I can summon outrageous partners

Chapter 441 440. Block

"Am I the mother of the devil dragon? I have to face this kind of thing inexplicably!" Lin Li looked at the meteorite that was really rushing towards him, and the corners of his eyes were 'beating' as if they were cramped, and he complained unspeakably.

The Holy Lord was right, he really wouldn't be able to see the sun tomorrow.

After all, the dust from a meteorite fall of this magnitude should be able to block sunlight for a long time.

"Be respectful to my wife..." The Holy Lord felt that he was offended, but then asked: "By the way - who is my wife? My stupid son never told me, saying that this would affect the future. "

Lin Li was not as free as the Holy Master, so he did not answer his question, but looked at the 'imminent' meteorite above his head.

Question: If you encounter a huge meteorite that is about to fall on top of your head, what should you do now?

A: "One Punch Man" and "Naruto" have this experience. At this time, you only need to punch the meteorite with one punch/Chidori, and the problem can be easily solved! If there is a blocked path, use your fists/Chidori to open it!

B: If you can’t solve the problem, run away from it! Run now! If the road doesn't work, let's find another way!

C: You can’t be broken up even if you beat me, and you can’t escape even if you run away. Well, that’s it. If there’s nothing else, I’ll hang up now. Good night.

Lin Li glanced at the meteorite and then at his fist. Well, it looked a bit Q version in comparison. This answer can be ruled out.

This is a meteorite that destroyed a state. It is a few billion points larger than the one summoned by the ninjutsu "Meteorite Skyfall" in "One Punch Man". Option A is eliminated.

B... Lin Li looked at his legs and felt a little difficult. Even with the rabbit charm, he might not be able to leave the United States in this time.

Lin Li did have the Rabbit Charm - he also had the useless "Mysterious Gift", which he could choose from. However, the Rabbit Charm only made his speed increase to 1000% of the original speed, and it only lasted for half an hour, which was not enough. .

So obviously, according to the elimination method, the only choice Lin Li can make is - C: Sleep when encountering difficulties!

Of course, it's not really just waiting to die.

To be honest, the meteorite really didn't have the power to kill Lin Li.

First of all, at the most basic level, the Dog Talisman and the Horse Talisman are both on Lin Li. In theory, Lin Li already has permanent immortality.

——But Lin Li did not regard these two talismans as his real life-saving tools. The reason was simple, because the Holy Master also knew that these two talismans were in his hands.

Based on Lin Li's understanding of the Holy Lord in front of him, he would never ignore the existence of these two things, and since he is still so confident, Lin Li can guarantee that the Holy Lord must have a back-up plan for his spell.

On the contrary, using it may play into the Holy Lord's hands.

And since his father will not assist him, once the spell returns to the Holy Lord, he will never be able to take it back.

Except for the talisman, Lin Li didn't panic, because he could use the "Cooling Zero Device" to end the cooling CD of "Void Mode" and then turn it on again. He could easily survive the crisis and become invincible for the next half hour.

But Lin Li, who focuses on saving money and cost-effectiveness, did not choose this option.

It is more cost-effective to sleep well.

——After the meteorite is extremely close, enter the sleep state directly, and use the absolute damage avoidance brought by the "Sleeping Duo's Bond" to avoid this move.

However, for safety, Lin Li still put on the "Broch of the Lord of the Dead" for himself and held the steel rod with the talisman in his hand as a guarantee.

This move could only save himself. Blake's police car was still parked not far away, with characters familiar to Lin Li such as Jackie Chan and Xiaoyu unconscious in it.

If nothing else happens, they will all be reduced to ashes in this disaster.

But Lin Li no longer had the time or ability to take care of it.

"I can only trouble you to die first. After I succeed, I will use the history books to resurrect you." Lin Li murmured in his heart. All the causes and effects caused by the changes in the history books can be undone.

After making the decision, Lin Li saw that the meteorite had not yet fallen. He looked at the Holy Lord who was not moving in the distance, and opened his mouth to try to get the Holy Lord to solve more confusions for him:

"Hey, Holy Lord, since I won't be able to see the sun tomorrow, please help me solve one more doubt.

The time when you use the history books should be this afternoon, when Angel's singing sounds from the world, right? But I remember that it was the early morning of the day before yesterday when you escaped from District 13.

