I Can’t Be The Sword God

2021-11-18

Chapter 335 The water within the valley destroys the Heart Demon [Two in One]

On the second day of the new year, welcome the God of Wealth.

Li Chu got up early, washed and dressed, and opened the doors of Cloud Heart Temple.

After Lao Du got up, he was surprised to find that the master got up earlier than himself, and immediately blamed himself.

“How can you do these things? We should be the disciples.” Old Du said repeatedly: “I’ve been lazy recently, and I woke up when I heard the rooster crowing. Tomorrow You must get up early, I will go and call the chicken!”

“Nothing, before you came, these things were originally done by me.” Li Chu said indifferently: “Not to mention that the God of Wealth is coming today, I need to take the lead. Welcome.”

Duranke shook his head and sighed: “After following the master for so long, this is the first time I have seen you respect a Divine Immortal so much.”

Li Chu Said: “Anyway, it doesn’t cost any money, so I believe in every letter.”

After bathing in the warm sun of early spring for a while outside, Li Chu returned to the front hall.

Because he went to Divine Luo City for many days and the decoration of Cloud Heart Temple, his popularity showed signs of decline.

So since he came back, master and disciple came up with a wonderful advertising model-let Wanli Feisha go door-to-door to hand out flyers.

Now the folks in Shiliba Village know that the Little Daoist Priest has returned, and those who need to chase stars can move. Of course, they can also come to find someone to exorcise evil spirits.

Yu Guanzhu had no choice but to accept the fact that he had completely lost his appeal. Most of the girls who admired him in those days now have bad legs and it is not so easy to go out.

“Fortunately, I have cultivated a discipline with the same face as I was when I was young.”

Old Daoist Priest can only comfort himself in this way.

Li Maoqing looked at the Old Daoist Priest strangely, and said in shock: “Yu Guanzhu’s thick skin is really amazing.”

“humph.” Yu Qi’an a Looking proudly at the current Imperial Teacher, he coldly said: “Mortal.”

The contemptuous imposing manner made Duran who was watching couldn’t help but want to shiver coldly.

Li Chu greeted him for a while, but he really welcomed a god of wealth.

A round man in a brocade coat, with a chubby head and a chubby belly, his clothes are embroidered with copper coins, his belt is inlaid with gold, his shoes are covered with gold, and he wears gold on his neck. With four jade spanners.

The word “local tyrant” is almost printed on the head.

“Little Daoist Priest, Happy New Year, I have long been fond of your name.” As soon as he entered the great hall, he held Li Chu’s hand and greeted him warmly, “My dear Zhen Yougan, the surname is Zhen. , Qiankun’s work.”

“It’s an awe-inspiring name.” Li Chu said.

After being seated, Zhen Yougan didn’t talk nonsense, and directly explained his purpose.

“I am a businessman in the Southern State, and I often come to Jiangnan State to do business, so I have heard the name Little Daoist Priest. I happened to have friends in Hangzhou when the incident happened. I recommend that I come to see you.”

Zhen Yougan said: “My wife at home suffers from a heart disease that will not heal all the year round. She was fine when I left home yesterday, but in the evening, a family member came to report, It was said that she fell ill again, fainted, and was extremely serious. I originally wanted to go home to visit, but my family said that they had already consulted a famous doctor, and that it was possible to get a miracle medicine called ‘Netherworld River Heart Grass’ within seven days. It’s helpful. Instead of rushing home, I’d better go and ask for medicine.”

“Netherworld River heart grass?”

“Yes, I asked someone to ask, that is a kind of The legendary magical medicine grows in the illusory ghost country and the sea, and it is hard to find in the world.”

“Ghost country?” Li Chu frowned: “Do you have a way to enter?”

This place…is quite nostalgic, if possible, he wouldn’t mind going for a walk…

“Of course not!”

Zhen Yougan Looking at Li Chu in surprise, Little Daoist Priest, what’s with your expression like remembering your first love? It looks so dangerous.

Li Chu turned his face again and motioned for Zhen Youqian to continue.

“Although the ghost country is inaccessible, it is said that there is still a place in the human world where Netherworld River heart grass may grow, which is the Netherworld Valley of Southern Border.” Zhen Yougan continued.

“Mingshui Valley…” Li Chu muttered the name.

Sounds weird.

“It is said that there is a strange river flowing in this place with the same origin as the Netherworld. The feathers are not floating, and the leaves are difficult to cross. And the Netherworld River heart grass grows at the bottom of the Netherworld. To get… It’s as difficult as heavenly ascension.”

Zhen Youqian looked at Li Chu earnestly.

“I invited all the sects in Hangzhou, but no one dared to go. They told me that if you want to have this kind of power, you have to be powerful, but how can Heaven and Earth be so easy to use? Finally It was an Elder from the Flying Arrival Sect who told me that if I could invite the Little Daoist Priest, it might be even more powerful than ordinary…”

Li Chu said: “It’s a little overpraised, but we Cloud Heart Temple has always been good quality and cheap, and the old man is innocent.”

“Little Daoist Priest…”

Zhen You dry and nodded, “My wife will ask you! ”

Although Li Chu thought this was strange, he politely nodded and accepted the commission.

