I can summon outrageous partners

Chapter 132 131. The Protagonists

[This chapter focuses on the anime plot, but everyone probably forgot it, so it doesn’t hurt to take a look. 】

"J. Rui, you.know.did.know.what are you doing?"

Lin Li smiled and said to Jerry emphatically.

Jerry's size is still small, no matter how tall he is now, in short, he has been scaled proportionally.

"..."

"hey-hey."

Jerry pulled out the straw and put it behind him, covering his ears and stealing the bell, with an 'honest and honest' smile on his face.

Green juice spurted out from the wound, drawing a wonderful arc, strictly speaking, it was his own blood.

"..."

After hesitating for a while, Lin Li reached out to pick up some and tasted it.

Pure apple juice, no pollution, no additives, great taste.

"Is it delicious? Do you need a straw? Here you are." Jerry stepped forward obsequiously, and handed Lin Li the straw.

"I'll drink your head!" Lin Li raised his hand and punched Jerry, making his eyes stare.

The wound was still bleeding juice, Lin Li bent down and touched the ground with his hand, and the wound on his body healed slowly.

My abilities are still there.

"A body that can be pierced with a straw, isn't it too fragile?" Lin Li muttered to himself.

"I am a great hero~I am a great hero~"

Other voices came from beside her ear, which attracted Lin Li's attention.

At the end of the lawn, there is a clear river with gurgling water.

And between the two cherry trees next to it, there is a hammock hanging.

At this time, there is an orange jelly that is bouncing up and down on it.

Undoubtedly orange fragrance.

The Orange Liuxiang who longs to be a hero.

The plot had obviously started, Lin Li put Jerry directly into his clothes, and walked slowly towards the place where Orange Liuxiang was.

Cheng Liuxiang fell off the hammock, and a golden star appeared above his head. He opened his eyes: "Hey, so it was a dream?"

A strawberry jelly rushed in front of him - Shangguan Ziyi.

"Ziyi, are you here too?"

"You like to daydream!"

"No, I was just practicing flying fresh in the sky in my dream."

Cheng Liuxiang pulled out an ordinary sword from her back and swung it around.

Lin Li, who was watching, narrowed his eyes.

"I need to be careful about this situation."—Lin Li warned himself in his heart.

In "Guobao Special Attack", almost everyone has the ability to take things out of their backs.

Lin Li, who made the worst plan and regarded this world as his imaginary enemy, was thinking about these.

Seeing is not necessarily believing.

"Forget it, with a talent like yours, even if you practice for another ten years, it's impossible for you to be so talented."

"Oh, if I can't do it in ten years, then I'll practice it for twenty years, thirty years, until I can do it." Cheng Liuxiang didn't give up.

"It's useless, a salted fish, even if it takes another thirty years, it will still be a salted fish. It is absolutely impossible to become a great hero."

"Ziyi, you underestimate people too much. All I know is that if a person has no dreams, he is really no more than a salted fish!"

Cheng Liuxiang began to practice swords, while Shangguan Ziyi whispered her love beside her.

Lin Li watched with relish.

This shitty system, at least at the beginning of the dungeon, was very heavenly. Such dialogues and scenes gave Lin Li a feeling of dreaming back to his childhood.

"I'll send you away, thousands of miles away, you are silent black and white."

Behind the hammock, on a bridge over the river, a peach was talking to a pineapple, and Lin Li's eyes were also attracted to him.

It's pear blossom poetry and pineapple blowing snow, and the main body is peach and pineapple.

"The investment failed, the stock market crashed, and I owed usury!"

"I sent you away, beyond the horizon, are you still there?"

"Lehman is not here, the bull market is not here, use a knife to repay the debt!" Pineapple Fuxue stabbed a knife 'hardly' into his body.

Lin Li laughed lightly.

Because he knew that this knife was a retractable fake knife.

As for the Lehman mentioned by Pineapple Fuxue, it refers to Lehman bonds. There are many universities majoring in finance, and they also know about it.

Previously, it was the fourth largest investment bank in the beautiful country, but during the financial crisis in 2008, due to the collapse of financial products, the company had an additional loophole of 15 billion US dollars, and finally had to declare bankruptcy.

As "Guobao Special Attack" that has been broadcast for 10 years, it can be regarded as keeping up with "current events".

"Pineapple Fuxue, you, you can't die." Li Huashi stepped forward sadly.

"Yes, I'm sorry, Li Huashi, I, in this life, it is impossible to give you happiness again, just wait for the next life."

"I'm sorry?" Li Huashi's voice was repeated, and her worries disappeared in an instant, "Do you think you don't have to pay back the money if you say I'm sorry?"

"You used all my dowry money to buy Lehman Brothers bonds, hurry up, pay back the money!"

"I can not make it."

"Don't think that you can pretend to be dead with a fake sword that can stretch!" Li Huashi knew Pineapple Fuxue very well, so she pulled out the fake sword, and then took out the real sword from her back.

"Murder your own husband!"

"My husband, you adulterer! I'm going to kill you!" Li Huashi started chasing after her.

"Help! Help, Orange Liuxiang!" Pineapple Fuxue started to run away.

He ran away, she chased, he spread his wings... and flew to the side of Cheng Liuxiang.

Then... Lihuashi and Pineapple Fuixue began to confront each other through the orange fragrance in the middle.

"Speak up if you have something to say..." Cheng Liuxiang in the middle began to act as a peacemaker.

"If you don't pay back the money, I'll kill you if you don't pay back the money!" Li Huashi started to swing her sword with anger burning in her eyes.

A pink sword pierces the rind, and orange juice gushes out.

