I Can’t Be The Sword God

2021-01-27

Chapter 309 Don’t think you are handsome and I won’t beat you (4600 words)

Dark night, dry mountain, a deep pool.

The pool is full of dark water.

The bright moon, the lone star, a dim light.

Under the lamp, there is a white bone.

This white bone has a strange shape, half of the body is colored glass and half is creamy-white. It looks like a humanoid, but its height is close to two zhang. It is absolutely impossible for ordinary people to achieve. physique.

A head is also pale and hideous, with two balls of Arcane Fire flashing in its eyes, the left eye is as pure as glass, and the right eye is as black as ink.

Clad in armor, it radiates a dull and dangerous sheen. On the right side is a large sword like a door, which is bloodthirsty.

It sat there quietly, as if it were the remains of an ancient hero.

At first glance, it is a sea of corpses and blood.

gu lu, gu lu.

The black deep pool in front of me suddenly appeared two bubbles.

Soon, more and more bubbles came out, and the whole deep water seemed to boil in the blink of an eye!

Then a head suddenly came up.

It’s like…the bean bubbles floating in the open hot pot soup.

“Bone Demon, this time has suffered a heavy loss.”

This bean bubble continued to rise, and soon revealed its full body. magic.

Actually “resurrected” from this deep water.

He rose from the deep pool, stepped on the water on foot, and came to the shore, complaining repeatedly.

“All the plants that I placed in Tuyang Cave, as well as the great rejuvenation medicine I made… are all in vain.”

The big white bone seems to have this problem. It didn’t care, it just held the big sword beside it, rubbed it, and asked coldly:

“Who killed you?”

“I don’t know. “The Medicine Demon said with lingering fears, “I only know that he is a Little Daoist Priest. He is characterized by… handsome, extremely handsome.”

“Why did he kill you?” The White Bone Demon asked again.

“I don’t know either…” Yao Shimo shook his head again, “They’re not very disciplined, they didn’t say anything before they started.”

“Then what do you know?”

The Bone Demon looked at him with a look of trash.

“You can’t blame me for that…” Yao Shimo’s expression was very innocent, “When they suddenly broke in, I asked, ‘Who are you’, he raised his hand with a sword, and quickly Ah.”

“The matter at the Tomb of Fuhuang is about to end.” White Bone demonic path: “If you find that corpse, and your revival medicine hasn’t been refined yet, City The Lord must be furious.”

“I can’t do anything about it, no one could have expected this accident. Besides, I’ve always been involved in the refining of medicine, and I don’t have any strong helpers. , the main medicine has not been caught yet.”

The pharmacist demon stood there, spread out his hands, aggrieved.

“City Lord asked me to practice, how can I practice?”

The Bone Demon nodded at the huge skull.

“I know you are really in trouble… My affairs over there are basically over. If you need help again, feel free to speak up.”

“Bone Demon, it really is My good brother.” Apothecary Demon seemed a little moved, and then said: “Then can you lend me some money? I just came out of deep water, and I am completely empty. You know, my plants burn a lot of money. “…”

“Suddenly remembered, I seem to have something to do…” The White Bone Demon stood up, picked up the big sword beside him, and strode away, “The clothes hanging at home are confiscated, the stove The soup is still boiling.”

“…”

The Medicine Master twitched his lips ·.

“Brother on the surface.”

……

The night was not over yet, and the Mizunohara was silent.

But in the endless gray night, there is a cluster of psychedelic lights.

On closer inspection, it is an exquisite three-story pavilion, which appears on this wasteland, which is very abrupt, but unreasonably yearning.

Second Layer in the attic, at this time, the red candles are shaded, and the chips are staggered.

A man with a brandy nose, shaggy hair, and a dirty body, wearing a rough cotton coat, although out of tune with the gorgeous decorations around him, sits high in the first place.

And beside him, is a half-old milf who still has the charm.

On the seats opposite, there are three shy young women, all of whom are generally fair-skinned, beautiful, and full of beauty.

The three girls and the woman were all wearing sheer gauze clothes, light and soft, and they were dazzling.

“Although Young Master saved my daughter’s life in the Great Lake, our family is not a casual gateway.” The woman gently pushed the man a glass of wine, and then said.

“If I hadn’t seen Young Master as your talent, I wouldn’t have made the decision to betroth my daughter to you.”

“Yes, yes.” The man nodded again and again.

Every time he bows his head, the candlelight hits the top of his head, shining brightly, reflecting the rays of light that are full of talents.

The three girls across from them all covered their mouths and chuckled.

“Look…” The woman pointed again, “How happy they are to hear that they can marry you.”

“Understandable.” The man laughed so hard Almost behind the ear.

“Our place is closed after all, and the girls may never have seen such a good boy as Young Master.” The woman flattered repeatedly, then raised her hand again, “Zhenzhen, Ai Ai. , Lianlian…”

“Who are you going to marry this Young Master?”

“I’ll come, I’ll come.” The girl named Lianlian was the first Stand up, “Young Master saved my life, I should devote one’s life to.”

“How about that?” The girl named Ai Ai pressed her down and stood up by herself: “How can the elder sister not leave the cabinet, the younger sister gets married first, let me do it!”

