I Can’t Be The Sword God

2020-11-02

Chapter 1 The Sword on Ten Mile Slope [New book for collection! ]

“Level 71…”

Li Chu murmured and swung the long sword down.

A lantern flickering with Nether Ghost fire at about one zhang in front of him instantly went out, and then fell into two halves. It turned out to be cut off by his casual sword!

It was already midnight, but there was a young Taoist priest in a water and fire robe hanging out in this wilderness. The scene was quite strange.

For a long time, he is tall and handsome. If he gets closer, he can still see his clear eyebrows, eyes and facial features, and his eyes are shining brightly. appearance.

As he roams around, every now and then a Ghost Fire lantern is drawn out of the darkness, trying to deceive him. It’s a pity that during the ups and downs of sword glow, no lantern can go half a step beyond the thunder pool.

Every time a lantern is cut off, some white light spots that cannot be seen by ordinary people will rise from the remnant of the lantern and merge into the body of the Taoist priest.

“Alas—” Li Chu sighed and said to himself: “Sure enough, as I got higher and higher, the experience provided by the lantern monster became less and less. At first, a lantern monster gave me less and less experience. You can upgrade to Level 1, but this time it took a whole two months. If this goes on, I don’t know when the next upgrade will be.”

“But,” he changed his words and continued: “Although this upgrade is slow, it is better than…safety!”

His eyes looked in a distant direction, as if he had clearly understood the endless darkness, and saw those vicious existences that chose people to devour.

“This world is too dangerous, monsters, demons, ghosts, rare beasts… Evils fill the entire Heaven and Earth, it can be said to be a crisis step by step! Looking for monsters with high experience, It is bound to take more risks. Although I don’t know how strong I am now, I must not be strong. To be on the safe side, I’d better stay at Ten Mile Slope for a while.”

“Man, just want to I can stand the loneliness, stand the temptation… I can kill the lantern monster!”

While he was talking to himself, he had already killed five or six lantern monsters at will. Precise, perfected.

……

It has been almost a year since Li Chu came to this world.

A year ago, he was a graduate who had just finished the college entrance examination, and was depressed because he made a fatal mistake and only took the second place in the province.

On a boring afternoon, he played an old Xianxia game. Unexpectedly, it opened a door to evil.

When he woke up, he found that he had come to a strange world.

There is a Ten Mile Slope outside Yuhang Town, and there is a Cloud Heart Temple on Ten Mile Slope, and he becomes a Little Daoist Priest in Cloud Heart Temple.

Of course, it doesn’t matter who he is.

The important thing is that in this world, Divine Immortal, demons… These settings in the game have all become real! And Li Chu, who originally manipulated the virtual character, has also become a flesh and blood body that will hurt and die!

His mind suddenly collapsed.

Anyone can slaughter all sides across the screen, but when the daoist comes to this world, there is only one thought left in his mind – to live with a smile.

The west side of Ten Mile Slope is adjacent to a Chaotic Burial Mound, withered tombs in the wilderness, coupled with the abundance of Spiritual Qi, some ghosts will inevitably spawn, and the lantern monster is the most common one.

The power of the lantern monster is quite weak, its essence is some solitary soul with weak spirituality, the unbound ghost is attached to the phosphorous fire, showing the appearance of a lantern. Once the pedestrians approach, the soul will be hit.

The ghosts of this level, as long as they are men with a little emphasis on yang energy, can disperse them. Even if it is successfully collided with, it is only a minor illness, and it will not be a big problem.

So for so many years, there is no cultivation person to rectify – because everyone is too lazy to do it. And the people near Yuhang Town also know that they don’t pass through Ten Mile Slope at night, so no one will be harmed.

Until Li Chu appears.

When he discovered that he could gain experience by killing monsters to improve his strength, Ten Mile Slope’s Lantern monsters ushered in an unprecedented catastrophe…

Who made them It is the weakest ghost in a radius of 100 miles, and can spawn continuously, making it an excellent upgrade option.

It’s halfway through the night.

Li Chu retracted his sword and turned to walk back.

He understands the truth of fishing without exhaustion, so he won’t kill to the last one. Every time he finishes killing Lantern monsters, he has to give them three or four days to recuperate.

In the past few days, he would go to the woods in the east to hunt ghost bees, go to the wasteland in the south to find the wine urn monster, and go to the foot of the mountain in the north to brush black hair balls.

If there is one thing these all kinds of little monsters have in common, they are weak…

In this dangerous world, the weak and helpless Li Chu is the Relying on these weaker ghosts, he grew himself little by little.

……

Little Daoist Priest strode forward on the moonlight, the mountain wind fluttering his robes and carrying his sword, and soon saw an ancient Taoist temple.

The outer wall of the Taoist Temple can clearly see the mottled traces of the years, and half of the wall is covered with climbing Mountain Tiger. The gold paint on the plaque above has fallen off, leaving only the three empty word marks of “Cloud Heart Temple”.

Li Chu pushed the door and entered, the spacious front yard was paved with blue bricks, and in the center was a great cauldron made of copper, with three thick millennium incense sticks inserted into the tripod. Across the front yard is the Three Purities main hall.

A golden body of Three Purities is enshrined on the Divine Stage in the hall. Li Chu nods to the Divine Stage at will, even after saying hello, and then goes straight through.

As the soul of a modern man, even if he came to a world of strange and chaotic gods, he couldn’t have much respect for these gods.

Li Chu’s thoughts are very simple, if I believe in you can really realize my wish, then I will definitely believe in you. If not, then sorry, everyone goes their separate ways.

On the first day he arrived, he made a wish to go home. Obviously, it didn’t come true…

The backyard was much smaller and messier , loess ground, an old locust tree with luxuriant branches and leaves in the corner, a well under the locust tree with a stone cover, and a stone bench next to the well. Even in summer, the surrounding area of this well is freezing cold. Sitting next to it seems to be facing the open refrigerator door, so the master and disciple often enjoy the coolness and chat here.

There are three small rooms in the courtyard, one is owned by Yu Qi’an, the other is owned by Li Chu, and the other is the kitchen—also Li Chu’s.

Li Chu crept into the small courtyard and quietly returned to his bedroom, for fear of disturbing the master.

His master, Cloud Heart Temple lord Yu Qi’an, is a true Taoist expert – at least according to him.

Daoist Priest Yu claimed to be a warrior in the Jianghu in his early years, eliminate demons to protect the dao, and did a lot of killing karma, so he came to this small Taoist temple to live in seclusion and vowed not to kill again.

When he was so excited, he often told Li Chu stories about his youth. What is Chaoge beheading the devil with a glass of wine, slaying the Flood Dragon on the Eastern Sea, Kunlun opening the gate of heaven under the moon… There are countless scenes of extremely mysterious and abstruse, which are breathtaking!

So Li Chu’s highest hope for fighting monsters every day is to become a master like a master.

After a simple wash, he ended a tiring and fulfilling day, removed his clothes and went to bed, ready to fall asleep. In the era of no mobile phone and no Internet, his sleep was much more stable.

Thinking of the weak self and taking a step closer to the powerful master, Li Chu’s face couldn’t help showing a satisfied smile…

(End of this chapter)