I Can’t Be The Sword God

2021-11-18

Chapter 387 She absolutely fell in love with me

On the other side of the mountain, on the other side of the sea, there is a group of weasels .

They are lively and cute.

They are timid and kind.

They live in a cave in Longjueling, happy and peaceful.

Until one day, a scarlet sword qi fiercely poured into their homes…

“Ah…”

Huang In the deepest part of the Great Immortal Tomb, a huge space, originally a dull cave mixed with Monster Qi and stench, was swept away by the fiery sword Qi of the Pure Yang Sword.

The waves were surging, and the weasels all over the cave were so frightened that they ran wild. But the sword was hanging at the entrance of the hole, pointing in their direction, there was no way to escape.

Originally, the cave lines in the Yellow Great Immortal tomb were tangled and complicated, like a labyrinth. Among them, poison qi disturbs the mind, so in the last ages, they all live safely in it, and no one comes in to disturb them.

But who knows, the sword suddenly rammed into it.

Very unreasonable.

“zhi zhi zhi  …”

“zhi zhi zhi  …”

A chaotic cry rang out, and after a moment of noise, a The sharp voice suddenly overshadowed everything.

“zhi zhi zhi!”

The largest weasel in the cave stood up.

That’s right, stand up. Its body size is close to that of a human, and it is still wearing a robe and a small hat on its head. Unlike other weasels that are scurrying around on all fours, it walks upright.

The big weasel let out a cry, and after calming the surrounding little weasel, he took the initiative to walk towards the sword at the entrance of the cave.

Although it can be seen from its trembling legs, it is also very timid.

The big weasel walked slowly to the entrance of the cave, looked at the Pure Yang Sword, and slowly, slowly, moved to the right.

Suddenly, the tip of the Pure Yang Sword also pointed to the right.

It was suddenly a shivered.

After finding that the sword had no next move, it moved to the left again, trying to leave the gap on the left.

Then the tip of the Pure Yang Sword also turned to the left and continued to face it.

The big weasel’s face suddenly showed the flattering visible with naked eyes.

It smiled and slowly raised its paws above its head.

Seeing this, the little weasels in the back all followed suit, posing in this classic pose.

When Li Chu came to the depths of the cave, he saw such a group of weasels obediently raising their hands and surrendering.

He didn’t notice the breath of people just now, and he really didn’t see any silhouettes similar to Changchun Old Man and Xuanhu Weng.

“The Daoist…”

“Little Daoist Priest, you are here… why are you…”

The one wearing the little hat The weasel spoke human’s words first, with a flattering smile on his face, and asked Li Chu.

Li Chu lightly glanced at it and asked, “Have you ever seen two old men enter this yellow Great Immortal grave, they are two Divine Doctors.”

” The two old men…” The Big Weasel scratched his head for a while, then patted his head, “Oh… Little Daoist Priest, you are looking for them, so why bother with such a battle, just come and ask if you are wrong.”

“It’s just that I don’t know what’s going on in this cave, so I’m just exploring the way with the Flying Sword.” Li Chu said.

The big weasel grinned, looked behind Li Chu, the entire cave path that might have been widened by a few feet by sword qi, secretly startled.

You call this Pathfinder?

This is clearly an open circuit.

Of course, at most he slandered to himself, and he still had to laugh with his mouth.

“Little Daoist Priest possesses great magical power, it really frightens us little elves who have never seen the world, hehe.”

He laughed and continued:

“The two Divine Doctors you mentioned did indeed come to our cave, but they left after a while.”

“Leave?” Li Chu asked: “But I heard the legend from the people of Longya Town that no one can get out alive if they enter your Yellow Great Immortal tomb.”

“Rumors, absolutely rumors.”

Big Weasel Immediately his head shook like a rattle.

Seeing Li Chu’s suspicious eyes, it added weakly: “Well, this rumor was actually released by us.”

Then it explained :

“We are just a group of little weasels who keep their own feet. They are not powerful spirits, and they dare not harm anyone. This Yellow Great Immortal tomb is indeed the Land of Buried Bones of one of our ancestors. This ancestor was cultivated to a very high culture. He felt the situation of the weasel family in the mountains, so he built an array here before his death to give us descendants a place to live.”

Saying that, it glanced at the bright cave behind Li Chu.

I’m a little worried if this array is still there…

“Anyway, as long as people enter these caves, Divine Soul will be affected, producing some terrifying hallucinations. Once frightened , they will withdraw by themselves. In this way, we weak weasel family can be free from external intrusion.”

