I Can’t Be The Sword God

2021-11-18

Chapter 459 Golden Lotus and Anemone

Puff.

The bustling banks of the big river are still full of people from Jixiangfu who want to get rich by fishing. At this time, a young farmer’s axe accidentally fell into the river, making a muffled sound.

“Aiya, my new axe!” the young farmer cried out, “It’s worth a silver tael!” What does an axe do?”

The young farmer asked strangely, “How can anyone fish without an axe?”

Looking at the deep water in the river, the heavy axe would never fall into it. Possibly picked up. The young farmer was about to mourn for him when he suddenly heard a strange sound of waves.

I heard the crash-bang sound of water surging, and there was a black-faced old man in a simple robe who was held up by the waves and came to him from the river.

Behind the black-faced old man was a small flag with two distinct letters in red on a blue background: “River God”.

“It’s actually Lord River God?”

I don’t know who shouted, and all the people around gathered to watch the fun.

Seeing the black-faced river god showing a kind smile to the young farmer, he said warmly, “young man, why are you crying here? Did something fall into the river?”

“Yes, yes, Lord River God!” The young farmer nodded again and again, “My newly bought axe fell into the river!”

“Haha, don’t worry, it’s a trivial matter.” Lord River God smiled slightly, then scooped out a flower with both hands, each holding up a flower.

There is a golden light on the left and a silver light on the right.

The River God said with a smile: “So, did you drop this Golden Lotus or this Anemone?”

The crowd was in uproar.

In the eyes of everyone’s admiration, the young farmer also showed a surprised look, he was stunned, he looked at the black-faced river god in front of him, and replied, “You fool, you didn’t hear me say it. Is it an axe?”

“…”

After a few seconds of silence from the group.

The black-faced river god actually smiled and said: “You really are an honest young man, then I will give you both gold and silver lotus flowers.”

” I…” The young farmer opened his mouth, and he was about to breathe out a fragrance.

River God raised his hand again, showing a mysterious smile.

“You may not know what these two lotus flowers are for…”

After saying that, he threw the Golden Lotus into the air, loudly said: “Great!”

The Golden Lotus rose in the sky and turned into a big lotus pedestal with a three-foot radius in an instant.

“These are the two lotus pedestals on which the legendary Buddha sat before he climbed Spiritual Mountain. This Golden Lotus flower is infused with Buddha nature and surrounded by thunder, and its spirituality is no weaker than any Innate Spirit Treasure. Its most miraculous effect is that when monks recite sutras, meditate, and practice meditation on it, they can…not get hemorrhoids.”

“Clams?” The crowd exclaimed in shock.

Hemorrhoids, for the Buddhist Disciple who meditates all the year round, are simply the biggest obstacle on the way to Buddhahood.

And this lotus platform actually has such a magical effect!

The young farmer seemed to finally realize the magic of the thing in front of him, and asked in a trembling voice: “So…what is the magical effect of anemone?”

“Hehe, this silver flower? Lotus…” The black-faced river god lowered his voice and said slowly, “It is the night-use type of the Golden Lotus.”

“…”

Everyone on the bank sucked in a breath of cold air.

I can’t believe I can see such a rare treasure in my lifetime.

The river god handed the two lotus flowers to the young farmer and said, “If you give these two treasures to the world’s dignitaries, not to mention the prosperity, gold is still indispensable.”

“Not bad…” The young farmer’s eyes were dazzled, muttered: “I will dedicate this thing to… the emperor! It will definitely be exchanged for a lot of rewards.”

“You bastard…”

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Hei-faced River God’s swear words were clearly on his lips, but he still swallowed them.

He gritted his teeth and continued to try to persuade him: “Young man, there is no need for this. Don’t you have an Imperial Family younger generation who is stupid and rich?”

“Well…but my axe is still…” The young farmer was still pondering, as if he wanted to say something.

Before he could say anything, the black-faced river god grabbed his collar and said angrily in his ear: “Your mother-in-law, hurry up and take these two treasures to the Han Wangfu for money today. , but if it’s later, I’ll make your whole family unable to make it through tonight! Do you think Lao Tzu’s river god was elected? Lao Tzu’s territory was fought back! Do you understand?”

“… …” The young farmer blinked, then bowed deeply, “Sir River God, please forgive my disrespect, thank you for your gift, I will go to complete your great instructions, goodbye.”

…

In the Palace of the King of Cold.

In the clean room, sandalwood curls.

With a flattering smile on his face, King Han sat opposite the Zen master.

The longer he got to know the Zen master, the more he felt that his previous self was so sleazy that he lived several decades in vain. He firmly vowed to quit drinking and quitting meat for the rest of his life, and as for rebooting… think about it again.

In short, it is the Zen master who opened the door to the New World for himself and ignited the light of life for himself. Only the Zen master can have eternal faith.

After getting the treasure, he also couldn’t wait to offer it to the Zen master.

“Zen Master, Disciple just spent a lot of money to get two Buddhist Supreme Treasures. I don’t know if Zen Master likes it.” King Han said with a smile.

“oh?” Jin Bodhisattva smiled and nodded: “His Royal Highness Han has a heart, I don’t know what Buddha Supreme Treasure is?”

“It is the legendary Buddha who sat before he became a Buddha. To the lotus pedestal.”

King Han respectfully placed a pair of lotus pedestals on the table.

“Golden Lotus flowers are used for daily use, and Anemone Lotus is used for night use. It is said that sitting on it, chanting scriptures, meditating, and practising Zen meditation can … prevent hemorrhoids.”

“…”

Kim Bodhisattva’s smile gradually stiffened and he fell silent.

Then he slowly asked back: “Your Highness, King Han, do you think this poor monk will be troubled by this?”

His deep eyes stared at King Han with a sense of emptiness.

King Han hurriedly lowered his head and said, “It’s Disciple that’s abrupt, the Zen master has Supreme wisdom and Supreme great magic power, how could he have the same troubles as those ordinary monks, I’ll return this thing… …”

“There’s no need to bother, since it was the prince’s intention, then I’ll take it with a grain of salt.” Jin Bodhisattva heard this, and suddenly said quickly.

“Ah…” King Han was stunned and raised his head.

Seeing that the lotus pedestal on the table had disappeared for some time, Jin Bodhisattva immediately put it away, as if afraid that he would go back on it.

“Of course, I repeat, the treasure I take, but I definitely don’t need it.” Kim Bodhisattva repeated reserved.

“Yes, of course the Zen master is not useful.” King Han was cautiously nodded, and then left trembling with fear.

And on the other side, in the world full of infinite golden light.

The Buddha-like golden Bodhisattva sat on the huge lotus pedestal and looked at the two lotus pedestals with Supreme Treasure eyes, with an uncontrollable smile on his face.

“There is such a treasure in the world, it’s a pity that I only saw it today.” He murmured, and then shouted: “Great!”

With an order, Golden The Lotus platform slid up in the air, facing the storm.

It was just that this time it rose to about one person’s height, and it stopped getting bigger, but stopped slowly in front of Kim Bodhisattva. Across the layers of delicately carved petals like natural petals, Jin Bodhisattva can see, and there is a faint shadow inside…

A…

Although I can’t see the face and figure, but I can already feel the shadow that should be extremely handsome.

(end of this chapter)