I Can’t Be The Sword God

2021-11-18

Chapter 412 I am also very suspicious!

In Medicine King Town.

A few wisps of blue smoke floated up, gradually converging into a clear silhouette with fluttering clothes, dive poise and sagelike features.

The two heads squeezed in front of the incense burner, as if rushing to kowtow.

That silhouette is the Cloud Heart Temple spectator, Yu Qi’an, whom I haven’t seen for a long time.

The two who are rushing to incense to Yu Qi’an are his good disciple Sun Duranke and his good confidant Wang Longqi.

“What’s the matter?” Old Daoist Priest asked leisurely: “I only remembered me when something happened. I don’t usually burn incense and hold my feet temporarily.”

“Eh… …” Wang Longqi seemed to think of some unbearable to look at scene, and hurriedly said: “It’s time, let’s not talk about these heavy tastes.”

“Where did you brat want to go? .” Old Daoist Priest scolded sullenly.

“If it was the Queer girl in Tenderness or the Drunk Moon girl in Taogulou, I would be better off holding my feet.” Wang Longqi replied: “The last time it would be the Linxiang girl in Full Spring Building. Beautiful feet, Yu Guanzhu, your feet… Forget it.”

“Look at you brat who has never seen the world before, just take a few vulgar fans and consider them beautiful feet.” The Old Daoist Priest shook his head and sneered, “If you’ve seen Fairy Qin from Xuan Moon Pavilion or white jade from Beijing…”

“You two don’t let go.” Duranke hurriedly begged them: “Let’s get down to business first, shall we?”

Otherwise, with his knowledge of these two old but still lecherous, he can definitely follow these girls all the way to the origin of human foot fetish.

“You know what to say.” Old Daoist Priest gave the two of them another sullen look.

“It’s like this, Master Ancestor, the major event is not good.” Duranke said worriedly: “The master was taken away by the people of King Han, and it is said that he will be brought back to the auspicious mansion for interrogation.”

“Why take him?” asked the Old Daoist Priest.

“Because of Li Chu, he touched the ass of the ninth lady of the Han Palace.” Wang Longqi said enviously.

“Aiya!”

Old Daoist Priest hearing this, seems to be extremely shocked, patted his thigh, his eyes are full of surprise rays of light.

When Durank and Wang Longqi met, they thought it was a tricky matter, and they frowned immediately.

Unexpectedly, after being shocked for a while, Old Daoist Priest started to burst into tears. She couldn’t help covering her face with her sleeves and sobbed.

“Hmm…”

“Yu Guanzhu, it’s not.” Wang Longqi quickly waved his hand and said, “Why are you still crying?”

“Yes. Ah, Master Ancestor, even if he commits to molest women, he will be more serious, that is, if he beats dozens of boards and shuts them down for a few months, he will not be able to cry.” Lao Du was also comforted.

“You guys know shit!”

“I’m sobbing with joy.” Old Daoist Priest sobbed and raised his face: “I brought this discipline from childhood to adulthood to teach After being with him for more than ten years, he looks like me, innate talent, cultivation base, sense of justice…”

“…” The two were speechless for a while.

“Only about feelings, he’s dead and alive, I’m anxious!” Yu Qi’an sighed like an old father: “It’s alright, my discipline finally knows about women Well, he will finally touch a woman’s butt…”

“Yu Guanzhu…” Wang Longqi grinned and said, “Although you said so, but the matter of molesting a woman from a good family… …It’s not worth advocating, you’re so happy to be like this…a little bit undermining the legal system.”

“That’s true.” Yu Qi’an nodded and said, “Then let him be punished by the law. , I’ll organize a blind date for him after I come back, anyway, on the terms of my discipline, girls who like him are not allowed to go from Hangzhou to the Western Regions.”

“Master Ancestor!” Duranke waved his hand, He had to interrupt again: “The key is, this matter has not been settled! I am the master, he is probably wronged, he did not molest good women!”