"Ewhashi, I always thought that the economic relationship between us is based on feelings." The unharmed Pineapple Fuxue poked her head out to play the emotional card.

"Speaking of feelings? Then you have to pay back the money." Li Huashi didn't like this, and continued to swing the sword,

Bingo! All of them hit—of course, the hit was still Orange Liuxiang.

"You killed the wrong person..." Cheng Liuxiang moaned and fell to the ground.

Looking at the parabolic curve of orange juice, Lin Li subconsciously wanted to taste it.

"Wait a minute, I have a solution. I can let the pineapple blow the snow and pay you back." Shangguan Ziyi ignored the 'injured' Orange Liuxiang and said to Li Huashi.

"any solution?"

"Borrow money."

"Borrow money, who do you borrow it from?" Pineapple Chuuxue asked immediately when she saw that she was saved.

"Of course it's Xiang, Lu Xiaoguo, who is the richest man in the world."

The protagonist group looked at each other, nodded, and immediately walked towards a green pavilion in the distance

Lin Li, on the other hand, had already arrived here one step ahead of schedule.

In the gazebo, Lu Xiaoguo and Hua Ruyi are 'in love'.

"In the bright moonlight in front of the bed, a bowl of soup was spilled.

Lifting his head to get a towel, he lowered his head to wipe his crotch. "

As soon as Lin Li came over, he heard Lu Xiaoguo reciting poems.

Too familiar and nostalgic.

Lin Li remembered that when he was a child, he often chanted this 'poetry' in class, and if he said the previous sentence, the students could immediately follow the next sentence of this version.

"Wow, what a beautiful poem." Hua Ruyi sighed, "Brother Guo, is this your poem?"

"Yeah, sister Ruyi, last night I held it in the bathroom for a long time and couldn't get it out, so I wrote this... toilet poem."

Li Bai was furious.

"Wow! Brother Xiaoguo, you are so talented! No wonder friends on the Internet now call you the mainland poet Lu Xiaoguo." Hua Ruyi's compliments are always just right.

"It's nothing, sister Ruyi, I can still play swords and write poems at the same time."

Lin Li watched from the side, dumbfounded. What's interesting about this scene is that Hua Ruyi didn't say this to cater to Lu Xiaoguo, but she felt so sincerely.

And Lu Xiaoguo... also sincerely believes that he has a talent for poetry.

It can only be said that these two guys are a natural pair.

Lu Xiaoguo began to sing the poem again while dancing the sword.

Then when he sang "bow his head and wipe his crotch", maybe the atmosphere was up and he had to do it. He really "bowed his head and wiped his crotch"-but he used a sword.

With his wailing, apple juice flowed out.

"Brother Guo, are you alright?" Hua Ruyi stepped forward worriedly.

"It's okay, it's just piercing a hole." After Lu Xiaoguo finished speaking calmly, he fell to the ground unconscious.

"Brother Guo, you can't die. Once you die, you will kill two people!" The rest of the protagonist group rushed here at this time, and Pineapple Chuuxue immediately stepped forward and said.

"Lu Xiaoguo, stop pretending, it must be another retractable sword." Li Huashi said disdainfully.

"I didn't expect that even our simple and honest Lu Xiaoguo would come to cheat girls like this."

"I'm not lying to girls, this is a real sword." Lu Xiaoguo "resurrected from death".

What is a miracle doctor? A miracle doctor saved a person with two sentences.

"If you don't believe me, I'll show you!" Lu Xiaoguo swung the sword lightly, and the sword pierced into Cheng Liuxiang's body fiercely.

"Ah! Why did you insert me!"

"To prove it, this is a real sword." Lu Xiaoguo said with a smile.

Under the simple and honest appearance, there seems to be a dark heart hidden.

"It hurts!!!" Cheng Liuxiang flew up directly.

"Brother Xiaoguo, lend me some money." Pineapple Chuuxue stepped on Cheng Liuxiang's body, came to Lu Xiaoguo, and said flatteringly to him.

"Oh? How much do you want to borrow?"

"Three thousand... No, thirty thousand!" Pineapple Fuxue said immediately.

"Okay." The local tyrant Lu Xiaoguo replied very casually, "I'll call your card right now."

"Yeah! Lu Xiaoguo, I really love you!" Pineapple Chuuxue jumped up and hugged Lu Xiaoguo, and said happily.

"I don't like boys, please don't fall in love with me. In my heart, I can only pretend to be Ruyi girl." Lu Xiaoguo looked at Hua Ruyi affectionately.

"Brother Xiaoguo~" Hua Ruyi was greatly moved, and came to Lu Xiaoguo, holding hands with him.

"Sister Ruyi~"

"Brother Guo~"

Love is conveyed in the eyes of the two.

"Hey, hey, although I really don't want to disturb your love, but Lu Xiaoguo, can you transfer the money to me first, Li Huashi is going to kill me soon." Pineapple Fuxue urged.

"Even if you pay back the money, I still want to kill you." Li Huashi said angrily.

"Cheng Liuxiang, you're not going to die, are you?" Shangguan Ziyi was greeting the fallen Cheng Liuxiang.

"As a great hero in the future, I will not die so easily. With such an attack, even if there are another hundred swords, I will not be hurt." Cheng Liuxiang laughed and got up and said.

"Really? Then let me do Ninety-Nine Swords again." Lu Xiaoguo turned around and said.

Orange Liuxiang: "...you really want me to die."

The protagonists laughed and laughed.

"Cough cough."

"Then what, how are you all?"

At this time, a strange voice sounded from the corner.

It's time to enter the complicated dubbing stage again.

Let me slow down in the early stage, but I will speed up later.

Dude, I want to come in.