I can summon outrageous partners

Chapter 500 499. "I am super, lady!"

"Zhuyeqing announces his surrender. The winner of this game is Elizabeth! The other team adds one point!" As Zhuyeqing surrendered, Captain Dragonfly announced the result of the game.

The number plate on Captain Dragonfly's chest representing points also changed to 01:01.

"Very good. Although I won very humiliatingly. I have absolutely no martial arts or samurai spirit. I don't want to be associated with these people... but at least I got a point back!" Shinpachi thought for a long time before sighing. Said in one breath.

"Don't worry so much about the process. Whatever ends well is good, Miaomiaoji." Gintoki was like a gentle big brother, placing his palm on Shinpachi's head and stroking his hair.

"Yin Sang, it's really Asasi, I'm coming too."

Everyone in Wanshiwu is one family. Seeing such a beautiful scene, Kagura also joined in.

Shinpachi should have been moved. If Gintoki Kagura's fingers had not been in their nostrils three seconds ago, they would have been moved.

Shinpachi threw him over his shoulder and directly hit Gintoki, the leader, to the ground: "Forget it, Mr. Gui didn't call my name right once, Gin-san, you did it on purpose, right? Can't you get away with the name Meow Meow?" "

With Gintoki as his punching bag, Shinpachi felt much more comfortable. He held his chin with his hand. He looked at Captain Dragonfly who was cleaning up the scene - there were too many bullet holes and bullet casings on it. It would take some time and he murmured softly:

"The last round is light kung fu, which is not very similar to the previous two. This one is no longer a competition of physical strength, but a competition of agility and speed.

But just considering the speed, there is no need to worry. We have Marukolong here, and he can roll at full speed very quickly. "

The prototype of Wanzilong is a rat woman. It looks more like a tire to the naked eye. When it wants to move at high speed, it can indeed shrink into a ball and then roll directly.

"Why not let the gorilla come on? As long as someone sits on his back and catches a sister's OO with a fishing rod, the gorilla will run faster than anyone else, right Aru?" Kagura's smart IQ immediately Came up with a brilliant answer.

"Kagura, do you think Mr. Kondo is-"

"Dear Miss Kagura, do you really have a wonderful OO? You are really good at judging people. I am the king of running -" Kondo Isao, who was already kneeling on one knee in front of Kagura, was greeted by Shinpachi angrily. Kick your feet away.

"Mr. Kondo, when I'm talking to you, can you please stop hitting me in the face immediately! What obsession do you have with my sister's OO! Bastard!" Shinpachi punched Kondo Isao again. Just fly away.

At this moment, in the eyes of everyone on the opposite side, Shinpachi is the strongest being in the other team - after all, he knocks people away everywhere, right?

"Kagura, hand over my sister's OO!" After dealing with Isao Kondo, Shinpachi looked at Kagura angrily.

"Oh——" Kagura seemed to have eaten something shocking, "So Xiaomiao, you are treating Sister Miao..."

"What's going on in your head! I want to prohibit you from using my sister's OO to cheat!" Shinpachi wants to fight for Shimura Miao's reputation!

"Oh, you are so stupid, you four-eyed meow. How could I really have Sister A Miao's OO? When the time comes, I can just use Xiao Yin's OO to fool him, right? Aru." Kagura said with an indifferent expression. .

"Using my OO is too much, isn't it? Why not use Sadharu's OO? Or the table's OO? OO's OO?" Gintoki, who was lying down wherever he fell, raised his head and faced God at this time Le said.

"Actually, I think my OO will be better than OO's OO." Gui also joined the conversation.

"I don't comment on your OO, but Mr. Hijikata's OO is the worst." Okita Sougo, who was dying just now, now seemed to have no serious problem, stuck his head out and said.

Shinpachi's eyes switched back and forth between everyone's faces, and their expressions gradually became more beautiful.

He covered his ears in horror:

"Why is this OO that everyone has? Even OO himself has OO? What the hell is it! I have been silenced all the time, I don't understand it at all, but why can you all understand it! I have been kicked out of Gintama Really? I am Masaki Suda in the third dimension! How dare the production team do that!

Don’t you want the ratings? I'm going to resign! "

"Now let's start the third game!" At this time, Captain Dragonfly's voice interrupted the debate about OO.