……

“hehehe……”

In a remote location on the Southern Border, there is a small woodhouse among the wild mountains.

The thin, rickety old woman sat cross-legged on the ground, and the floor was covered with scattered paper lanterns all around. For some reason, these lanterns looked gloomy in the shadows, and there seemed to be human faces reflected behind the many pieces of paper.

More than that, they even made a low and strange cry, as if they wanted to escape.

But opposite the old woman, the palm-sized wooden man looked at these lanterns, not only did not feel scary, but also very interesting.

“Sister Zhang, your Unparalleled Beneath The Heavens, I’m afraid you have been searching for thousands of years, and there are not many that can surpass you. Such a shameful act?”

The “Wooden King” sounded regretful.

“hehe.” the old woman laughed at herself, “where else can we go with this craft? But in the corner of the Southern Border struggling on whilst at death’s door, just ask for an inheritance. If it really comes to the sun Underneath, I was wiped out by Heluo Imperial Court and the Twelve Immortal Sect before I could breathe? Not to mention that I am an old woman and lonely, and you are the Great Influence of the Yanyue Sect, can you see anyone?”

“It’s almost time… Our contemporary Sect Lord Yudi is in retreat, and the day he goes out will be the time to sweep away the whole world. Now we are going to do some sensational major events in the four corners of the world for Yanyue. Create momentum on the day of ascension!” The wooden man king said generously.

His words changed again: “The destruction of Divine Luo City was supposed to be one of them, but because of various accidents… Cang Haijun’s plan actually suffered a big failure.”

“Afterwards, the sect sent people to investigate. Although the specific reason is still unknown, it has been known that… Cang Haijun’s failure was inextricably related to a Little Daoist Priest in Jiangnan.”

“And the day before yesterday, the forces sent to the human world by the demon land that I cooperated with were slaughtered by the Little Daoist Priest were also wiped out… The method was extremely cruel.”

“So, Little Daoist Priest Must die!”

“hehe, the wooden man king…” the old woman shook her head, “the old woman is old, but she is not stupid. You are right, I really want to give that The revenge for killing a thousand knives. But…you told me how strong the Little Daoist Priest was without omission and in detail, how could I still be a knife for you? If you have that strength, you can kill him yourself. If you don’t have that strength, what can you do with me?”

“With you, it’s naturally very different.” The wooden man Wang Yu was bewitched, “Of course I won’t hide behind my back and take you as my own. Knife, I’ll do it myself, I just need your help…”

“My soul restraint?” the old woman asked rhetorically.

“You know that there is an Immortal Artifact in the world that specializes in hitting people with the Divine Soul. No matter who it is, as long as the Primordial Spirit is hit by this thing, it will definitely be broken and shattered, and it will fall instantly. Even the legendary True Immortal, there is no escape…”

“You mean… Divine Beating Whip?” The old woman’s eyes stared.

“That’s right.” The wooden man’s strange expression was clearly motionless, but at this moment you could tell that he was smiling.

“In the early years, I was almost killed by Li Maoqing in Divine Ruins. But in the end, not only did I escape a glimmer of survival, but I got this treasure by chance.”

As soon as the wooden man raised his hand, he took out a small illusory shadow like a steel whip out of thin air. It was only three inches in size in his palm, but the simplicity and majesty made Divine Soul sensitive cultivators like the old woman almost want to be on the spot. bow down.

“It’s a real Divine Beating Whip! Ancient Immortal!” she exclaimed, “Although there are a few cracks, but… it is still a first-class Immortal Artifact!”

“How’s it going? Did your soul restraint and Divine Beating Whip make a difference?” asked the wooden man king.

Although the old woman’s face was shocked, she was still hesitant. After a while, she shook her head: “No.”

“Why?” The wooden man said: “No matter who People, as long as the Divine Soul is arrested by you, under my Divine Beating Whip, there is absolutely no way to escape the killing!”

“Oh, do you think the old woman’s soul-binding technique is true? What kind of immortal art? Detain whoever you want?” The old woman laughed again.

“If it is a mortal’s Divine Soul, I naturally want to restrain it and kill people without a trace; some cultivation bases may require a little effort, but they may not attract the attention of the other party; the cultivation base is not weak. For me, I need to set up the dharma platform, do three times, and make nine rounds of sacrifices before I can be forcibly detained; if the cultivation base is higher than mine, then I have to risk my life to do it. Kill… The Little Daoist Priest like you said is probably not even an opponent of your five Dharma Kings Cang Haijun, if I go to arrest him, isn’t it bringing about one’s own destruction?”

“This, I Naturally, there are also considerations.”

The wooden king’s expression remained unchanged, but he seemed to be smiling confidently.

“I’m going to lead the Little Daoist Priest to a strange place. This place is also in the Southern Border, where a river flows with the same source as the ghost country and the sea. At the same time, every sunset, there will be a strange place.

The smashing Heart Demon sound. Under that smashing Heart Demon sound, even the slashing power will make the Divine Soul unstable. Under the power, impossible to move a single step.”

