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Chapter 318 317. "Boiling sheep, you are so rude~" [Ask for a monthly ticket at the beginning of the month]

A long crowing sounded in Lin Li's ears, and he opened his eyes in a daze.

He fell asleep on the table again, Lin Li was almost used to this kind of opening.

But this time, it wasn't the teacher and other students that came into view, but a half-open transparent window.

The blue sky, the melodious white clouds, and several kingfishers flew by.

Lin Li got up slightly, seeing green grasses moving regularly.

The morning breeze blows, carrying fresh breath, brushing against Lin Li's cheeks, bringing an extremely refreshing feeling.

The air quality is excellent. Lin Li thinks that if he puts it in cans, puts it on the Internet and marks it as "Qingqing Grassland Air", and then sells it for 50 yuan a can, there should be some stupid people to buy it.

Lin Li turned his head and saw a big bed first, then bedside table, wardrobe and other furniture.

"Is this...my home?" Lin Li looked at the surrounding environment and whispered to himself.

He saw his hand with only four fingers, and the short white hair on his body.

There is a mirror in the room, so there is no need to use the reflection of the Excalibur to make do with it. Lin Li came to the floor-to-ceiling mirror and looked at his current appearance.

The proportion of my own head is too large now, except for the chin and the front face, the rest is covered with white curly hair, clumps of cotton wool, and on both sides of the top of the head, there are two horns that are not sharp, Lin Li stretched out his hand to touch it. After a while, the texture is not bad.

The facial features are about one percent as handsome as his own body, but even so, in the easy-to-understand words of this dungeon, he is still worth a hundred Pleasant Goats.

——The above is from Lin Li himself.

After confirming his appearance, Lin Li went back to the table in the room and began to search for information.

Lin Li opened the title page of the textbook and found his own name——Lin Yangyang.

After confirming his name, Lin Li was attracted by the words in the textbook.

"A long time ago, in order to escape the wolves, the ancestors of the sheep clan came to Qingqing Grassland and built an iron gate on the bridge."

"Wu Dalang, the leader of the hungry wolves, can't make it through. A wolf came up with a bad idea, saying to lose weight."

"Wu Dalang thought it was a good idea, so he tried his best to reduce, reduce and reduce, until one day, he finally starved to death."

"Since then, there has been a legend of hungry wolves in the world. As long as they want to eat fat sheep, they must be unlucky. In the year 3513 of the sheep calendar, Hui Tailang, the 250th generation grandson of Wu Dalang, remembered the legend of hungry wolves. He brought his wife Red Wolf , came to Qingqing Grassland.”

"As a result, a war between hungry wolves and sheep reappeared."

"Is it the origin of the series of stories, so Big Big Wolf has never been able to eat sheep. To some extent, it is also related to this hungry wolf legend. Is it because of the curse left by the ancestors?" Lin Li laughed.

"Lin Yangyang, Lin Yangyang! Come out! Come out!"

Before Lin Li could continue to read other contents, there was a knock on the door suddenly.

Lin Li had no choice but to stop browsing, and went to the door to open it.

A lamb stood outside the door.

It's really a lamb, its body is one-third smaller than Lin Li's, and part of its height is supported by the poop-like hairstyle on the top of its head.

Small eyes, small body, a yellow bib on his chest, holding a bag of potato chips, enjoying himself.

Obviously, the person who came was the lazy person in Yangcun, Lazy Yangyang!

"Lazy sheep, what do you want from me?" Lin Li asked warmly.

In Lin Li's impression, Lazy Sheep is a very pleasing character, and Lin Li likes it very much, especially after the portrayal of laziness is not so serious in the later stage - in the early stage, Lazy Sheep caused a lot of troubles because of being too lazy. trouble.

"What are you looking for, the village chief is about to set off firecrackers, and he told us to go there early, but we are both going to be late.

You still want me to call you, why are you so lazy, you really have no shame, just a little bit! "

Lan Yangyang took a bite of potato chips, squinted his eyes comfortably, and taught Lin Li a lesson.

"Ah, is that so? I'm really sorry. Let's go then." Hearing this, Lin Li admitted his mistake with a smile.

"En! Let's go." Lan Yangyang nodded and led the way. After Lin Li summoned the substitute and left him at home, he followed closely behind.

Lin Li memorized the route, admired the surrounding scenery, and finally set his sights on Lan Yangyang.

As if noticing Lin Li's gaze, Lazy Yangyang covered the bag of potato chips vigilantly, wary of Lin Li: "Lin Yangyang, what are you doing, do you want to eat my potato chips?"

