I Can’t Be The Sword God

2020-11-02

Chapter 168: Unexpected harvest of catching rape [Good morning, migrant workers]

As if to set off Wang Longqi’s mood at this time, outside It started to rain again. Autumn wind and autumn rain, I don’t know who to worry about.

He seemed to hear raindrops falling on the green grass.

“Li Chu…” Wang Longqi looked at Little Daoist Priest with a stiff smile: “Why are all these vegetables so bitter when you fry them?”

He chewed two more bites, Bah vomited it out, and then with a sad face, he confirmed for the last time, “Is that friend you’re talking about is me?”

Li Chu reached out and patted his shoulder, “Be strong.”

Li Chu patted his shoulder. p>

Immediately, he told the whole story softly.

After listening to this, Wang Longqi’s tears rolled in his eyes, and he was about to cry, saying, “You say in this world, why is it so difficult to find a good girl?”

Li Chu hurriedly comforted: “Probably because you’re not a good person.”

“Hiss.” Wang Longqi sucked in a breath of cold air, but stopped crying.

He bowed his head and said seriously: “Isn’t it true that I hurt too many girls in the past, and the retribution is all gathered together?”

Li Chu continued comforted: “You It makes sense, heaven is clear, you deserve it.”

“That’s not right.” Wang Longqi frowned and said, “I’ve only been playing for a few years, and I was punished. That old Taoist… …how many years has he been playing, and where is his retribution?”

Li Chu said: “Every old friend of my master is willing to reconcile with him, indicating that there was no resentment in the past. , how about you?”

Wang Longqi thought for a while: “Those who were close to me in the past… all wish me to die.”

After speaking, he was horrified for a while: “Thinking about it like this , the cultivation base of the old Taoist is really connecting to heaven penetrating the earth.”

Li Chu faintly felt that their understanding of “cultivation base” was different, but it was not important.

He asked, “Then you are not going to go back and have a look. After a while, that person may be leaving.”

“Yes!” Wang Longqi said. He patted his thigh: “Catch the traitor! That person is still at my house, and you still put a bunch of green leafy vegetables with me!”

He hurriedly ran out. .

“No, you have to go with me, what if I can’t beat him?” Wang Longqi said worriedly.

“If he kicked me out of the way, I couldn’t get up from the sick bed, only Huiniang would stay there… This woman will definitely not take good care of me! Give me a dose of poison and I’ll be completely cold. When the time comes I’ll shout again ‘wait for my brother Li Chu to come back’, but it’s too late.”

Li Chu planned to go with him. Yes, I was slightly surprised when I heard this at this time.

Why did this fellow suddenly become a prophet?

As usual, we took the waterway upstream and returned to Hangzhou Fucheng in less than one hour.

Wang Longqi ran back along the street, Li Chu said, “Don’t worry, he can’t run anymore.”

Sweeping his mind, he had already locked on the man in the attic breath. As long as that person doesn’t have the Divine Ability to teleport fifty miles, it will be very difficult for him to escape.

When their silhouettes appear on the street.

In the attic that Wang Longqi bought, a pair of men and women are lovingly preserved.

The man was closing his eyes and resting, casually saying some kind words to deceive Hui Niang, and at the same time warning all around. Suddenly, he opened his eyes and said in horror: “Your man is back!”

Huiniang also paled: “You go quickly.”

No need for her to say, the man He also turned around, and when he fell to the ground, he was already dressed.

“Let’s meet again in the future.”

Leave a sentence, others have turned into smoke, through the backyard wall.

Li Chu’s eyes tightened, Monster Qi.

It turned out to be a monster, so bold!

“I’ll take a step first.” After saying that, he made a little effort and disappeared in front of Wang Longqi with a squeak.

Leaving Wang Longqi and the roadside fruit vendor, looked at each other in blank dismay.

It was not unpleasant to escape that wisp of blue smoke. If it weren’t for that, he wouldn’t dare to take such a big risk to cast magic in the palace and expose Monster Qi.

Anyone who happens to pass by a cultivator and feels this monster Qi, he may be able to subdue him and interrogate him.

This is still good-natured.

If you meet someone with a big temper, don’t ask, just start with a set of Heavenly Dragon.

