I can summon outrageous partners

Chapter 389

"Next, I ask the Shileng team to report the list of contestants within five minutes, and the Marvel team to submit the list of contestants within ten minutes." After greeting each other cordially and friendlyly, the two Odins remembered the topic.

Because Lin Li's side won, Marvel's side can choose second in the next player selection.

To be honest, Lin Li felt that this advantage was meaningless to the Marvel side. They had no information on this side at all, and the effect of the second selection was not great or even non-existent, unless his undercover agent went to tell them all the information.

But so far, Lin Li has not found any teammate who has the desire to strike up a conversation with the other party—except for Little King Kong who wants to sign autographs and sell them for money.

"Thor, come back and give the others a chance to play." Lin Li yelled at Thor, and the bastard flew back with the help of Thor's Hammer.

"For the glory of the God of the North!" The first thing she did when she came back was to stand proudly in front of Athena, holding her head high and her chest high, showing off her might.

"Wow—" Athena applauded perfunctorily and hypocritically.

Although Athena's attitude was very cold, Snow White was different. She immediately stepped forward and hugged Thor's head, and praised: "What a handsome dog, Thor, you are so amazing~~"

Thor's eyes darkened...

Thor was about to suffocate to death, but the corners of his mouth had already reached the heels of his ears, which showed that he was in pain and happiness at this time.

"Damn it, pervert." Lin Li commented.

"Dirty dog." Wuming agreed, and after taking a look at Lin Li, he complained with a dark face: "Lin Li, you want to replace it, you have already written it on your face, can you stop the slobber!"

"What can I do? I'm also a pervert." Sincerity is Lin Li's nirvana.

Wuming rolled his eyes, then looked at Lin Li: "Hurry up, it's only five minutes, quickly decide who will play next."

"Let me do it!" Before Lin Li could speak, someone answered first.

Looking at the source of the sound, it turned out to be Superman Shit with firm eyes.

"Oh? You already have the desire to shit?" Lin Li looked at him in surprise.

"Is there such a treatment if you win?" Stool Superman pointed to "Thor's corpse smiling before suffocating", and said with burning eyes: "When I think about this, this shit has nothing to do with itself. How much does it matter.

I will let you understand that there is an absolute bond between me and poop, and poop will work hard to get out for my dream. "

The tone was very passionate, but everyone who heard it couldn't get excited at all.

"Don't make such a harsh statement about sex criticism!" Wuming cursed.

Superman wanted to say something more, but he had already collapsed in front of Lin Li. Looking carefully, there was a blood hole in the back of his head, and he was spitting out blood.

Someone sneaked up!

Of course, because it was a ten-cold character, everyone including Lin Li didn't care much about it.

Moreover, Lin Li and Wuming felt that this kid deserved to die.

Because the backstab kid Pinocchio now has a dark face:

"It's fine with the dog, why are you joining in the fun, the two are in vain, they can only be mine!"

"Lin Li, next round, I'll go!"

It was rare for someone to take the initiative to ask for a fight. Lin Li felt that Pinocchio's combat effectiveness should be good, but he didn't have a more accurate concept, so he took this opportunity to take a look, so he nodded.

It doesn't matter if you lose, someone here can tell the truth.

After informing the captain of the armband of this name, Pinocchio was teleported to the field, threw a piece of lozenge very handsomely, and then opened his mouth, and the lozenge hit his nostril in cooperation.

"Wow, Cao Cao's performance of eating candy from the nostrils is so handsome!" Said the love brain Snow White.

"He obviously failed to play handsome just now!" Wuming complained.

After a short whisper on Marvel's side, within a few minutes, a figure was teleported into the venue.

The red and yellow metal battle armor shines brightly in the sun, with the superhero of nearly a billion people-Iron Man!

"The battle begins." Ten Leng Odin announced that both sides of the battle had already appeared on the stage.

Pinocchio took a deep breath, and then he pinched his nose, aimed at Iron Man's position, and shouted word by word: "I, actually, is, tender, father!!!"

"Shua——" Under the lie, Pinocchio's nose lengthened suddenly, shooting out like a laser beam, trying to penetrate Iron Man's body.

Iron Man, who had been on guard the entire time, was not slow to react. The moment his nose grew longer, he put his hands in front of his body, and his battle suit formed a force field shield, trying to stop Pinocchio's attack.

"Clang!!!" A sharp explosion sounded in the field, followed by dust that was lifted up and blocked the line of sight.

The dust blocked everything, making one wonder about the result of this blow.

Everyone is looking forward to it.

The corner of Wuming's mouth twitched slightly, and he couldn't help but complain:

"No! Why! Why? In this kind of combat environment, the ground is a metal floor, and there is no dust at all. Why can dust be raised between offense and defense? It is a forced setting to make the battle more confusing. ?

