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Haishi, a community in Huangpu Bay, a black car slowly drove into the underground parking lot.

"Dad, Mom, we're back."

Jian Lianyun rushed in, throwing herself into her mother's arms like a sucking swallow throwing herself into a forest.

"Where's the marriage certificate? Show me."

Jian Guohua took the marriage certificate and looked at it carefully, every wrinkle on his face was shining.

"Great, you're married, and my serious problem is finally over." After reading it, he burst into laughter from ear to ear.

"Look at what you said, it's as if I can't get married." Jian Lianyun let out a coquettish voice, and pulled her husband to sit down.

"Dinner is ready." Mother Jian brought the food with a smile: "I stewed an old hen today, Xiaokang, you should eat more."

"I'm so happy to have a hot meal as soon as I get home." Jian Lianyun cheered, her chopsticks fluttered, and she picked up a chicken leg for her husband first: "Husband, eat a big chicken leg."

Then he gave another chicken leg to the old father: "Dad, this is for you."

"My daughter is finally sensible." Jian Guohua laughed even more happily. Today, his daughter received the certificate and married a beloved man, and he felt extremely happy.

Turning back to the kitchen, he shouted: "Old woman, it's rare to be very happy today. We, the son-in-law and I, have a drink."

"Today is a special case, sure." Mother Jian brought out the last dish of stir-fried broccoli, and found two more cups to put on the table.

Like a monkey out of the cage, Jian Guohua quickly took out a bottle of Moutai from the cabinet, and sighed: "The last time this bottle of wine was opened was half a year ago, and today it finally sees the light of day again. Today we are not drunk and will not return."

Wei Kang pinched the hangover medicine in his pocket and smiled slightly: "No problem."

He has already prepared it. These old people like to drink a few glasses when they encounter happy events. If they drink too much, they will hurt their health, so they have to bring a bottle of anti-alcohol medicine with them every time they gather.

The family ate lunch in full swing.

After the meal, Jian Guohua was already drunk, and soon fell down on the sofa and fell into a sound sleep.

"My dad is really addicted to food. He has a small capacity for alcohol and always loves to drink." Jian Lianyun said with a smile: "Every time I pour three cups, but this is the only one that doesn't leave my mouth. My mother usually controls it very strictly. He took two sips."

Wei Kang took out an anti-alcoholic medicine and swallowed it. He didn't drink too much, and he was a little tipsy at the moment, but it was no problem to drink the old man down.

"Fortunately, my dad is only focused on drinking and has no time to chatter, otherwise he would have to chatter for a long time."

Jian Lianyun stuck out her tongue, covered the old father with a thin blanket, and dragged Wei Kang into the bedroom.

"You also drank some wine, why don't you lie on the bed and rest for a while."

"It's okay." Wei Kang shook his head, half lying on the bed, and took out his mobile phone: "I'll make a call."

"Boss Wei, happy new year, why aren't you at home with your girlfriend today, and you have time to summon the younger one."

After a while, Sheng Changya's playful laughter came from the phone.

"Changya, I got the certificate today."

There was silence on the other end of the phone for a few seconds, and a pleasantly surprised voice immediately came: "Wow, congratulations, you have finally obtained your diamond bachelor certificate. Your huge fan base is probably going to be heartbroken."

"Hehe, I haven't had time to announce it yet, you are the first to know."

Wei Kang said helplessly: "It doesn't matter to me what the fans think. I'm not a traffic idol, so I don't have to be responsible for them. Think about it, and you know how it is possible for a man in his thirties to have no love life. Sooner or later, he will get married and have children." .”

"Oh, let me just say this, the last time you officially announced your girlfriend, the female fans have already had their hearts broken once, and it's okay to be broken a few times, they are very strong. Speaking of which, you have very few young mistress groups recently You've been haunting the Internet, I guess people gave up on you long ago and went to find a new love."

Sheng Changya joked: "Actually, you have the Lord. The saddest thing is the female star. You don't know it. Since you stopped attending the charity gala, many popular little flowers have been looking for me to inquire about you. Fortunately, I The mouth is tight, and nothing is shaken out."