During this period, did you not cooperate with Hamster Flywheel or something? Why didn't you use the history book earlier? "

“Because of the restrictions the old guys put on the Temple of Time.

You should already know that after you come to our universe, many of the magics in our universe no longer work on outsiders like you.

This puts them on a hamster flywheel as the biggest problem of the process is solved.

But in order to protect the Temple of Time, the old guys have set up more than just these inside and outside the temple. Pure attack-type trigger magic, maze-type hidden magic...

These will take effect.

Therefore, they couldn't get in at the first time. Hamster Flywheel... His own strength is far from strong. We need time and experimental products to help him enter the temple. "The Holy Master glanced at Lin Li and then replied.

“I understand, this is the reason why the History of Time is actually used today.

But to me, these great magicians are still stupid. Wouldn't it be better to just write on it that no one can enter the Temple of Time? Lin Li said with emotion.

"Those old guys are not stupid, they did this." The Holy Lord clenched his fists and said unwillingly: "Not only did they write this kind of content, they also tore off this part of the history book and hid it, and also took the initiative to Each other deleted each other's memories in this regard.

As a result, even if we mastered the history books, we could not let Daolong and I enter the temple, and could only control the hamster flywheel from a distance. "

Xiaoyu had torn off her own part in the history book to prevent the changes of time from including herself.

If magicians write the magic that restricts access into the history books and then tear them out, this will indeed become an iron law that cannot be changed until the fragments are found.

"In other words, the real owner of the History of Time is actually the hamster flywheel? Holy Lord, you can only watch from the outside?" Lin Li found it a bit funny for no reason, and then said meaningfully:

"Then isn't your destiny in his hands? Holy Lord, how do you know that your current desire to cooperate with Hamster Flywheel comes from your true heart?

Perhaps your own understanding has been changed by the hamster flywheel? Be careful in the end, everything you do is a wedding dress for Hamster Flywheel, he is not a good person. "

"You can't interfere with our cooperative relationship, Lin Li." Faced with Lin Li's provocation, the Holy Lord shook his head.

"After I traveled to other universes and learned that there was no such thing as a history book in other universes, I realized one thing. Because of the existence of the history book, the creatures in our universe were completely reduced to a joke. They only had their own personalities. Just a puppet.

The situation you mentioned may have already happened.

But... so what if it happened?

Hamster Flywheel may have written some words, because I now respect him in my heart and believe in recognizing him. I think that I should absolutely carry out his orders and assist him in destroying the world. This is correct.

This is not what I should be thinking inside.

But I don't care, my nature will not be changed, I know that I am still me, as long as I can completely escape from this universe, I don't care about these sacrifices, all I need is real freedom, to have a life that is not controlled by a broken book fate.

"The Holy Lord raised his hands slightly, examined them for a long time, and finally said calmly.

"I seem to understand..." Lin Li said thoughtfully, "You were able to convince Daolong to cooperate with you because you no longer want to be a character in the script? Is your purpose to go to the Lilo and Stitch universe?"

"Maybe that's what you mean." The Holy Lord nodded, then gritted his teeth and said: "And our universe is actually called "The Adventures of Jackie Chan"? I can't accept it, at least it should be called "The Adventures of the Holy Lord" .

Obviously I worked so hard! Compared with me, Jackie Chan is obviously a mayfly compared to a big tree! I am really unwilling to do so. "

Lin Li: "..."

You kid is a bit petty and quite vindictive.

"If the entire United States is destroyed by a meteorite, what will happen to those experimental subjects? They are not controlled by the history books, and they cannot be resurrected after they die, right?" Lin Li thought.

"Those who have not been activated will not die. Those who have been activated have all joined our team under the call of the history books to control everyone." The Holy Lord replied, "This is the will of the world, a test subject with an evil nature. , got along well with us after regaining his true nature.”

"I understand, server-wide broadcasting is awesome, so how do you synchronize with Hamster Flywheel?" Lin Li asked again.

Facing this question, the Holy Lord just shook his head: "Lin Li, the reason why I told you what I just told you is because when you already know the history books, it doesn't matter if you know these things again."

"Okay." Lin Li nodded. After realizing that it was impossible to dig out information that could really help him break the situation, he shrugged, looked up at the increasingly massive meteorite, tilted his head and asked, "Finally ——Why don't you run away? You will die."