“Ah? “Yu Qi’an was disappointed when he heard this. After being stunned for a while, he sighed: “Then I’m happy for nothing.”

“tsk tsk tsk…” Wang Longqi shook his head and sighed: “How can a child educated by such a master grow up? Don’t worry about going to jail.”

“Ah—” Yu Qi’an was disappointed for a while before asking, “What’s going on? Tell me clearly.”

“That’s it…”

Lao Du began to tell the story: “Aren’t we staying in Yaowang Town? There is also a ninth lady from the Han Palace, Lady Wenxiang. This Lady Wenxiang is here. , has been a bit weird…”

“When I was not good, she tried to seduce me several times, and when I was good, she tied me up and whipped me again.” Wang Longqi interjected at the right time.

“Huh…” Yu Qi’an shook his head: “I didn’t expect you brat to be good at this.”

“I didn’t do it voluntarily.” Wang Longqi added.

“It’s alright, alright, we’re all sons and daughters of the rivers and lakes, and there’s nothing to be sorry for.” Yu Qi’an said, “I don’t have much interaction with people in your circle, but I have met a few by chance over the years. A big guy in the circle, I’ll introduce you to me later.”

“You’d better meet by chance…” Wang Longqi ill-humoredly said.

“Hey…” Seeing that the conversation between the two began to go down three ways, Lao Du had to raise his hand again to interrupt, “Is there anyone who cares about my master’s life? “

“You continue.” Yu Qi’an’s thoughts returned from the big guy in the circle back to the good discipline.

“She always wanted to get close to Seventh Young Master, but just now, she came to our attic to find my master. After talking with him, I went downstairs and suddenly charged ahead, shouting indecent assault while running. It happened that King Han came to take her back to the house, and just before the car arrived at the attic, he saw this scene. King Han was naturally furious when he saw it, but there were two old Divine Doctors, Changchun Old Man and Xuanhu Weng, who gave the master a character platform. , he didn’t dare to do anything to the master immediately. So he took him back to the prison in Jixiangfu, and said that he would be carefully interrogated and investigated, and the truth must be found out.”

Duranke finished speaking and went down again. a conclusion.

“I feel more like immortal jumping, or she unilaterally framed the blame. But the master has no grudges against her. I don’t know why she did this. If you don’t get it, will you destroy it? ?”

“Actually, with Li Chu’s ability, those people can’t help him at all.” Wang Longqi continued: “But this kind of thing is not a joke, if he forcibly escapes, he will be in the future. Not to mention being hunted down by the Han Palace, it means that there is a ghost in your heart. If it spreads out, it is a social death.”

“If it was deliberately framed, it would be a bit vicious. “Yu Qi’an touched his chin, “This kind of thing is not serious, but it can really destroy a person’s entire reputation. If it is not solved, the whole life in the future will be tainted…”

“Yeah.” Old Du nodded again and again.

“Are you sure that Li Chu really did not do it?” Yu Qi’an finally asked.

“Yu Guanzhu, don’t push yourself up against others.” Wang Longqi rolled his eyes and said.

“I believe in the character of my master, he would never do such a thing.” Duran said heavily.

“I believe Li Chu’s looks more. If he wants to do something, he doesn’t need to do it at all.” Wang Longqi also said.

“It sounds reasonable…” Yu Qi’an nodded and said, “If he is indeed innocent, then I will recommend someone to you, she should have a way to prove this. I’m sorry.”

“oh?”

Both eyes lit up.

……

“Madam.” In the Prince Han’s mansion, Fangfang, the little maid approached, and asked in a low voice, “Then Little Daoist Priest really underestimates you?”

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“Naturally it’s fake.” Wen Xiang shook her head, frowning and said, “It’s just an order from the mountain, and I have no way to deal with him like this.”

“Ah… Fangfang showed an unbearable look, “How pitiful is that Little Daoist Priest.”

“Yeah, I also feel so guilty.”

Thinking that her handsome face was misunderstood because of her, her heart was also tangled, “But I was only able to survive because of the grace of Duanbei Mountain since I was a child, and I vowed to repay Duanbei Mountain, How can it be disobedient?”

