I can summon outrageous partners

Chapter 316 315. Pai Daxing is very good, but he has no brains.

"Fuck me, old friend?!" Seeing the message that popped up on the system, Lin Li was taken aback.

Lin Li directly checked the character introduction.

[Character: Pai Daxing]

【Version: "SpongeBob SquarePants"】

[Battle power: 1]

[Evaluation: Whether the seabed is chaotic or not, Majin Buu has the final say. 】

It's very concise, but it's really enough. A character that is too familiar, what is there to introduce.

[You have successfully used the character "Pai Daxing" Summon Card*1, you have successfully summoned "Pai Daxing". 】

"The new partner is Pai Daxing, do you know him?" Lin Li looked at Tom, Jerry and Martin.

All three shook their heads.

"Didn't Martin watch it either? I remember that SpongeBob SquarePants was released quite early..." Lin Li said to himself.

"Lin Li! Lin Li!"

Pai Daxing's mellow voice, which is extremely easy to distinguish, came in through the wall of the room.

The other party seemed to have come to the door.

"I'm here, wait a minute." Lin Li got up immediately and came to the door. When he opened the door, he found that there was nothing outside, which was the original scenery.

"Huh?" Somewhat surprised, Lin Li looked around, but still couldn't find Pai Daxing.

"Pai Daxing? Pai Daxing?" Lin Li looked around at the door, calling his name.

"Lin Li, let me remind you." Druby's voice came from behind.

"What?" Lin Li turned his head, looked at Druby who came quietly behind him, and asked for advice.

"The person you are waiting for is under your feet. I'm afraid you won't be able to find him today if I don't remind you." Druby pointed to Lin Li's shoes.

"?"

Lin Li lowered his head, looked at the still empty ground, and then took off his slippers.

Sure enough, there was a shriveled pink five-star pattern on the sole.

"..."

Lin Li tore Pai Daxing off the sole of his shoe. The opponent swelled up a little and gained thickness again. Lin Li put it in front of his eyes.

There seemed to be a faint voice coming from Pai Daxing's mouth.

"Water—water—" Lin Li heard the voice when he moved his ear closer.

"Fuck." After hearing Pai Daxing's hoarse voice clearly, Lin Li remembered that sea creatures like Pai Daxing would quickly dry up out of the water, so he quickly pulled out the steel rod, created a few drink balls, Shrunken Patrick is placed inside.

The moment Pai Daxing touched the drink, Pai Daxing's body rapidly swelled and became giant, and soon, he reached a height of more than one meter.

It seems that it is not a height of more than ten centimeters, but calculated according to the proportion of Lin Li.

"Hi~" Pai Daxing hiccupped, narrowed his eyes comfortably, scratched his armpits, and said lazily, "SpongeBob SquarePants' home is so delicious."

——Because of the pineapple juice water polo created by Lin Li.

"Hi, Pai Daxing." Lin Li smiled and extended his hand to greet him.

"Hello, I..." Pai Daxing stretched out his hand as if to shake hands, but the sun shone on his body, and his body began to shrink rapidly again. His face was frightened: "Water—water—!"

Lin Li quickly threw another water polo.

"Hi~" Pai Daxing hiccupped, narrowed his eyes comfortably, scratched his armpits, and said lazily, "SpongeBob SquarePants' home is so delicious."

"Hi, Patrick, I..."

"Hello, I'm... water-water-!"

Looking at Pai Daxing who was starting to shriveled again, Lin Li always felt that this conversation was very familiar, as if he had just experienced it a few seconds ago.

Lin Li threw the water polo again.

"Hi~ SpongeBob SquarePants' home is so delicious." Pai Daxing was instantly satisfied.

"Hello, I... Shui—— Shui—!" The next moment, his expression turned to panic.

The corner of Lin Li's mouth twitched, he couldn't bear it any longer, he thrust the steel rod into Pai Daxing's mouth with all his strength, secreting the juice with all his strength.

drink drink drink! So thirsty, right? I drink you to death!