Even if the Rabbit Charm was too late to leave the United States, as an ancient wizard and taking the initiative to summon meteorites, he could of course prepare an escape route for himself.

"It makes no sense." The Holy Lord shook his head, "Based on the basic setting, we demons cannot be truly eliminated. Thousands of years ago, Lu Dongbin could only seal me into hell. My soul is immortal and powerful. Extremely——"

The Holy Lord seemed to remember some bad experience and took half a step back: "Although it is a little worse than your soul, in short, the only thing that will "die" under this meteorite is my body, but it doesn't hurt.

The puppet cannot even control its own life and death, how sad.

The body is just a shell.

What about you, why don't you run. "

"What the hell...how can I run...the meteorite is about to hit my face. Forget it, I should be angry, Holy Lord, you ****, I ran away! You are still here and you are weird, right? You **, don’t force me to be the mother of Demon Xiaolong again..."

Faced with the Holy Lord's rhetorical question, Lin Li was speechless at first, but suddenly became furious, raised his middle finger at the Holy Lord, and cursed endlessly.

——In order to prevent secondary damage from the flames, Lin Li decided to enter a state of extreme anger in advance.

Holy Lord: "..."

"You can't anger me. I won't make mistakes out of anger like my son. I feel my own smallness and insignificance.

Lin Li, I know you won't die, my spell is still on you. "The Holy Lord raised his head and felt the hot breath in front of him, and said softly: "What's more, I don't even know who my partner is. "

"Okay, okay, I'll just tell you, your wife, the devil Xiaolong's mother, what the hell is-" Lin Li smiled slightly, activated the bond, and fell asleep.

Listen to the slight breathing.

Holy Lord: "?"

Are you going to sleep now?

"Boom!" The meteorite waited for no one. The sky and the earth changed color at this moment. After the explosion that could shake the world, the place seemed to fall into absolute silence.

Time seemed to stand still, dust and smoke filled the air, like stars falling, the dusk light was cast into a shadow, and could no longer penetrate the heavy oppression, and the dark clouds made of dust fragments lowered gloomily, like a giant palm of darkness Shrouded here.

Among the charred dust and gravel, the Holy Lord's body was rebuilt, but the material turned into pitch-black dust. He looked at the center of the basin, which looked completely unrecognizable, and a magic vortex was generated around him.

"It's hard to imagine that he didn't use the talisman." Daolong walked out and said with a frown, "If he had used it, with my current magic power, I would definitely be able to sense and seize the talisman immediately. This has been recorded.”

"Or is he already dead? But the talisman shouldn't be able to survive such a powerful meteorite. The magic power should escape with Lin Li's death. This is also within the scope of my perception, but I still don't Perception of this.”

"He is not dead." The black gravel version of the Holy Lord, the liquid flowing on his body seemed to have been changed into red magma. He stretched out his finger and pointed at the center of the basin, "I can feel that Lin Li is still in that position. .”

"It's incredible that an outsider can survive such a natural disaster without using a charm." Daolong frowned, waved his staff, and a strong wind came, sweeping away all the dust and gravel covering the 'ruins' blow away.

"Wait, wait, wait! Damn! I'm pinching my mother! I knew that all my clothes would be gone in this situation. Fortunately, I had a prediction this time and started putting on clothes as soon as I woke up. , otherwise my flawless and holy body will be seen by the Holy Lord and the wretched old man!"

Lin Li was cursing and putting clothes on himself—Mickey Mouse's "suit of clothes."

The original clothes disappeared in the meteorite, but Lin Li, who had learned from the past, did not completely lose his clothes this time.

Big success!

Saint Seiya Lin Li will never embarrass himself twice in the same place, he is so witty!

The Holy Lord and Daolong looked at each other, and both sides saw the confusion in the other's eyes.

"As I said, killing Lin Li is almost impossible," the Holy Master said with narrowed eyes. "Fortunately, what we need to do is not to kill him, but to prevent him from going to the Temple of Time."

"That's impossible!" Lin Li, who was still putting on his pants, thought for a moment and spoke to increase his presence.

The Holy Lord suddenly raised his head and said in a deep voice:

"Lin Li split again, this time into three!"