“But why do you have to deal with Little Daoist Priest on the mountain?” Fangfang asked again: “He doesn’t look like a bad person.”

“According to The real contact person said that it was he who prevented us from contacting us, which delayed the mission on the mountain.” Wenxiang explained.

“Is that possible…” Fangfang pouted: “That connector is a bad person?”

Her thoughts are very simple, and the masters on Duanbei Mountain must all know are good people. The appearance of Little Daoist Priest must not be a bad person.

This is an exclusion method, and it can only be that the connector in the middle is bad.

“You this girl…” Wenxiang laughed and said with deep conviction: “It makes sense!”

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“jie jie jie jie Jie!”

At this moment, the connection person, Brother Xi, also burst into laughter.

“How can his cultivation base be as high as he is? Would he dare to get out of the cell? If he dares to escape, he will bear the name of this woman who molested a good family for the rest of his life.”

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“But if he doesn’t escape, he still can’t explain this matter. Even if it’s not a serious crime, the King of Cold will never let him go. As a last resort, he still has to escape from prison.”

“I’m going to find someone to spread the word about this”

“when the time comes…”

“I just want him to die socially!”

“Well done.” He Tu, the commander of Duanbei Mountain, stood in front of him, “I just asked you to think of a way to deal with him. I didn’t expect you to think of such an immoral trick directly.”

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“It’s all good leadership and teaching.” Guan Brother Xi said flatteringly with a smile.

It’s just that this compliment doesn’t seem to make the other party happy.

The smile on He Tu’s face disappeared instantly.

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Hang King Ji Bangying also has some headaches about how to deal with this Little Daoist Priest.

If you follow the law, it’s just a few boards, it won’t hurt at all for this kind of cultivator. But this Little Daoist Priest has some identity after all. I heard from the two old Divine Doctors in Yaowang Town that he had just made a great contribution and was awarded by the court song, and he will be admitted to the palace for a while. If it is easy to shout and kill, it will be difficult to get along with the emperor.

But I just let him go, tattooed Xiang’s ass… own face… I can’t get over it all.

Actually, the cultivators who violate the law should be dealt with by the Skyward Tower, and the punishment will be more severe. But his relationship with Skyward Tower has never been close, at most everyone minds their own business. If you leave it to them, you may not be able to make a decision that satisfies you.

While he was struggling, people from Skyward Tower actually came to the door.

And not just ordinary people.

A white-robed Great Commander in the Auspicious House of Skyward Tower walked in with a female cultivator who was quite weighty on the rivers and lakes.

“His Royal Highness the King of Cold…” The white-robed leader introduced: “This is the famous ‘prostitute nemesis’, Ling Feng daoist. She knows that you are dealing with a repair work now. He took the initiative to come to help in the case of the frivolous ninth lady of the palace.”

“Ling Feng is a daoist.” King Han immediately paid respect.

This Lingfeng daoist is dressed in a black robe, his face is unclear, his facial features are correct, but he feels very indifferent and old-fashioned, without any sense of beauty. It will make people unable to help but think about what wrong things they have done today that are not virtuous.

Her name was also quite famous in the Heluo Dynasty.

In the past rivers and lakes, cultivators used Divine Ability to bully ordinary women repeatedly. In the final analysis, it is because the cultivator has the blessing of Divine Ability, it is too easy to violate mortals, and the evidence of committing the crime is difficult to find.

Ling Feng daoist began to study various Divine Ability and Magical Artifact for this kind of crime several decades ago. Over the years, there have been no one thousand or eight hundred thieves arrested by her hands. With her efforts, the crimes committed by cultivators on the rivers and lakes of insulting ordinary women have dropped by 60%.

The previous year, the Empress Dowager of the Dynasty specially commended her at the Heluo Celebration and gave her a gold medal, which was a great honor.

Therefore, even the generals and princes should treat her with courtesy.

