I Can’t Be The Sword God

2021-11-18

Push it in Chapter 400

Today’s Genting Immortal Realm has a chill in the wind.

Two pure white silhouettes appeared here, walking towards each other slowly.

They look cold.

Because.

One is a snowman.

The other, also a snowman.

The two snowmen stood at a distance of 100 feet, invariably meeting.

Because they are all experts, know that if they move forward, they may die.

Perhaps, not moving forward.

But they are not afraid, because they have long understood that since they met today, it is very likely that only one person will be able to leave alive.

The snowman on the south side said: “I didn’t expect it to be you.”

The snowman on the north side said: “I didn’t expect it, it was you who came. , hehe.”

“You know who I am?” asked the snowman on the south side.

“I don’t know.” The snowman on the north side replied.

paused, he asked again: “Then you recognize who I am?”

“I don’t recognize it.” The snowman on the south side replied coldly.

“hehe.” The two snowmen sneered together.

The laughter seemed to be caught between a gale and a sword.

After laughing, the snowman on the south side spoke first: “Northern Sea Qing family, Qing Water Sword.”

“I know your… elder sister.” Yeti responded.

He continued, “Great Snow Mountain, Marfal.”

“I know you…will be defeated by me.” Clear Water Sword’s words were equally sharp.

In just a short while, they seemed to have already fought a battle.

“I don’t know who wins and who loses.” Marfa’s eyes are indifferent: “We Great Snow Mountain never teach victory or defeat, only life and death.”

“Who is born? Death, I don’t know.” Qing Water Sword shook his head slowly, “But my snowball knows.”

“Snowball?” Mafar sneered: “You still have your snowball in your heart, Then, you will definitely defeat me.”

“Why?” Qing Water Sword replied with the same disdain, “You have no snowballs in your hands, and you have no snowballs in your heart?”

“Not bad.”

“You think I don’t have a snowball in my hand, but a snowball in my heart?”

“Not bad.”

“Haha, then you can A big mistake.”

Qing Water Sword’s eyes suddenly lit up.

“I have a snowball in my hand and a snowball in my heart. I don’t care about these, I only care about the same, my snowball must be faster than yours!”

” Snowballs in the world, there is no stronghold one cannot overcome, only speed can not be broken?”

If Ma Faer has eyebrows, he must be frowning, it seems that Water Sword’s words gave him Some invisible pressure.

That’s territory he hasn’t touched.

However, this pressure made him vaguely excited.

Because he was the man who walked down the Great Snow Mountain, he was never afraid of strong enemies.

He’s only afraid that the enemy’s snowball is not good!

The wind is getting tighter.

“Then… come on.”

Having said that, there is nothing left to say, Qing Water Sword raised his right hand high.

Mafar let go of everything and raised his fist as well.

Snowball two characters, one horizontal and one vertical. Yes, stand. Wrong, lie down.

This has been a manly truth for centuries.

So, Qing Water Sword took the lead in swinging his snowball. It was like a light, a bright white light, which instantly cut through the air, with a sloping parabola, with a lightning-like outline.

The swooshing sound is the sound of breaking wind.

It was a small sound, but Marfar heard a lot from it.

He seemed to hear the cry of a man who was despised by his family since he was a child, the anger of a man who was unwilling to be mediocre, and the loneliness of a genius who was not down to earth.

Oh.

If it wasn’t for fighting against him, if it weren’t for homosexuality, he would simply fall in love with the man in front of him.

Only those who really understand snowball can understand this wind.

Unfortunately, he is the end of the wind.

But he was honored.

You can fight such a snowman yourself!

“Drink.”

Ma Fal let out a clear drink, lifted his breath, jumped up, and jumped up to the side and front, in an instant, that white light seemed to have hit , but seems to miss.

Dangerous and dangerous.

bang!

The snowball slammed hard on the statue in the distance behind, nothing happened, and the statue seemed to be unscathed.

The corners of Qing Water Sword’s lips also showed a smile.

He didn’t expect that the enemy could actually escape this blow with his mind.

But instead of being disappointed, he felt excited.

in a flash.

There wasn’t much room for him to think, because right after that, Mafar’s counterattack came.

sou!

The wind blows.

It was a thunderbolt!

The big world seems to be torn apart by this snow light! Three Thousand Worlds, seems to be amazed by the shock of this thunder!

At that moment, Qing Water Sword really thought he couldn’t escape.

Left, backward, forward, right, no, there is no way for him to escape in this world.

“Huh?”

Appearing to be cornered, he suddenly smiled.

For the snowman who is always looking for detachment, how can there be a real desperate situation in the world?

