I Can See The Success Rate

Chapter 256: Serious Nonsense

【Please order all! Ask for automatic! Ask for a ticket! At a glance! Hey! Hey! 】

“It is said that this relic was carried around by Zhang Sanfeng back then!”

As Fatty Wang said, he glanced left and right in an exaggerated manner, then approached Bai Wu a little, and said in a low voice, “Brother Bai Wu, you know Master Zhang Sanfeng, in that age when medical conditions were so backward, he could live a hundred years. How old are you?”

“Just because of your relic?” Bai Wu’s mouth twitched.

“That’s right!”

Fatty Wang gave Bai Wu a teachable look, gave Bai Wu a thumbs up, and said, “Brother Bai Wu, you really are, Hui Zhi Lan Xin…”

God’s special cymbidium heart!

Huizhi Lanxin: It is a metaphor for a woman’s heart, which is as pure as “Huixin”, and its quality is as elegant as “orchid”.

If I remember correctly, this word should be used to describe girls, right?

Bai Wu had black lines all over his face.

“No, no, no, no, no, it should be said yes, yes, Bingxue is smart!”

Fatty Wang gave a thumbs up, and continued, “In the beginning, Master Zhang Sanfeng was able to live more than 100 years because of this relic. Moreover, it is said that Master Zhang Sanfeng can break through the limits of the body and reach the absolute limit in our age of the end of the law. The top martial artist also relies on this relic!”

Bai Wu: “…”

What a god-like end of the law era!

What a physical limit of God!

God is such a top martial artist!

You fat man, you are very bad, can you still talk a little bit?

I really thought I didn’t see the global high martial arts?

Full of black lines.

At this time, Fatty Wang was still messing around.

“Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop!”

Bai Wu couldn’t bear it anymore and waved his hand: “Don’t say it, don’t say it, twenty yuan, sell it or not, one word!?”

“This……”

Fatty Wang frowned, with an embarrassed look on his face, and said, “Brother Bai Wu, we are familiar with each other, but you can’t bargain like that, this relic, this, alas… Forget it, for the sake of my relationship with brother Bai Wu, 30 yuan!”

“Twenty-five!” Bai Wu bargained.

“Row!”

Fatty Wang nodded without hesitation.

Bai Wu: “…”

“This porcelain ball, no no no, should be said to be the so-called ‘relic’. When Fatty Wang received it, it probably cost a few dollars?”

0%!

“0%? Isn’t it a few dollars? Did it cost more than ten dollars?”

0%!

“Did it cost twenty dollars?”

0%!

“Huh? What’s the situation?”

Bai Wu frowned slightly, thought for two seconds, a bold guess came into his mind, “I, Cao, this porcelain ball, Fatty Wang probably didn’t spend money, when he picked it up or collected other things. Sent?”

100%!

Bai Wu shook his head angrily, and didn’t tell Fatty Wang so much.

Isn’t it twenty-five dollars!

Give Fatty Wang a little sweetness first, after all, he will have to pick up two leaks worth two or three million from him later!

At this moment, Fatty Wang smiled brightly, then picked up a blue-and-white porcelain teacup from the booth, and said, “Brother Bai Wu, the origin of this porcelain is far greater than that of the previous relics. too much!”

“Oh?”

Bai Wu raised his brows with a look of interest.

Anyway, idle is idle, and listening to Fatty Wang’s bragging is not bad.

“This blue-and-white porcelain teacup is said to be the one that Jiang Ziya used to drink tea when he was fishing!” Fatty Wang said solemnly without blushing or panting.

Bai Wu: “…”

What a god, Jiang Ziya!

Jiang Ziya should be a figure in the Shang and Zhou Dynasties!

At that time, where did the blue and white porcelain come from?

You fat man, you are such a nonsense, you have to be reasonable!

Blue and white porcelain only began to exist during the Tang and Song Dynasties.

but.

As you say.

The origin of this porcelain is really big…

Bai Wu had black lines all over his face.

“I think back then, when Jiang Ziya was fishing in the Fen River on the shore of the Weishui River, those who wished took the bait and finally caught King Wen of Zhou. , even Laozi, Zhuangzi and other sages have watched…” Fatty Wang said exaggeratedly.

“Okay, okay, I’ll buy, I’ll buy, I’ll buy, can’t I buy it!”

Bai Wu couldn’t listen anymore.

This bullshit blows!

All can go to heaven.

The loser, Fatty Wang, didn’t even blushed and didn’t even catch his breath.

This face is really thick!

“Fifty yuan, one price, sell it or not!” Bai Wu stretched out five fingers.

“Sell!” Fatty Wang nodded without hesitation

Bai Wu: “…”

Then, Fatty Wang picked up another blue-and-white porcelain under Bai Wu’s gaze.

The bottle mouth of this blue and white porcelain is slightly damaged.

Bai Wu’s eyes flashed slightly.

This blue-and-white porcelain is one of two antiquities worth two to three million.

Just when Bai Wu thought that Fatty Wang was going to talk nonsense again, Fatty Wang put the slightly damaged porcelain in front of Bai Wu and said sincerely, “Brother Bai Wu, it seems that we are so familiar with each other. For the sake of it, this porcelain will be given to you!”

Bai Wu’s expression suddenly became strange.

“The actual value of this slightly damaged porcelain is really two or three million?”

100%!

Seeing the 100% symbol appearing in front of him, Bai Wu’s expression became more and more strange.

Looking at Fatty Wang with a weird face, he said, “Pharaoh, this is not good!”

“Oh, what’s good or bad, my old king, I’m also honest, I said I’ll give you away, I’ll give it to you!” Fatty Wang’s face was full of pride.

“No no no!”

Bai Wu shook his head, “Pharaoh, just like what you said before, brother, you still have to settle accounts, after all, you paid for it, I can’t let you suffer, let’s do it, one thousand yuan! This blue and white porcelain , I’ll give you a thousand dollars!”

“Little Brother Bai Wu~”

Fatty Wang’s face was moved, and his eyes were hazy with tears.