I can summon outrageous partners

Chapter 378: 377. All-Star Lineup

"Lin Li? Why are you here? I just wanted to kill my Nizi, but I didn't appoint you to pick it up. This is my mistake, so I called you from your world?" Li Jing didn't seem to expect Lin Li The appearance, said with some surprise and joy.

Before Lin Li could reply, he turned his head with a smile on his face:

"Zha'er, come here quickly, you are five years old now, and it's time to talk about marriage. Look at this young man. My father likes it very much. If you think it's good, why don't you just say goodbye today?" ..."

Before Li Jing finished speaking, he had already turned into a black shadow, and with a bang, it hit the wall of the room, bleeding from all seven orifices.

Feel like dying.

"It's disgusting, Daddy~" The culprit who did all this is a girl with a very cute face, but only a girl with a very cute face... male... female... Forget it, just treat it as a child of the Wal-Mart shopping bag gender Bar.

Below the cute head is a muscular body that is stronger than Tyson. I am afraid that only Hulk can compete with her.

She didn't mean it either, she just waved her hand lightly and subconsciously knocked Li Jing away.

It's okay, Li Jing is used to it.

"Are you the Lin Li that Daddy talked about? You really look good~~" Nezha didn't care about the half-dead Li Jing, and looked at Lin Li's face shyly. He looked at Lin Li, only occasionally sneaking a glance.

"...Don't, Nezha, I'm actually a bit average." Lin Li swallowed, looking at Nezha's muscular muscles stronger than Wang De's, and his height two heads taller than himself, he said embarrassingly .

Not to mention that Nezha didn't dare to look at each other, neither did Lin Li. The two avoided each other's sight—although the reasons were completely different.

"Neither ugly nor ugly, you look good." Nezha raised her orchid fingers shyly, and gently pushed Lin Li.

"boom--"

Wuming, who was talking trash with Bird King, looked at Lin Li who suddenly fell into the middle of the two of them, and the mopping marks he left on the ground, widened his eyes, and asked without knowing the situation: "Lin Li, what are you doing?" Are you ok?"

"I don't think I'm well." Lin Li said with blood twitching at the corner of his mouth.

He suddenly understood why it was mentioned in the mission of this dungeon that he was going to live to the end.

It looks really dangerous in this way.

"I seem to be asking nonsense." Nameless said.

"Boom! Boom!" came the footsteps of giant zombies.

Lin Li turned his head, it turned out to be our cute little Nezha.

"Little brother, why are you leaving? Don't leave~~" Nezha's eyes became [\u003e_\u003c], and he trotted over with a background filter of pink bubbles.

——On that day, Lin Li finally understood the oppressive feeling of the armored giant.

"Don't come here!" Lin Liru saw the nightmare. He admitted that when he first entered this dungeon and met Snow White, he had the idea of ​​finding a wife, but he seemed to be happy too early, and he definitely wasn't such a wife.

I was wrong, I will never set FLAG again! Can't you stop looking for it?

Lin Li pulled Wuming in front of him: "I leave it to you, force me!"

"Nezha, this dude likes you very much!"

nameless:"?"

...

After offering Wuming as a sacrifice to Nezha, Lin Li got a moment of peace.

He came to the River God and greeted the small group formed here: "Hello."

"Let me introduce, this is my friend, Lin Li." River God also introduced gently.

"The friend of the river god is my friend. Hello, my name is Athena." Athena shook hands with Lin Li generously.

Athena in "One Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes" appeared in the movie version. She is an older woman who is anxious to get married and is often urged to marry by her father Zeus.

Seeing Athena, the river god, glanced at him from time to time, Lin Li was sure that she was in a state of crush on the river god.

It's a pity that the river god is half an elm head.

"I'm Thor, God of Thunder! I'm Thor, God of Thunder!" Thor, on the other hand, was aloof. He just took a step forward, nodded to Lin Li with cold eyes, pressed the button on his shoulder, and a mechanical male voice came from the speaker. It rang.

"For the glory of the God of the North!" After actually seeing Thor, Lin Li felt a little funny, and immediately said the last line of his line.

"For the glory of the God of the North!" Thor didn't seem to expect Lin Li to understand him so well, and looked at him with a much gentler gaze.

"Theoretically, I should be able to communicate with you normally, Thor?" Lin Li asked, after all, he mastered "animal language".

"Are you a dog too?" Thor could no longer maintain his aloofness, and said in shock, "What breed are you? I haven't seen it before. I am Thor, a Shiba Inu."

Lin Li: "...do I look like a dog?"