"No such thing." Lin Li waved his hand.

"Well... Mom told me that I want to be a good child who can share." After hesitating for a while, Lazy Yangyang took out a potato chip from the bag and handed it to Lin Li, but before Lin Li took it, he started again Hesitated:

"Will one slice be too much? Eating too many potato chips is unhealthy. If it harms Lin Yangyang's health, it's not good. For his health, just give him half a slice. Mom will definitely understand my kindness." .”

Seeing the lazy sheep who split a piece of potato chips into two pieces and put half a piece in his mouth, Lin Li gave him a big thumbs up: "Thank you so much, lazy sheep! I would rather let myself be unhealthy than make myself sick. I'm not healthy."

"Don't praise me, I'm not that good anymore." Lazy Yangyang was a little embarrassed by the praise.

Soon, the two arrived at their destination.

"Hey, Lanyangyang, what are you eating? Show me." A figure jumped up to Lanyangyang, took the bag of potato chips from his hand, and held it high on his head superior.

The bronze-colored skin that is very special in Yangcun has the potential to become the most popular commodity in the 19th century. His bare limbs have traces of muscles, triangular bangs, and thick eyebrows. He is the physical strength of Yangcun. Responsibility-boiling sheep and sheep.

"Give me back the potato chips, Boiling Yangyang! Give me back the potato chips!" Half-life was taken away, Lazy Goat was annoyed beside Boiling Goat, trying to get back the potato chips while 'swearing' .

"No, no, hee hee!" Boiling Goat played with Lazy Goat.

Every time Lazy Yangyang jumps, the height from the ground is about...one centimeter, which can't even match the height difference between him and Boiling Yangyang, and it can't grab it at all.

"Boiling sheep, you are so rude~"

A female voice came from behind the boiling sheep.

The visitor has unique pink horns, with a pink bow tied on each horn, a pink scarf around her neck, and oblique bangs. There is no doubt that she is the most beautiful sheep in Yangcun. Sheep's love object.

"Can you stop bullying Lazy Yangyang? I really don't feel ashamed. I despise people like you the most." Mei Yangyang looked at Boiling Yangyang with some disgust.

"Hey, hey, beautiful Yangyang, I didn't bully Lazy Yangyang, I was joking with him." When Beautiful Yangyang said it, Boiling Yangyang immediately felt a little embarrassed, and quickly returned the potato chips to Lazy Yang sheep.

"Hmph! Slightly slightly!" Lazy Goat, who took back the potato chips, breathed a sigh of relief, and pulled his lower eyelids to make a face at Boiling Goat.

"Ring ring ring—"

Lin Li heard the sound of bells and footsteps, turned around, and saw a figure moving at high speed.

"Hey, Lanyangyang, what are you eating? Show me." This figure also jumped up to Lanyangyang, snatched the bag of potato chips from his hand, and held it high on his head .

There is a yellow bell hanging on the blue collar, drop-shaped bangs, and the fastest sheep in the sheep village, Pleasant Goat.

"Why are you here again! Give me back the potato chips, Pleasant Goat! Give me back the potato chips!" The potato chips that had just been returned to her hand disappeared again within half a minute, and Lazy Yangyang once again entered a state of incompetence and rage.

Due to physical exhaustion, this time he can only take off 0.9 centimeters each time.

"No, no, hehehe!" Pleasant Goat played with Lazy Goat.

"Hey, Pleasant Goat, what are you doing!" The object of admiration is by his side, and now is the time to restore his image, Boiling Goat seized this opportunity, stepped forward, and shouted:

"Pleasant Goat, you are so rude! Can you stop bullying Lazy Goat? I really don't have the shame to bully the small with the big. I despise you the most!"

Lin Li buttoned his ears, it sounded familiar.

"Oh, Boiling Yangyang, why are you roaring so loudly~" the beautiful Yangyang next to Boiling Yangyang covered her ears and said with some resentment.

"I'm sorry Mei Yangyang, I just want to stop Pleasant Goat." Boiling Yangyang apologized quickly.

"What are you doing to stop Pleasant Goat? Didn't you see that he was joking with Lazy Goat? Look, Pleasant Goat and Lazy Goat laughed so happily. Pleasant Goat is really a good sheep. He likes to be active and willing to accompany Lazy Goat. play~

I like this kind of sheep~"

Mei Yangyang looked at Pleasant Goat with a smile and said, and when her eyes shifted to Boiling Yangyang, she became disgusted again.

