I Can’t Be The Sword God

2020-11-02

Chapter 132 Chen Huaji’s Dog Licking Diary

The first time Chen Huaji met Liu Qinglian was on her first stage.

At that time, Taogulou started to build momentum a month in advance, and even promoted the little Young Lady Liu as a “beautiful girl once in 4,000 years”, which whetted the appetite of the literati in the city.

It is actually a very dangerous behavior to make such a campaign, because once the good girl does not meet people’s expectations, the greater the expectations, the greater the disappointment.

However, little Young Lady Liu met the expectations of the whole city.

And much more than that.

She wore the same costume as the dancers around her for the first song of the day, but in the crowd, everyone could see that she was different at a glance.

One dance to the south.

After returning home, Chen Huaji wrote in his diary.

“On June 13th, I remember seeing you for the first time. You are beautiful alone in the crowd.”

“Just today, I met the true love of my life, little Young Lady Liu. “

“This time it’s true love…”

“And the previous love for Yan Xiaoyao, Chen Baiyi, Dai Lunong, Sui Yangliu, Chu Qingyan, Xiao Mingyue…” It’s different.”

“I swear.”

“By the way, let’s void all the previous oaths.”

……

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Seven days later, when the curiosity of all the literati and literati in the whole city had reached its peak, Taogulou let the little Young Lady Liu perform again.

And after the performance, choose Yake Qingtan on the peach blossom list to accumulate popularity.

The reward for Taogulou is replaced by peach blossoms made of silk. Ten taels of silver can be exchanged for a peach blossom, and scholars and scholars who meet a girl they like can give peach blossoms as a gift.

Front-row Yakis who donate more can be on the Peach Blossom List.

Little Young Lady Liu chooses to talk to, not necessarily the most rewarded, but must be on the peach blossom list.

This day, Chen Huaji did not make the list.

He donated a valuable pearl hairpin in exchange for twenty peach blossoms. If it were another girl, it would definitely be enough to make the list.

But the popularity of Young Lady Liu is extraordinary.

Although Skyward Tower’s salary is very high, his shot is still a bit unattractive compared with those who spend a lot of money.

So he wrote it down.

“On June 21st, if I was young and didn’t have low self-esteem, I would definitely have a lot of wives and concubines.”

“Today, I realized the pain caused by poverty, and I donated a Two hundred taels of pearl flowers are not enough to make the list.”

“There are too many people who like Little Young Lady Liu.”

“But this also shows that I have good eyesight.”

“Hopefully, she can wear that beaded flower.”

“So when she meets other literati.”

“I can also feel a sense of participation.”

……

After another seven days, this time, Chen Huaji arrived at Taogu Building early, and was in Xiao Young Before Lady Liu appeared, she donated a whole month’s salary.

Finally, he was on the list, even occupying the number one spot for a time.

Up to 3 breaths time.

Unfortunately, he was not selected in the final link.

After all, there are hundreds of literati on the list.

So he wrote it down.

“On June 28, I met you in my lifetime, and it took all my luck.”

“I finally got a little Young Lady Liu today.”

“The list.”

“When she read my name and said thank you.”

“I feel that my life has changed since then. .”

“Looking back now, it seems like…”

“The cold porridge in the pot has become fragrant.”

“The pickles in the rice bowl have become sweet. It’s gone.”

“Last night’s steamed buns softened.”

“Although the house was leaking, it was very warm.”

“I decided .”

“Starting tomorrow, I’m going to work two jobs.”

……

After another seven days, Chen Huaji dragged his tired body and came to Arrived at Taogu Building.

Recently, he was on duty at Skyward Tower during the day, and at night he also took care of the nursing home for a large family.

Rely on the Divine Soul of the Divine Fusion Realm Early-Stage cultivator to be powerful and sleep only one hour a day.

In fact, if you are a serious Divine Fusion Realm practitioner, you are quite respected.

Just hanging a sign on a big family, and occasionally making one or two hands, can make a considerable income every month.

But…

Chen Huaji only knows Five Elements Escape.

The worship that the big family needs is to deter others, or to sit in the house.

At least one bluffing Divine Ability is required.

And Chen Huaji…professional proficient in various departments.

The output is all by talisman.

Well…

He had no choice but to surrender himself and go to a night nursing home.

The family that hired him was because the house was very big, and he was worried about snitches at night, but the ladies in the family were very afraid of dogs…

A night-time-use Chen Huaji , which perfectly fills this void.

When he walked into Taogulou, he carried all his savings in his arms.

With these savings, he barely made it to the bottom of Young Lady Liu’s list.

He couldn’t believe it when the emcee said his name at the end.

Am I selected?

Am I selected?

Am I selected?

I have the opportunity in my life to be able to chat face to face (across the screen) with little Young Lady Liu for one hour.

Gosh.

It’s worth dying.

He was still dizzy when the little maid led him upstairs and went round and round to Little Young Lady Liu’s parlour.

Little Young Lady Liu said softly and sat down.

He sat down like a dream, and immediately gave a big smile.

This smile is warm and innocent.

Across the light screen of flowers and birds, he could see the slender figure and elegant face of the little Young Lady Liu, as if in front of him.

He hardly knew what he said.

But every sentence is deeply imprinted in my mind.

When he got home, he wrote excitedly.

“On July 5th, I want to take you to the romantic Liuhua River, and then together, to Shenluo and Chaoge.”

“Today I was chosen to be with the little Young Lady Liu talked about it.”

“I spoke to her in 68 sentences, 782 words, 80% of which were spoken by me and 20% by her.”