Thor slapped his forehead, "suddenly realized", so he changed the way of asking: "What kind of dog is under your human skin?"

"I am a person who can speak dog language!" Lin Li said word by word.

"It's not important, it's great. Finally someone in this world can understand me. Your name is Lin Li, right? I'll cover you from now on. If you go to buy dog ​​food or dog toys in the future, tell me my name and call me. 10% off!" Thor jumped up and patted Lin Li's knee like a big brother.

"thank you."

...

"River God, is it my turn to introduce myself now?" Little King Kong frowned slightly, realizing that things were not simple, and asked River God.

"Ah~~? It should be~~" The River God scratched his head.

"But why..." Little King Kong's mouth twitched, looking at the person and dog barking at each other in front of him, he couldn't help complaining: "The two of them have been barking? Are they chatting?"

"Maybe it is~~ Lin Li has a lot of abilities~~It's normal for him to be a dog~~" He Shen waved his hand and said calmly.

When Lin Li finished his conversation with Thor, the two of them were already good brothers, and he and Little King Kong also shook hands and got to know each other.

"Don't you know why you came to this place suddenly?" Lin Li asked.

"I don't know at all." Little King Kong spread his arms and shrugged helplessly.

"It seems to be related to my father or Odin." Athena pointed her finger at her chin, thought for a while, and gave a different answer from others.

"Your father Zeus? Odin? Did they do this again?" Lin Li immediately asked.

"In the past few days, he hasn't been buzzing like a fly in my ear to urge marriage. I'm not used to it. When I asked him what he was doing, he didn't say anything, but saw him video chatting with Odin.

But before coming here today, he said a word to me, and another burden has been placed on you. "Athena said while recalling.

"What burden?"

"I also asked, but the dead old man didn't say anything. In order to prevent me from annoying him, he disappeared in front of me and said that he was going to find Odin.

Then it didn't take long for me to come to this place and meet King Kong and this northern dog and other guys I didn't know. said Athena with a shrug.

"I am—for the god of the north—I am—for the glory of the god of the north!" Thor, who was listening carefully, heard himself being called the dog of the north, showing a bad face, and took out his Thor's hammer , using the combined button to speak, with the attitude of preparing for a fight.

"A dog is a dog, aren't you happy?" Athena said in a strange way because she was already at odds with Thor.

"For the glory of the God of the North!"

There was no need for Lin Li to persuade them to fight, Xiao Jingang was already very skillful standing between them.

"This is the God Realm, the Nordic God Realm or the Greek God Realm? Since Zeus disappeared before you, did he also come here?" Lin Li asked again.

"No, at least I never knew there was such a place in the God Realm. As for whether the old man is here, I don't know at all." Athena replied.

Thor also shook his head, not knowing this place.

"Understood, let me see who else is here." Lin Li nodded after hearing this, and continued to scan the room to see if there were any characters that he hadn't noticed that didn't say hello.

I really found one, and the reason why I didn't notice him was because he was squatting in the corner with his head down and silent, so he was easily overlooked.

"Hello, I'm Lin Li, may I ask if you are..." Lin Li walked up to the other party, bent down and asked.

Hearing this, the other party raised his head, wearing black-rimmed glasses, and slightly curly short-to-medium hair.

At this time, he was trembling all over, his face was haggard, he raised his trembling hand and pointed at Lin Li, and asked with difficulty: "Hello...excuse me...yes...yes..."

"What's the matter?" Lin Li couldn't help asking as the other party spoke too hard.

"Do you have kaiseru?"

Lin Li: "..."

Crazy, why do you want this?

etc.

Looking at the muscular man in front of him—although he was still a little worse than Nezha, Lin Li had already recognized his identity.

If there is no accident, it is Superman, a character in the Superman chapter.

The strength may be similar to that of Superman, but there is a very grassy but in line with the setting of "One Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes", that is, if you want to use Superman's ability, there is a mandatory condition-go to the toilet.

And it must be big, and it can be transformed after being pulled out.

So if you want to transform in the street, you need to defecate anywhere.

At that time, it was popular to refer to Shit as Xiang, so he was also called Gliding Superman.

Seeing that Lin Li didn't respond, Superman Stool said tremblingly again: "I've been constipated for three days, and I feel like I'm really going to collapse. If you have Kaiselu, please help me...

Or I'm already crazy, because I was still accumulating energy just now, and I appeared here in the next second, it must be a hallucination caused by constipation. "

"Superman's constipation crisis, right?" Lin Li clutched his forehead, probably full of black lines.

"Did you know me before? But I haven't transformed now, I'm just an ordinary person, not a superman, don't call me that..." Maybe it's because the whole body is exerting force, and the body is extremely uncomfortable. dying.