And isn't this the first hit? How did you get the momentum for a decisive battle! It's not so exciting to tantalize your appetite, is it? "

"Ah, no, these are not dust, but Cao Cao's broken boogers. There is always a price to pay for a long nose." Snow White hurriedly explained for Wuming.

"I see, it's more reasonable—" Lin Li nodded in a sudden realization.

"Reasonable ass!!! Why do you add the disgusting setting that boogers will also grow as the nose grows!" Wuming roared at the same time and glanced at the 'dusty' battlefield. After understanding everything , I couldn't help but no longer just have the desire to complain, I ran to the corner and started to vomit.

The 'dust' dissipated, and the battlefield gradually became clear.

Iron Man knelt on one knee, and his whole body was pushed back hundreds of meters, leaving clear drag marks on the ground. Even the battle armor on his arm had a large number of cracks, and sparks flickered at the cracks, which made his gaze dignified.

Lin Li also raised his eyebrows. As expected of the nose that can easily break the forehead of the River God and the back of Superman's head, its power cannot be underestimated.

The nose became the normal length again, Pinocchio wiped his nose lightly, and a cruel smile appeared on the corner of his mouth: "It seems that if you try a few more times, your armor will not be able to hold on anymore, and you haven't killed anyone for a long time. Let me start today's bloody time!"

In Shilengli, because he hated humans, Pinocchio often killed people before he met Snow White.

Lin Li, who was still admiring Pinocchio's fighting power, noticed something, his head was covered with black lines, and he slapped his forehead fiercely with the palm of his hand, because...

"Because the ten cold contestants left the competition venue, the Marvel team won this battle, and the Marvel team scored 2 points." Marvel Odin announced.

"Next, the Marvel team is requested to submit the list of contestants within five minutes, and the Shileng team shall submit the list of contestants within ten minutes."

Even Iron Man, who was about to fight back, was dumbfounded. He looked up at the light curtain, and after confirming that he had heard correctly, he looked at Pinocchio and finally saw his position.

"Eh?" Pinocchio lowered his head belatedly, only to realize that he had retreated to the edge of the audience stand, and was even tens of meters away from the white line.

"Pinocchio, don't you know how to press the gun when shooting? Can you consider the recoil force!" Lin Li rubbed his eyebrows and complained loudly.

In the situation just now, when the nose hit Iron Man's reaction force field, although it caused a lot of damage to Iron Man, at the same time...it ejected his body.

But Pinocchio can't be blamed either.

The length of Pinocchio's nose has almost no limit. In the animation, it once connected the earth and the moon, that is, it can be stretched for a length of about 400,000 kilometers. But the reason why this happened is because Pinocchio tried to use his nose to penetrate and destroy the earth. , it turned out that he couldn’t do it, but instead pushed himself backwards from the earth to the moon.

That is to say, although the nose is invulnerable and indestructible, it has a limit to its frontal power—it has a strong reaction force.

"Isn't this killing 800 enemies and hurting yourself 1000! This kid is an undercover agent!"

In the next second, Pinocchio was teleported back to Lin Li and the others. His face was expressionless, his pupils were slack, and he had lost color just like Wuming before, and was a little bleak.

"Cao Cao! Don't be sad!" Although Pinocchio lost, Snow White still gave him the same treatment as Thor.

"Thank you for your comfort, Bai Bai, but I need to be alone." Pinocchio, who was in a state of despair, pulled out a forced smile, hugged Snow White, and then walked silently to the corner, hugging his knees and began to shut himself up .

Wuming's pupils shrank slightly, he trotted to Pinocchio's side, and patted his shoulder: "Pinocchio..."

"Don't comfort me anymore, thank you for your kindness, but I did not live up to everyone's expectations..." Pinocchio was like the hero of an idol drama, with his fists clenched tightly, his eyes filled with tears, and his style of painting became exquisite stand up.

"No, I'm not here to care if you are autistic or not. I just want to say that I just vomited here. For various considerations, you should sit somewhere else." Wuming smiled.

Pinocchio:"?"

Look at your ass: "!"

...

Iron Man was called back by Doctor Strange. It seemed that because of the broken suit, he didn't intend to let him fight again, or maybe it was to get more points.

Five minutes later, what appeared on the field was a superhero covered in black liquid—Venom.

Lin Li's eyes lit up, he didn't discuss with everyone, and in the next second, he appeared in the field by himself.

"Lin Li? Are you playing in person? Considering the captain's share of points, you are very confident in defeating me?" Eddie asked as the helmet made of venom spread apart, revealing Eddie's human face inside.

"It is." Lin Li nodded with a smile, and then took out the magic weapon - "Conan's voice changer".