"嗤——" Maybe it was too strong, the steel rod came out directly from Pai Daxing's buttocks—Pai Daxing was penetrated.

"Hi~ Hai Lian is good, haha, haha, it's delicious." Because a steel rod was stuck in his mouth, Pai Daxing's words sounded very vague.

Pai Daxing, who got enough water, looked very happy, he didn't care about the steel rods running through his body at all, and gave Lin Li a thumbs up, thanking him for his help.

"Yi Hao, I'm hurting Ha Xin." Pai Daxing finally said what he hadn't said for a long time-"Hello, I'm Pai Daxing".

Lin Li rubbed his brows that had been wrinkled into the word 'Chuan', and pulled Pai Daxing into the room: "Come in quickly, don't get sunburned anymore."

"Wow! Wow! Wow! Such an ugly decoration style! Lin Li, how about replacing your home with a big rock?" Looking at the interior of the room, Pai Daxing made a suggestion.

"Your suggestion is very good, so I suggest you shut up." Lin Li said.

"It's really hard to communicate with someone like you who has no artistic vision, but I can understand that a genius like me is born lonely."

Pai Daxing didn't care about Lin Li's attack, squinted his eyes, pulled the steel rod out of his body, and began to pick his teeth like a toothpick.

Lin Li looked at this scene helplessly, and then reacted: "Wait, why do you drink water and get stuffed between your teeth! Also, that's my weapon, not a toothpick!"

"Oh." Pai Daxing nodded, stopped picking his teeth, and started gnawing on steel rods.

"What the hell are you!" Lin Li snatched back his steel rod, only to see that the steel rod, which had been strengthened several times, was no longer as hard as it used to be, and still left clear tooth marks under Pai Daxing's teeth.

"Water—water—"

Seeing Pai Daxing who was starting to shriveled again, Lin Li threw him directly into the bathroom.

"If you need water all the time, that's not the way to go, and how can it absorb so quickly? In Sandy's cabin, wouldn't a helmet of water be enough for Pai Daxing to move around?" Lin Li looked at the water in the bathtub with his hips akimbo. Pai Daxing was swimming backstroke and giggling, his face full of helplessness.

Then Pai Daxing began to chew on the bathtub, and Lin Li followed him and gave him a hammer.

Broke, it's a real pervert.

Lin Li still remembers that in the theatrical version of "The Adventures of SpongeBob SquarePants: Sponge Out of Water", the protagonists left the ocean and lived alive, and even learned magic later on.

"Pai Daxing, do you still remember that time you and SpongeBob SquarePants went on an adventure on land for the secret recipe of the crab castle?" Thinking of this, Lin Li asked.

"Is there? Why don't I remember?" Pai Daxing scratched his head.

"Um... the time you ate ice cream bigger than yourself?" Lin Li asked tentatively.

"Remember! Remember! I love ice cream! Super delicious ice cream! Is there any ice cream here!" Pai Daxing remembered it all at once, and cheered happily in the bathtub.

"Then can you breathe on water?" Lin Li tried to persuade.

"That's right!" Pai Daxing suddenly realized, walked out of the bathtub, came in front of Lin Li, and picked his nostrils.

Lin Li was dumbfounded.

That'll be fine? Can you really breathe on water? Co-author You, like Druby, are also idealists? ? ?

"Why didn't you say it earlier, Lin Li, I died of thirst several times." Pai Daxing said calmly.

Lin Li: "..."

Is this your own fault?

It's broken. Unlike his previous partners, Pai Daxing's brain circuit is a bit difficult to keep up with even if he is as neurotic as himself.

"You guys come here." Lin Li looked at the three people who had been watching from the sidelines for a long time, called them over, and then introduced:

"This is Jerry." Jerry held his head high.

"This is Tom." Tom jumped up and crushed Jerry, instead of holding his head high.