"Then what should I call you?" Lin Li sighed.

"When I became Superman, everyone called me Shit Superman, so when I'm not Superman, I just need to remove Superman. My name is... Shit." Superman Shit said to Lin Li sincerely.

Lin Li smiled awkwardly and gave Superman a six.

"But I'm sorry, I really don't have Kai Selu." Lin Li said apologetically.

I did have a waste item called "Fried Rice Noodles" that can cause diarrhea after eating, but I used it to persecute Pai Daxing at the first time, and now Lin Li regrets it.

But Lin Li might have a solution.

He turned his head, found Nezha who was persecuting Wuming, and said loudly, "Nezha, there is an uncle here, I hope you give him a loving hug!"

"What? Really? You hate me, Nezha doesn't like to blame uncle." Nezha raised his orchid finger shyly.

Li Jing, the daughter slave who was originally hanging on the wall, immediately revived with full blood and looked at Lin Li, her eyes became sharp: "Lin Li, who wants to take advantage of my Zhaer?! First ask my old father disagree!"

"It's not my uncle's fault. It's just that his daughter looks a lot like you, Nezha. I want to hug you and satisfy him." While making up reasons, Lin Li began to explain the current situation to Li Jing concisely.

"He's constipated, and Nezha needs to carry him out of the shit. Li Jing, do you think it's possible?" Lin Li asked seriously.

"feasible."

"So sure?" Lin Li raised his eyebrows.

"There is no need to mention the past." When Li Jing said this, his eyes were full of stories.

"It turns out that's the case, then I'll give this uncle a hug!" Nezha approached with a strong sense of oppression, taking the steps of a giant in armor.

"What kind of daughter, I don't know why—" Superman Shit raised his head, looking at the shadow in front of him, his words froze.

"hug~"

"Wait, Lin Li, can we change—ah!!!"

Blood sprayed out of Superman's mouth violently, but in an instant, the clothes on his body fell off naturally, revealing that the inside was a pirated version of Superman's outerwear set.

"The problem is solved." Seeing the successful transformation of Superman Shit, Lin Li, who had already got the answer, said happily.

Li Jing on the side poked Lin Li's shoulder upon hearing the words, and reminded: "Then what, Lin Li, the person who had the problem seems to have been solved by the way. If Zha'er is not allowed to stop, this person will never be constipated in his life."

——Because Superman turned his eyes white and was in a state of vomiting blood at the mouth, as if he really had no signs of life.

Lin Li: "..."

"Nezha! Stop it! You are stronger than kryptonite!" Lin Li and Li Jing hurried forward.

...

"I'm fine..." The rescued Superman was dying, but luckily he didn't die. He lay in Lin Li's arms, looked weak, and sincerely said, "Thank you, Lin Li."

"It's okay, it's easy to do with a little effort." Lin Li said politely.

"Can you do me one more favor?" said Superman.

"What?"

"I need paper and new pants." Superman's eyes were determined as if he was about to enter the party.

Almost forgot that shit doesn't disappear out of thin air, Lin Li threw Superman on the ground with a bang, and patted the dust on his body: "Brother Shit, if this matter, you can take care of it yourself."

...

After communicating with Superman, Lin Li continued to look for new characters to come here, such as Cucurbit Baby and Snake Spirit, but there were no new characters.

Twelve characters, including Lin Li, gathered together to discuss today's encounter, but they have no clue at all, and there is nothing in common in the experience of coming here.

Lin Li was thinking about the content of the [task].

"Mission prompts are the rules. If the big guy comes to participate in this game, someone must tell him the rules, right?"

So Lin Li considered whether the rules might have been hidden in the surrounding environment, and prepared to get up and look for them.

To be honest, the ceilings and floors around are all pitch-black metal panels, and it doesn't look like there are clues or anything like that.

It is also difficult to destroy, even if Li Jing hits it, there will be no potholes or cracks.

"Boom...boom..."

Lin Li, who was leaning against the wall to hear if there was a trap, vaguely heard a voice from the other end of the wall!

Is there anyone on the other side of the wall?

After thinking about it, Lin Li leaned against the wall and teleported there.

"Damn it!" Lin Li was greeted by no one, but a thick laser cannon. Fortunately, it was not aimed at Lin Li, so he dodged and successfully dodged.

"Who?" A dull, somewhat mechanical voice sounded.

Lin Li felt a little familiar.

The intense laser just now blurred Lin Li's vision. When he saw the opponent's appearance clearly, Lin Li was shocked:

"iron Man!?"