I can summon outrageous partners

Time went back three minutes ago, to the Marvel Fortress.

"Game start!"

"Why did the opposite universe send that little girl out, so I don't dare to transform, I'm afraid that Hulk's love will get on his head, and I will use you to borrow flowers and offer Buddha." Dr. Banner looked at the 'little' girl below, somewhat Looking at Spider-Man and Ant-Man with palpitations, he said.

"It's okay, the two of us will follow the plan first, Dr. Banner, you wait for the opportunity to act." Spider-Man swung out from inside the fortress, crawled along the outer wall of the fortress, and responded at the same time.

And Ant-Man nodded, his body had begun to expand in situ, gradually filling up all the space inside the fortress.

"Mr. Scott, are you okay? Will this be uncomfortable?" Spiderman on the outside began to completely seal the remaining fragmentary space with spider silk, and said with concern at the same time.

"To be honest, my whole body is distorted, and it's not good at all." Ant-Man's voice came from inside dully, "But I carried out this plan with the determination that I might die, so it doesn't matter. Parker, feel free to continue blocking, and I am not that fragile, so there is no problem if I persist for a while."

Marvel's tactics here are simple and crude.

Since the siege requires boarding the fortress, it is enough to completely block the interior space of the fortress. First let Ant-Man completely occupy most of the space, and then let Spider-Man use the spider silk strengthened by Iron Man to add an additional layer of protection.

The space is gone, so how can we talk about climbing for thirty seconds.

The original intention of Hulk's dispatch was to go directly to harass Shi Leng's siege team when the two were working, but now that there was Nezha on the opposite side, he was afraid of counterproductive effects, so he put it aside for the time being.

Layer after layer of insurance was applied, and after the spider silk was almost used up, Peter Parker habitually wiped the sweat from his forehead.

Peter thought of another Peter Parker whom he had seen before. He could actually produce spider silk by himself, but Peter suspected that his spider silk might be emitted from places other than his wrist.

Although he told himself that this was not acceptable, Peter felt that he was being shy and it was hard to tell.

It can only be said that the physique between Spider-Man and Spider-Man is also slightly different.

Wait, I'm distracted again! Almost forgetting the business, Spider-Man slapped himself on the forehead, and immediately looked down the fort to observe what his opponents were doing now.

It doesn't matter if you don't look at it, just take a look...

Spider-Man: "?"

Shi Leng's three-person siege team did not approach the fortress, but stayed in place.

When he was able to move around, Lin Li took out the portable toilet that had been placed in the "back space" in advance at noon, and placed it on the ground.

Lin Li and Superman Shit looked at each other and nodded.

Superman Poop first prayed devoutly, and then carefully wiped every detail of the toilet seat with a paper towel, so that his figure could be reflected on the toilet seat.

Then he took off his pants slowly, and sat on it in front of the public, with his waist bent and his fingers crossed on his thighs, his posture was like a melancholy thinker.

"Huh!" Superman Stool hummed, the veins on his forehead popped out, and fine goose bumps began to appear all over his body.

He's about to start!

"Come on! Superman! Come on! Superman!" Nezha turned into a cheerleader at this time, doing cheerleading exercises, but the flower balls in the hands of ordinary cheerleaders turned into two packs of paper when it came to Nezha, and there was still a stick of paper in his nose. Stuffed with cotton.

Unstuffed cotton is easy to be stinky to death.

"From today onwards, I have to go to the bathroom by myself, parents, please don't underestimate me~~" Lin Li also encouraged Superman.

"I'm working hard!" Superman said through gritted teeth.

Lin Li turned his head. Although Iron Man and the others on the opposite side had already knelt down, they started a long-range attack, but they had their own arrangements, so it was not a big problem.

But here too, we need to hurry up.

"Supershit, you don't have much time left. You know, if you can't pull the shit out by yourself, I can only pull it out for you." Lin Li smiled slightly, while Nezha on the side was ready to go.

Cheerleading can move your arms, and you can use more strength when you hug your uncle later!

This is also the purpose of Lin Li bringing Nezha.

"No, no, Lin Li, wait, give me some more time!" Shit Superman's pupils trembled, and the memory of being hugged by Nezha yesterday, to be honest, I don't remember very clearly - because my soul was with shit at that time come out, one comes out from the top, and one comes out from the bottom.

This way of going to the toilet is simply an insult to going to the toilet! Poop Superman never wants to have such an experience again in his life!

"Here's a million dollars for you, get off my ass, now, right now!" Stool Superman frowned, turned his head slightly, and snarled in the direction of his ass, "There's a lot of shit that wants to stay in my body, but no shit can do it , Let’s talk, cash or check, anyway, I can’t give you love.”