There seemed to be a ka-cha sound, and he suddenly turned over in the air, bending his body almost in the air.

Is this what a snowman can do?

Mafar almost admired him! Even if this is his opponent.

bang!

Mafal’s snowball also hit the statue behind Qing Water Sword, and it exploded fiercely, after which the statue was completely motionless.

It is indeed the legendary Divine Idol.

After a round, the two snowmen looked at their opponents and suddenly smiled.

The book says that a snowman who loves to laugh is always lucky.

They all think they are lucky to meet such an opponent.

“Come again.” Qing Water Sword was in high spirits.

“Come again!”

being evenly matched , will meet a good talent, nothing more than that!

Boom–

Just as they were about to continue enjoying the rare expert battle in this world, a huge roar suddenly came from a distance.

And the crash-bang sound of gravel falling to the ground.

“en?”

The two of them turned their heads at the same time, looking towards the rumbling sound, which is the middle.

Their fighting enthusiasm was suddenly interrupted, and Qi Qi paused.

……

Yue Lun looked at Li Chu and felt a chill down his spine.

This…

This is a human, no, is that really something a snowman can do?

He swallowed.

No wonder Li Chu didn’t hit him with the snowball. If it fell on him, it would have turned into snow slag.

My mother.

He couldn’t help but ask: “You…this is…”

Li Chu looked at him and said, “It’s just an ordinary snowball, are we…still playing? ?”

A wry smile appeared on the corner of Yue Lun’s mouth.

Still playing?

Fuck.

He spit out three words with difficulty: “Push in the middle.”

……

After the explosion, the air was quiet.

Seems to be just a blip.

Qing Water Sword and Ma Fal looked towards each other again. Such a wonderful Peak duel should not be interrupted by anything.

So Qing Water Sword lowered his right arm and instantly regenerated a snowball as a fist. Although there was no snow, they had enough storage to support such a fight.

Come again!

Clearing Water Sword’s second strike, he immediately flew out fiercely. This time, it was no longer a test, and no more tricks, but the fastest snowball he could send.

As fast as a shooting star.

Mafar is completely unprepared.

bang!

His body was hit by the snowball, thrown high, and fell heavily, until it flew outside five-six zhang before landing.

The blasted snow fluttered and fell slowly.

The swirling white reminded him of the Great Snow Mountain, where it was also the same snow and the same white.

He felt a sharp pain in his chest and seemed to be unable to get up.

However, the sword cry of Great Snow Mountain suddenly resounded in his ears.

Have you ever worked so hard in your life?

Such a voice floated in his heart, he clenched the teeth, and stood up by himself.

“Okay!”

Witnessing the opponent get up, Water Sword subconsciously shouted hello.

My snowball, even the iron body should be cracked, and Marfa actually persisted.

Who wouldn’t admire such a tenacious guy?

Mafar stood up, wiped the snow stains from the corners of his mouth, and laughed with difficulty: “Not bad.”

“Don’t be hard.” Qing Water Sword said with a smile .

“Look at me!”

Mafar’s response was an equally fierce snowball!

It may not be as fast, but it seems to block more directions. Clear Water Sword watched the snowball coming, as if there was no room to escape, not even backing away.

He could only meet the blow with his own chest.

Is there really such a snowball in the world?

Really terrifying.

Boom—

The snowball exploded in his chest.

When the snow drifted away, Kiyo Water Sword’s body was gone. Looking more closely, he was lying far below the statue, as if he was dead, and he seemed not.

Suddenly!

His hands flipped, and they propped up again.

“Good guy.”

He barely supported his body forward, then walked back slowly, on the verge of collapse along the way.

Mafal did not pursue the victory, but returned the words of Qing Water Sword to him, “No, don’t stand up.”

“Fart.” Qing Water Sword said nothing. He retaliated softly, and continued, “I just want to know how you made this move.”

“Huh.”

Mafaer chuckled and shook his head.

There are some things, like a wife’s **, that can’t be shared with anyone under any circumstances.

“Come again!”

“Come again!”

The two real men faced loudly roared again, with great pride again.

Rumble—

The roar was only halfway through, and it was overwhelmed by a loud bang in the distance.

The two of them looked towards the place where the voice came from, which seemed to be the location of the second tower on Mafar’s side…

There…

No way?

 …

No way?

This thought appeared in Yue Lun’s mind again.

He followed Li Chu and saw the man walking forward slowly all the way, then came to the second statue, then raised his hand slightly and threw it high.

A roar.

The second statue is supposed to be stronger than the first statue, but it’s still like a toy, and Li Chu blows it to pieces before he has a chance to attack.

