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The old man Chu Chu expressed his luck!

I unexpectedly found such a seedling with the possibility of being promoted to the guru in the future.

But there is still a doubt in the old man's heart.

Like Xu Yan, a martial art genius who can easily assimilate the subconscious mind. Once martial arts is born, it is bound to assimilate a large number of talents.

Why did you only have a small area of ​​the turbinate when you tested it yourself?

Does Xu Yan's body up and down, not even a bone open the control channel?

Is it too short to open the martial arts?

I shouldn't!

武 When this kind of martial arts was born, it was a big movie. There was no situation where it was not expanded because the time was too short.

With confusion, the old man Chu and Yan Yue asked Xu Yan with a smile: "Boy, tell me ... how did you martial art? Why is there only such a small amount of martial arts born?"

"After I went home that day, I listened to what you said, and constantly felt the position of the turbinate. It didn't work at first, but ... when I was about to fall asleep ... there was a change ..."

There is nothing to hide, so Xu Yan is telling the truth.

The old man Chu Chu nodded silently while listening.

This is indeed the routine. Many martial arts geniuses suddenly enlighten themselves between half asleep and half awake, and then communicate the subconscious and have a very peaceful fusion.

But ...

Xu Xu Yan said later, the old man in Chu felt something wrong.

"But half asleep and awake is too rare. When I wake up in the morning and I can't sleep, I wonder ... Can I use a similar feeling instead? For example ... the feeling of dying ..."

Speaking of this, the old man frowned.

Near death?

什么 What the **** is this?

Why is he different from what he thought!

"Originally, according to my experience of drowning as a child, I stuffed my head into a bucket full of water, but my body naturally resisted ... Then I thought of hanging! But I was afraid I was really hanging ... A life-saving sweeping robot ... "

Xu Yan said his experience of death.

However, the old man in Chu is full of black lines.

What's so special about this?

Drowning?

Hang up?

I still use the sweeping robot to save my life.

This this this ...

Is this how martial arts are opened?

Is this looking for death!

Xu Yan, regardless of the ugly face of the old man, went on to say: "Hanging it a dozen times, the effect is still pretty good. However, I always think it's almost meaningless ... Until the last time, I just hung up, My parents opened the door and came in ... "

"My mother screamed in fright, but my dad ran over and held my leg and pulled down. This time, I felt as if a layer of window paper had been ripped ... Then, martial arts opened, martial arts Was born. "

Xu Yan said very easily, but the old man Chu looked at Xu Yan's neck and could still see the scars, the corner of his mouth could not help but twitched.

Genius?

Martial arts genius?

Do not!

哪 Where is this kid a special martial art genius?

I was clearly a genius for death.

The trick is looking for death!

吊 Hanging online!

I actually entrusted my life to the hands of a sweeping robot.

Sigh ... Does the sweeping robot have a hand?

What if the sweeping robot fails?

I hanged for dozens of times, what if suddenly there is no electricity?

When there is such a little surprise, it is another tragic ending.

怎么 样 "How's it going, old man Chu, is this new method of hanging and dying?"

Xu Yan said proudly, "Isn't it possible to apply for a patent for any of the exercises? You said, if I go to the Patent Office to apply this set of hanging law, can it be approved?"

On this point, Xu Yan also just thought of it.

Thinking is exciting enough!

Where are the ordinary people, where do you have so much money to find martial arts with more than three grades?

The method of hanging and dying is very low. It only needs a suitable place to hang, two chairs, a twine, and a sweeping robot.

I will definitely be warmly welcomed by the ordinary people.

As long as the patent is applied for and promoted, is it still the land of Shenzhou, blooming everywhere?

After a while, whenever someone hanged, even if he used his own patent, he had to pay himself.

Wow!

I think about it this way, Xu Yan's heart is really a little excited.

The old man Chu said with a speechless face: "Your boy ... don't have this unrealistic dream of getting rich. Your method ... is too dangerous and the success rate is too low ..."

"Not low! Success rate is 100%!"

Xu Yan said with a smile, "I should be the only one who has used this method and it succeeded. Isn't the success rate 100%?"

"you……"

The old man Chu Chu was blocked and said nothing, because ... Xu Yan was so justified and very mathematical.

"I can only say that this is your luck. Others are asking warriors with more than three grades to temporarily suppress the subconscious mind. You are better off and use your death to kill the subconscious mind ... no matter where it goes, even if there is a little mistake, the mortality rate of your method That is one hundred percent. "

Although pouting is very disdainful to say so, but the old man Chu really admires Xu Yan admirably.

This kid is a cruel man!

I really can be a ruthless person who can work out in the gym for three years!

At the same time, the old man Chu also saw more, Xu Yan's determination and perseverance that must practice martial arts.

A person like this, even if he is short of talent, once he grows up ... is extremely terrible.

"No more nonsense, old man Chu, how should I cultivate next? Are you sure you don't accept me as an apprentice? After this village, there is no such shop."

Xu Xu Yan asked again.

"No. Old man, I haven't lived well for a few years. Also, I'm not qualified to accept you as an apprentice, and I can't teach you any martial arts ..."

The old man Chu Chu waved his hand and rejected Xu Yan's "request for a teacher".

"Then ... would you introduce me to a master? Or, could you give me some unique martial arts techniques? Otherwise, how can I continue to practice?"

Xu Xuyan was a bit worried. The only reliable source of martial arts skills he had now was the old man Chu.

Well, it's also a former sword of the town!

I'm down and down again ... Can I still come up with a better method?

Although, patent fees or something are really expensive.

Xu Xuyan went to the Budo Store yesterday to see that even the most trashy yellow-grade inferior boxing techniques cost more than 300,000.

The martial arts method is divided into four levels of heaven and earth, and each level has three grades.

The most **** martial art method is the yellow grade.

Although, if you ask your parents for a little more money, Xu Yan can barely afford it.

However, he doesn't want to practice this kind of the most trashy martial arts method, the speed must be extremely slow, and the power effect must be the bottom.

I can only be thick-skinned, reaching out for the old man in Chu.

After all, although the old man Chu is not a master, he can also be regarded as a guide in martial arts practice ~ www.readwn.com ~ but who knows ...

The old man Chu patted Xu Yanchi's shoulder with a smile, and said encouragingly, saying, "I told you before that the martial arts methods I will teach you must be unified by the Zongmen. You also have to pay a high patent fee. On the market, the exercises you may be able to buy are all yellow-grade exercises ... too **** ... not to learn ...

所以 "So? Old man Chu, you can talk well after you speak, can you pretend to be old for a long time, and then focus on selling the key and not talking?"

Xu Yan gave a glance to the old man of Chu. The yellow-level exercises were rubbish, and the patent fees were hundreds of thousands and millions. For ordinary people, they were all beyond reach.

"You gave me a good idea, and then ... what kind of martial arts should I practice? Where can I find them?" Xu Yan asked again.

The old man in Chu smiled and directly touched Xu Yan's forehead with one finger, and said, "Why do you practice the martial arts initiated by others? To practice other people's techniques, you do n’t have to spend money to say it, and the path The strength and power are both fixed, and there are many potential hidden dangers. Boy, have you ever thought about ... how to create your own exercises? "

Huh!

Upon hearing this, Xu Yan really wanted to vomit blood.

Why is the old man Chu Chu opening himself?

Create your own exercises?

Create your sister!

I'm not even a martial artist!

I put it in the game, that is, there is not even one level!

However, the old man with a serious and serious face said to Xu Yan again with certainty: "I mean the truth. Boy, you have talent in this area. With my teaching, do you want to try it? Since Create a heavenly martial art method? "

Uh ...

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