"The third game, Qinggong!"

"Both parties competing in Qinggong in this round are not allowed to attack their opponents, nor are they allowed to interfere with the opponent's weighing. Their bodies must be in contact with the scale surface, and they are not allowed to use any abilities such as levitation or flying."

"The weight value is the value after the pointer is completely stable for five seconds."

On the martial arts stage, two weight scales that are common in warehouses and are generally used to measure the weight of goods suddenly appeared.

"Failure is determined by one of the following three conditions: attacking the opponent, being heavier than the opponent, or admitting defeat."

"Because Elizabeth won the last game, this game the other team will send players first, and the Zhu Xie team will take the second place."

After finishing speaking, Captain Dragonfly looked towards Shinpachi.

"Now, ask the other team to select a contestant within three minutes."

There was silence.

It was not Shinpachi who spoke first, but Kisaragi who was already ready to play.

As if she had been insulted, she looked at Captain Dragonfly angrily:

"The competition in Qinggong is based on weight?! Whoever is lighter wins!? Captain Dragonfly! Who taught you the definition of Qinggong!"

As a master of Qinggong who mastered the shadow dance steps, Ruyue was confident in her own Qinggong. When she felt that it was her turn to win back a victory for the team, she ended up telling herself that the competition was about weight?

Are you playing?

"That stone statue has no face to show off." Captain Dragonfly said quietly and without confidence.

"That's right! We might as well use OO to seduce Mr. Kondo!" Shinpachi complained belatedly, "In terms of weight, we are all big guys! There are no light guys!"

Needless to say, none of the iron skin bumps in "Iron Armored Treasure" are light, and Gintama himself is not much better either.

As for the opponent, let alone the extra rice, even if Ruyue still plays, his own weight will crush the opponent.

"Meow, meow, meow, why have you forgotten this lady, Aru? Ladies are very light." Kagura said shyly.

"You're picking your nostrils with Gin-san just now! Kagura! Don't you know who eats the most in the House of All Things? Even Sadaharu can't eat you! You're not underweight at all! "

Shinpachi turned to look at the girl who spent most of the food and beverages in Wanshiwu, and was furious.

"Glasses really likes to say some sad words." Kagura felt sad, "After some words are said, the damage caused cannot be undone. Don't you really understand..."

"I'm afraid I won't be able to do any harm to you Kagura! I've always been worried about the fact that you and Gin-san didn't even leave a bite for me when we ate snow crab last time! And those times when we were sukiyaki! We sang and danced Dozens of times at the tavern! Dozens of times at the izakaya..."

Count the crimes of Kagura and Gintoki? Shinpachi has so much say, these two guys are simply too numerous to mention!

"However, Xinba Miao shouldn't lose weight to that mouse, right?" Gintoki said at this time, "He only weighs more than thirty grams."

Shinpachi: "?"

But then he understood what Gintoki wanted to express, and punched him away again, angrily complaining: "Shinpachi is a human being, not a pair of glasses!"

But the next second, he found that his vision was blurred, and he could only hear Sougo Okita saying to Captain Dragonfly:

"Hello, Captain Dragonfly, our player has been chosen, it's him, Shinba Miao."

Captain Dragonfly's mouth seemed to be twitching: "You call these glasses a human being?"

"Captain Dragonfly, I have already said that these are not glasses, these are Xiba Miao. People's physiques cannot be generalized. It is normal for the glasses to look exactly the same.

This child usually doesn't like to talk or move, so please take good care of our Xiba Meow, please! "

"Mr. Okita! Just stop it! And why is my name changed to Nishihachi!"

"No! Please re-select the contestants!" The selfless Captain Dragonfly has pushed back his glasses and no longer listens to Sougo's bullshit.

"Nishipachi, you are such a Nishipachi." Okita Sougo finally returned the glasses to Shinpachi, but said with some disgust.

"Mr. Okita," Shinpachi's mouth twitched, "You've been going around for so long just to scold me, right?"

"Oh, how could that happen?" Sougo smiled and scratched his head.

"Perhaps I have another plan! Thank you for having me, a collective of all the wisdom of the orangutan." Plan A failed, and the wise Gui called everyone together and prepared to announce plan B.

