I can summon outrageous partners

"Are you interested in becoming a police officer? Lin Li, our District 13 needs talents like you." Blake, who was in the front seat of the car, turned to ask sincerely, "Your joining will help us achieve the title of safest in District 13." Well deserved."

"Thank you, Chief, for your approval, but I won't be in your universe for a long time, so forget it." Lin Li squinted his eyes - the sun was shining directly into his eyes under the refraction of his bald head.

"Don't think about it Black, only Xiaoyu will want your police identity," Jackie Chan said half-jokingly, with a laptop on his lap and reading the information on it:

"We are in charge of 051, Hawke, a green experimental subject with an oversized blue-green nose. His bite force is huge and the phlegm he spits out is highly corrosive. Blake, are you ready for the acid-resistant clothes?"

Because the number of experimental products is large and widely distributed, not everyone swarms to the same place. There is a group here, a group of little snakes and bull warriors with talismans, and Lin Li's stand-ins drive vehicles to pick up unactivated items elsewhere. Experimental balls are also counted as a group.

"Well, because time is urgent, District 13 has been turned into ruins, so I don't have acid-resistant clothes for the time being, but I have prepared almost everything." Black said.

"What? Just be prepared." Jackie Chan asked.

Blake took out something from the groove between the two positions and handed it to Jackie Chan, not daring to look directly into Jackie Chan's eyes.

"This is……"

Blake: "Umbrella."

"The workers in the prison use sewing machines to make it. The quality is definitely better than the ones outside, don't worry." After thinking about it, Black added.

"Oh, it turns out to be rain... huh? Umbrella? Blake, I suspect you are joking with my life." Jackie Chan pressed his forehead and sighed, but took the umbrella with dignity, "I hope it can You can withstand a blow."

"Don't worry, Uncle Jackie Chan. Hawke is not a bad boy. He will no longer spit out words rashly. In our universe, he gets along very well with Mrs. Ha. The reason he is fighting back now must be because he is in a new environment and is under the influence of others. Exciting!"

At this time, Liluo's voice said.

Mrs. Ha is also a very magical character in the world of Lilo and Stitch. Many of the experimental products were activated at her home or came to her home after being activated. Without exception, these experimental products were regarded by Mrs. Ha as strange wandering animals. The cat was raised.

A cat that can spit out strong acid, a cat that can turn into a boomerang, a cat that can shred paper with its head, a cat that can dig through the earth... These cats are all very reasonable from the perspective of Mrs. Ha, and they are all just forced. Just a poor little wanderer.

Many experimental subjects also recognized this identity and liked Mrs. Ha. Their last 'job' was to become Mrs. Ha's cat in her home.

Therefore, theoretically speaking, if someone in America, a country with simple folk customs, dares to go to Mrs. Ha's home and buy something for zero dollars, it will not be the old lady's property that will be reset, but the life of the intruder.

"This is best. I hope it's the same as what you said, Liluo." Hearing this, Jackie Chan nodded with a little peace of mind and continued reading on his laptop.

Three seconds later, he suddenly raised his head and looked at Lin Li: "That's not right!"

"What's wrong?" Lin Li asked.

"Did I just hear Liluo's voice?" Jackie Chan's eyes widened.

"No, Uncle Long, you are hearing hallucinations." Lin Li shook his head.

"Oh, that's good. I was scared to death. I thought Lilo was coming." Jackie Chan's heart was relieved and he continued to look at the computer.

"Crack, click, click."

"Shhh - Liluo, don't talk so early. We can't go out until we reach our destination, otherwise Uncle Long might drop us halfway, you know! And you, Stitch, stop grabbing the box. Wear it!" Xiaoyu's voice said.

"I'm sorry, Sister Xiaoyu." "Stitch is also sorry."

"Click." Jackie Chan closed the laptop expressionlessly.

He turned his head to look at the trunk and found that there was a big box there at some point, and it was still slowly moving at this moment!

Jackie Chan looked through the breathing hole of the box and met an eye hidden in it!

But this scene is not scary at all to Jackie Chan, just a little headache.

"Xiaoyu - you are disobedient!" Jackie Chan said in a protracted tone with his hands on his hips, with a tone of 'You are like this again'.

Seeing that the matter had been revealed, Xiaoyu climbed out of the box, put her hands behind her back, and showed an awkward but polite smile: "Hi! Uncle Long! We were playing hide-and-seek with Parker just now. We think Parker must be looking for this place. Not even there!

It turns out this is your car. It’s really difficult! "

"Yeah! Sister Xiaoyu is right!" Liluo and Stitch, who were wearing green iron buckets on their heads, also came out and nodded in agreement.

"Stitch never lies!"

Faced with Xiaoyu's lies, Jackie Chan didn't believe it at all. He just pinched his eyebrows with a headache and kept shaking his head. After a few seconds, his eyes lost their luster and he finally compromised: "Forget it, you can just follow me, but absolutely Be obedient, you know!”