Lin Li rubbed his eyes, when did Lazy Yangyang laugh, isn't he still in a state of despair?

Not sure, I'll take another look.

Lazy Goat: "Give it back to me! Give it back to me! Pleasant Goat, I hate you!"

confirmed.

"Ah??? Isn't... he... I... the same?" Boiling Yangyang's worldview collapsed, pointing at Pleasant Goat and then at Beautiful Goat, speaking incoherently.

"You are not the same as Pleasant Goat, you are not the same at all, hum!" Mei Yangyang puffed up her mouth, turned her head and snorted arrogantly.

"Don't be angry with Mei Yangyang, I was wrong, Pleasant Goat is a good sheep! I'm sorry! I like Pleasant Goat the most!" Seeing Mei Yangyang angry, Boiling Yangyang immediately panicked and stepped forward to comfort her.

"6." Lin Li sighed silently.

No wonder the netizen later spoofed that picture: "Hurry up and push Boiling Goat, Pleasant Goat has no strength."

This is a good interpretation of the relationship between the three.

"Children, stop making trouble, come here quickly, it's time to set off firecrackers."

Not far away, an old sheep riding a pink snail greets everyone from a distance. He wears thick glasses and has a mid-section hairstyle. If he appears fifteen years later, he will explode if he looks at it more , he is the village chief of Yangcun, Slow Yangyang.

As long as you start thinking, wisdom leaves will grow on your head. Today I am wearing a red suit, which is very festive.

Beside Slow Sheep, there is a huge sheep, surrounded by a pink ribbon, with a small pink love bag diagonally across it - Warm Sheep.

The reason why the warm sheep is so huge is because she is not a sheep, but an argali. She successfully recognized her ancestors in the "Sports Games" series. Although she is huge, she is very gentle and has the most gentle personality in Yangcun. OK

Lin Li looked at the snail, and it looked familiar.

"Crackling crackling~~~"

In front of Slow Yangyang's house, firecrackers were fired, and the couplet at the door was opened, revealing the contents inside.

"Celebrating the village chief's 100-year tenure, we will come to Yangcun to welcome the new year."

"Double happiness!" All the sheep immediately stepped forward to congratulate the village head.

"Low-key, low-key." Slow Sheep said embarrassedly, then bowed his head to the snail and said: "It's been a hundred years, and we've known each other for a hundred years, old man, we can't be backwards, go, hurry up Go to the barbershop to freshen up!"

The snail under the crotch nodded when he heard the words, but before taking a few steps, he suddenly passed out on the ground, and the slow sheep also fell down.

"This is... bullish?" Looking at the words "New Year" and the snail, Lin Li only belatedly recognized the scene he was in.

"Uncle Snail, you are bleeding!" Beside the snail, there was a pool of pink blood.

"Why is it this color?" Looking at the color of the blood, Slow Sheep looked worried.

"Village Chief, what happened to Uncle Snail?"

"The snail's bullishness is gone, and the great plague is back!"

"Ah, great plague!" Hearing such a horrible description, the lambs were shocked.

"Yes, all healthy animals have qi in their bodies, sheep are called sheep qi, snails are called cow qi..."

"Village chief, why isn't it called Snail Qi?" someone asked.

Everyone looked over.

Well, that person is Lin Li.

"Eh..." Slow Yangyang was at a loss for words for a while, "It should be based on the last word of the animal's name, right?"

"The scorpion is called child qi, and the jellyfish is called mother qi, right?" Lin Li suddenly realized, and drew inferences from one instance to another.

"This..." Slow Yangyang was at a loss for words again, he frowned, and wisdom leaves began to grow crazily on the top of his head: "Let me think about it carefully, and then I will give you the answer."

"Ahem——" the snail vomited blood again: "No, isn't it a bit unnecessary for you to study this now?"

I'm going to die! Do you still care about being snail-like and arrogant? Is this appropriate?

"Lin Yangyang, don't interrupt!" Mei Yangyang said.

"...Sorry." Lin Li apologized immediately, and then said in a low voice: "This question has been in my heart for more than ten years, so don't ask me if I'm sorry..."

"Village Chief, you continue to talk."

"Okay, this kind of qi is very important to us. If the qi is weak, you will get sick, and if you stop the qi, you will die. The plague a hundred years ago took away many lives. In order to save everyone, the first generation of Yangcun Villager After being sleepless for a long time, I finally found a way to cure the disease."