Wei Kang said in a bad mood: "I have no black material, and I am not afraid of the shadow slanting when I am upright. What do you have to shake out?"

"Here," Sheng Changya was at a loss for words, and it took a while before he gloated and said, "Your whereabouts, personality, preferences, these can be exchanged for a lot of benefits. They all want to create opportunities for encounters with you, but Later, I found out that it was useless to know, and I couldn’t touch you at all.”

"However, since you announced your girlfriend, these benefits have completely disappeared." She said angrily: "Nowadays, there are no female celebrities asking me to inquire about you. Hey, I guess they are all secretly sad."

"Come on, let's get down to business." Wei Kang saw that the conversation was getting more and more outrageous, so he quickly brought the topic back.

"I plan to have a wedding this year, but my wife doesn't like Western-style weddings. We thought about it for a while and planned to have a Chinese-style wedding. It would be better to hold a grand and grand wedding. Money is not a problem, and I have no budget restrictions. , You are better at this, so I want to ask you for help."

"Hey, why are you being so polite? Being able to hold a wedding for the boss is a blessing for me as a grand butler." Sheng Changya burst out laughing.

"Your words, why do I sound a little yin and yang."

"No, no," Sheng Changya finally became serious: "If you have any request, please tell me."

Wei Kang confessed his thoughts one by one.

Sheng Changya pondered: "This idea is very interesting, but if it is to be done well, the details are very demanding. It is best to invite an old professor of history from Beijing University as a consultant from the beginning to check it out."

"Then I know that there are merchants in the industry who specialize in high-end Hanfu. It should be no problem to find them to spend a lot of money to customize."

"Jewelry and other real gold and silver can be made. Modern jewelry craftsmanship is already superb. Although it is not as exquisite as the ancients, it can be very delicate."

"You must invite a lot of people to your wedding, and they are all famous and famous people. You must invite professionals to organize it, otherwise it will be like a low-cost web drama, and it will be easy to make people laugh.

"This point, the wedding company really can't handle it. Otherwise, they can just invite a crew to film the whole wedding and make a movie as a souvenir. What do you think?"

"Huh?" Wei Kang was startled suddenly, this Sheng Changya dared to think more than himself, making the wedding into a movie, thanks to her thinking.

But if you think about it carefully, there is really nothing wrong with it. Since my budget is high enough to be comparable to some medium-budget films, I can definitely hire a crew to handle all this.

Sheng Changya seemed to be in high spirits, and continued talking endlessly.

"We fix the script by ourselves, try to make the process as modern as possible, and the rest can be antique."

"In the film and television city, hire a palace. The venue is ready-made and the place is large. You can set up hundreds of tables. Waiters, maids and guards can invite a bunch of extras."

"They are professional in makeup, lighting, and shooting. The guests are all dressed in well-fitting Hanfu, which is of better quality. One set is given away as a souvenir."

"Meals can be ordered in high-end restaurants, and they can be delivered directly when the time comes."

"The venue is set up in advance, the personnel rehearse, and someone guides the guests to change their costumes, basically there is no problem."

"You can also invite a host to liven up the atmosphere at the scene, reviewing your sweet love history, and then you two are dressed in bright red wedding dresses, and you are married on the spot.

Wei Kang was silent for a long time, and then choked out a sentence: "This is really decent. If you don't want to be a director, it's really a waste of talent."

"Haha, Mr. Wei, I'm the director of major events in your life right now." Sheng Changya said with a playful smile, "It's done. If you want to invest more money in the film and television industry in the future, maybe I can be a director as well."

"It's a good idea. You are really panting if you praise you for being fat."

Wei Kang urged: "Okay, then I will leave this matter to you. It will start in the next year. The time may be rushed, so hurry up."

"Okay, do you want to add it to my KPI for this year, the better the job, the higher the bonus?"

Sheng Changya curled her lips, and her chest was pounding loudly: "Boss, don't worry, I have issued a military order, and I will come to see you if I don't do well. I will definitely treat your life's event as my own."

"It's not necessary." Wei Kang was a little dumbfounded.

He couldn't help but touched his head: "Why do you say that a little weirdly, it doesn't feel right."