Looking at Superman Shit who suddenly became a domineering president, the corners of Lin Li's mouth twitched slightly, but it was okay and acceptable.

It's a cold world, it's understandable what happens.

He was not nameless, Lin Li felt that he would never be shocked again.

So his eyes were locked on the opposite side, as soon as Li Jing showed signs of being overwhelmed, Lin Li would force Nezha to act.

"That..." A voice came from behind.

Lin Li turned his head and saw the bewildered Spiderman stuck on the wall of the fortress, he scratched his head in embarrassment, and asked: "Lin Li, although we are rivals, I may ask, what are you doing now? "

Lin Li looked at Spider-Man in surprise, and didn't understand why he asked such a question: "Parker, generally speaking, the toilet can only be used to go to the toilet, so of course we are going to the toilet, don't you know?"

"Uh... no, no, that's not what I asked, I mean, isn't it inappropriate for you to go to the bathroom now?" Spider-Man quickly explained.

"It's more inappropriate to hold back?" Lin Li said after thinking about it.

Spider-Man: "..."

Makes sense, but there must be something wrong.

"Hey, you... look down on the behavior of going to the toilet, don't you?" Superman's voice was mixed with anger, but came from behind Lin Li towards Spider-Man.

Lin Li turned his head, and Superman Glared at Spider-Man: "You think this is a shameful thing! Do you! Spider-Man!"

"Um, no, this... I don't know the name of the gentleman, I didn't mean to offend you, no shame! No shame! Going to the bathroom is normal! I often go to the bathroom too!" Peter didn't know where he had provoked this muscle Man, but let me apologize first.

"You're lying to me, you're lying hypocritically! Your eyes are clearly full of incomprehension!" Superman's clenched fists began to tremble, "People like you have to pay the price!"

Spider-Man often sees such scenes, because many villains always have stories of their own blackening. When fighting, they like to talk like this.

It's just... what is this person doing, he's just going to the bathroom!

"Miss Sphincter, Mr. Large Intestine, Brother Bristle, although it's offensive, please lend me your strength. This time, I must win!" Superman turned his head, looked in the direction of his butt, and said softly.

There was a moment of silence, Lin Li looked sideways.

"Okay~" Three small voices came from the toilet.

Lin Li, who was still smiling at first, had the lower limit of his moral acceptance threshold, but when these three voices came out, it was finally broken.

Did you just feel that you could accept everything?

Sorry, Lin Li now realizes that he doesn't have such a strong mentality.

Where the fuck is that voice coming from! ! !

Lin Li, who had lost control of his expression, silently blocked his ears with a tissue—he couldn't listen anymore.

This kind of situation may be considered normal in Ten Lengli.

For example, Megalodon's weakness is the penis growing on its back. It can mimic, pretend to be a look that makes people reluctant to attack, and can also talk and plead. brother.

Since its penis can have its own life and consciousness, then Superman's butt has its own life and consciousness, maybe it's... reasonable ass!

Lin Li started to PUA himself, to do psychological construction for himself.

"Yeah!!!" With the strength of his beloved relatives and friends, a powerful aura blooms from Superman's body. In his eyes, he is determined to move forward!

"Gudong!"

It was the sound of something falling into the water!

In the next second, the portable toilet exploded on the spot, and it couldn't carry this emotional carrier full of anger and fetters!

Seeing the turbid gas dissipating, Lin Li and Nezha reacted quickly and ran away.

Spider-Man was taken aback, but then he realized that in the blink of an eye, Superman was gone, leaving only the broken toilet in place.

"My God, where are people?"

"Are you looking for me?" The voice that made Spiderman's goose bumps sounded from the side.

Peter turned his head and saw a scene he would never forget in his life: a man in a red cloak without pants easily pierced through all the seals made of reinforced spider silk, tearing off the protective layer he had set up, just like tearing a napkin Ease and elegance.

Superman stretched out his hand again, and the giant Ant-Man was pulled out like a chicken and thrown down.

Watching this scene, Spider-Man even wondered if Ant-Man had lost weight, but the loud noise of Ant-Man being smashed to the ground announced the complete existence of this weight.

Throw Ant-Man out like trash. Before Ant-Man landed, Superman has already come to Spider-Man with his own speed.

So when Spider-Man looked away from Ant-Man and looked at Superman Shit who was close to him, the horror in his eyes was even deeper: "I don't know the name, sir, why don't you put on your pants first..."