“And When his Divine Soul is unstable, the effect of your soul restraint will be a hundred times stronger! Then…”

“Dark Water Valley!” The old woman exclaimed in shock: “The Heart Demon sound of the Divine Water Valley! We’re doing this soul trapping at the Southern Border, and of course we need to know where it is. If it’s there, I’d dare to trap the Earth Immortal!”

“Then… soul trapping, Divine Beating Whip…plus Is there something wrong with this Shuigu Xinyin?” The wooden man king asked with a smirk again.

At this time, the old woman’s eyes sparkled, and it seemed that she was finally persuaded.

“There is a heart sound in the water valley, of course it is a big deal!”

……

There is an Inn outside the Mingshui Valley, called “Sister Inn”.

Of course, this Inn isn’t just for women. The reason for this name is that this Inn was opened by several sisters.

Although the female shopkeepers in the Inn are a little old, they are all beautiful and alluring, charming and charming, and they are all fascinated by the high-stakes customers.

It was almost dusk on this day.

Li Chu, Duranke and the Zhen Boss came here together.

“Hey, gentlemen, come and come, do you still live in a shop?” A female shopkeeper in a red dress hurriedly moved her waist and greeted her.

“Just serve some small dishes. We plan to go to the valley overnight.” Duranke said.

“That’s not possible, you have to live in the store.” The female shopkeeper said.

“Huh?”

Lao Du startled, what you just gave me wasn’t multiple choice?

“No, listen to me…” The female shopkeeper gently pressed Lao Du’s shoulder and asked him to sit down.

“You are probably the guests from far away, and you are not familiar with this place. In this valley, after sunset every night, the sound of destroying the Heart Demon will sound, and even powerful people can’t stand it. A short time. Our small shop, even outside Mingshui Valley, is often unsettled by Divine Soul. It is getting late, and you are entering the valley at this time, aren’t you bringing about one’s own destruction?”

Duranke was so close to her that the smell was fragrant, but he didn’t pay attention to what she said, but he really wanted to stay here for one night.

He looked back towards master, Li Chu looked towards Zhen Boss.

Zhen Yougan said: “It’s not bad for this night, so let’s stay here.”

“Okay, I’ll go and arrange food and drinks for you.” Female shopkeeper As soon as he turned around, a butterfly stepped into the back kitchen.

Who knew that as soon as she entered the back kitchen, her face changed.

“Sisters, sisters!” she exclaimed excitedly: “But a good pair of skins is here, and none of you are allowed to grab me tonight. Let’s stay here, by destroying the Heart Demon The convenience of the sound, although the yang energy is what you ask for every night. But such a good-looking man is the first time.”

In front of her, there were six women also dressed in colorful clothes. They are similar in appearance, stature, and age.

“Second sister, this Little Daoist Priest…” One of the yellow cloth women said: “He is the enemy of the third sister.”

“en?” red dressed woman a In the blink of an eye, “Third Sister?”

“Not bad.” The woman she looked towards was also a woman who still had a charm, and was heavily nodded.

“Originally, Zhenzhen, Aiai, Lianlian and I lived on the Mizuno Plain inhaling yang energy, but we were at ease. But when he got there, he used hard means to ask the whereabouts of the drug Empress, which made it impossible for us to Once you have a foothold on Mizuno Plain, you have to come to join the sisters.”

It turned out that she was the spider spirit on Mizuno Plain that day.

After Li Chu asked about the news he wanted, seeing that they were not guilty, and that there was an agreement in advance, Yinuo did not embarrass them. But the spider spirit family gave out the ferocious medicine Empress, but they didn’t dare to live in Mizunohara anymore, and they didn’t want to hold grudges ever since.

“Third Sister, didn’t you admit that you were wrong?” The red dressed woman was a little unwilling.

“His handsome face is still so handsome even if it’s turned to ashes!” the woman said with gnashing teeth, “How could I admit I was wrong?”

“…”

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Although this sounds strange, several sisters still felt her resentment.

“But this Little Daoist Priest possesses great magical power…” Someone said, “How can we provoke him?”

“Hey, it doesn’t matter!” Another woman in a purple skirt waved He waved his hand, “Destroy the Heart Demon sound, these first-time arrivals must be unstable in the Divine Soul, and no matter how high the cultivation base is, it must be the same. I suddenly fell into his house, and a cobweb first bound him! The spider poison is not what you want, just how it is!”

“If the second sister wants to inhale the yang qi, just inhale it! If Third Sister wants to take revenge, take it easy! Isn’t it beautiful that our sisters take turns having fun? “

All the spider spirits immediately smiled.

“Eldest sister is mighty!” “

…

A short while later, the night shrouded the Southern Border land.

The eerie voice suddenly sounded, as if the oldest ghost on this land. Sing.

Happy second day of the new year.

A lot of people in the recent episode said that I have nothing good to do. I reported it to the editor a long time ago, but recently all except the author are on vacation …I can’t handle it so quickly…I originally wanted to give everyone a benefit that doesn’t require money. I knew it would affect the experience and I wouldn’t do it. When the software department goes to work, it should be resolved soon.

(end of this chapter)