"Oh," Sheng Changya panicked inexplicably, and hurriedly said, "When can I see the bride, I have to keep in touch with her all the time and ask for her opinion."

"After the next year, I'll come to work after the holidays. By the way, I'll bring her to the company to meet everyone."

"Oh, that's great. I'm looking forward to it very much. I must see how talented and beautiful Mrs. Wei is, so that the boss will bow down under the pomegranate skirt."

"You, apart from work, you always have a playful smile on your face, and you are not serious."

Wei Kang shook his head and hung up the phone.

After getting acquainted with Sheng Changya in the past few years, the other party always joked, and the two got along more and more like buddies, and I almost forgot that she was a woman.

However, he still has nothing to say about work. Sheng Changya has outstanding abilities. Over the past few years, he has managed the beauty business in an orderly manner and is thriving.

Jian Lianyun leaned over and said in a low voice, "How is it?"

Wei Kang nodded: "I'll leave this matter to Chang Ya, you just need to follow up on time. She is very capable, so I can rest assured."

Jian Lianyun smiled: "It's Mr. Sheng, the president of the beauty department. I've heard her name too. I must meet her in person and have a good chat."

After she finished speaking, she seemed to think of something, and said softly, "Don't you want to tell everyone about such a big matter as our obtaining the certificate?"

Wei Kang immediately turned on the phone: "Almost forgot, such a big event hasn't been posted on Moments yet."

He took a photo of the marriage certificate, mosaiced his identity information, and quickly sent it to Moments.

"Also, with so many fans on Langbo, I have to share my joy with them."

He happily posted the photos on the Internet.

"On the occasion of the Spring Festival, I am happy to tell you a piece of good news. I got the certificate today. From now on, I will be an ordinary married man with a wife and children."

"Okay, everything is complete, now there is no need to send messages one by one."

As soon as Wei Kang finished posting, countless people sent messages to congratulate him.

He replied one by one, very busy.

He completely forgot the sensation that getting the certificate would cause on the Internet.

At the same time, netizens all over the country were excited when they saw the news.

#卫审购证# Instantly made it to the hot search list.

"President Wei is actually married, my heart shatters into pieces in an instant!"

"Damn, my husband is missing another one."

"Congratulations, my lifelong enemy in love finally took the initiative to leave. From then on, the entire forest is mine."

"It seems that it hasn't been long since the official announcement of love last time, so you're married now?"

"When is the wedding?"

"This woman must have saved the Milky Way in her previous life, so she can find a rich and handsome Mr. Wei."

"This is an urban love myth. Cinderella marrying into a wealthy family is really enviable and hateful."

"The rich generation is able to control their own marriage. They don't need to join forces with anyone, and they can marry the woman they like."

"The woman is really ordinary. Apart from being good-looking, she has no advantages at all. I don't understand why Mr. Wei married her?"

"Don't be so sour upstairs. A female doctor from a prestigious university, a deputy chief doctor in a top-tier hospital, who publishes top-level papers, such as eating and drinking, has a natural face. Such a beauty with both talents and looks. Do you think she is ordinary? I don't know if you are Which onion? Is there anything better than her."

"Isn't this sour just relying on his own beauty? It's still a trick. He probably doesn't see other women as good, thinking that beauty can get him a big money? But he doesn't know that rich people like capable Bai Fumei. "

"Hehe, if you say she is excellent, I recognize both Bai and Mei, so how can you get rich?"

"Uh, I'm an insider. This beautiful woman's family background is not ordinary. Her father is the director of a key department in a third-class hospital in Haishi. He earns a million dollars a year and lives on the Daping floor of Linjiang. Isn't that considered Bai Fumei? Although It can't be compared with Mr. Wei, but it also beats up a lot of dicks and Internet celebrities."

"Such a beautiful woman inside and out is worthy of my Mr. Wei."

"Both of them are excellent. They are talented and beautiful. They are a natural match. We cannot tolerate other monsters talking nonsense."

"Mr. Wei also graduated from a medical university. It's normal to have a crush on beautiful female doctors. Only such couples have a common language and can live together."

