I am Vardy

() England's strength is needless to say, even if he came off the bench, he can still play Poland without a temper.

A shooter sitting on the bench watching other people scoring goals is definitely the most difficult time.

Teammates scored goals, and Valdy was certainly happy, but it would be even better if the goal scorer was replaced by himself.

Valdy did endure very hard!

Defoe and Valdy have a good relationship, mainly because Valdy feels that Defoe has a good character, so he is willing to pull him into a small group.

But after seeing Defoe talking about himself, Valdy regretted the decision.

Defoe naturally knew that Vardi could not sit on the bench, so he deliberately ran to the bench to celebrate after scoring a goal, deliberately plucking Valdi, the so-called bad friend.

The ridiculous look made Valdy want to kick him back onto the field.

The fans were cheering, but Valdy always kept his face black, no surprises, I am afraid the next storm is coming.

After the game restarted, Vardy was ready to make a wave against Defoe, at least to play him.

Anyway, the game has stabilized.

Thinking of this, Valdy slipped over, opened Defoe's backpack, took out Defoe's cell phone, and dialed the police station.

"Hello, police station, can I help you?"

The voice of the police came over the phone, but the Austrian spoke German and Vardi couldn't understand it.

"Can you speak English?"

After receiving an affirmative answer, Vardy smirked and cried in a sad voice: "My mother will give me a younger brother soon. I am afraid she will not like me when she has a younger brother. What should I do? "

The policeman on the other side of the phone froze for a moment, without turning his head for a while.

Should such a thing be reported to the police?

But in the blink of an eye, the police had a thought in his mind, wouldn't this young man want to die?

The startled police quickly pacified Valdy's emotions.

"I think the birth of a new life is the most beautiful thing, and..."

The police organize their own language. In his opinion, it is absolutely what the police should do to stop a person from committing suicide.

But before he finished, Vardi interrupted him.

"Please wait a moment!"

"Uh, good..."

Valdy walked quickly to the sidelines, covering his cellphone microphone and shouting loudly at Defoe on the field.

"Jermaine, come answer the phone, your mother will give you a younger brother!"

Not only did Defoe hear it, most players on the field heard it, everyone on the bench and even the front row fans in the stands heard it.

In an instant, even a cold field appeared in this area.

Defoe was completely stunned. He clearly heard what Valdy shouted, so he was surprised.

My mother gave birth to a younger brother?

Why didn't I hear the news at all?

When I went home last time, my mother didn't hold her belly!

I have to say that Defoe didn't doubt Valdy's words at all, and when he saw Valdy holding his phone, he just felt incredible.

He hurried to the sidelines and took the call from Valdy, not knowing what it was.

"Hey?"

The policeman over the phone heard someone talking and immediately spoke out the language he had just organized.

"I don’t think your mother will ignore you because she has another child. You know, maternal love is the greatest and hardest to give up in the world. She must love you the most, so please don’t feel wronged, Don’t worry, and you will gradually realize that you like your brother very much, even more than your mother..."

Defoe listened, and didn't know what to say.

Who is on the phone?

Why talk to yourself with an educational tone?

However, the content of the words is related to this matter. Defoe was really as big as a cow for a while, and it has been quickly associated in his mind.

"Is the doctor on the other end of the phone at the end of the hospital, and when my mother calls herself, she is worried that she will not accept the news, so she enlightens herself first?"

Well, only this one is possible.

"Oh, I understand what you said, would you please give my mother a call?" Defoe said a little helplessly.

The policeman who switched to the phone this time was stunned.

Give your mother a call?

Shouldn't I tell you this?

Has the person on the opposite side already hallucinated because of this?

"Sir, I'm sorry that your mother is not here with us, maybe she should be in the hospital, but I think you can still have a good chat with your mother, and then you will realize her love for you, not Change, please believe me!"

Defoe is completely black. What does the phone say?

"who are you?"

If it was not incredible, he must have thought his mother had been kidnapped.

"I'm a policeman, a policeman willing to help you out! Isn't it your alarm call!" The policeman is also inexplicable, and the person who said the alarm must have been insane, poor child!

Defoe pressed the phone without hesitation. Even if he was stupid at this time, he knew he might have been fooled.

Then he looked up and saw Vardi smile to the cramp of his stomach. Defoe really wanted to go up and fight with Valdi desperately.