But no matter how fast he was, he couldn’t be faster than Li Chu.

Under the infinite flash, Li Chu moved several dozen meters in an instant, and suddenly appeared in the backyard under the attic.

The monster was a wisp of blue smoke in the eyes of mortals at this time. In Li Chu’s eyes, as long as he used the magic method, there would be a mass of Monster Qi floating in the air.

He pointed directly, “Sure.”

Bang.

The silhouette of the monster in the blindfold froze, quickly transformed into a human shape, and with a thud, fell to the ground face down.

Li Chu stepped forward, picked up the body, and went back to the attic.

The whole process is in a flash, but there is no urgency at all, showing a relaxed freehand, indescribably chic.

Upstairs, Wang Longqi had just returned and was questioning Huiniang.

“Tell me, what’s the man’s name?” he asked.

“His name is Dongfang E.” Huiniang replied weakly.

Li Chu just came in, and when he heard the name, he said that he really wanted to hide it.

He threw the man to the ground and said, “This is a monster.”

“A monster?” Wang Longqi gave him a suspicious look, then looked towards Huiniang, ” Wow, it’s no wonder that when I met you, I felt so attached… dare we both be similar in this respect?”

Huiniang tentatively said: “If I say this is the first time, you will forgive me. Me?”

Wang Longqi hehe sneered twice.

Hui Niang cried again: “I just made a mistake that all women in the world will make…”

Seeing that it was useless to accept the softness, the monster lay on the ground and groaned again. Without saying a word, he said again: “I was forced to…”

Li Chu random point, opened Dongfang E’s mouth.

“Fart!”

Dongfang’e immediately shouted: “It is clear that she ties silk to the bamboo pole holding the window every day when you are not at home, and calls me here on her own initiative! “

“And this?” Wang Longqi looked towards Hui Niang.

Huiniang also shouted: “It’s clearly you who gave me the medicine! Forcing me not to unyielding to obey you…”

Dongfang’e cried: “The first time I didn’t Forcing you, it’s obviously you who undressed first!”

Huiniang exclaimed: “It’s clearly you who came to find me first!”

Dongfang’e shouted: “It’s clearly You hit me with a bamboo pole first, and then led me to the door to return the bamboo pole!”

Huiniang exclaimed, “The bamboo pole was clearly the loud noise of Flying Peak that day, and I was shocked that my hand shook before it fell off. !”

“Yes.” Having said that, she looked towards Wang Longqi: “Qilang, if you want to investigate the culprit, you should find the person who caused the loud noise in the Flying Arrival Sect that day!!”

“Yes.” p>

“Stop talking.”

Li Chu heard that the momentum was not right, so he quickly stopped the fight.

Wang Longqi was a little dizzy. Looking at this pair of adulterer and harmonious wife, he didn’t know who to blame first.

He asked Li Chu, “How do you say you should punish them?”

This kind of thing is quite difficult to handle when you think about it carefully. Killing it directly… It’s too wrong. I was so angry just now, I really didn’t think about what to do next.

Li Chu said: “Report to the official.”

Wang Longqi wondered: “The government still cares about this?”

“I don’t know about people. .” Li Chu skipped Hui Niang and said to Dongfang E: “The demon is definitely in charge, go down to the Skyward Tower…”

As soon as he said these words, Dongfang E exclaimed wildly: ” Don’t! Don’t send me into the Skyward Tower! I absolutely can’t go in! There will be an accident if I go in!”

“No way, No way?” Wang Longqi said: “You come to my house to steal people, no Do you still hope to be fine?”

“You can punish me privately, even if you castrate me!” The monster begged bitterly: “You just can’t send me to the Skyward Tower! And… I dare Swear by monster core, she really seduced me first!”

Huiniang was furious when she saw him say this, and directly took out killing move and said, “Qilang, he just told me that he wanted to use it. The magic trick kills you! Said that he has caught up with a monster Sect, who can cheat and change his position to become you and live!”

The monster was horrified: “How dare you say anything?”

Hearing this name, Li Chu’s eyes shined and asked: “The monster Sect he said is the Demon Sect?”

“That’s right!” Huiniang nodded with great relief.

“Alas—”

Dongfang E sighed and closed his eyes.

It’s over, it’s over.

(end of this chapter)