But Li Chu…that’s obviously just an ordinary snowball, right?

It’s even more terrifying.

The power of the yeti form is derived from the True Qi strength of the original body. A snowball is so defiant, how strong is his original body?

You have to be an Earth Immortal to start, right?

But outside Secret Realm before, he looked very young…

Could it be that some great power was reincarnated?

Just as his mind was racing.

Li Chu…has reached the three towers.

Behind, there is a naked highland.

……

Being interrupted twice in a row, Qing Water Sword and Marfa’s emotions were a little out of touch.

It was brewed twice, but Marfar couldn’t help but be suspicious.

What happened in the mid lane?

Why is there an explosion from the second tower?

The opponent in the middle lane may also be the strongest yeti, but his own mid laner is Yue Lun.

Who can knock him out?

“Don’t be distracted!” Qing Water Sword said with a smile.

He is full of confidence in his own mid lane, after all, it is Brother Li who sits there.

So he threw himself into the peak duel in front of him even more leisurely, shouting: “Come again!”

“Come again!” Marfa yelled back.

A fiery fighting intent seemed to fill the room again.

But…

before the two of them lifted the snowball again.

Another roar was heard.

This time…it was the location of the three towers on Mafar’s side, and the last statue was also blasted.

What happened?

Maffa’s heart trembled, could it be that Brother Yue Lun, Senior Brother, got lost?

“Cough!” Qing Water Sword revived his emotions, “I’ll fight again.”

“Fight…” Mafar said after reading aloud, “I’ll beat you. Damn it!”

Turn around and run!

The mid lane didn’t know what was going on, and it was threaded after a while.

Can this be played without support?

……

Li Chu looked at the high slope in front of him, and seemed to be no different from his own. It’s just that the spring water under the high slope is ice blue.

Earlier in his home, he had filled a bottle of red spring water with an ice crystal bottle.

And now, he only needs to refill a bottle of blue spring water to complete the task.

They just need to make sure that there is no Jade Pond fairy water here. As for how to transport all the spring water, that is a question that Vast Cold Sect needs to consider in the future.

But to get close to this spring, there are the last two statues.

If the statues on the high ground are broken, then all the statues in the future will change owners, which means they will re-occupy the two springs.

Boom—

In the blink of an eye, another statue shattered.

As he was about to break another statue, Li Chu seemed to remember something. He turned his head and looked at Yue Lun, who was standing quietly on the ground.

“Aren’t you going to stop me?”

Yelun shrugged, “I’m here to stop you…Isn’t it inviting humiliation to oneself?”

When Mafaer hurried over from the bottom road, what he saw was the last statue of his own shattered.

The naked spring water has been exposed to Li Chu.

And Yue Lun Senior Brother, whom he trusted in every possible way, stood there cowering like a loyal audience, watching everything happen.

As if the next second would be clapping.

“Huh?”

It was hard for him to understand what was going on.

……

The trio on the Snow Demon side were first driven out of Genting Immortal Realm in disarray.

The snowman trio searched carefully again, found some incomprehensible monuments, confirmed that there was no other treasure, and then went down the cloud vine and returned to the top of Holy Mountain.

Of course, the rainbow farts of Clear Water Sword and Cang Yunzi are indispensable in the middle.

There is also a little reluctance to clear Water Sword.

“It’s a pity for my evenly matched opponent. At that time, we were in the peak duel in the bottom lane. You came and I went back and forth, and it was a tough fight… It’s a pity that Brother Li pushed the high ground…”

Zang Yunzi said with a smile: “I’m still smart, I know that with Li Chu, as long as we stand under the tower and don’t come out, we can win.”

Three people talking and laughing , was about to return to Nayuki Castle.

I saw a few silhouettes running up suddenly under Holy Mountain.

It was the three previous Great Snow Mountain Yue Lun.

“en?” Qing Water Sword stepped forward and said, “Do you still want to fight?”

“No…” Yue Lun looked solemn, stepped forward and said, “You guys Don’t go down! The leader of the snow demon… Citroen is blocking the way down the mountain. It’s flying into a rage out of humiliation, and it wants to kill you!”

Needless to say, a thunder A voice like that has come.

Because the Snow Demon cannot reach the top of Holy Mountain, only sound can reach it.

“You foreigners are really unreliable…”

Citroen’s voice is still infinitely arrogant, standing on the edge looking down, you can vaguely see its huge silver white body almost Go around Holy Mountain for a week!

“If you don’t leave the fairy water today, don’t even think about leaving!”

The previous fight was very worried and said that I had the word number of water, which was actually trying to create a small contrast.

(end of this chapter)