“Second sister is right.” Zhenzhen stood up, “I am the biggest here, I should be the first. Marry.”

“humph.” Ai Ai glanced at her and raised her chest, “That’s not necessarily true.”

“…” Zhenzhen looked at Ai Ai deliberately He raised his chest, looked down at himself again, and said with a flat mouth, “Mother, isn’t she bullying people?”

Compared to this, among the three sisters, Ai Ai is indeed the only one.

It’s only slightly worse than the original Mao Jiu.

“This…” The man was a little puzzled, “Who are they older?”

The woman lightly said with a smile: “They are triplets, according to birth As for the order, Zhenzhen should be the eldest sister, but in fact they are of the same age. But ah… now they are all vying to marry you, I am afraid you still have to choose Young Master Ren.”

“That’s okay. No way…” The man waved his hand, “No matter who I choose, wouldn’t it hurt the feelings of their sisters.”

“Young Master is kind…” The woman was about to say something else .

The man continued to say, “Can’t I marry three together?”

“Eh…”

The woman was startled, Looking at the light reflected on the top of the man’s head, he smiled, “You Young Master has a lot of ideas.”

“How?”

“Well, my family has a total of Three daughters, if you marry them together… wouldn’t that kill me?” The woman said with a smile: “Young Master, you should choose one soon.”

“Okay.” The man was slightly disappointed, looked up at the three girls again, and said, “Although I am a woodcutter and herbalist, my ancestors are also from a scholarly family, and they are from the seven families in Tiannan. I can climb relatives. If I want to marry a daughter-in-law, I have to find someone with connotation…”

He said, he pointed to the middle Ai Ai.

“I can see at a glance that you have the most connotation.”

……

“I’m exhausted and busy. Lai Lai so much, I still like big breasts.” Zhenzhen complained.

Lian Lian said with a smile: “That person doesn’t know what kind of toad it is, and he wants to marry the three of us together.”

“humph.” Zhenzhen pouted, ” So ordinary, yet so confident…”

After the banquet, Ai Ai led the man up to the third floor.

The remaining mother and daughter stayed in the hall to chat.

Lianlian stood by the window, staring out boredly, and said, “speaking of which, this time I’m the one I’m going to invite, and I’ll never be able to grab the second sister.”

“The next time I’m outside, I will inhale the yang qi.” Zhenzhen muttered.

“No way!” The woman immediately rolled her eyes, “The world is full of cultivators, and it’s too unsafe for you to rashly attract yang energy outside.”

“Oh… “Jane stuck out her tongue.

“Mother, someone seems to be coming outside.” Lian Lian who was standing at the window suddenly called out.

“en?” The woman raised her eyebrows, “Who is it?”

“Two Taoist priests, and a wealthy Young Master.” Lian Lian said.

“Taoist?” The woman thought for a while, “Don’t provoke them. If it’s all right, let them go.”

“But this Taoist…” A pityful voice It became a little strange, “He’s so… so that…”

tuktuktuk.

There is already a knock on the door downstairs.

“Go and open the door, be careful.” The woman gave him a look.

“I’ll go.” Lianlian rushed downstairs.

She ran downstairs quickly, took a deep breath, and opened the door. As soon as I opened the door, I saw a very dazzling face.

“Ah…” Under Lian Lian’s nervousness, the first sound out of her mouth was actually a moan.

“en?”

She hurriedly covered her mouth, then blushed again and asked, “Little Daoist Priest…but something?”

Door The Taoist priest outside smiled faintly, “Poor Daoist came from Hangzhou, heading for Qishan City on the Southern Border, passing through here, staying overnight, leaving at dawn, is it convenient?”

“My family is full of people. It’s a female family…” Lianlian blinked and whispered, “It’s very convenient.”

The Taoist priest outside this door is naturally Li Chu.

He, Duranke and Wang Longqi learned from the villagers in Shanbei that the place where Heizhu and Yaomei met was in this Mizunohara.

So I came here following the guidance of the villagers.

Sure enough, I saw such a pavilion.

“Little Daoist Priest, please come with me.” Lian Lian took Li Chu upstairs and asked at the same time, “The little girl’s name is Lian Lian, what’s your name?”

“Li Chu.”

Two voices followed.

“Poor Daoist Duranke.”

“Under Wang Longqi.”

“Ah!” Two people?”

“…”

“This is my Disciple, this is my friend, and they came here with me and entered the door together.” Li Chu explained.

Lian Lian smiled at him, “I haven’t seen it yet.”

The tone was as if I didn’t notice anything not worth mentioning, not two big living people . And even if he was reminded, he didn’t seem to plan to take a look.

Lao Du and Wang Longqi looked at each other.

Relatively silent, only a thousand lines of tears.

When Lian Lian led the three of them up to the second floor, the hall had been completely renovated, and there were no more remnants of seats, all of which were brand new wines and delicacies.

The woman and Jane came forward.

“The priests came just in time. Our mothers have just set up a table of banquets, and they haven’t started yet.”

