you, and then asked, “I don’t know where they came from. Huh?”

“I am a Taoist priest who came from Dongtu Heluo and traveled to the Western Regions for cultivation. We passed by the treasure land and stayed overnight. It was really annoying.” Yu Qi’an replied immediately.

“Don’t disturb, don’t disturb.” The village chief said with a smile, “Our people in Xilan Village are the most hospitable and most like to receive foreign guests!”

…

At the same time, just at the entrance of the village where Li Chu and the others passed by, a tall young man with a brow stick behind him also came here.

“Western Orchid Village…”

The young man had long yellow hair, thin cheeks, and refined eyes. He was about to step forward when he heard a shout from the side.

“Hey! What are you doing?” Four or five brawny men sprang from the roadside, scolded.

The young man smiled and cupped his hands: “Everyone, I’m a traveler who passed by this place, and I was lost by the great storm just now. Seeing that it’s getting late, I want to find a place to stay, but it’s inconvenient…”

Hearing the young man’s request, several brawny men in Naxilan Village responded politely.

“get lost!”

“Inconvenient!”

“How far is it to die!”

“Go further The previous step broke your leg!”

“…”

The young man heard this, and suddenly showed an angry look, “It’s not convenient, it’s not convenient, why are you scolding people?”

“Cursing? You’ll hit you no matter how much ink you write!” The brawny man headed to the young man pointed at the young man, “Shut up or not?”

“hmph…” The young man was coldly snorted, his eyes fixed With a few people, he said word by word, “Get out.”

After saying that, he turned around and left without looking back.

While walking, he whispered to himself: “You will avenge your grandfather and father in the future, you must preserve your usefulness, and you cannot fight Qi with these people… Except Li Chu, no one is worth it You shot!”

……

“We really feel the hospitality of the people of your village.”

Facing a large table of richness Yu Qi’an couldn’t help but admire the delicious food.

Looking at the beasts in the mountains, the wild geese in the clouds, the cattle and sheep on the land, and the fresh seafood in front of them, the entire group showed an excited look, especially the little koi, which stood up and shivered.

“Should I say it or not, it’s better to eat here than at the King’s Palace.” Wang Longqi also said: “Even if the oysters are delicious, you can’t eat them all at once.”

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“Our Xilan Village is like this, friends come and have good wine…” The village chief suddenly turned his head and smiled again, and said no more.

“Wine is really good wine.” After drinking a few more glasses, Wang Longqi felt a little overwhelmed, stood up again, and said, “I’m going out to get some air.”

Outside the yard The night was dark, and except for the village chief’s house, no lights were on in the rest of the houses. Standing in the back garden, when the evening wind blows, I feel relaxed and joyful.

So Wang Longqi unbuttoned his waistband.

“I drink a lot of urine and drink a lot…”

As he was urinating and his eyes wandered, he saw a bird fly up from the garden and land in the distance on a pillar of the courtyard.

The next second, a red light suddenly bounced over and swept away the bird in an instant…

Wang Longqi’s pupils suddenly dilated, he could see clearly, that It is clearly a long tongue! The wind was blowing from that direction, with a faint smell of fishy smell.

“You monsters!” Wang Longqi turned around and ran away, running back to the banquet with three twists and turns, shouting, “There are monsters, there are monsters!”

” What’s wrong?” Li Chu hearing this stood up.

Yu Qi’an reached out and covered the eyes of the little koi.

Lao Du quickly persuaded: “Seven young masters, let’s not say anything else, just put up your pants.”

“Yeah…” Wang Longqi noticed that He was so shocked that he forgot about this, and he quickly said while raising his pants: “I was in the back garden just now to breathe, and I saw a monster! A long tongue with a fishy smell…”

“impossible !” The village chief shook his head firmly and said, “We in Xilan Village are outstanding people, and we have never had a monster in the past few hundred years.”

Li Chu closed his eyes, then opened them, and said, “This place There really isn’t any Monster Qi.”

Wang Longqi said: “Impossible, what I just saw, absolutely impossible is…”

“Qi Shao, are you drinking too much? ?” Lao Du helped him sit down and said, “Don’t worry, my master is here, as long as there is a little bit of Monster Qi exposed by a monster, the Pure Yang Sword will pass directly, what are you afraid of?”

” Also…” Wang Longqi sat down, shook his head, and wondered if he had read it wrong.

Everyone was talking at once when everyone heard a silver bell-like laughter from outside the house.

“I heard from my family that there are several guests from Heluo, grandfather, you don’t ask me to come and see.”

There was a ringing sound, and I saw A woman in a gorgeous red dress turned around the hall, with a bright face and coquettish eyes, and came to the banquet in a few steps.

Seeing Li Chu, he suddenly closed his mouth: “What a handsome Taoist priest.”

“Chan’er, impudent is not allowed.” The village chief scolded with a smile, but With doting eyes in his eyes, he was introduced to everyone: “This is my granddaughter. I’m used to being arrogant since I was a child. Please bear with me.”

“It’s okay.” Yu Qi’an waved his hand with a smile.

Wang Longqi also suddenly pulled Duranke, whispered: “This woman seems…not right.”

“en? What’s wrong.” Old Du asked in confusion. .

“Anyway…it doesn’t look like a person. I suspect that the monster I just saw is her.” Wang Longqi scratched his head and said speculatively.

“Seventh Young Master, you can’t just say that people are not people just because they are good-looking.” Old Du laughed.

“That’s the feeling…you haven’t communicated deeply with Banshee, you don’t understand.” Wang Longqi shook his head.

“…” Lao Du was silent for a while, not knowing what to say for a while.

After all, when it comes to this experience, he really can’t compare with Wang Longqi.

At this time, Wang Longqi glanced at Yu Qi’an, and one old and one young looked at each other, and there seemed to be deep meaning in their eyes.

“Hmm…”

Wang Longqi immediately firmed up his thoughts and said, “I have to find a way to test her.”

( End of this chapter)