"To be honest, I'm very happy. Wei Kang didn't find some flirtatious and sluts like other rich men, which is enough to prove his extraordinary taste in women."

"I have nothing to say except congratulations."

"Me too."

*****

In the capital, a high-end apartment.

Yan Anan leaned on the sofa, staring at the air in front of her, dazed.

Her right hand fell weakly, and the phone fell on the carpet, but she didn't know it.

After a long time, she let out a long breath.

"Oh, it's so sad that such a handsome man is not mine."

The female assistant came over and saw her look sad, and asked softly, "An'an, are you still going to the party tonight?"

Yan An'an shook her head: "I'm sad, so I won't go. I'm going to watch drama at home tonight."

The female assistant was a little confused: "I have already agreed, so it's not good to let the pigeons go suddenly."

"You just say that I have sudden skin allergies, and I'm ashamed to see people." Yan Anan waved his hand, picked up the phone, and stared at the screen in a daze.

The female assistant leaned over and took a look: "I haven't figured out how to send a congratulatory message yet."

She also couldn't help sighing: "An'an, since you have already taken a fancy to Mr. Wei, why don't you take the initiative to attack, do it earlier, maybe he will be yours."

Yan Anan rolled her eyes: "That also requires people to look up to me. It's not like I haven't tried it before. I sent him messages every now and then, but you know what he did?"

"What happened to him?" the female assistant asked curiously.

"Didn't I just read the book and talk about gene therapy with him? This guy actually said that I should test my common sense first, otherwise I will definitely not understand, and it will be useless to waste his precious time."

"Then what did he test you for?"

"He asked me to name the four bases that make up DNA within ten seconds." Yan An'an gritted his teeth and said, "Adenine, guanine, cytosine, thymine, thanks to him, these four broken bases I will never forget it in my life."

The female assistant snorted and laughed out loud.

After laughing, he nodded solemnly and said, "An'an, it's wise for you to give up. You can't handle this kind of man for the rest of your life. Only this female doctor is suitable for him."

Yan Anan's almond eyes widened: "Are you saying I'm stupid?"

"No, no," the female assistant shook her head like a rattle: "My An'an is the smartest, cutest and most beautiful, but this kind of stinky man who doesn't understand style is not suitable for you."

Yan An'an sighed: "Who says it's not, maybe this is the legendary fate, and I can only accept my fate."

She clutched her chest and slowly slid down on the sofa: "It's so hard to move my heart, but I don't have the slightest chance. It's really sad."

Female assistant: "..."

*****

Ruishi, in a luxurious manor near Geneva.

Corinna, blond and blue-eyed, walked into the lawn, waving her phone.

"Honey, let me tell you some news, that Mr. Wei, the god of medicine, is actually married."

After Schumatz came back, he has been insisting on recovering and exercising, and he is finally able to walk freely.

He raised his head and smiled in surprise: "Great, did he say when the wedding will be held?"

"Not yet, I just posted a photo of the marriage registration on WeChat. Fortunately, I added him on WeChat so that I didn't miss such an important news. I have already sent a greeting on your behalf, wishing him eternal love and happiness."

Corinna showed Wei Kang's marriage certificate photo to him: "Honey, look how happy they are smiling. This beauty is really God's favorite, and she can marry such a handsome and talented man as Wei."

"Hehe, seeing their smiles, I couldn't help but think back then. At the wedding, you also smiled so happily. You came to me from afar and said you would marry me."

Schumatz hugged his wife and recalled the best experience in his life.

"Is your car finished?" Corinna couldn't help interrupting her husband's memory.

"It's almost there. It has been sent to Ferrari's factory for a comprehensive test." Schumatz said with a proud face: "There is still one month to go on the road."

"This sports car is a thank you gift I specially designed for Wei. I asked Ferrari engineers to complete it together. It looks very cool and has excellent performance. Believe me, this is definitely a crystallization of human industrial wisdom and a miracle in the history of sports cars. .”

"My dear, you are amazing." Corinna couldn't help but kissed him: "Then it will probably be shipped to China in two months."

"Do you have any photos there? I'm going to send them to Wei and tell him that this is a wedding gift from us. He will be very happy."