“Aiya, mother has a heart…” In the familiar atmosphere, Wang Longqi immediately smiled.

Lao Du immediately grabbed him, “Seven young masters, don’t forget what we are here for.”

“Sorry.” Wang Longqi quickly woke up, “Professional habits. “

Li Chu raised his hand towards the woman, “No need, in fact, we came here mainly to inquire about something.”

“oh?”

Bright light glittering in the eyes of the woman, “What do the Taoists want to ask?”

“The day before yesterday, a Yaomei entered Shanbei Village, killed two villagers, and planted a A lot of curses.” Li Chu asked, “I want to ask a few of you if you know about this.”

The faces of the three women suddenly changed color and became gloomy.

The woman stared at Li Chu for a long while before she said, “Of course we don’t know.”

“But according to the testimony we got earlier, that beauty is indeed Marry from here. If you insist on not telling the truth, then I have to take some more drastic measures.” Li Chu said calmly.

“humph.” The woman raised her eyebrows, “Are you threatening me?”

“Yes.”

Li Chu admitted without the slightest hesitation .

He admitted so frankly, which made the woman’s words stagnate.

A burst of anger followed.

She took a step back and said angrily: “Don’t think I won’t hit you because you are handsome!”

Bang——

With a loud bang, A burst of colored smoke suddenly popped out of the woman, and eight long, hard, sickle-like crickets shot out from behind.

Her two daughters also transformed at the same time.

In an instant.

Many enchanting females, incarnated as spider spirits! The gorgeous hall was originally Pansi Cave Mansion!

The demon atmosphere is skyrocketing!

Li Chu is not panicking.

He raised his finger and spit out a soft voice: “Sure.”

One.

Two.

Three.

The wooden man.

The mother and daughter froze in place one after another.

Like three giant spider specimens, but in the blink of an eye, the baring fangs and brandishing claws are gone.

Become well-behaved and pitiful.

Effortlessly dismantling the enemy’s combat capability, Li Chu enabled the woman to speak again, and asked, “Aren’t you two?”

“No… The anger on the woman’s face disappeared, and she said in a very gentle voice: “We are just a few little spider spirits on this Mizunohara.”

“What the hell is going on with that medicine beauty?” ?” Li Chu asked again.

“This…”

The woman hesitated, as if weighing the pros and cons.

But soon she figured out what was the tradeoff. Life isn’t just about the dangers in the distance, but also the Little Daoist Priest and the sword in front of you.

So she said directly: “It’s made by the drug Empress, and it has nothing to do with us.”

“The drug Empress?”

“Yes, the drug Empress is The biggest monster in Mizunohara has cultivated here very early. She has a quirky temper and possesses great magical power. We are all afraid of her. A little monster like us, who dares to kill people, usually just tricks some passers-by to come in and suck the sun If you are angry, it will make them sick at most. But Empress doesn’t care about this, she often kills people with very cruel methods, and also kills other monsters.”

The woman’s eyes trembled, obviously very scared.

I don’t know if I’m afraid of Li Chu or the medicine Empress she mentioned.

“I have an impression from the last incident. She lied to the herb collector and said she was going to get married, but she didn’t have her own Cave Mansion, so she just borrowed my place. My cultivation is low, how dare I not borrow it. ”

Li Chu had glanced over with his mind before, and there was no resentment on the three mothers and daughters. It could be seen that they may attract people’s yang energy, but they have not killed anyone, so they are so gentle by means. At this time, listening to her words again, you can see that it is probably true.

He asked again: “Then do you know where to find her? “

“The medicine Empress is a precious medicine in the world. All creatures in the world covet her, so her whereabouts are always erratic, and no one can find her where…” The woman replied.

Li Chu slightly frowned.

As a result, the clue will be broken again.

“No way. Wang Longqi said dejectedly: “Then what about my father’s curse? “

“If you are trying to cure the curse of Empress, I actually know…” The woman suddenly said again.

“en? Do you know how to solve it?” “

“I know a little…” The woman rolled her eyes and said, “I can tell you, but you have to promise me, Daoist, that you won’t kill our mother and daughter after that.” “

“You yourself have not killed anyone, and you are not guilty of death.” Li Chu agreed.

The woman nodded, and then said, “I can’t solve it, but I know that the curse of medicine Empress is to bind people’s fate to a medicinal herb, called ‘Life medicine’. Then sell this medicinal herb that has tied people’s lives, many yin cultivators… are ghosts, you can use this for cultivation. As long as the life medicine matures and how the life medicine is disposed of, the person whose life number is bound will die. If you want to save that person, but you really can’t find the medicine Empress, you might consider getting the life medicine back. “

“Life medicine…” Li Chu asked: “Where does she usually sell life medicine?” “

“Those who need to buy this medicine are ghosts, so Empress will sell them to ghost markets.” “Woman said.

“Ghost city? “

“That’s right, Southern Border’s…underground ghost town.” ”

Little Daoist Priest’s eyes lit up.

Is there such a place?

I solemnly vowed to my editor today that I will try my best to write eight 1,000 words, but after a day of holding it, I still have to hold back more than 4,000 words, which is very painful.

(end of this chapter)

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