But before waiting for Defoe to take action, Heinx had smiled and congratulated him.

"Congratulations, it feels good to have a brother, and congratulations to your mother, please convey my greetings to her!"

Defoe felt like he was vomiting three liters of blood in an instant, and he couldn't die anymore!

Teammates and even the opponent players came over to congratulate him, and looking at their seriousness, Defoe was numb.

At this time, the fans in front of the TV expressed great joy.

"Congratulations to Defoe's mother for having a child. With Defoe's talent, his younger brother must be not bad. He is likely to become a leader in England in the future!

"When I received a call on the court and heard that my mother had a younger brother, I always felt it was too funny!"

"Difu scored a goal, and her mother had a younger brother. If Defoe scored twice, did she already have twins?"

"It always feels inexplicable, but when I see Valdi's insignificant look, I vaguely know the truth!"

...

Defoe returned to the field with a black line, while Valdy picked up the phone that Defoe smashed and couldn't smile.

This thing is so silly, it's so deceiving. Sure enough, honest people are bullying.

Of course, this is just a joke of Vardi, and it doesn't make Defoe desperate with him.

When Vardy returned to the bench, Rooney smirked and asked, "Jemaine's mother really gave him a younger brother?"

Vardy shrugged and responded angrily: "If you don't mind, I can also ask your mother to give you a brother in minutes!"

Rooney laughed, "That's fine, that's fine!"

At the end of the first half of the game, neither side scored again, England two goals ahead of Poland into the intermission.

Vardy clearly saw Defoe's gruesome look when he was off the court, let alone emotional.

Of course, Valdy doesn't pay much attention to it, this is your end.

During the intermission, Valdi and the main players of this bench were warming up on the sidelines. From time to time, they greeted and interacted with the fans in the stands, which attracted greater applause and cheers. Friends, has completely transformed England into the home team of Austria.

The only regret is that England cannot always play in Austria. If you reach the semi-finals, according to the schedule, you will have to move to Switzerland. In the final, you can return to Vienna, Austria.

After the second half of the game began, Vardy was still sitting on the bench boredom, watching the game aimlessly, while wondering how to clean up Rooney.

Bundled?

Already used the tactics, Valdy really does not want to use the second time.

After thinking for a long time, Valdi had no good idea.

And until the 70th minute of the game, Heynx was about to make a substitution adjustment, and Rooney and Gerrard were ready to debut at the same time.

Vardi suddenly lit up and looked at Rooney, who was **** and wearing shoes, and thought of a good idea.

Immediately enter the system and wish to ask for something, this thing is not valuable, the system does not have a lion's mouth.

Of course, this thing can be sold in any convenience store, but Valdy can’t buy it.

Next, when Rooney was jumping around in place, Vardi made a look at Ferdinand and others, and the strong sense of understanding made them immediately understand the meaning of Valdi.

Vardy held Rooney in one hand, and several people rushed over to push the little fat man on the ground, looking like he was going to be violent.

Wayne Rooney was originally very happy to be on the court, but was caught off guard by surprise. He really didn't know how to provoke the gangsters.

Taking advantage of the confusion, Vardy secretly stuffed the wished thing into Rooney's big pants, and then until the dead ball appeared on the court, he and everyone let go of Rooney.

Heinkes, as the coach, did not control the nonsense of the team members. The pressure of the competition was great. It is also good for them to decompress in this way, so he just looked at this scene with a smile on the side.

Rooney finally got up and sorted out his clothes. The fourth official had raised the sign of substitution~www.readwn.com~The little fat man hurried to the sidelines, preparing to exchange entry with his teammates. Because of the tight time, he didn’t have I noticed something more in my pants.

Rooney replaced Defoe, who scored, apparently did not give Defoe's mother a chance to have twins...

Applause sounded on the sidelines, both for the next player and the player on the court.

Wayne Rooney touched the turf, then ran into the field, held back most of the game, and finally got the chance to play. The fat man could not help but release his passion.

I want to score!

No one can stop me!

Loudly shouting in his heart, the expression on Rooney's face also became heroic, sprinting towards the other half.

However, at the moment when Rooney's explosive sprint was full, the things in the pants finally slipped down and fell onto the turf.

That touch of white made the whole world uproar...