[Item: Conan's voice changer]

[Effect: You can imitate the voice of others. 】

[Note: Because the quality is [Normal], it can imitate any sound you have heard. 】

When Lin Li put the bow tie around his neck, the bow tie immediately made a sound, but it was not a human voice.

ultrasound.

Eddie, who was just about to enter the battle mode, the symbiote on his body had already started roaring, his body gradually turned into a pool of black sewage, he left Eddie uncontrollably, and squirmed away from the forest!

"Do you know the weakness of venom?" Eddie himself was not affected, but frowned, looking at Lin Li who was approaching him.

"Of course." While approaching at high speed, Lin Li had already taken out the steel rod, and it was burning with flames.

There are only two things that Venom is afraid of - 4000-6000HZ ultrasonic waves and flames, and Lin Li just happens to be able to use both of these.

Ultrasonic waves in this frequency band are audible to humans. Within the scope of the props, the bow tie emits ultrasonic waves in this frequency band at this time, so the venom collapses and stays away from Lin Li.

In the comics, the effect of ultrasound on the venom can drive it away, but it cannot cause any substantial damage. However, in the movie, this effect is strengthened, and the restraint effect of ultrasound on the symbiote family has reached the point where it can kill the symbiosis. the point.

But no matter which version of the venom in front of him is, even if the ultrasonic waves don't work, Lin Li's fire stick is not kidding with venom. Ordinary flame poison is not too scary, but Lin Li's fire stick does not produce ordinary flames.

If you really can't use "Ordinary Oolong Tea", it will definitely end the battle with one blow.

So the first time Venom came on the field, Lin Li immediately played by himself, because he had perfect restraint against Venom and could score easily.

"It's okay." Eddie took a deep breath, started to stretch his muscles and bones, and prepared to fight. He stared at Lin Li and began to speak harshly, "Even without venom, I, Eddie, are very strong. Lin Li, let it go—— "

Ten seconds later.

"Because the Marvel contestants left the competition venue, the ten cold team won this battle. Because of the player's captain status, the ten cold team scored 4 points." Ten cold Odin announced.

"Next, the Shileng team is requested to submit the list of contestants within five minutes, and the Marvel team to submit the list of contestants within ten minutes."

Lin Li stretched his waist and was unharmed. After all, he has no difficulty in dealing with a normal human being. Even if the wolf warrior comes, it will take ten seconds.

The fixed ten seconds is because it takes time on the road to throw people out of the field.

Although Lin Li could kill Eddie, after hesitating for a while, he still didn't do so.

Back to the spectator stand - Lin Li didn't intend to try to win consecutively. Although his captain's status income was halved and he still got two points, which was comparable to others' first win, but he had his own considerations.

Both sides have only three candidates left.

"Li Jing, it's time to show the real strength of our universe to the other side." After returning to the audience stage, Lin Li patted Li Jing on the shoulder, whispered a few words in his ear, and smiled sinisterly.

The rules are powerful, let's make a move!

...

When Li Jing appeared on the stage, Marvel sent Doctor Strange.

This made Lin Li smile even more proudly. This was the perfect situation in Lin Li's plan.

With Dr. Strange's nature, when there are only three candidates left, he will definitely be the captain in this or the next game, because he will try his best to win 6 points by himself. ——Dr. Ben is more willing to believe in himself than his teammates.

Against Doctor Strange with complex moves, Lin Li himself didn't think he had a great chance of winning without using props.

And once he wins, the point difference will be reduced by 4 points, and the previous efforts will be basically useless.

But it doesn't matter, with Li Jing around, there is no trouble at all.

"The battle begins."

When Odin's voice fell, Li Jing shouted in Doctor Strange's surprised eyes: "I'm an undercover agent! I surrender!"

While shouting, he ran to the rear, as if he was about to leave the venue voluntarily.

Really undercover? Directly blew up? Isn't the income of such an undercover agent too low? Today is only the first day. Doctor Strange doesn't even want Li Jing to be an undercover agent.

In the puzzled thinking of everyone in Marvel, Li Jing, who was not far away, was almost running to the edge of the white line.

Unlike Marvel's side, none of the people on Shi Leng's side were puzzled, but they were all holding back their laughter.

Because everyone knows Li Jing's setting, and they also know what he is going to do now.

Finally, when he reached the edge of the white line, Li Jing smiled charmingly, how cheap Thor's "doge" was just now, Li Jing is as cheap now.

He drew his sword from his waist and swung it forward lightly.

Doctor Strange, who was originally standing still and thinking, looked at Li Jing who flashed in front of him, a little surprised, and then looked dignified:

"Why did you suddenly teleport to me?"

In this regard, Li Jing smiled slightly:

"Look at who teleported to whom?"

"Then look again, is your current body inside or outside the white line?"