I Can’t Be The Sword God

2021-11-18

Chapter 382 Who can be worse than me?

At the end of March, the grass grows and warblers are flying in the south, and the north is still unpredictable. The snow in winter has melted clean, and the sun in the sky is still hazy and half-warm.

The spring days are still short.

In the palace city of the auspicious mansion in the north, a faint cry was heard in a azure palace. The passers-by seemed a little curious, but as soon as they glanced over and caught a glimpse of the lacquered gold plaque of the mansion, they didn’t dare to look any further.

Incomparable to the prosperous and prosperous places in the Eastern Sea State, Southern State, and Central Plains. The vast northern land has only three prefectures. “Great Cold State”.

In the Great Cold State, there can only be one palace, that is the “Han Wangfu”.

Northern Cold King!

Different from those princes who have been weakened in various ways, thanks to the sturdy folk customs here, Prince Han’s Mansion has always been in control of a lot of military and political power in the North.

Especially this generation Han Wang, Ji Bangying.

He acted out of his own liking and had always been perverse and unpredictable. The common people were afraid that any careless action would disobey King Han, so they simply avoided it. In front of the Han Palace, it is always empty.

“If the lord doesn’t pity your servant, then your servant will go back to the brotherl. Why should you let me guard the boudoir in the night sky in this huge palace. There are so many older sisters younger sisters, Harness me with out-of-the-box thinking.”

At first it was just a woman’s coquettish cry, and later it became a wailing, and the trend became more and more intense.

Across the layers of high walls, you can see that in the side of the Han Dynasty, in a rather large courtyard, a woman in white brocade fur and a long blue and white dress is open. Open the door, sit on the floor, lean on a chair and yell.

She covered her face with her hands, unable to see her face for a while. But just looking at the figure, it is really curvaceous, having ups and downs, peaks and mountains like gathering, waves like fury, mountains and rivers outside and inside Tongguan Road…

People have to be amazed when they see it, it is worthy of being able to A woman who married into the palace.

“Alas…”

Besides the threshold, a man in a splendid costume frowned and shook his head, seeing that his face was not too old, with white temples and a slight beard, look carefully. It also has several points of gentle temperament.

This man is none other than King Han himself.

Different from the surly appearance that the outside world guessed, this arrogant Northland Cold King looks a bit like a scholar.

“Wenxiang, don’t make me embarrassed, okay?” Ji Bangying looked at the woman in front of him, shook his head and said, “You said that other ladies in the house poisoned you, but you can’t take it out. Evidence. You said that you were poisoned, but nothing happened, you… aren’t you making trouble for nothing?”

“Who said I’m fine?”

The woman raised her eyes, With a charming face, he pouted and said, “Your servant’s chest has been sore all the time, and his heart has been banging bang. If you don’t believe me, please touch your lord.”

, she stood up abruptly and walked towards King Han.

“Yeah…” King Han quickly waved his hand, “I believe this, I believe it!”

Looking at the woman’s chest, he really believed that her heartbeat was very Soon, the tremors were shaking outside.

“Wenxiang, you know that the doctor has prescribed nourishing medicine for this king, and you have to reboot for three months, so don’t seduce me.” King Han sighed deeply.

“Bah, shameless.” The woman named Wenxiang spit, “Is it just to seduce you when you stand up? You know that you need a famous doctor if you feel a little uncomfortable, your servant is poisoned. It’s been a few days, but I haven’t seen you looking for a famous doctor, and you said you care about me…”

“My life… why is it so hard…”

“The whole The doctors from the auspicious mansion have invited you, what else do you want?” King Han spread his hands and said.

“What kind of stinky fish and rotten shrimp are those?” Wen Xiang put her hand on her chest, “I can’t tell where people are uncomfortable.”

“No, no King Han closed his eyes, chanted a few Buddha’s names silently, opened his eyes, and said angrily: “Come here! Send me Mrs. Jiu to Yaowang Town! Please Changchun old man for treatment! If you can’t heal in one day, no… Don’t come back if I don’t end my abstinence for a day!”

Ji Bangying waved his sleeves and instructed the servants.

“Huh?”

Wen Xiang blinked and seemed to want to say something. But Ji Bangying seemed to be afraid of breaking her merits by looking at her too much, so she hurriedly left the hospital in great strides.

After a while, several maids stood in front of Wenxiang with large and small packages, “Mrs. Jiu, let’s go?”

“hmph, let’s go.” Wen Xiang turned her face, frowned and followed the servant away.

Out of the yard, I got into a luxurious car with a golden lacquer dragon. The driver whipped the whip and the wheels rolled away.

