I Can’t Be The Sword God

Chapter 333

2021-11-18

Chapter 333 The New Year’s Eve

Magic Land.

A place saturated with darkness and evil.

There is no sun here, only a red magic star hangs high in the sky, shining forever.

There is a legend that that round of magic stars is the “Demon” of primordial, which bestows the power of all creatures in the magic land. It’s just that this powerful force is bound with irresistible bloodthirsty and madness.

In the middle of the Demon Land, there is the land of the Primordial Demon. No matter how bloody the fighting outside is, there is still no monster in the center of the Primordial Demon that dares to approach easily.

Because there is a… Slaughter immortal city.

At the great hall of Immortal City.

The pillars cast in bronze reflect the blood-colored magic starlight, which makes the faces of every monster look uncertain.

The Eight Demons stand.

Up ahead is the throne of aloof and remote. The existence on the throne hides in darkness and is extremely oppressive.

“What the hell… how is it?” The owner of the Immortal City slaughtered the souls of the Eight Demons below.

“I gave you unlimited resources, deep water for unlimited rebirth, and powerful help, and as a result…” The voice of the Lord of Immortal city contained anger, as if hidden under the clouds. Thunder, “That’s it?”

“Sir City Lord!” The Bone Demon took a step forward and nodded, “All of this is…”

“It’s all from the Medicine Master Demon. Wrong!” The Thousand Hands Demon said first, “He’s dead beyond a ghost!”

“Can this be blamed on me?” The Medicine Master immediately jumped, “Is it possible that the Little Daoist Priest was brought in by me? No? I forced him to destroy the deep water!”

“How did the Little Daoist Priest know the location of the Shadow Cave?” Qianshou Mohou asked: “Maybe it was when the black light mink was captured earlier. You told him after I died!”

“Fart!” The Medicine Master said angrily, “I was back to deep water three seconds later than you, what can I do in three seconds?”

“There is so much to do!” Thousand Hands Demon said solemnly.

“What’s the point of arguing again at this time?” The Phaseless Demon on the side shook his head.

“That’s right, what’s the point of quarreling, it’s destroying unity.” The pharmacist enchanted.

Then I heard Wuxiang Demon say again: “I suggest some substantive punishment, locking the Medicine Master Demon into a black prison for 1,800 years, this time if it wasn’t for his repeated bad deeds. , you have long been able to refine the great medicine of resurrection and drive Chen Fuhuang!”

“It turns out that your heart is even darker!” The Medicine Master Demon was suddenly shocked, and retorted: “Who is not responsible for this bad thing? If you hadn’t been seen through by Li Maoqing and acted as Qin Zhenghu, how could there be so much trouble?”

“Enough!”

In the hall with swords drawn and bows bent, when the more depressed, the Lord of Immortal City suddenly slammed again.

The Eight Demons suddenly trembling with fear and dare not speak again.

I saw a half-grim face sticking out from the shadows of the Immortal City Lord, “Wait…do you know what day is today?”

“Yes…” The Medicine Master Demon Not daring to raise his head, he asked in a trembling voice, “Is…is the death date of my subordinates?”

“What do you say?” The Immortal City Lord slowly said, “Today is New Year’s Eve.”

“Ah…” The demons turned pale in fright.

It was so busy that I forgot the days.

Immediately, the Lord of Immortal City finally spit out the surging words of demonic energy, “Great New Year…”

“Yeah… Great New Year.” The pharmacist smiled shyly, looking towards Wuxiang Demon.

There is also a look of shame on the face of Wuxiang Demon, “Happy New Year.”

Qianshou Demon directly popped out seven or eight hands, moved towards each monster, and surrendered, “Happy New Year’s Eve. Ah, everyone, happy new year, Sir City Lord.”

For a time, the dark clouds in the hall disappeared, and the atmosphere was joyful and peaceful.

……

“Where’s the Thunder Dragon baby?”

Li Chu and Duranke returned to the view and found that the Cloud Heart Temple was already in full bloom, Beaming, everyone changed into new festive clothes, except for the little fat dragon.

“The Seventh Young Master took it out to play.” Wanli Feisha said, “It’s a big New Year’s Eve, please treat it to a good meal.”

“Wang Longqi took it alone. Go out?” Li Chu blinked, vaguely having a bad premonition.

Sure enough, later.

After Wang Longqi returned with the little fat dragon, he was caught and interrogated by the fox girl.

He sat on the small bench in the backyard, the little fat dragon sat on the stone bench, one man one dragon kept the same height and looked up at the fox girl with the same innocent eyes.

“Say…” The fox girl looked at the little fat dragon suspiciously, “Where did you go to play?”

“My house.” Wang Longqi said hurriedly.

“Let it speak!” The fox girl pointed at the little fat dragon.

