I Can Report Everything

After Xu Chu's popular science, Xu Yan seemed to know a lot about martial arts cultivation.

But, it also seems that ... there is no real learning.

He asked the old man how he was going to start martial arts, and the answer was the simple sentence. When will he learn to breathe in both nostrils at the same time, then come to him.

When I came home, Xu Yan began to confine himself in the room and practice with concentration ... How to breathe with two nostrils at the same time.

During the call, my parents called and asked him to cook his own noodles for dinner. They didn't come back for dinner.

Xu Xuyan was a bit weird. The textile mill hadn't worked overtime for a year or two, let alone ... Dad is a senior engineer in the workshop. It is understandable that my mother is in the finance department, which class is added.

Maybe there is a leader to check it, so the whole factory has worked overtime!

However, when Xu Yan looked out the window, he found that several other uncles and aunts working in the textile factory in the community came back on time.

My parents did n’t work overtime?

Won't you come back for dinner?

The two went out for shopping alone?

Are you still my son?

I went out to the streets to eat a big meal, but I took my own son to eat instant noodles at home?

Let's go! Ziyu!

Xu Yan, while eating instant noodles, continued to wonder how to control her two nostrils.

Enlarge the nostrils!

It's simple!

Suddenly, the two nostrils inhaled and exhaled together ...

I seem to be able to do it.

But this is not achieved by changing the turbinate. According to the theory of the old man Chu, you must clearly feel the existence of the turbinate, and then remove the turbinate from blocking one of the nostrils.

In this way, it is truly a preliminary realization of a mastery of his own subconscious nerve.

I finished eating the noodles and washed the dishes.

Xu Yan continued to study breathing with a stuffy head. He concentrated almost all his mental energy on his nose.

The two eyes are like cross-eyed eyes, focused on the tip of the nose, and kept telling themselves in the heart to feel the existence of the turbinate ... to control it ...

However ...

Where is it so simple.

Until eight or nine in the evening, Xu Yan still made no progress.

My uncle's phone number was called again.

This time ... it's too much.

I didn't even come back to sleep tonight, and ordered Xu Yan to lock the door before going to bed.

Yo yo yo!

In my opinion, Comrade Xu Hanmin and Ms. Zhang Wenji are blooming old trees and have a second spring!

After work, I went shopping, eating, watching movies and opening a house.

炎 Xu Yan, who is single as a mother and a mother, has strongly condemned her parents for this kind of old and unruly behavior.

correct!

I can report it!

There is also the title of "Dayi destroys relatives". Positive energy can be half more!

【Host! Please report it. 】

I pressed the [Report] button, and Xu Yan began his righteous extermination.

"I reported that Xu Hanmin and Zhang Wenji were dating privately and did not return home at night, leaving the underage children alone at home."

Yes, Xu Yan ’s birthday in the second half of the year, so it is still a few months before he turns eighteen, and the real price is a minor.

[Congratulations to the host! Report successful! Gain 20 positive energies, and the title bonus of "Dayi Desire" will reward 10 positive energies, and get subsequent options. 】

Huh?

I was a little surprised by Xu Yan. The report was really successful.

Looking at the subsequent choices, Xu Yan couldn't help laughing out the pig cry, this system is ... too bad!

哪里 Where is this option?

Wu Mingming is one by one!

选项 ​​[Option one, the host opens the window and jumps down, so that irresponsible parents know clearly the accidental injury caused by leaving the child alone at home. Bonus 10 points of positive energy. 】

选项 ​​[option two, the host turns on the gas and ignites in the house for ten minutes. Let irresponsible parents know clearly the property damage that can be caused by leaving a bear child alone at home. Bonus 5 positive energy. 】

选项 ​​[Option three, the host prints the tracing notice of the parents' photos and starts to paste on all the telephone poles in this city. The city is looking for such irresponsible parents. Bonus 1 point per positive pole, up to 5 points. 】

选项 ​​[Option four, the host shouted in the major hotels and communities in the city with a big horn, looking for their parents. After successfully finding a parent, an additional 20 points of positive energy will be awarded. 】

选项 ​​[option five, the host reports to the police that his parents have been lost. Ask the police to help find "irresponsible" parents. After successfully finding your parents, you will receive an additional 10 points of positive energy. 】

选项 ​​[Option six, the host takes good care of himself at home, locks the doors and windows, and does not step out of the house after ten o'clock, to be a good baby to listen to the words of parents. Bonus 10 points of positive energy. 】

Uh ...

These six options, Xu Yan really looked more and more ridiculous.

葩 The content of each option is wonderful. Not to mention, the extra reward positive energy is pitifully small, and the highest one is only 20 points.

I blew up the house until 5 o'clock. You said ... how do you choose this?

Of course, Xu Yan could not follow the other options to make such a big noise in order to find his parents.

The reward is only 20 points, which really makes people have no motivation to find a mother!

So Suoxing Xu Yan did nothing, locked the doors and windows according to Option 6, and sat quietly on his bed with his knees crossed.

"I'll be an obedient baby at ease! Continue practicing ..."

After all, even if you failed ninety-nine times, anyway, you have to work hard again to get an integer.

Close your eyes, Xu Yan's spirit, between high tension and relaxation, is like a tightened cowhide band, so ... tighten and release, tighten and release ...

Suddenly, when Xu Yan was almost asleep, he felt something strange.

"felt it……"

"At that moment, I felt something in my nose."

"Not a foreign object! It is my own turbinate, in the middle of the nostrils."

"It's true! I feel it ..."

Xu Xuyan was a little excited, and wanted to reproduce the feeling just now, but it was fleeting.

"It doesn't matter. Now that I can feel it once, it is a good start. Many things are only 0 and countless times ... I can definitely feel the presence of the turbinate again."

I closed my eyes, and throughout the night, Xu Yan kept ordering his brain to sense the presence of the turbinates and to balance the breathing of the two nostrils ...

the next day!

Xu Yan suddenly woke up when it was bright that day.

时候 When did you fall asleep yesterday?

I don't seem to remember.

However, Xu Yan clearly remembered that she felt the presence of the turbinate three or four times when she seemed to sleep instead of sleeping last night.

This……

what is the problem?

说 Does it mean that when people are about to fall asleep, UU reading www.uukanshu.com is more likely to feel the subconscious and take over the subconscious?

Correct!

Yes!

I must be like this.

When you are sleepy, it is also when your brain needs to rest.

Unconsciousness is also an important manifestation of the brain. Therefore, between sleepiness and non-sleeping, the brain's control of the subconsciousness is loosened. This makes it easier for me to find opportunities to break through ...

难 "No wonder, what are many legends ... Break through between dreams, or become a master of peerlessness when you wake up. Dare to love, all the specials are while the brain is asleep and not paying attention!"

Xu Xuyan thought of this, and divergent thinking reminded another similar situation.

Is almost the same as "sleeping but not sleeping", or more mysterious and serious. There is another situation, which is "on the verge of death".

According to many real records around the world, people are in a state of "death," and there are many incredible events.

Some people will become very powerful at once, it seems that the dying desire to survive has inspired the body's instinct.

Some people can even see "Heaven" when they are dying, and see their lives replayed in front of them like a movie.

Some people are on the verge of death and have completely lost control of their bodies. They are clearly awake, but they can't do anything.

In short ...

Near death, Xu Yan believes that it should be equivalent to driving the brain to despair, maybe ... it is possible to force it to surrender all control?

This is a very innovative angle!

Alas, how to enter the dying state?

Xu Yan is a little bit distressed now, is it possible ... should you go to death on purpose?

Uh ...