“In her words, except for ‘oh’, ‘hehe’, and ‘then what’, there are more than 40 words.”

“Full of dry goods.”

“I asked her a lot of thoughtful and polite questions.”

“For example.”

“Have you eaten?”

” What are you eating?”

“What are you doing?”

“How much do you make a month?”

“How old are you?”

“A few members of the family”

“…”

“After this long talk, I have a very deep understanding of Young Lady Liu.”

“Trust me, my witty and connotative conversation must have left a deep impression on her.”

“This is just our first conversation.”

“It’s a long time coming.”

“The only regret is that.”

“She’s too tired.”

“We only chatted for one hour. “

“She just said she wanted to go to bed earlier today.”

“Go to take a shower first.”

…

After More than a month later, Chen Huaji’s thoughts of Young Lady Liu intensified.

He believes that the last time we said goodbye, Young Lady Liu should also have several points of nostalgia for herself.

In the past month or so, Little Young Lady Liu’s fame has grown.

The speed at which he works two jobs cannot match the growth rate of the literati who like her.

Little Young Lady Liu’s peach blossom list, he has never been involved again.

But with the performance of Young Lady Liu, he never missed a beat.

He was overjoyed when he heard that she had squeezed out Xiao Mingyue to become the oiran this year.

Although Xiao Mingyue is still his last true love…

But…

The most important thing for a man is to be single.

There is only one tongue, and there can only be one true love.

Mid-Autumn Festival.

He waited and waited and waited and waited.

Wait until the full moon rises into the sky, shining through the clouds.

Wait until the lanterns are on, and there are thousands of colorful lights.

Wait until she wears a bright moon and rosy clouds and slowly descends from the sky along the transparent ribbon, at that moment, all living beings are turned upside down.

That dance, devastatingly beautiful.

He was as enthralled as the thousand-absolutely audience.

But absolutely didn’t expect, after that dance, she slumped to the ground, manifesting as a demon.

The crowd rioted, and she was arrested on the spot under the door of Skyward Tower, who was present, and put her in jail.

He was also at the door of the Skyward Tower, but he stayed there.

So…is she a fairy?

Walking corpse all the way back to the residence, after thinking for a long time, he made up his mind.

He believed that the little Young Lady Liu was a kind woman, and whether she was a human being or a demon, she never did anything wrong.

But according to the law of Heluo, the monsters that infiltrate the city and cause riots will be exiled at light level and sold at serious level.

He couldn’t watch little Young Lady Liu become a slave!

We must save her!

The prison at Skyward Tower is heavily guarded.

Fortunately, Young Lady Liu was only kept in the First Layer.

With his escape technique, it shouldn’t be difficult to bring her in and out. As for the key to the shackles, it is not difficult for the inner ghost to obtain.

After a well-thought-out plan in mind.

He wrote again.

“August 15th, you know that even if the heavy rain turns the city upside down, I will hold you in my arms.”

“I decided to save the little Young Lady Liu.”

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“Although she was born in brotherel, she has become a monster.”

“But I believe she is a good girl.”

“Although it is dangerous, as long as you pass this Time to rob prison, and it is worth it if she can see my true heart.”

“I decide…”

“From now on, I will be called Chen Qing if I give birth to a boy, and I will be called Chen Qing if I give birth to a girl. Chen Lian.”

……

This night.

He bravely broke into the Skyward Tower prison, charged into the battle, and rescued the little Young Lady Liu.

But little Young Lady Liu didn’t recognize her at first glance.

Well…

She has just experienced ups and downs, and she is in a trance, which is normal.

Fortunately, she remembered her identity when she mentioned her name.

It shows that he is still very unique to her.

Right?

But even if I remembered my identity.

She doesn’t seem to trust herself very much.

Well…

She’s a weak woman… weak Banshee, it’s normal to feel insecure in the human world.

As long as she slowly reveals her friendliness and sincerity, she will soon be melted by her love.

Right?

At this time a Little Daoist Priest appeared.

She suddenly… trusted that Little Daoist Priest.

He also grabbed his alert self and said that Little Daoist Priest was not a bad person.

That Little Daoist Priest looks nothing but handsome.

Well…

As a brotherl woman, it’s normal for her to feel kind to “the cultivator”.

Right?

Little Daoist Priest came over, his face clearly expressionless.

And his smile is warm and innocent.

But the little Young Lady Liu approached him subconsciously.

Still getting closer.

She is still relying on.

Don’t rely on it, please.

Rely on.

Well…

Since she said that she is not a fairy, it may be that she is not used to this snake body. It is also a normal thing to lean on some nearby objects.

Right?

Looking at the little Young Lady Liu leaning on Little Daoist Priest tenderly, the more she talked, the happier she seemed.

Chen Huaji’s warm and innocent smile disappeared, the corners of his mouth gradually curved downward, his nostrils gradually expanded, and tears were looming in his eyes…

He remembered silently in the heart.

“August 16, I shouldn’t be in the temple, I should be at the bottom of the temple.”

“I rescued the little Young Lady Liu with all my supplemented untold hardships.”

“She’s closer to a Little Daoist Priest than me.”

“But… it’s okay.”

“Just tell me later You are innocent.”

“I must believe you.”

I cried as I wrote this chapter.

ps: This is a chapter I designed with great care, and I have written it for a long time, and there is absolutely no perfunctory word. If you have to talk about water, I can’t help it. I will continue to write with my heart, and I will still try new bridges. If you think it’s funny, keep watching, and if you think it’s watery, I can’t keep it. Anyway, thanks a lot.

(end of this chapter)