“In the past, those who mistakenly entered the grave of the Yellow Great Immortal were only scared away. That’s it. The reason why no one said it is because…”

It had a rather human-like expression on its face and scratched its head.

“Every time those people were scared away, I would step up and run in front of them, carve the words of warning on a tree, and then cast a spell to stumble them in front of the tree. That way they would They would have thought that the Great Immortal Huang was watching them all the time, so they would not dare to leak this matter out…”

Li Chu realized this.

The warning words that Wang Er saw may also come from this way. He doesn’t pay too much attention when he trips inexplicably in lose one’s head out of fear, he just thinks he is exhausted. When I saw the words “Don’t talk to others, Huang Xian has ears”, I thought it was really a manifestation of Huang Great Immortal.

I don’t know at all, in fact, there is a big weasel who just sprinted gasping for breath not far away…

“In that case, what about the two old Divine Doctors? “He went on to get back to the point.

“The three of them entered the Yellow Great Immortal tomb together that day. The common man was the first to be influenced by the array, turned his head and ran out. The two old Divine Doctors had a cultivation base and were easily resolved. Poison qi in the cave came to the deepest part of our cave…” The big weasel recalled.

“They came here, and when they saw us, they came up and asked where our ancestor’s ‘treasure bag’ was?”

“The treasure bag?” Li Chu wondered for a moment .

“After our weasel cultivation success, the place where the odor was released before will be transformed into a treasure bag, which can be combined with Monster Qi to release… a more powerful odor.”

He even blushed a bit when he said this.

“When the weasel reaches a very high cultivation, the treasure bag is extremely precious, even more precious than the inner core… It can have many effects. There used to be those unscrupulous cultivators who specially hunted and killed them.

Weasel, just to take our inner core and treasure bag. With this yellow Great Immortal grave, we have a safe nest.” It said gnashing teeth.

“The two old Divine Doctors said they wanted the treasure bags of our ancestors. At that time, we all thought they were unscrupulous practitioners. Who knew they suddenly said that the miasma that has permeated the mountains recently, It’s probably related to the treasure bag of our ancestors, ask me if I keep it well.”

Here, it suddenly hesitated.

“Actually…I don’t know how they guessed…the treasure bag of our ancestors is actually no longer with us…” It rubbed its hands: “We gave it to something else before. Goblin… The two old people got the news and went to the chicken.”

“en?”

Li Chu caught another sensitive word.

In this dark and dark cave, facing the monsters in the cave, he suddenly went from looking for the treasure bag of the weasel ancestors to looking for chickens… This sudden turn made him quite completely unprepared.

It feels weird.

Is it because I failed to find the treasure bag, so I want to relieve my lost mood?

The two old Divine Doctors are both highly respected people, so they shouldn’t be…

Seeing his slightly surprised look, the big weasel quickly explained: “Little Daoist Priest Don’t get me wrong, this is a serious chicken hunt.”

Li Chu still had doubts.

Is this thing serious?

“It’s like this…” The big weasel waved his claws, “People in the world often say that we weasels love to eat chicken, which is true elsewhere, but it is not right on Longjue Ling. Because the dragon The pheasant family on Jue Ling is much better than our weasels, and has quite a few powerhouses for protection. A few years ago, there was a little weasel in our family who was young and ignorant. I don’t think those two chickens are the clansman of the pheasant clan. The pheasant clan came to the door and we couldn’t resist, so we had to offer up the most precious treasure in the clan to make amends, and this ended the catastrophe.”

“So after we informed the two old Divine Doctors that the treasure bag was in the pheasant clan, they set off to find the pheasant forest, the habitat of the pheasant clan. It’s not like you think they went looking for chickens. “

“…”

Li Chu was speechless for a moment, then clicked nodded.

In fact, he is inclined to believe the words of the big weasel.

The reason is simple, because this litter of weasels is really weak.

Changchun Old Man and Xuanhu Weng are two Divine Doctors, even if the cultivation base is bad, it is relative to their status in the rivers and lakes. The actual cultivation base itself also has the levels of Divine Fusion Realm and Dragon Transformation Realm. If it is combined with some unique poisoning methods, it may be even more difficult to deal with.

As for this litter of weasels…

The strongest ones didn’t change shape. To say that they can deal with the two old Divine Doctors is indeed a bit false.

However, some precautions are still necessary. After all, mountain spirits and wild monsters are not my race.

So Li Chu said: “Then please take me to the pheasant forest, and find the whereabouts of the two old Divine Doctors.”

Come, believe it and dare not lie.