Lin Li, who was used to this scene, continued to introduce without any disturbance: "This is Martin, he is Pai Daxing, and he will be part of our family from now on. That is Druby, he will leave after today."

Tom held Jerry's butt full of silver needles, and extended his hand enthusiastically on behalf of Jerry and Martin, wanting to shake hands with Patrick.

"Oh~~" Looking at the hand in front of him, Pai Daxing was very happy.

"Wow~—Yami Yami Yami." Pai Daxing commented.

Lin Li slapped himself on the forehead with a haggard hand.

Looking at the hand being chewed by Pai Daxing, Tom scratched his cheek with a somewhat dull finger: "?"

What happened?

Wait, is Patrick eating his own hand?

"It's all hair, it's not very tasty." Pai Daxing said vaguely.

But the movement of the mouth did not stop at all.

"Aww!!!" Tom reacted belatedly, and after retracting his hand, he began to jump up and down at home because of the pain.

Jerry immediately began to like Pai Daxing, and he wanted to recognize his brother when he rushed forward. Of course, he had to be a brother.

"They are friends, you can't eat them, Pai Daxing!" As for Pai Daxing, Lin Li didn't pay much attention to 'love', and used a stick to make a filial son, and without hesitation, he knocked Pai Daxing's head into pieces with a steel rod. 'U' shape.

"Friend? Well, oh! Friend!" Pai Daxing, whose head was deformed, widened his eyes after hearing the keyword "friend", looked at Tom, Jerry and Martin carefully, and nodded seriously.

"Pai Daxing has no brains, please be considerate." Lin Li said to the three of them.

"I have brains!" Pai Daxing was dissatisfied, "Brother Octopus always asked if I forgot my brains at home, so I made a special memo to bring my brains with me when I go out!"

Pai Daxing took out his memo from his beach pants.

Lin Li leaned over to take a look, there was no writing on it, only a starfish and a sponge drawn in simple strokes.

"Hmm..." Pai Daxing gestured "√" under his chin with one hand while staring at the memo.

"I didn't write the memo, so it seems that I really forgot to bring my brain today." Finally, Pai Daxing came to a conclusion and nodded to Lin Li, "Well, Lin Li, you are right, Pai Daxing has no brains, but I I will remember to bring it next time."

Lin Li: "..."

"Pai Daxing is so interesting!" Martin's impression was very good, and he leaned forward to look at Pai Daxing carefully.

"Jerry, what do you do?" Pai Daxing seemed to be measured, and he didn't move his mouth when facing Martin, just asked.

"My name is Martin, and I'm a dentist today," Martin said.

"Ahhh! You are the tooth-killing monster in white!" Pai Daxing seemed to have heard something extremely terrifying, and immediately covered his head, and got under the sofa in the living room, showing most of his buttocks, "Killing the tooth-killing monster in white, stay away from me!" point!"

"Lin Li, this..." Martin looked at Lin Li in a daze.

"Take off your white coat." Lin Li gave a solution very calmly.

After Martin did so, Lin Li patted Pai Daxing, and comforted him: "There is no such thing as a white-clothed killer, Pai Daxing, take a look again."

Hearing this, Pai Daxing poked his head out cautiously, and after looking around, he let out a long sigh of relief: "Oh, my God, Lin Li, Jerry, it's really scary just now, you can't even imagine what I saw ..."

Lin Li suddenly put Martin's white coat on himself.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Pai Daxing screamed loudly.

Lin Li immediately took it off, and the corners of his mouth curled up.

"Oh, my God, Lin Li..."

Lin Li put it on again, smiling brightly.

"Ahhh..."

take off.

"Oh my god..."

Seeing Lin Li having a great time, Tom also discovered the New World, and immediately took out the dentist suit from behind, put it on himself, and knocked on Pai Daxing's back like Lin Li did.

"Ahhhhh - I can't take it anymore! Get me punched!" Pai Daxing, who turned his head to see this scene, was overwhelmed with fright, and subconsciously punched Tom in the face.

