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This scene!

不要 Don't be too beautiful.

Xu Xu and his mother, who just entered the door, were stunned.

What's going on?

怎么 Why is it so exciting today?

心脏病 At that morning, heart disease was almost frightened.

Where did this come in the evening?

Where is this beautiful girl? What are she and Xiaoyan doing?

Great day!

Why are you undressing?

I'm still on the sofa ...

This is not to blame Xu Xu and Xu Mu for thinking, after all, they are all here, blame only the scene in front of them ... too misleading.

额 "Uh! Mom and Dad, you ... are you back again?"

Xu Yan was also a stunner, he ... he didn't know why he wanted to say a word again.

After Xia Caiwei's reflection came, she immediately explained in a verbal manner.

"Uncle and aunt, you ... don't get me wrong. I ... Xu Yan and I are just classmates. Just now I was just **** ... Ah no! I ... I didn't have to undress. It was Xu Yan who called me ... hehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh at any time! I do n’t know what to say, I ... I'm leaving now. Bye bye uncle and aunt ... "

Xun Cai's explanation became more chaotic. Where Xia Caiwei had experienced such a scene, so she covered her head with thirty-six schemes.

到底 What happened to myself today?

Xia Xia Caiwei has a heart for her. She has never done anything so extraordinary in her life. She even went to the home of a male student, and the lonely man and the widow were sitting on the sofa. She even took the initiative to undress ...

Oh my god!

I think about it ... I'm sorry, I was talking about martial arts at that time, how to say, I just undressed?

I was also seen by Xu Yan's parents, it was ...

What a shame!

Uh ...

Xia Caiwei fled the Xu family at the fastest speed, and Xu's father and mother also looked at it because they were aftertastes ... These words Xia Caiwei just said seemed to be ...

As soon as Xia Caiwei left, Mother Xu immediately picked up the feather duster hanging on the wall, rushed to the sofa, and asked Xu Yan: "Little bunny. Are you brave enough now? Do you dare to bring your female classmates home, and still want to Forcing female students to do bad things? "

恩 "Well? Mom! Where did you go?"

When Xu Yan heard this, she knew that her parents definitely wanted to be crooked.

What a wrong!

I'm a grudge!

"Parents, look at me ... all in my pajamas! I slept at home all day and went nowhere, how could it be possible to take the girl home from outside ..." Xu Yan justified.

"Where did the girl come from? It ’s the female classmate in your class? You've been in love for a long time? Have you ever done bad things?"

Xu mother squinted her eyes and asked the soul three questions.

"Mom! Can you stop making me think so irresponsible? Xia Caiwei is our monitor, and just now I slept stupidly, she found our house and knocked on the door ... I can't help but let people in. Xu Yan answered with a pout.

"Are you responsible? Will you be undressed by being responsible?"

Xu Xu's mother felt that what Xu Yan said could not stand the scrutiny and decided to dig deeper.

"Oh! This is a misunderstanding. It wasn't that I asked her to undress. I wanted her to show me the state of her martial arts ..." Xu Yan added.

Xu Father was startled and asked: "Just the girl who applied for martial arts? I'm a good girl. I look so good, and I can become a warrior in the future, Xiaoyan ... you ... you are a climber. Is it? But we, the Xu family, never eat soft rice. "

爸 "Dad! Where do you want to go. People can have a vitality of 90, can be regarded as a quasi-military, and definitely despise your son." Xu Yan shook his head, breaking his father's fantasy in a word.

要 "If it's boring to you, why come to you at home? 咦? This black bag ... was brought by that girl?"

Xu Xu's mother found the black bag on the sofa, took it for a look, and was startled. "Why so much money? 40,000 yuan!"

"Xiao Yan, you honestly. The 40,000 yuan was really sent by that girl? She ... why did she give you so much money?"

Xu Xu's mother Xu was stunned again.

At 40,000 yuan, their entire family may not be able to save it for a year, which is not a small sum of money.

This question, actually touched Xu Yan.

Mainly, Xu Yan didn't know what to say. Could it be that the other party felt guilty in his heart, and also had a pitiful sympathy for his family background?

"What do you say? Xiaoyan, for such a large sum of money, no one else will give it to you for no reason."

Xu Xu's mother asked Xu Yan, and she made a complicated wink to her husband.

The husband and wife seem to be communicating with their souls ...

母 Xu mother frowned, as if to say, my son's 40,000 yuan for martial arts registration, shouldn't he also earn this way? Accompany the girl to sleep? Still such a pretty girl.

父 Xu's father shook his head, feeling that his wife was thinking again, and the men of Xu's family had never sold their bodies for money.

Uh ...