It wasn’t until they got out of the palace, that the small curtain of the carriage was opened, and a pair of beautiful eyes stared at the fading Han palace, as if…

meaningful.

 …

Medicine King Town.

Located in the outskirts of Jixiangfu, a remote wilderness. At first, there was no town here, but it became a town after more people lived there.

And the reason why so many people gather here is actually just because of one person, Changchun old man.

In the early years, the old man in Changchun found that the soil here is excellent, which is very suitable for growing some rare medicine ingredients, so he lived here. After being found out, patients from all over the world flocked.

As the number of patients came, many doctors also took aim at this treasure.

On the one hand, here, you can see how Changchun old man grows medicine ingredients, how to treat people, even if he sees two more eyes, it is a blessing. On the other hand, there are many patients who don’t really need Changchun Sou to take action personally, so they are naturally picked up by the doctors next to them. Over time, a cluster effect is formed.

The old man in Changchun has a very quiet temperament. Not as widely accepted as concubines like Shiraishi, and used all his life’s learning in his next three ways.

But a famous doctor like him is like a vortex, even if he does nothing, there will be wind and clouds around him.

Nowadays, outside the town of Yaowang, there are screams everywhere.

Because the wall outside the town was sealed, the only gate was closed, and there was a young man standing on the gate wall, shouting repeatedly: “Minor injuries, minor illnesses, serious injuries. Those with incurable diseases, please leave on your own, and don’t add drugs to Wang Zhen!”

Although he shouted one after another, there were at least a hundred people gathered below, and they kept talking about their pain.

There were newcomers from the outside, so they asked curiously: “What happened to this Yaowang Town? Isn’t it always the one who refuses to come?”

“Ah… The patient in front shook his head and said, “I don’t know what happened in the past few months. Yaowang Town only accepts ten patients every day, specializing in intractable diseases, and they are not allowed to enter at all. You have to be miserable to get in, and I don’t know what’s going on. All these people outside come to seek medical treatment and can’t.”

“Huh?” The newcomer was surprised. .

While they were talking, they saw a gorgeous car driving through the crowd. The driver shouted to give way and whipped the people blocking the road on both sides with a whip, which was extremely fierce.

But when others saw it, instead of daring to get angry, they kept running away.

The car drove under the door wall and said upwards: “The Ninth Lady of the King’s Palace is here to seek medical treatment, please open the door.”

Without any delay, the door squeaked. hole open. A row of neatly dressed youths stood there at the door, pushing out those who tried to sneak in with the car. Wait for the carriage to enter, then slowly close the gate.

“Huh?” The newcomer was surprised again, “Why did the people on this carriage let them go without even looking at it?”

“You’re new here, right? ?” The man in front glanced at him and said, “That’s the driver of the King’s Mansion, how dare you stop it?”

“Good guy, the King of Northland, he’s really crazy.” That newcomer exclaimed.

The man in front turned his head and gave him a careful look.

But seeing this man is tall and thin, with a black face, he looks quite old and simple, and he is also wearing a daoist robe.

It is none other than the current elder disciple of Jiangnan Cloud Heart Temple Little Daoist Priest, Duranke.

The man looked at Lao Du and chuckled: “Dude, I don’t think you have a sick face. You are so old. You must have come here because of the discordant and powerless sex. I advise you to stop thinking about it. Well, the old man in Changchun would not condescend to look at such diseases.”

“…” Lao Du was speechless for a moment, rolled the eyes and said, “Old Brother, you misunderstood, I don’t even have a wife, look What is this disease for?”

“So many years without a wife…” The man looked at him carefully again, “Oh, I see, you want to have plastic surgery, right? Changchun old man is not proficient. This. I advise you to go back and make more money, it’s more reliable than these crooked ways.”

“Old Brother, you are really smart.”

Duran He said twice, didn’t bother to pay attention to him, turned around and left.

Leave the crowd and go outside, where Li Chu and Wang Longqi are waiting.

“How is it?” Wang Longqi asked nervously as soon as he saw him back.

“The situation is not good. It’s seriously entangled inside. You can’t forcefully come to seek medical advice. I’m afraid you will have to go out in person, Seventh Young Master.” Old Du said.

Although according to the little Divine Doctor’s information, Changchun old man should not be in Yaowang Town. However, there was no news of this inside and outside Yaowang Town, and even if you wanted to ask him where he was going, you had to enter. When the three came, they didn’t expect that they would be stuck at the First Level gate.

“Okay, I’ll go!” Wang Longqi clenched the teeth and staggered forward.

In fact, after the poisons and diseases in his body were frozen by Bing Ling San, his physical condition should be better than usual now. But when a normal person knows that so much poison has been planted in his body, he will naturally become abnormal…

This is very reasonable.