“Hoohoo!” Little Fat Dragon called out quickly.

Wang Longqi translated: “It said… he came to my house with me to eat chicken drumsticks, and also drank a little wine. The wine was not good, but the drumsticks were delicious, very happy.”

Wang Longqi translated. p>

“Um…” The fox girl nodded.

Wang Longqi whispered, “Does it make a difference?”

The fox girl asked again, “How many glasses of wine did you drink in total?”

The little fat dragon raised two fingers: “Hey.”

The fox girl asked again: “How many chicken legs did you eat?”

The little fat dragon simply raised two All the fingers of the paws: “Ow!”

The fox girl suddenly asked again: “How many girls are with you?”

Little Fat Dragon raised a paw: “Ow.”

The next second, Wang Longqi reacted and grabbed its short paw immediately, “We won’t lift this!”

But it was too late.

The fox girl raised her eyebrows, “Okay! I’ll just tell you why you smell like rouge, you really took it to those indecent places! Teach the little child!”

Wang Longqi hurriedly explained: “No, it’s the good girls from Full Spring Building who heard that there is a cute small dragon in Cloud Heart Temple, and said they would like to meet them. I just wanted to fulfill their little wish! “

But the fox girl’s hand has already pulled the rolling pin from the side, and it is about to fall with a whistling sound!

Wang Longqi, with quick eyes and quick hands, raised the little fat dragon, stood in front of him, and shouted out four words: “Happy New Year!”

Hu——

The wind came to an abrupt end.

The rolling pin stopped three inches in front of Little Fat Dragon’s forehead, so frightened that it quickly arched its claws and slapped it repeatedly, at the same time shouting: “Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo …”

After calling for a long time, Wang Longqi translated: “It said … Gong Xi Fa Cai.”

…

There was a commotion outside, little boy The koi jumped out of the kitchen and shouted, “Come and eat dumplings!”

“Eat dumplings, eat dumplings… I love dumplings! It’s better than dumplings!”

Wang Longqi was busy pulling the little fat dragon, and the dog slipped away.

After the expansion of the Cloud Heart Temple, there is also a hall outside the kitchen for a large dining table. Unlike before, only the master and disciple can cook dinner around the stove. At this time, there was a large table in the hall, and there were all kinds of delicious food and wine on the table. At first glance, it was a New Year’s Eve dinner for a wealthy family.

The two masters and disciples are now considered to be out of poverty and become rich.

Li Maoqing and Yu Qi’an came together, and on New Year’s Eve, the atmosphere between the two stinky chess baskets was no longer as hostile as it used to be, and the demeanor and dialogue were very peaceful.

“Yu Guanzhu’s Heavenly Demon Great Transformation is really exquisite.” Li Maoqing praised.

“Imperial Teacher Li’s Heaven and Earth Datong is also brought to the point of perfection, hehe.” Yu Qi’an smiled.

Full of expert demeanor, it really seems like two national players are learning from each other.

After everyone was seated, Wanli Feisha picked up the wine glass.

“I’ll mention one first.” He skillfully said with a smile: “Golden Ox is celebrating the new year, saying goodbye to the old and welcoming the new. On this big day of celebration, a group of orphans gather here…”

“Hey, I still have a father!” Wang Longqi hurriedly stopped him.

“Seven young masters…” Wanli Feisha sighed then said, “You don’t fit in well.”

“Shut up.” The fox girl grabbed him sit down.

“Eat the dumplings, today’s dumplings are all made by me!” said the little koi with a smile.

Hearing this, Li Chu snorted and had an ominous premonition…

So he ate very carefully.

Sure enough, he just ate two of them, and his mouth slammed, biting a hard object.

When I spat it out, it turned out to be a copper coin.

Fortunately it wasn’t fish scales, he relieved.

“Hehe, it is our tradition to wrap copper coins in dumplings.” The little koi said with a smile: “Whoever eats it will make a fortune in the coming year.”

“It’s beautiful. Blessings.” Li Chu heartily nodded.

“Hmm…”

Everyone was congratulating Xi Fa Cai when they heard Li Maoqing hesitantly again.

“I’m going to make a fortune too?” The Imperial Teacher laughed out an item, “Huh?”

I saw a piece of white fish scales in his hand…

“What is this?” He looked terrified.

“This is also our tradition here.” Wang Longqi, who suffered losses during the Mid-Autumn Festival, said badly with a smile.

“Yeah!” The fox girl interfaced: “The dumplings are packed with fish scales, and people who eat them… have more than a few people every year.”

“en?” The Imperial Teacher had a look on his face Doubtful, “This is the first time I’ve heard…”

“That’s right.”

Everyone nodded, and hurriedly said auspicious words to Li Maoqing.

Yu Qi’an said: “There are a lot of peach blossoms!”