"Duang!"

Tom, whose five senses were trapped inside, went back to the corner to think about life-why is there such a big difference in treatment between himself and Lin Li? Which step of the operation went wrong?

...

After Pai Daxing joined, Lin Li's family became a lot more noisy. With Tom and Jerry's ingenuity, they have already found a way to get along with Pai Daxing, and now they get along very well.

Lin Li looked out the window:

Pai Daxing made a cannon out of sand and aimed it at Jerry's head. Behind him, Tom carried the RPG and aimed it at Pai Daxing's ass, and then blasted Pai Daxing to pieces.

"Oh! You won, Tom." Pai Daxing praised the "corpse body" with only a mouth.

"Then what, Tom, can you help me stretch my body?" Pai Daxing added.

Druby was reading the newspaper. Martin was pulling out all of Yu Nian's teeth and putting them back in. Martin's service quality must be very good, and Yu Nian was so moved that he burst into tears.

Ah, what a harmonious and beautiful picture.

Lin Li felt relieved about this.

Although Pai Daxing's thinking logic is difficult for normal people to follow, this partner is actually not weak.

The characters derived from Funny World are not weak, as can be seen from his combat power of 1.

Although most of the abilities have not yet been revealed, there are conventional immortality and crotch fetching, but Pai Daxing's attack methods should indeed be relatively few.

However, Lin Li is not too demanding on these things. Pai Daxing is the worst, and he can also be used as a human shield.

Anyway, Pai Zong Pain is also a fake pain—the primitive Pai Zong saw fire for the first time, the choice between SpongeBob SquarePants and Squidward Brothers, roasted sea cotton to eat, Pai Daxing is unique: roast his own hands to eat.

Time passed quickly, and soon it was night.

The time for separation has come.

Druby came to several people with a briefcase and said goodbye to him.

Tom and Jerry wiped the tears from the corners of their eyes with white handkerchiefs, reluctantly.

"Goodbye, I hope to meet again next time." Lin Li said to Druby with a smile.

"There will be." Druby nodded.

"Really?" Lin Li was a little surprised.

Druby, who has a great prophecy, is so sure, does it mean that he will draw a permanent Druby in the future?

At that time, won't the main world do whatever it wants?

"Really." Druby smiled slightly, "That day won't be far away."

"That's great!" Lin Li smiled.

"I'll see you then." After Druby finished speaking, he walked towards the city gate in small steps.

Lin Li watched Druby disappear.

...

Druby stepped out of the picture scroll containing Dawn City and raised a hand.

Following his action, a taxi drove to his side in an instant and opened the door.

There is no driver.

Druby sat in the back row and fastened his seat belt. Bored, he looked at the scenery outside the car window.

The taxi started to cross dimensions, and the scenery disappeared, so Druby thought about it and looked at you.

Druby says to you:

"Hello, readers of this book.

You may be wondering why I didn't go to the capital to help Lin Li deal with the city lord.

In fact, it is not difficult, there is nothing unspeakable, and one day is more than enough for me.

But in doing so, the length of the book will be cut off partly, the author asked me not to do this, I promised him.

So leave this matter to Lin Li himself.

The me now may be different from the me in your heart, it doesn't matter, the me in your heart is the real me.

I will meet Lin Li again, I hope you will still be there by then.

Finally, I wish you a happy day. "

The taxi slowly drove to another dimension, and Druby disappeared in front of his eyes.

Lin Li in the wash, he didn't care about the system illustrated book, which complemented Druby's other ability.

[Dimensional Leap]: Druby can reversely perceive the objects that exist in any dimension and observe his behavior, and have inter-dimensional and world dialogues with them. (i.e. breaking the fourth wall)

Strictly speaking, most funny characters have the ability to break the dimensional wall.

Tom and Jerry have it too, but they don't show it.

This may or may not be a foreshadowing, I'm not sure, so don't worry.

The plot of the main world is over, and the new dungeon will be revealed tomorrow.