……

“I! I got smallpox at the age of three, dysentery at the age of five, and a fever and burnt my head at the age of twelve. So far, I will not be able to add or subtract within a hundred. Three A leg was bitten off by a dog a few years ago, and since then I have become a cripple again. This year, I don’t know what to do, I have been coughing up blood for 30 days! Cough cough…”

A young man in ragged clothes was Talking eloquently, halfway through, as if to prove something, he began to cough heavily again. Cough to the estrus, as if the bronchus was hanging in the palate.

After a while, he raised the blood on his shirt collar with a look of contempt, and said contemptuously, “How is it? Is it serious enough, is it bad enough! Who else?”

“Alas…”

Some patients in the back didn’t know if they couldn’t bear it, or if they felt defeated, sighed shook his head and left.

“Hahaha! Trifling bugs, come to show off too! I really don’t know the immensity of Heaven and Earth.”

A loud laugh came from behind.

Everyone was surprised and looked up to see four brawny men carrying a stretcher, and a man lying on the stretcher.

“A certain family has come north from the Eastern Sea state and has seen countless seriously ill people all the way to seek medical treatment. What are you doing?”

After he sneered. , continued to loudly said: “I! The strange disease of bone and blood handed down from my ancestors, I count up eight generations, and all of them are short-lived. My grandfather died of illness even when I was six years old!”

“I am twelve When I was 12 years old, my legs became ill, and I couldn’t stand up again. I couldn’t straighten my spine at the age of sixteen, and since then I’ve been completely useless. To this day, I have nothing to do with my whole body except a mouth. I ask you, who Can you be worse than me?”

His words contained an imposing manner of contempt for the heroes of the world, but no one dared to stand up to refute. Because of his strength, he is indeed the best in the field.

“he he he…”

Just when the patients in the audience were restrained by this stretcher hero, a sneer sounded.

A hunched silhouette came out slowly, leaning on crutches, “I’m a man in the world, merely this. display one’s slight skill before an expert, sticking a mark and selling first, and few of them are genuine. ”

Everyone looked down, only to find that this was a short, terrifying old woman, with pale hair and wrinkled face, too old to look like.

“I just ask you one question, let’s see if someone can answer it.” old woman opened the mouth and said, “Does anyone know how old I am?”

Seeing her sick face, the people around her consciously took a guess and said, “Fifty years old?”

“Hahaha, it’s far away.” The old woman said with a smile.

“Sixty?” someone else asked.

“It’s farther.” The old woman pouted in disdain.

“Should I be in my thirties or forties?” There were disbelieving voices in the crowd.

“Hehe, they’re all idiots.” The old woman shook her head, coldly said: “This Miss is in the 28th year of the year, authentic’s 16th year old! Youth is just right!”

“Hi…”

Everyone sucked in a breath of cold air.

This old woman’s disease is so terrifying!

To be able to turn a 16-year-old girl into what she is now is really a deterrent to the heroes.

“My aging rate has been five or six times faster than ordinary people since I was a child. At the age of sixteen, my body is already the same as that of a ninety-year-old.”

“Everyone, who said that women are not as good as men!” The old woman’s back was a little straighter, and she looked around proudly.

“You guys, can any one of you be worse than me?”

“…”

Those who were stared at by her raised their heads one after another. Come on, no one dared to look down at her.

Obviously, this old woman has gone beyond the realm that ordinary people can reach!

“hmph!”

Wang Longqi saw that the situation on the court was not good and immediately stood up.

“Me!”

When he opened his mouth full of anger, everyone came over in amazement, wanting to see where the young hero actually dared to challenge this strange old woman .

Wang Longqi felt a lot of pressure under everyone’s gaze, but he could only continue with the brace oneself.

“I was fine the day before yesterday, but just yesterday, I was caught and injected with thirty-two kinds of strange poisons in the world! Each of them is enough to kill an elephant immediately. But Precisely because the thirty-two species were mixed together, it was strange that they did not erupt immediately. I took Bing Ling San, and I could only prolong my life for seven days. The worst thing is that in this most likely the last seven days of my life, I can’t Take a look at the beauty! Because as long as a certain part of my body is congested, my blood flow will increase, and I will die instantly!”

“I’ve been this hobby in my life… I will be fiercely at the end of my life. If you want to lift it, you can’t lift it. I will ask you, who can be worse than me?”

As soon as he said this, everyone turned pale and backed away in shock.

Even the disciples of Medicine King Town on the door wall were shocked.

“This child is extraordinary!”

(end of chapter)