"This ... this money, I told you, you don't know. In short, we can't ask for it. I will return it to school next Monday."

Xu Yan said, reaching for the black bag.

As a result, Xu's mother suddenly hid the black bag behind her, her face changed a little, and she solemnly said to Xu Yan, "Xiao Yan, Mom knows that it is inappropriate for someone to ask for such a large sum of money for no reason. But now at home The situation is very special, or else ... we'll leave the money first. It's our family's loan, and I'll give it back to you as a classmate, can you? "

When I heard what his mother said, Xu Yan noticed that his parents had just come back from the outside, and they were carrying a tightly wrapped leather bag. He knew very well that ... this is the big leather bag that parents must bring when they withdraw money.

Obviously, parents just went out to pick up money when they went out, and most likely they took out all the money available in the house.

Xu Yan associates her mother with "the situation at home is very special now", and Xu Yan's heart is a little bit stunned.

What happened at home and needed so much money?

Did it say that the condition of grandparents or grandparents has worsened?

"Mom! Can you tell me ... what's wrong with the house?"

Xu Yan asked a little bit worried, he felt that his parents must be hiding something from himself.

"This ... this ..."

Mother Xu was struggling to tell the truth with Xu Yan, but Xu's father came forward and came up with a few blue sky plans and sunshine project leaflets, and said to Xu Yan: "Little Yan, parents will not hide you Now, we plan to join this blue sky society and fulfill your dream of a warrior by means of cancer test. "

"We are going to borrow a little more money to make up half a million. Become a senior member of the Blue Sky Club, so that ... our family has the opportunity to use advanced cancer formula ..."

"Xiao Yan, you can rest assured. Even if parents are smashing pots and selling iron, they must help you seize this once-in-a-lifetime unique opportunity."

Uh ...

父 Xu father Xu mother this time, be regarded as a complete showdown against Xu Yan.

Anyway, I really want to join the association to do a cancer test. I definitely can't hide Xu Yan. I simply told Xu Yan in advance.

Suddenly Xu Yan saw these materials and listened to some of the brainwashed utterances uttered by her parents, and she suddenly cried and laughed.

What **** blue sky plan!

It's totally a flickering sunshine project!

Isn't this the group of MLM people I met with Ms. Menghan last night in Hebian Park?

看到 Seeing these materials at that time, Xu Yan was still very disdainful and despised. I felt that no one would believe this absurd MLM. Can cancer become a warrior?

What a joke!

This is a fraudulent MLM organization that cheats money and causes cancer!

The result ...

Their parents turned their heads and were brainwashed by the MLM organization. They also had to join the club to sell iron.

No!

I must not let my parents be fooled by MLM organizations.

Resolutely not!

Fortunately found early!

If you find it in time, you can stop and stop the loss in time.

I wonder ...

Next, Xu Yan began a lengthy "anti-brainwashing" of his parents.

However, parents seem to fully believe that the "cancer test" of the Blue Sky Society can indeed help people become warriors.

I walked around, Xu Yan couldn't convince her parents, and her parents couldn't convince Xu Yan to accept the "cancer experiment."

Because my dad said, UU Kanshu www.uukanshu.com, some of his classmates who have no qualifications at all, have become warriors through this "cancer test".

Xu Yan felt that there was no scientific basis for this at present.

I said again, there is such a good thing. Those martial art families have already been promoted in large numbers. Who still uses such hard work to cultivate martial arts! ...

"Xiao Yan, this is the latest research technology, which is indeed contrary to the scientific common sense you are learning now. However, this is the only way that can really help ordinary people quickly become warriors ..."

Xu Xu's speech was also dry and dry, and once again emphasized that the "cancer test" of the "Blue Sky Society" was not deceiving.

Xu Yan asked to refute again, but suddenly turned his head and said from another angle: "Parents! You want to join the blue sky club, so that I can have the opportunity to become a warrior, right? But now I can practice martial arts , Then naturally there is no need to do a cancer test? "

"You can practice martial arts? Xiao Yan, what a joke. Don't lie to your parents."

For Xu Yan's statement, of course, Xu's father and mother are not a punctuation mark.

Xu Yan had no problem and had to walk upstairs, knocking on the door of Miss Anchor, and wanted her to prove it in front of her parents.

However, after Xu Yan explained his intentions, Su Menghan shook his head and refused: "Xiao Yan, even if you are kind enough to keep your parents from joining this blue sky party, you should not pull me to help you lie what?"

"How is this lying? I really martial arts."

Xu Yan said, grabbing Su Menghan's slender fingers like jade onions, and reached the position of his nose, "I can control my turbinate. Don't believe it, you insert your fingers ..."

Uh ...