Slow Sheep began to tell the story of a hundred years ago.

They also possess an immersive ability to describe the past tense.

The culprit of the plague is the bacteria on this snail that has lived for a hundred years.

"Give me the miniaturization potion and anti-virus spray." Ruan Mian said to Slow Sheep, who was still young at the time.

"Village Chief, let me go, this time is too dangerous, and you are too old, let me go!"

"You are a good boy, let's make a rock-paper-scissors decision." Ruan Mian nodded.

"Good! Rock-scissors-paper!"

Ruanmian made a fist, and Slow Yangyang made cloth, but unfortunately he lost—because Ruanmian's fist hit Slow Yangyang on the forehead, Ruanmian is good at persuading people with force.

After slow sheep woke up, the snail was healthy, but the village chief disappeared.

"I have always believed that the head of Ruan Mian is not dead, I have been waiting for him." Slow Sheep sighed and said.

"Another hundred years have passed, how could it be possible that he is not dead, the village head of the soft village should be already hard." Lan Yangyang whispered beside him.

Grass.

Lin Li didn't look up at the sky, and didn't let himself laugh - he was worried that his merits would be deducted if he laughed like this.

Lazy sheep, you can talk.

Although it turns out that Lian Mian is indeed not dead, and is imprisoned in the cage of the snail's inner world.

"Unexpectedly, the village head Ruanmian didn't come back, but the great plague came back first." Slow Yangyang directed the crowd and moved the unconscious snail to the laboratory.

Then Slow Sheep turned on the mechanism of the room, and the floor was opened, revealing a large amount of medicine underneath.

"These are the miniature potions and sterilizing sprays invented by Village Chief Ruanmian." Slow Yangyang took out a bottle and introduced it to everyone: "If I can't come back this time, you can find Uncle Daoyang to be yours." The new village chief!"

Slow Yangyang hadn't finished speaking, but he suddenly showed a look of pain, and everyone immediately stepped forward with concern.

"Toilet! Toilet!" But before everyone could ask what's wrong, Slow Sheep finally stopped being slow, and ran to the toilet faster and faster.

Pleasant Goat looked at Slow Goat going away with firm eyes, and picked up the injection equipment equipped with the miniature potion that the other party left here.

"The village head is so old, we can't let him take risks alone, right?" Pleasant Goat said.

"Actually, I also think it's inappropriate..." Lanyangyang said in a low voice.

Lin Li raised his eyebrows slightly, he didn't expect the timid lazy sheep to have such a heart! Okay, okay, I misread you! High-spirited and bright-hearted lazy sheep!

"Uncle Daoyang is not suitable to be the village head. The last words of the village head, if I was destined to be the village head, I would have countless snacks to eat. The village head is really ignorant." Lazy Yangyang said.

Lin Li: The idea I had just now never existed.

"Did you forget that there is a buddy like me!" Boiling Yangyang heard that, how could Pleasant Goat be a hero by himself, and immediately showed his masculinity, and patted his chest to Pleasant Goat:

"We, the Three Musketeers of the Grassland, will punish evil and promote good together!"

It was nothing at first, but when Lanyangyang heard the term "Three Musketeers in the Grassland", he immediately covered his stomach: "Oh, my stomach hurts a little too, I'll go with the village chief..."

"Huh?" Boiling Yangyang immediately retreated and closed the door of the laboratory, staring at Lanyangyang with a smile, "Lazy Yangyang, are you right?"

"Yes, you are right, but "my stomach" is a..." Lan Yangyang clutched his stomach.

Listening to this sentence pattern, Lin Li suddenly thought of a two-character game.

The boiling sheep began to break its joints, making a crackling sound.

"It doesn't hurt anymore! It doesn't hurt at all!" Lazy Yangyang gasped, stood up straight, and made a standard salute.

"I'm going too!" Mei Yangyang also said with concern at this time.

Amidst the voices of the discussion, Lin Li looked at his system interface.

【Task:

[Dungeon completion requirements: expulsion or elimination of abnormalities. 】

[Main task (1/3): Make sure the story line of the snail's journey inside the body is normal. 】

[Mission prompt: "Everyone is happy." 】

[Task Reward: [Mysterious Gift 1]*1]

[Mysterious gift 1: It can be opened after understanding the source of the abnormality. After using it, you will choose one of the four abilities to obtain it. 】

{Ask for a monthly ticket at the beginning of the month! ! ! ! }

The new copy sets sail, ask for a monthly pass at the beginning of the month! ! ! !