“Huh?” The big weasel was surprised, “I want me to take you to find chickens, this…”

“Inconvenient?”

” I’m a serious weasel after all…”

“en?”

“Oh no, I mean, I’m a serious weasel, and our two races have been feuding for generations. I will take you to find them, which is actually not conducive to communication.” The big weasel quickly explained.

“It’s okay.”

Li Chu pointed to the Pure Yang Sword.

“I have a very effective way of communicating.”

I don’t know if this is an explanation or a threat, but I have to admit that it is indeed very effective.

The big weasel hurriedly clicked nodded, “Okay, I’ll take Little Daoist Priest there.”

“It’s troublesome.”

Something elegant and easy-going After the exchange, Li Chu thanked very politely and put away the Chunyang Sword hanging at the entrance of the cave.

The little weasel with its holes in the back dared to put down its raised claws.

Immediately, the big weasel led the way, taking Li Chu all the way out of the Yellow Great Immortal grave, taking advantage of the night and rushing to the pheasant forest in front.

The distance between the two is not very close, and there are many other elf territories along the way.

Some of them are mild-mannered and can be at peace. Some are ferocious or forage at night, but if they show their attack intentions, they will be converted into Li Chu’s EXP in the next second.

The big weasel knew that Longjueling in the night was dangerous, so it didn’t like it. At first, it walked cautiously, trying to avoid those ferocious monster beasts. Later, he found out that he was not as fierce as Little Daoist Priest, so he became unscrupulous.

In its hundred years of lifespan, it may never have been so arrogant.

There is an inexplicable feeling of exaltation.

On this road, I went to the pheasant forest. The color of the leaves here is indeed different from the surrounding, which is used to divide a woodland.

Walking to a cave in the forest, the big weasel stopped and called out to the cave:

“Brother Wuji, are you there?”

“Brother Wuji—”

After a while, an answer in a low, muffled voice came from inside the cave.

“Who is it? He came to my pheasant family’s cave in the middle of the night to disturb him.” He seemed a little displeased.

Li Chu whispered: “Don’t reveal the fact that I’m looking for someone.”

“Huh?”

The big weasel was startled, his brain Turning quickly, he immediately shouted: “It’s me, weasel! Well, I’ll give you… a good old age!”

“What?”

A huge man walked out of the cave silhouette.

The tone is rather unkind.

“Are you a weasel, come to give us New Year’s greetings?”

……

When Li Chu traveled through the vast forest of Longjue Ling.

In Medicine King Town.

Wenxiang and the little maid sat in the room with a solemn expression.

“Then Old Daoist Priest… But the point is to strictly guard against death. They have already moved him so far away, but he can still appear in an instant, knocking out the connection person.” Wen Xiang was angry. said.

“He is indeed a bit evil.” The little maid nodded with the same sympathy, “It’s no longer possible to talk, it’s like I’ve been summoned, too terrifying.”

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The master and servant thought about each other for a while, and Wen Xiang gradually brows knit.

“Since you are so unreasonable, don’t blame me for being cruel…”

…

“Ah! Ah”

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Duranke was sitting in Wang Longqi’s infirmary when he suddenly sneezed twice.

“Thinking about it and scolding, someone is scolding you, Lao Du.” Wang Longqi said with a smile.

“It’s clear that there are two people who miss me together.” Old Du said.

“Take it down, Yu Guanzhu said I believe it, Li Chu said I believe it, but you say…” He sneered.

After laughing, he twisted his neck and said, “Why does your neck feel more comfortable after being hacked by you this time?”

Old Du said: ” It’s probably because the direction of the split is different this time, so let’s go straight again.”

“Then keep this rhythm next time…” Wang Longqi was about to say this, suddenly stopped, “no no no , it’s better not to have a next time.”

“Speaking of which…” Lao Du also frowned and said, “That woman, it is said to be the Ninth Lady of the Han Palace, why did she come over and over again. Harassing you? Made me shoot again and again, does she want you to die?”

“Hehe.” Wang Longqi sneered, “As early as I entered Yaowang Town, I saw that woman’s first At a glance, I saw that something was wrong with her. If I expected it right, she was definitely…”

“What is it?” Lao Du was also quite curious about her identity.

I heard Wang Longqi continue to say: “She is definitely in love with me.”

“Really? She is the wife of the Han Dynasty.” Lao Du looked at Wang Longqi in front of him and felt that he was so ordinary yet so confident.

“You don’t understand” Wang Longqi shook his head and said firmly: “It’s not wrong to love someone’s eyes.”

(End of this chapter)