Shinpachi wanted to step forward to listen, but was stopped. Then Gui shook his head:

"Meow Meow, you can't listen."

"Huh? Mr. Gui! Why can't I listen?" Shinpachi's eyes widened.

"You are complaining. If you listen now, you won't be able to complain during the competition. This is not good." Gui said seriously.

"Are you going to be discriminated against if you complain about it? And you said so, your plan must be very "Gintama"!"

Lin Li, on his side, was also discussing countermeasures.

"If we compare weight, how about more rice? He must be the lightest among us." Thunder Tiger said straightforwardly and simply.

"Lin Li, do you have any ideas that don't respect martial ethics?" Xianchi looked at Lin Li.

This martial arts tournament has nothing to do with martial arts. Everyone already has an expectation in their hearts.

They, who have no dirty intentions, must listen to Lin Li's heart.

Lin Li did not speak immediately, but looked at Captain Dragonfly:

"Captain Dragonfly, do these two scales belong to each other? For example, the left side is fixed to our Evil Execution Team, and the right side is fixed to the other team?"

Captain Dragonfly shook his head: "There is no such thing."

Lin Li nodded and looked at Kagura and the others who had an evil smile on their faces.

If they belong, the Gintama characters can directly occupy the weight scale of their own team, so that their weight will be counted as that of their own team.

But now that there is no ownership, no interruption or attack is allowed during the weighing. Does it look like a pure PK weight?

Then why is the other person smiling so evilly?

Did they have another evil plan?

The one with the most mysterious weight is probably Elizabeth, but he has already played.

Moreover, from the corner of his eye, he just saw Gintoki and others throwing Shinpachi's glasses up, but they were thrown back by Captain Dragonfly - it seemed that Shinpachi's true form could not play either.

"After the Cyclone Claw is demonized, does the weight still exist?" When Lin Li asked this question, the opposite contestant was already on the stage - it was Kagura.

"It seems that the answer to this question is not important anymore."

Lin Li thought for a while and said to Ru Yue, who was helpless after being insulted by Qing Gong:

"Let Kisaragi go up and find your own scale immediately. If Kagura dares to approach, you should take the initiative to meet her. Any movement she makes will be regarded as an attack on you."

"In short, protect your scale. There may be some tricks on the other side."

Everyone believed in Lin Li's judgment and nodded after hearing this. Ruyue also cheered up again: "Don't worry, if she wants to do anything to the scale, she will definitely do it to me first."

"The third game begins!" Captain Dragonfly announced after the two took the stage.

Following Lin Li's instructions, Ru Yue immediately chose a scale that was closer to her and stood guard next to it.

But Kagura across from her didn't seem to make a move on her at all, and walked towards the other scale carelessly.

"Hey! Kid! In order to lose weight, do you want to pull an O on stage?" Okita Sougo was watching the fun in the audience.

"Don't say dirty words like O in front of a light lady."

"Lady Goddess Le, then you should pull your little fingers out of your nostrils! What's so ladylike about you!" Shinpachi hates that iron cannot be transformed into steel.

Kagura stood on the scale, and her calm eyes suddenly turned angry:

"Xiba! When did his weight become 110 kilograms, Alu! Yesterday, I only weighed 109 kilograms. This is not reasonable at all, Alu!"

"This is obviously very reasonable!" Shinpachi complained.

When Ruyue heard this, her eyes lit up. She jumped on the scale and stepped on it, but she did not stop on it. Instead, she used the shadow dance step to keep spinning on it.

And with this rotation, the pointer of the scale really stabilized, and the number pointed by the pointer was 10—only ten pounds!

A whole hundred pounds lighter than Kagura!

victory is in sight!

"Ah, so, Chinese girl, there must be something wrong with the scale, right!" An evil smile appeared on Gui's face at this time.

"So--"

"You broken scale! Let me fix it for you!!" Kagura nodded heavily, and when the pointer was about to stabilize for five seconds, she raised her fist high.

"boom--"

The sound of breaking glass was heard.

It was Kagura's fist that broke the screen of the scale. Then Kagura stretched out his finger and moved the pointer from right to left. Then he looked at the data in front of him and nodded with satisfaction:

"My weight should be -10 pounds, Aru."