I Can Fish All Things In the Last Days

Chapter 45: Get cheap and sell well

"It seems that just flattering is not enough, you have to be a little real!" Xiao Zhan gritted his teeth and said, "Brother Tongzi, this is for your sake. Since you are shameless, you have to be a sinner in the entire universe, then I will fulfill you!"

   As he said, Xiao Zhan thought, and bought two seabird diapers from the system 1.0 store. One was worn on his hips and the other was on his head.

   "I went out and dangled!"

   Xiao Zhan is about to walk outside the cave.

   There is still no movement in the system.

   "I really went out, but there are a hundred young bio-warriors outside! If I really go out and wander around, your face will fall to the ground and you can't pick it up. Don't regret it when you do!"

   Xiao Zhan did not believe in evil, and put on three seabird diapers on his head, and walked out of the hole in a stride.

Just when Xiao Zhan was about to walk out of the hole, the system finally spoke: "Go out. I think one lap is not enough. You sway a few more laps. Also, I think there are too few diapers on your head. Give you ten for free!"

   "Fourteen, just can form a chrysanthemum, very beautiful!"

  唰唰唰!

   The system voice fell, and ten diapers appeared in front of Xiao Zhan.

   "Nima..."

   Xiao Zhan's mouth twitched, his face black as charcoal.

   This dog system was not stunned by his high-quality flattery. Not only was it not stunned, but he was also presented with ten diapers to humiliate him. The IQ is really not that high!

  Since flattering is not good, then I can only use a bit more ruthless show!

   "You forced me!" Xiao Zhan gritted his teeth, his heart froze, his mind moved, and he entered the System 1.0 store again, and his mind pointed his finger at a commodity box that was flashing yellow.

   "Ding, the purchase is successful, and 500 energy points will be deducted. Congratulations to the host for obtaining a biochemical transformation fruit!"

   Xiao Zhan’s mind pointed his finger on the purchase button in the flashing yellow commodity box, and a baby's fist-sized yellow ginseng fruit flew out of the commodity box and fell into his hand.

  The information panel appeared at the same time——

  Name: Biochemical Deformation Fruit

   Function: Transform into the body form of the system for ten minutes

   Usage: Oral

  咚咚!

   Without any hesitation, Xiao Zhan directly stuffed the biomorphic fruit into his mouth.

   The next moment, Xiao Zhan's body began to change, and he turned into a...pure husky!

   "Erha?"

   Xiao fights the tiger body for a while, stunned.

   He kept secretly calling the system a dog system, but he didn't expect that the main body of the system was really a dog!

   and he is also the king of brain and mental retardation in dogs, purebred sophomore!

   "Haha, Brother Tong, I didn't expect your body to be Erha!"

   "You are indeed a king, a brain disabled king! Hahaha..."

   Xiao Zhan burst into laughter, leaned forward and closed with laughter, tears were almost coming out.

   "I...I am not Erha, I...I just look a little like Erha!"

   The tone of the system was full of panic.

Xiao Zhan yin and yang said weirdly: "Brother Tongzi, your appearance is not just like Erha. This hair, these four sturdy whirlwind legs, this big face plate, and this big tongue, which is completely The two ha are exactly the same!"

   "You... are Erha!"

"I'm not!"

   There was a trace of anger in the system's flustered tone.

   "No, you are. Don't hide it, there is nothing wrong with Erha, the appearance is the king of dogs, and the temperament of the body and brain is 100% perfect with your temperament!"

   Xiao Zhan held back a smile, humiliating the system solemnly.

   "You...say, believe it or not that this system commits suicide, and you lose this system directly and become short and poor again!"

   The system was full of humiliation and threatened Xiao Zhan with death to shut up.

   "Brother Tongzi, don't care about these details, let's talk about business!"

   Xiao Zhan's face turned straight, and he did not continue to taunt the system.

   "You said that if I wore a dozen seabird diapers and wandered out hundreds of times in your form, wouldn't it be more aesthetically pleasing?"

   Talking, Xiao Zhan lifted up the dog's paw and picked up fifteen seabird diapers that had fallen on the ground, and put them on.

   "Dare you, if you dare to go out wearing diapers in the form of this system, this system will kill itself immediately!"

   The system is threatened with death again.

   "It's okay not to slosh, then you promise me to purify this super power crystal core for free, and give me another 500,000 energy points!"

   Xiao Zhan opened his mouth again, this is his ultimate goal.

"you……"

   The system did not expect Xiao Zhan to be so shameless and threaten him in this way. He was so angry that his ideology trembled violently in the virtual space, and he was about to explode.

   "Don't agree? Then I'm out for a stroll!"

   Xiao Zhan twisted Erha's big white **** and walked out of the hole.

   He doesn't believe in the dog system and dare to commit suicide!

   Xiao Zhan’s guess was correct, the system did not dare to commit suicide, it was just a bluff.

   The system has waited for so many reincarnations, and finally reborn, how can it be willing to commit suicide?

"Okay, I agree to your condition! But 500,000 energy points are impossible. There are rules in the system, and the host energy cannot be given to the host in any form. Therefore, I can only pit your 300,000 points before. The energy value is back to you!"

   In the face of the shameless Xiao Zhan, the system can only compromise again.

   "300,000 points is 300,000 points, because we are good friends, this handsome reluctantly accepted it!"

   Xiao Zhan could perceive that the system did not lie, and the energy value of 300,000 points was indeed the limit, so he also took a step back.

   Faced with Xiao Zhan who is cheap and good-selling~www.readwn.com~ the system hates him. If it weren't for Xiao Zhan, he really wanted to get rid of Xiao Zhan.

  咻!

   A burst of black light flashed in front of Xiao Zhan's eyes, the B-level elementary super power crystal core disappeared, and the system was sucked into the virtual space, activated the supernatural technology equipment, and began to purify the B-level elementary super power crystal.

   At the same time, the system returned the 300,000 energy points of the previous pit Xiao Zhan to Xiao Zhan.

   Seeing the energy value rising from 160,000 to 460,000 on the personal information panel, Xiao Zhan was very satisfied and smiled from ear to ear.

   It seems that if you want to be full, you have to be shameless enough!

   The dog system is shameless than him, but it is still a bit worse.

Putting away his self-satisfaction, Xiao Zhan looked straight and asked: "By the way, Brother Tong, you just said that human beings will directly absorb the energy in the super power crystal nucleus and lose their will and IQ, so why did they just attack me? Those two survivors saved their will and IQ?"

   explained systematically: "Some people are naturally resistant to the radiation of alien bacteria in the super-energy crystal nucleus, and can be partially or completely immune to the radiation of alien bacteria."

   "That's how it is." Xiao Zhan realized, and asked: "When will the super power crystal core complete the purification?"

   He can't wait to absorb the energy in the super power crystal core, evolve to the B-level elementary level, and stand on the top of Yangcheng's combat power.

   "12 hours."

"so long?"

   Xiao Zhan frowned.

   It took too long, and he was very dissatisfied.

"Um."

   The system's attitude is very indifferent, and he doesn't want to talk to Xiao Zhan more.

   "Well, this dog system seems to hate me."

   Xiao Zhan gave a wry smile, very witty and didn't disturb the system anymore.

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