"Okay! We promise!" Xiaoyu cheered.

Jackie Chan was unfazed: "That's what you said when you promised to stay at Dad's antique shop."

Xiaoyu chuckled, climbed carelessly from the trunk to the front seat, and moved Jackie Chan's notebook to his lap: "Now the leader, Cheng Xiaoyu, will formulate a battle plan!"

"Clang!"

So the leader ate a chestnut from his subordinate Jackie Chan.

——

"That alien creature is in the forest. Chief Black, please be careful. The liquid spit out by that creature is really powerful and can instantly penetrate the explosion-proof shield. There are already injured police officers on our side. My personal suggestion is still Kill him directly!"

Lin Li and others followed Blake to a cordoned area, and a policeman stepped forward to report the situation to Blake.

"Killing will easily cause problems in cosmic diplomatic relations. You must not do this." Black shook his head. "Leave it to our special operations team. I am fully responsible for it now."

The police officer, who was frightened by the diplomatic relations in the universe, blinked and nodded quickly like a chicken pecking at rice.

"Then I'll go in first. I'll search along the left side. If you find it first, please be sure to call me as soon as possible." Lin Li rushed in and flew in as soon as Blake gained control.

Upon seeing this, the police officer took the initiative and asked Black quietly: "Sir, I saw Birdman. Do I need to sign a confidentiality agreement?"

Blake thought for a while and nodded: "Let's sign it."

The blocked area was not that big. Lin Li quickly discovered Hawk hiding in a tree hole. Hawk spit out green saliva without hesitation the first time he saw Lin Li.

Lin Li swung the steel stick, and a juice ball was generated and blocked in front of him. When the strong acid encountered the juice ball, it could only merge with it and did not cause any damage. Lin Li swung it again, and a large amount of juice overflowed, directly hitting the unprepared person. Hawk wraps up.

Now no matter how much Hawke vomits, he can't break through this shackles.

"Hoke, don't worry, I have no hostility towards you." Lin Li then put away the steel rod and said to Hawke, "Liluo, 626 and I came here to take you home, to take you back to Mrs. Ha's house. .”

"Liluo?" Hawke, who was about to rush out, tilted his head after hearing this, and suddenly calmed down. With the help of "Animal Language", Lin Li understood his murmur, and Hawke asked: "Liluo and Ha, is mom here too?”

"This is another universe. Liluo is outside right now. Mrs. Ha can't see her until you both go home together later." Lin Li explained.

"No wonder I don't know anyone here! They are attacking me. I just want to go back to my own universe!" Hawke said a little aggrieved.

"Come out with me and don't do anything, okay? No one will hurt you again, Hawke."

"Okay!" Hawke nodded and walked out of the water balloon.

…

"I've brought Hawke back. The mission is over!" When Lin Li flew back to Black with Hawke in his arms, the police officers around him were still signing a confidentiality agreement.

"So fast!" Blake was once again shocked by Lin Li's speed.

"Cousin!" It hadn't been long since they entered the forest. Jackie Chan and others, who were told by Lin Li to return via headsets, quickly returned here. The first time Stitch saw Hawke, he rushed up happily. A hug from Hawke.

Liluo also hugged Hawke, and then gave Lin Li a thumbs up: "Brother Lin Li, you are really fast! You are the fastest man in the world!"

"That's a good compliment, but don't do it again next time." Lin Li smiled, and then said, "The main reason is that Hawke has been influenced by you and is a good boy. There will be no difficulty in bringing him out."

"This is really the easiest mission I have ever had." Jackie Chan, who finally no longer needed to be the main force, no longer looked so surprised, but said with a relaxed face. Then the sound of music came from his pocket, and Jackie Chan took out I took out my phone and looked at the contacts:

"Oh, it was Little Snake who called me."

"What, what? Are you still having an affair? Little Snake wants to be my aunt!" Xiaoyu was very excited after hearing this, and walked forward to say.

"Oh! Xiaoyu, what are you talking about!" Jackie Chan's face turned slightly red, and he waved his hands in panic.

In "The Adventures of Jackie Chan", Little Snake is the woman who kissed Jackie Chan. Jackie Chan was not happy with Little Snake's identity as a thief at the beginning, but later he developed a slight fondness for it. All he can say is that if he insists on making a CP, It can only be her.

"Uncle Long, please turn on the speakerphone!" Xiaoyu suggested after jumping up and trying to grab Jackie Chan's cell phone but failed.

"Children are not allowed to listen to what adults are talking about!" After Jackie Chan objected with valid reasons, he put the phone to his ear and connected.

"Jackie Chan, we are in trouble." Lin Li could barely hear the little snake's voice.

After discovering that it was not a private matter, Jackie Chan immediately turned on the speakerphone and asked worriedly: "What's wrong! Little snake, what's the problem on your side!"