“After I learned about this, I made a special trip to share the worries of the prince.” Ling Feng daoist said straight to the point: “I also ask the prince to ascend to the hall immediately. There is a way to confirm whether the Taoist priest is frivolous with the Ninth Lady.”

“Then there will be a daoist.” King Han thanked.

Not long after, the case was raised in the government office of Jixiangfu. With the power of King Han in the North, this is a matter of one sentence.

The three people sitting in the hall are King Han, Skyward Tower White Robe and Lingfeng Daoist.

Then, Lady Nine and Little Daoist Priest were brought up.

Li Chu still looks peaceful, apparently believing that the Qing is self-cleaning.

The tattoo girl was rather frowning.

For some reason, this incident spread very fast in Jixiangfu. In just half a day, people in the streets and alleys knew that there was a handsome Little Daoist Priest named Li Chu from Jiangnan, who was bold and frivolous. The ninth lady of the Han Palace.

As a result, a large crowd of spectators quickly gathered in the hall.

And at the front of the crowd, there is a brocade Young Master with strong features and a black-faced Taoist priest.

Wang Longqi looked at the court and wondered, “You said that with Yu Guanzhu’s virtue, how could he have made friends with this prostitute nemesis of the Heluo Dynasty? Logically speaking, Ling When Feng daoist saw him at first glance, he should have been sentenced to be delayed?”

“Oh.” Lao Du sneered: “My Ancestor Master’s ability to deal with women, connecting to heaven penetrating the earth!”

“Good guy.” Wang Longqi shook his head and said, “You are more and more like Li Chu.”

In court.

Ling Feng daoist asked indifferently: “Mrs. Jiu, is it true that you said that the Little Daoist Priest is lighter than you?”

“Well… yes.” Wen Xiang Lowly nodded and said.

“Little Daoist Priest, can you plead guilty?” Ling Feng daoist asked Li Chu again.

“It’s absolutely nothing.” Li Chu said calmly.

“Okay…” Lingfeng daoist stood up, “I’m here to prove this.”

She walked slowly to the tattoo and said: ” Ninth Madam, please turn around.”

Wen Xiang listened to her words and turned her back nervously.

I heard Lingfeng daoist loudly say: “I will now display a kind of Divine Ability, but anyone who has touched your body within twelve hours will show traces. If he is really frivolous than You, that must not be hidden.”

After saying that, she held up a bottle of medicine powder and didn’t sprinkle much, just pointed a little, and a cluster of white powder fell evenly on the incense. Buttocks like a full moon.

Then he shouted again: “Xian!”

xiu——

That layer of medicine powder actually showed fluorescence in the daytime.

What’s even more amazing is that some of them do not show fluorescence, it is a mark of a slap!

“What?”

The audience in the courtroom burst into an uproar.

I can’t believe that this Little Daoist Priest put on airs actually has something to do with it?

King Han was also furious and stood up: “You Daoist, will you deny it to me again?”

Li Chu’s face was still calm, and he heard Ling Feng daoist again. Said: “His Royal Highness Han, don’t be impatient, it is still uncertain that it is the handprint of this Little Daoist Priest.”

She turned her head, looked towards Li Chu, and said: “Put your hand out Come here and press on this handprint.”

“en?” Li Chu then looked towards her with a black line on his face.

“If you want to prove your innocence, just press it.” Ling Feng daoist shouted.

Li Chu had no choice but to put his hand on it and leave in a hurry.

I saw that layer of phosphor flickered, then dimmed, as usual.

Ling Feng daoist said: “His Royal Highness, this handprint…is not his.”

“Ah?” ?”

At this time, Wang Longqi, a strong features man in the hall, raised his hand and shouted, “I admit, I also came from Yaowang Town, and I was also in that attic. The suspicion is also very big! I must test it too!”

“I am the master’s discipline, and I have always been inseparable from the master and the Seventh Young Master.” Duranke, a black-faced man next to him, also scrambled to raise his hand. Dao:

“If they are suspect, then I can’t get rid of it.”

(End of this chapter)