"Remember, don't look down on the man who goes to the bathroom anymore." The poop superman easily held down the spider web launcher that Spiderman was sneakily about to press, and after finishing this sentence lightly, he hit the opponent's forehead with his forehead .

Like a broken kite, the unconscious Spider-Man fell straight from the wall of the fortress to the ground.

Lin Li looked down in amazement.

It seems that Superman has done a lot of things, but the total time for these things to happen is less than five seconds.

The setting of nausea is disgusting, and the fighting power of Superman is really nothing to say. Lin Li feels that he can compare with Superman.

No wonder some people ridicule that compared with the Avengers, the Justice League is really poor in balance, more like Superman and his little brothers.

Lin Li thought of "Batman v Superman", in order to make mortals and superman evenly matched, it was really difficult for the screenwriter.

If I were a superman in that environment, I'm afraid I would have transformed into a native of the motherland and shocked Batman with a little superpower——Wayne Group? Henry Group!

I don't know if Superman is afraid of kryptonite.

But even if there is such a weakness, what one should be afraid of is something that is outrageous and in line with the ten-cold universe.

"Let's go, Nezha, I'm sending paper to Superman." Lin Li greeted Nezha. All the defense teams had lost their fighting power, and there was no more difficulty. After weaving a pair of wings for Nezha and himself, the two flew away. Go inside the fort.

Thirty seconds passed, and the countdown on the light curtain was still more than 50 minutes away, and it instantly reset to zero.

The two Odins took their place, looked at the three people in the Marvel Fortress, and the three people who were still kneeling in front of the Shilen Fortress, their expressions were gloomy.

"Because all members of the Ten Cold Team's siege team have boarded the Marvel Fortress for more than 30 seconds, this round of competition ends early." Ten Cold Odin began to announce the result.

"The result of the match was that all members of the Marvel group failed to attack the city, and all members of the Ten Cold Group succeeded in attacking the city."

"Because Lin Li is the captain, the score is 2 points, and the Shiren team has a total score of 4 points. Because Doctor Strange is the captain, the score is 2 points, and the Marvel team has a total score of -4 points."

"This round of competition is over, the score of the universe is changed to 13 to 0, and Shileng universe leads by 13 points."

"The Marvel Team Ant-Man is dead and cannot be selected for any competition within 24 hours."

Hearing this sentence, people from both universes looked at Ant-Man. This was the first time someone had died in a match.

It should be that Superman was so emotional that he couldn't hold back for a while, and killed Ant-Man directly. Spider-Man and Hulk were fine.

"Am I already dead? No wonder I just lost consciousness." Ant-Man said to himself.

"Is there any discomfort?" Captain America asked with concern.

"Not at all. If Odin didn't tell me, I wouldn't even know I was dead." Ant-Man shook his head, touched the muscles in his arm, still feeling real.

"Today's match is over, and the next round will start at nine o'clock tomorrow morning. For the rest of the time, the players on both sides can go back to the rest area to make arrangements." After the official content was finished, the two Odins disappeared together with the light curtain.

"Let's get off work!" Little King Kong and the laughing and laughing crowd happily headed for the whirlpool gate.

"Go home, Cao Cao, it's time for us to take a mandarin duck bath!" Snow White's words attracted the attention of many animals.

"What are you looking at!" Pinocchio immediately blocked everyone's sight.

On the Marvel side, it seemed a little lifeless.

Everyone looked up at the huge number above their heads - 0.

This means that after working hard all day, they get nothing, and the gap between the two sides becomes wider and wider.

This second round was completely crushed.

Everyone looked at each other, the emotions in their eyes were very low.

The strength of the opposite universe is completely different from what it looks like.

They look like ordinary people, but in fact, they have nothing to do with ordinary people.

Facing such an opponent, do you really have a chance of winning? Everyone can't help but have such thoughts flashing through their minds.

Thanos, who was bound, looked at the deflated superheroes, as if he had nothing to do with him, and laughed loudly.

His mouth was smashed by the angry Thor with a hammer.

Deadpool, who was also tied up on the side, heard the changes around him, and asked: "What happened? Why do you hear you sighing and smiling? Can you remove the spider silk in front of my eyes? Are you really going to be fooled?" My eyes till this game is over ah?

Anyway, let me participate in one, shall we?

Also, my butt is really itchy now, is there any enthusiastic female superhero named Black Widow or Scarlet Witch who would like to scratch it for me? "

"Boom!"

Looks good, now Deadpool's mouth is also crooked.

It won't be ten cold wins all the time, and Marvel will start to catch up.

Of course, the way of catching up will be somewhat different.