"It turns out that the cause of the earthquake in Kansas was indeed an alien experiment. We found a purple experiment here that looked like an Ankylosaurus. He had a triangular tail. When he slapped the ground, it would trigger Shake and the rocks will move out of place.”

The little snake said slowly, the background noise over there was very loud, and he didn't know what was going on.

"It's Rickett!" After listening to the little snake's description, Liluo, who was listening attentively, suddenly remembered the experimental subject and said loudly, "Rickett is also a silly and stupid friend. He shakes the milkshake. It tastes great!”

——After Scott was recruited, his job was to shake ice cream and milkshakes, focusing on a large-scale nanometer

"Okay, Ricketts, Ox Warrior and I wanted to catch him, but as soon as he slapped his tail, we had no way to do it. We couldn't even do basic standing. The catching net would be easily torn, and the anesthesia gun couldn't break through. His epidermis.

After we tried to restrain him with electric eyes, he was frightened and immediately burrowed into the ground.

Now it refuses to come out, but we find that the shaking on the ground is getting stronger and stronger. We have an ominous premonition and feel that we need to call you to let you know. "The ground on the little snake's side was shaking louder and louder.

"Li Luo, what's going on?" Jackie Chan chose to ask Li Luo.

"Oops! Ricote can use his tail to cause earthquakes. This is not the upper limit of his ability. Jumba told me that once he enters the fault line in the earth's crust and slaps the ground with his tail, it will trigger a chain reaction, and finally... Split the earth in two!" Liluo covered her cheeks and said loudly.

Jackie Chan slowly said "?", and the person on the other side of the phone fell into silence.

Playing so big?

He looked at Hawke next to Stitch, and then looked at the mobile phone in his hand. After a brief hesitation, he clamped Xiaoyu around his waist with his left hand, and clamped Liluo around his waist with his right hand. He lost control of his facial features and ran wildly into the distance. Car.

"Tough luck, bad luck, bad luck!"

"Lin Li, Blake, follow up!"

"It's outrageous enough to be able to cause earthquakes! Why can it just split the earth in two? Is this something the tail can do!"

"Lin Li, the bigger the number, the greater the destructiveness. I finally understand! This one is just a bad boy who likes to spit, but that one is already a demon king who is destroying the world!"

"Unlucky, unlucky, unlucky!" Jackie Chan's voice of collapse floated in the wind.

The corner of Lin Li's mouth twitched slightly. It was broken, and his home seemed to be stolen.

After checking the distance between the two states on the map, Lin Li recalled how easily he had conquered Hawke, and a solution emerged in his mind. With a wave of his wings, he caught up with Jackie Chan who was borrowing a plane from the army.

"Can you lend me this plane! We are in a hurry to save the world! It will be returned to you!" Jackie Chan was negotiating with the confused pilot.

——Jackie Chan is the king of borrowing things in animations. When he fights, every cripple on the roadside will be borrowed a crutch, and every dog ​​will be missing a bone. At the same time, these things are huge in the animation. Part of it has not been returned.

Jackie Chan said that what he said outside the animation was all "afterwards" and compensation.

Lin Li took Jackie Chan's mobile phone and said to the other side: "Little snake, are you still listening?"

"I'm writing a will." The little snake replied.

Lin Li: "..."

"If the earth is divided into two halves, who will you write your will to, an alien?" Lin Li asked.

"Oh, that's right, I won't write it anymore." Little Snake suddenly understood and thanked Lin Li for the reminder.

"You have led me astray," Lin Li quickly returned to the topic, "Now find a loudspeaker that can amplify, the bigger the better, then enter the cave where Rickett is, and play Lilo's voice!

These experimental subjects were all subdued by Liluo once. The reason why they made these drastic actions was because they were stimulated. All they had to do was negotiate with them! Never attack again! "

"Is this possible!? Forget it, let's do it first, Ox Warrior, hurry up, do you hear me? Do what Lin Li said!"

Jackie Chan also successfully borrowed a helicopter with his personal charm.

On the plane, a reply finally came from the little snake: "Ready, Lin Li!"

"Little Snake, turn up the volume on your phone as loud as possible. Lilo, Stitch, it's time for your performance. Tell Rickett to stop! Tell us to go find it now!"

"Okay!" Lilo and Stitch nodded.

"Ricott! It's me, Lilo! Don't destroy the earth, we will take you home right now!"

"Cousin! Oh haha! No click! Bang! Look!"

"..."

A few minutes later, Little Snake's voice of surprise came from the other end of the phone: "It worked! It really worked! The earthquake stopped! The experiment also came out on its own initiative. Although it still did not approach us and remained vigilant, it did not attack anymore. !”

Everyone on the helicopter finally breathed a sigh of relief after hearing this.

"Wait a minute, we'll be there soon."